All comics by 4X4

 

by 4X4
12-07-04

 

by 4X4
12-07-04
Meet Dexx, the dog on the search for sunscreen
In the flash, Dexx was rased by hound dogs of hell, and is a... um... WAIT, WAIT!...um... How do I put this in a way that doesn't insult him...um-
You can say it, I'm a nudist!

 

by 4X4
12-07-04
Dexx makes a public service anouncement...
ATTENTION! ANYONE THAT HAS FOUND SUNSCREAN PLEASE RETURN IT TO ME!
Along came Polly
24.1 hours later
MY NAME ISN'T POLLY!

 

by 4X4
12-07-04
Dexx goes aboard a ship festival to annoy a clown...
YOU GOLIATH, GET YOUR FAT SELF RIGHT HERE! WHAT TIME DO YOU ENTERTAIN?!
You talkin to me?
No I was talking to your arse! It's so big it has its own set of lips!
So he's saying I'm sh!tting out of my mouth?

 

by 4X4
12-08-04
Dexx is looking fir sunscreen...ON THE MOON!
Yo, seen any suncrean 'round?
*transalted in English*Wtf is he saying?
H:PHLGDL:GWDI:GFWIP
20 hours later
Ok, i taught you enough English. Say "Hello my friend!"
Fcuk you retard!

 

by 4X4
12-08-04
Dexx reports the bottle to the police...
No I don't!
How would I know?!
But he doesn't know where the station is!
But I'm gonna fly to have a look for it from up above!

 

by 4X4
12-08-04
Dexx flies away...
Wee, I'm flying!
Nobody can stop me on my search for some sunscrean!
That's what he thinks...
BUSTED!
Passport?

 

by 4X4
12-08-04
Dexx is hungry, so he goes to McDognald's
Welcome to Mcdognald's, the fastest food on the block!
Yes, can I have a Bite Burger meal and a...
NO, I AM JUST TAKING HIS PLACE, I A'INT NO DAUGHTER OF A DOG!
Wait... Aren't you the boss's son?
And so the little girl, embarassed, went crying. Continued in part 8...
I'll take it from here sweet heart!
Wow, what a discovery...

 

by 4X4
12-08-04
We are back, and we see Dexx getting his food..
Take away?
Hell yeah
Then Dexx goes to hell to look for some sunscreen
I could find something here...
OWWW! HOOOOT! MY SKIN! I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE HERE
Get used to it...

 

by 4X4
12-08-04
Dexx goes to his hometown to find it bombarded by angel elfves.
And I thought hell was worse!
Along came aliens
Should we land there?
Yes
So they landed at planet earth...
Look, are you gonna abduct me or not?!
My name is mocklockjockbibinbinfoglifoghothotffpolo-

 

by 4X4
12-08-04
After been abducted, Dexx is sent back to Earth to search for some sunscreen. Then he has a flash back about World War 1...
What the...!
But he did not fight in the war, but, the soldier above him did
EXCUSE ME UP THERE! DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY SUNSCREEN??

 

by 4X4
12-08-04
Dexx goes to the opera to search for some sunscreen...
Do you have any sunscreen I can borrow?
Mehehe
Do you have any sunscreen I can borrow?
I asked you 1st! Have you seen a body lying around?
Dexx takes it outside after seeing 30 performers...
These are some wierd talents...

 

by 4X4
12-09-04
Dexx goes to annoy the jailbergs...
Yo, where did you loan those boxers? You must be sponsored by George Bush?
I may be drunk, but I still think that's insulting...
I wonder why they put you in jail...That axe won't cut butter...And why do you need a diaper? Learning how to change your own?
I'm pissed;He forgot the banner; EVERYONE forgets the banner...
You got the worst sense of party fasion, EVER! That's so old!
So he don't know the way to the Roman forum either.. DAMN!

