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by arikane
7-19-04
There's a second kind?
Hello guys! i'm Ari Kane and this is my computer, PAAC. in case you were wondering, PAAC stands for Phucking Annoying Ass Computer.
Hello. yes i'm PAAC. Don't let him fool you though. it actually stands for Porn Anime and Crap. i mostly hold his gay porn
I do not look at gay porn.
What about the one picture you downloaded with those two guys grabbing each other's sweaty man hood's?
jeez for the last time, i thought it was the other kind of cockfighting. besides, you know damn well i like asian porn.
yeah, i know that all to well. i'm surprised you can still read anything off my monitor. talk about money shots.

 

by arikane
7-20-04
First Pet, First Street
Wow. This is interesting. Hey Paac, it says here that porn stars come up with their name by taking the name of their first pet and the name of the first street they lived on.
really. what would be you porn star name?
First Pet, First Street
lets see. my first pet and street. My name would be B.J Monroe.
Dude, thats the gayest name i have ever heard. i bet you would make your debut in a gay porno called "Ride Me Cowboy"
First Pet, First Street
Phuck you, Paac. what would your porn star name be, smartass?
Floppy N. Long.

 

by arikane
7-20-04
Ari Kane: Head of the Federal Buero of Inspamigation.
Mzanny: I still don't get out of lock up? Sheesh who do you have to DO to leave this joint
umm....the... FBI maybe?
Father: You need not DO anybody, you are FREE mzanny!
.............
Phucking Cock Blocker!

 

by arikane
7-22-04
When not home, its best to turn your computer off.
hmmm... it seems they've released Starsiege: Tribes for people to download for free from their website. i should download it and check it out.
way ahead of you. i've already downloaded and installed it for you while you were away.
really? i'm surprised. you actually did something for a change. what else did you do while i was out?
not much. just downloaded some of your gay ass songs, ran spybot, and installed something called computervirusbomb.exe which i think is a game or something. hmm...i getting a message from that program
(insert background here)
Thank you for running computer virus bomb. your computer will disintergrate in 5...4...3...2...1..

 

by arikane
7-22-04
In Tribes, Snipers Pwn!
ok. i think that i fixed everything. now lets play some Tribes.
connecting to server....connected.
wow. these levels are huge. Graphics kinda suck but eh. I wonder where everyone is at? i don't see anyone around. And what the phuck is that noise?
*whistling noise growing louder and louder*
HOLY PHUCKING SHIT! What the phuck was that?
HAHAHA! N00b! fucking pwned you bitch. Shoved a stinger missle up your ass. cant beat my sniping skill.

 

by arikane
8-02-04
Oh just talk to her already god damnit!
Girlofyourdreams111 has just signed on.
yay! she's finally online. seeing her name on brings me so much joy to my day. if only see would IM me, my life would be complete.
Dude. why dont you just fucking IM her already? Grow some balls and take some initiative. your not gunna get anywhere staring at her name all night.
What if she's busy or something. i'll just be some annoyance and i dont think see needs something like that in her life. see look. her away message is up.
oh i'm so bored. if only some sweet and kind yet somewhat dorky and un-attractive guy would just IM me and free me from my boredom. bah! nevermind.
*Away message*: I left cause you couldn't grow some balls in time.

 

by arikane
8-10-04
Tribes: "Vengence"
hahahaha. i killed this guy 17 times in a row. i'm mad great at tribes. heh 18 in a row now.
Arikane: god dammit. stop base raping you little phucking cheater.
alright alright, i'll stop.........SIKE! Bam, 19 in a row. can't handle my greatness.
Ari kane: you little phuck! if you do that one more time, im going to track you down and shove an axe so far up your ass.
haha ok whatever. is that supposed to scare me? c'mon now, man. I'd like to see your bitch ass try. BAM, 20 bitch. haha
chi chi chi chi cha cha cha cha

 

by arikane
8-25-04
Ari kane's school days
If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?
None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.
The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.
here's one. There are 3 women eating ice cream: One is licking the sides. the next is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of it. Which one is married?
Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.
The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.

 

by arikane
8-25-04
F as in phuck
Son, why did you get an F in arithmetic today?
Well today, the teacher asked how much 3x2 is and i said 6.
but thats right!
yeah but then she asked me how much was 2x3.
What's the fucking difference?
That's what i said!

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