All comics by dire51

 

by dire51
12-11-02
One day close to Christmas, in the graveyard...
Hi!
HOLY SHIT! A snowman! I HATE snowmen!
But why? Look at Frosty, or that one snowman that had the voice of Burl Ives! How can you hate snowmen after all of the holiday joy we've provided to the world?
Concentrate... almost got it...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I JUST DO!!!

 

by dire51
12-11-02
What is it now?
When we first met, you said you were a really kinky girl. I'm sorry, but I don't think you're all that kinky.
You don't think I'm that kinky, huh? Try this on for size!
How's this, big boy? Kinky enough for you?
That wasn't quite what I had in mind.

 

by dire51
12-11-02
A lot of people don't think that Death is very funny. I'm here today to try to change your minds.
Have you seen Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey? Or Beetlejuice? I'm freakin' hilarious! You can't tell me you didn't laugh out loud at my crazy antics in those movies.
You weren't in Beetlejuice, you liar. That was Michael Keaton. And for your information, he was playing a ghost - not Death.
Who asked you?!?

 

by dire51
12-11-02
...the hell?

 

by dire51
12-12-02
It continues...
Splatterhouse!
Resident Evil!
SPLATTERHOUSE!!!
RESIDENT EVIL!!!
SPLATTERHOUSE, BITCH!!!
splatterhouse...

 

by dire51
12-12-02
This one's for Andre...
BITCH - I OWN YOU!
Come again?
BITCH - I OWN YOU!!!
yes.
You're drunk again, aren't you?

 

by dire51
12-12-02
There are no people here that know what the hell this is about, and for that I apologize...
The Playhouse In My Pants!
Kinky Wheelchair!
That Goofy Penis!
George's Hermaphrodite!
Horny Elvis!
Then The Transvestite Yelled SURPRISE!

 

by dire51
12-26-02
Prepare for a voyage into the bizarre... a place created in the dark depths of the mind of the maddest madman... where you will go insane... where things that you can't possibly imagine await you...
A place that will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life... that will cause you to wake up in a cold sweat, screaming and begging for someone to please make it stop... please please please...
Whoops... hang on a sec...
I hate this job.

 

by dire51
8-12-25
Whoa! Who are you?
I've been standing here for TWENTY-THREE YEARS waiting for this thing to be fixed!
and it STILL ISN'T FIXED! I QUIT!
I don't even know where I am.

 

by dire51
8-12-25
Can you believe it's been twenty-three years since the last time we did anything here?
I know, right?
What happened, I wonder?
Did you ever consider the fact that maybe we died and were finally brought back to life?
Nah... oh my god, WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Gfghurghbelurg

 

by dire51
8-12-25
Ugh. These comics are so stupid and nonsensical.
You're telling me. I was there at the very beginning.
And you're still here. Why?
Well, in my first and only comic, I was set on fire by a very angry tiki man. I want another shot at this.
SURPRISE!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

by dire51
8-12-25
AAAAHHHH!
AAAAHHHH!
Another job well done!
bleh

 

by dire51
8-29-25
Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly.
What does that mean for us in the here and now, I wonder?
It means you'd better start running. Now.

 

by dire51
9-03-25
GRRR! I'm a big scary piece of sentient bacon!
So?
Aren't you scared?
No. But I am hungry. For bacon.
EEEEEEEEEEE!

 

by dire51
10-04-25
I just want to say hi to all the hackers operating out of Dubai.
NOW GO TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG.

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