 

by 4X4
12-09-04
Dexx visits his girlfriend...
Yo, wassup?
You have the worse grammar!
Firstly, Yo is not in the proper English and/or American dictionary. It has been found presumed a shortcut to hello, 'lo, then taking away the l and replacing it with a y, to make yo. Next you...
2 days later...
She may be Asian, but she knows more English than me...
And the word Homeslice has absolutly no meaning whatsoever! Plus What sense does Main Man make? It's all rubbish, Cockney is even worse, it's rhyming is absolute-

 

by 4X4
12-09-04
Dexx breaks up with his girlfriend. What a better place to do it than his office? DOES HE HAS AN OFFICE?????!
Look I'm sorry, but I don't think this will work out... I'm just sayin' with my grammar and your, umm-
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2 hours of crying
OH I FIGURRED IT OUT! YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME BECAUSE I'M ASIAN! YOU RACIST BAS-
2 MORE hours of anger
Boy she really knows what time to change moods... STRAIGHT AFTER WORK!
LALALALALALALALALALA

 

by 4X4
12-09-04
Dexx goes on blind date...
We were made for each other...
You really think so?
'And Now let's see how will are blind dates do...'
I can't wait...
I hope he knows how to speak Eng-
Oh boy, Asian accent for the rest of the day...
LISH!?!?!?!

 

by 4X4
12-09-04
Dexx visits a laboroty...
What are you doin' here
I'm an experiment of a mastrubating scienist called-
Dexx throws the zombie into the machine over there...
Right, get in there, I can wait for the Zombie to cool down so I can use it as Ice in my drink!
It's ok, I can manage from drinking Heinkein in a testube
Umm, that's no refridgerator, that's an acid cooling unit...

 

by 4X4
12-10-04
Dexx looks for sunscreen in Mt. Ticklesome...
Little girl, have you seen any sunscreen around?
YOU IDIOT YOU'RE RUINING THE MOOD!
Yes and...

 

by 4X4
12-10-04
Dexx goes to a haunted house to look for some sunscreen...
I don't mind giving this a shot...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I am the ghost of Dracula, evacuate this house or I'll suck your b-.
Blood, It's 'I'll suck your blood'!
Um... line

 

by 4X4
12-10-04
Mistake, please refer the last comic as part 18
Mistake, please refer the last comic as part 18
Mistake, please refer the last comic as part 18

 

by 4X4
12-11-04
Dexx is dead... Or is he?
In the grave to my right lies Dexx Hellsome, a great symbol of impatience...
All his life Dexx has been looking for sunscreen, because one day he was sleeping on the beach for too long and-
Say, is anyone attending this ceromony?
Dude, this is Duxx, not Dexx, and I came!

 

by 4X4
12-12-04
Dexx goes o the beach to search for sunscreen, the same beach he left without. Since it was sunset it was a good time to have a look...
I could find it here...
*Transleted into English:* Hello, Satan, How do you feel about your red figure?
I must be on the channel! Now let's see if I can remember how to say Have you seen any sunscreen around?
Bonjour satan! Ce que vous pensez de votre figure rouge?
*Translated into English:*Go choke on cheese, you frog-eating menace!
Disparaissent la bobine ser le formage, vous menace de manger de grenouille!
Grrrrrrr...

 

by 4X4
12-12-04
Dexx goes to New York; The big apple...
Maybe he can help...
Wassup homie? Wana go shoot some hoops? Winners check!
Bro, if you talked to my ex girlfriend like that, you'll be sorry...

 

by 4X4
12-12-04
Dexx searches for sunscreen across NY...
Have you spotted any sunscreen around here lately?
Have you spotted any sunscreen around here lately?
3 whole days of searching and asking for sunscreen...
Now I see why they call it the 'Big Apple'; Documents show everything...

 

by 4X4
12-12-04
In the valley of value...
'Cause you're such a big baby, I ain't gonna fight over it....
Me neither, 'cause you're such a big wuss...
Fine!
Fine!
a couple of seconds after...
Guys, what are you fighting about?
GIMME THAT SUNSCREEN!

 

by 4X4
12-12-04
Dexx frolics across the field...
*Singing* If I had sunscreen, I'll rub it on my skin, 'cause I'm in love with skin I'm in! If I had a-
HOLY EYE OF NEWT! BUSHFIRE!
Wait a tick, am I in Australia?
No moses, lead your people out of Egypt... I command you...

