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by Riotmoon
9-09-03
In the spirit of broadening my hirzons I present the follow gritty verite comic about one mans life designed to make you realise how stupid comics about real life are.
Designation: SAMMY WIZZLETEATS, SON, you are to go to school and make father proud, please try not to **** yourself today. BREEP!
*sighs* Yes dad.
Samy's life as uneventful, as one would expect the life of a cross-eyed nitwit to be. First, he became the only altar boy never to be molested by a Catholic priest.
C'mon! Nothing? Not even as ass-tickle?
PULL THE STRING! PULLL THE STRING!
Sammy, buffeted along by the cruel hand of fate to the end of his days eventually married a pink donkey he hallucinated after sniffing glue. They expect their second child in April.
I can feel his sucking getting stronger and stronger!
Will you STOP giving that roll of baloney all our MILK?!? You bought him at Hickory Farms for ****'s sake!
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