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| I am runnin for president for the Pimpin Party. THIS ****ry needs a long new staff to deliver stiff and swift changes. | |
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| I'm George Dubya and my pappy was prezadent and i beat Saddam, but i was looking for Ol' Sammy. Thast gud right?? | |
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| Listen, for women's rights, I am prepared to go all night .Ladies, I am willing to pound my point into all of you over and over, until your ears ring with the extacy of success. | |
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| I declarate that if you pick me, i will make the world safe from terrorism and i will debilitate our economy like a healthy cow on a rope. I can de buildd anythang with time yee-haw. | |
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| Ah Keemee, hu yu vote for? | |
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| Ees obvios heya, i vote fo mos peempeenist Preseedeenchil cannadate. | |
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