 

by 4X4
12-12-04
Ladies and gentlemen, 1in 3 people accept a seat from a talking chair. Take a look for yourself!
Have a seat. You look tired, my dear...
And die young? Forget it!
My proud beast, please relax. Sit down on me...
I just came here to camaflouge with the wall. I may get HIV, but it's better than dying on a chair...
Sadly, the pld granny died of severe DNA mixture. Don't trust a talking chair...
My golden sweetheart, please do not stress yourself; use me like everyone does...
Why thank you.

 

by 4X4
12-12-04
Dexx is lost; He ends up in the Saharah desert...
I could be in Japan in World War II, I could be in Vietnam in the 60's, But I gotta end up here in 2004!
WTF, is this a mirage?
Hello. I am your twin brother, Duxx. I know that you might have heard I was dead, but-
You are now!
AHHHHHHHHHHH

 

by 4X4
12-12-04
Dexx goes to Washington...
There it is: The Whitehouse!
I'm an experiment gone wrong!
No, you're George Bush!

 

by 4X4
12-12-04
Dexx visits a robot factory in the middle of nowhere...
Let's see what we can find here. Maybe ONE robot knows where I can find
Oy, You over there! Have you seen any sunscreen around?
BAD GRAMMAR ALERT! SENTENCE UNSTRUCTURED CORRECTLY.
That robot's a technologic remake of my ex-girlfriend!
NUMBER OF WORDS FOUND UNMATCHED: 1, WORD CODE NUMBER 4388889, BEGINNIG OF SENTENCE PROUNCED OY, CLASS STREET AND COCKNEY LANGUEGE

 

by 4X4
12-12-04
Dexx visits a robot factory in the middle of nowhere...
Let's see what we can find here. Maybe ONE robot knows where I can find
Oy, You over there! Have you seen any sunscreen around?
BAD GRAMMAR ALERT! SENTENCE UNSTRUCTURED CORRECTLY.
That robot's a technologic remake of my ex-girlfriend!
NUMBER OF WORDS FOUND UNMATCHED: 1, WORD CODE NUMBER 4388889, BEGINNIG OF SENTENCE PROUNCED OY, CLASS STREET AND COCKNEY LANGUEGE

 

by 4X4
12-12-04
Dexx visits a robot factory in the middle of nowhere...
Let's see what we can find here. Maybe ONE robot knows where I can find
Oy, You over there! Have you seen any sunscreen around?
BAD GRAMMAR ALERT! SENTENCE UNSTRUCTURED CORRECTLY.
That robot's a technologic remake of my ex-girlfriend!
NUMBER OF WORDS FOUND UNMATCHED: 1, WORD CODE NUMBER 4388889, BEGINNIG OF SENTENCE PROUNCED OY, CLASS STREET AND COCKNEY LANGUEGE

 

by 4X4
12-12-04
MIG MISTAKE! PLEASE REFER THE LAST 3 COMICS AS PART 27!

 

by 4X4
12-21-04
Dexx seeks advice of a priest...
You see Dexx, You are like a magnet. You attract nothing but trouble, but you repel sunscreen. YOu MUST STOP THIS FROM TAKING OVER YOU!
Oh, so now yo dissin' science, eh? Just 'cause It's modern reason for everything don't mean you have to feel jealous!
*Said in a sarcastic attitude
And oh yeah, if I'm a magnet, my Dad must be a forcemeter!*
Boy do I hate my job!

 

by 4X4
12-21-04
NUCLEAR WAR!
Damn, Talibans again??
Maybe if I confront them I'll get free sunscreen! Or maybe mone to spend on sunscreen!
Oh forget the terrorists, This war looks just like a fireworks display!

 

by 4X4
12-21-04
Dexx goes to the playground...
Do you have any sunscreen I can use?
How the hell would I have that?
Umm... Did you go trick-or-treating last Halloween?

 

by 4X4
12-22-04
Ladies and gentlemen, The amazing gossip twins!
Have you heard, Justin Timberlake wet his pants when he saw Pamela walking down the street!
Mrs. Anderson must have had really bright clothes on to catch attetion, if any...
But what if she went right next him?
He'll have an erection the size of Mt. Everest!
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!
So, when do you tink WE WILL do a series?
As soon as I find a nic loft near a bum town...

 

by 4X4
12-22-04
Having his flying rights recently stripped, he travels to Australia in a dogie airplane...
I miss my wings... Wait, I still have them!
Dexx arrives in a chicken farm in Australia
G'day mate! Welcome to Australia!
So, are you a rare species that ran away from the zoo, or are there gay pink donkies in here?

 

by 4X4
12-22-04
Dexx end up in jail in Australia...
Man, 25 hours on a plane, and I'm held for spankin' a Kuala!
Great! I don't care who freed me!
Release notes for Dexx Hellsome!
When they said a slight condition, I never knew they ment I have to sleep with my Benefactor!
AND NO TOUNGE WHILE WE'RE IN THE BED, BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MANY!

 

by 4X4
12-22-04
Dexx continues his trip in Australia...
What's up, David Bowie!?
Umm... I ain't David Bowie...
You're right, My mistake. Your eyes are too plain to be David.

 

by 4X4
12-22-04
Please refer the last chapter as part 33, as I accidently named it umm.. Part 23. Sorry to all Dexx fans...
Please refer the last chapter as part 33, as I accidently named it umm.. Part 23. Sorry to all Dexx fans...
Please refer the last chapter as part 33, as I accidently named it umm.. Part 23. Sorry to all Dexx fans...

 

by 4X4
12-22-04
Dexx goes to Antartica
Brrr... It's so cold! I should have bought a coat
Yo, have you seen any sunscreen around?
You must be joking pal, Sunscreen in the North Pole?
No, I'm not joking! but more importantly...HAVE YOU FOUND ANY COAT I CAN WEAR???!
You can borrow my scarf, but then you'll chop off my head...

 

by 4X4
12-22-04
In a nearby bush...
WE MUST SACRAFICE THIS BOTTLE OF SUNSCREEN TO PLEASE MY NOT SO DARK MASTERS...
My turn to do the ritual!
Over the other side of the bush...
What's that?
Whatever it is, I'm still killing myself...
Later...
That should teach 'em to treat sunscreen like that! Now, to take out the trash...

 

by 4X4
12-23-04
In Hamburg...
How's da pork delievery chgoin?
Chabdolut Perfect! The Farm chis chin Gcheat chondition!
Chagreed!
Ja chan't believe SHEEP chare lookin chafter da farm!??
Note: Germans had no sense of fire hazard ever since the second world war. Please also note that Germany is filled with spoilt blondes and clumsy farmers.
Mehehe...

 

by 4X4
12-23-04
In a wood in Montreal...
HE PUT THE FOREST ALIGHT! GET HIM!
WARNING: Burn a Maple tree on Canadian grounds, and get pushed over the Niagra Falls. However if you spot an American chopper, quickly scream 'CANADIANS ARE RETARDED MAPLE SUCKERS' to be saved.

 

by 4X4
12-23-04
Note: Don't gamble over Hockey in Canada...
OK, Asswipe, I hit the hockeyball 2 miles ahead and hit that man over there, NOW PAY UP!

 

by 4X4
12-23-04
Pompeii 1800 years ago...

 

by 4X4
12-23-04
In a village in Milan...
Mama Tota, How do you make your pizza so fresh after 10 years of cooking for a family of 6?
Roni, You wanna know ma secret, ah? Meet me at ma house at 5:00 to see...
At 5 PM, Mama Tota leads the way to her home...
Get-a ready to be enlightened by ma fabulous kitchen
Note: Suspect anything on your pizza in Italy...
DIDYA HAVE TO SHOW HIM HOW YOU GET ZA PEPPERONI?!!
WELLA HE WANTED TA KNOW FIRST!!!

 

by 4X4
12-23-04
WARNING: Police in Italy is very clumsy, and this allows mafias to form to cause crime, and eventually immigrate to America for drug exchanges and violent gun fights.

 

by 4X4
12-23-04
Wait, what's that colour behind me?
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! RUN FOR YOUR-
WARNING: Avoid wearing red in a bullpit when you are or not a peformer! Also make sure that when the bull sees red, you ARE ready...
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!

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