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by Gamerz_lnc
8-01-03
Gamers_Inc.
uhh.. chatting with THE girls online
Yo brian so what u doing?
Gamers_Inc.
like i went into random chat rooms n like found some cool girl from alaska
OMG u lozer... get a real girl shitz....
10 min later
whoosh
typing* Soo alaska eh? I hear girls from over there are pritty niceee ya

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-01-03
Gamers Inc.
HAHAHAHA, and then, it was so like, totally cool.
Look sis, I'm a middle school student on the edge, i DONT want to know about your girly stuff.
Gamers Inc.
On the edge eh? Really now, and I suppose that's blood on your shirt.
Keep it up sis, and I.....
Gamers Inc.
By the way, where did all the ketchup go?
Enough questions, "Jake the Reaper" is tired, nappy time.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-01-03
Gamers Inc.
Yo kris, finally made it eh man
Sup
Gamers Inc.
yea.. noin much to do except play some games n like raid the fridge
ya... hmm what we goin to do
Gamers Inc.
Raid the fridge
ya, what i was thinkin

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-01-03
Gamers Inc.
Hey, aren't you your sister's brother?
Yeah, what's it to you.
Gamers Inc.
Well, I was wondering if I could have your number.
Uh....I don't swing that way....
Gamers Inc.
GOD SOME PEOPLE ARE STUPID! I JUST WANT HER NUMBER OK!?!?
Now if you don't need anything, I got ketchup to buy.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-01-03
Gamers Inc.
ey mom hows it goin
wait a sec somethings up
Gamers Inc.
so like ima go to brians tonight
o no ur not im telling u specifically dont go
15 min later
ey
yo parents r such a drag

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
Gamers Inc.
Whoah....is this because of Crayola markers?
Hello Brian, welcome to your HEEEEEEELLLLLLLL
Gamers Inc.
Well, is hell a blue vortex?
Hold on, the switch is around here somewhere.
Gamers Inc.
I thought the devil was....more devily, and not some classy guy in a suit.
HEEEEY, todays karaoke night! At the HELLCATS CAFE!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
I am Diablo, come and play my game.
Look dude, I quit your lame ass game loooong ago.
*ARRGH* press esc to leave the game you loser haha you died
NO!! I DIED!!! wait a sec... WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL PLAYING THIS!
DOo DOO DOO! DIABLOII new patch is out!
"doo doo doo" yay its finally the new patch........... god this game is soo out dated

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
i am talking to you stop playing diablo II its soo boring play my penny arcade instead
wow wth y is that pennyarcade dude in my room?
DROP* UNIDENTIFIED MESH ARMOR!!
OMG i CANT BELIEVE IT!! i found a SHAFTSTOP!!
Do0o d0o do00*
is there is all to it? God this is lame.... ima go watch tv i heard that new reality tv show was on pranks to girls were they think they won some hot guy or something...

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
Gamers Inc.
Ey jackass give me some arms willya?
WTF?
Gamers Inc.
AHHH!!
ARMS THAT BURN!! FIRE HAHAHA!!
Gamers Inc.
this damn snowman was talking to me
ey whats with the fire?.... ok...

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
Gamers Inc.
Yeah, Brian's cool some of the time, but most of the time he's just.........dumb, ahaha.
I guess, but he scares me....like alot..like alot alot. Ya know?
Lights go out
*smooch*
JON YOU PIG! * SLAP* WHY DO I EVE BOTHER! HMPH *Leaves*
Lights go on.
Ow....wtf, I didn't do anything.
Wow.....She has graced my lips.....I will never wash my lips again.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
Gamers Inc.
DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!
Turn on this, ooo this too, heh, cant forget aim bot.
HEAD SHOT HEAD SHOT HEAD SHOT.
OMFG WTF, WHAT A FUCKING HACKER!
Damn, I'm owning this guy, what a total nub. What's the point in playing when you know you win?
Gamezone is a trademark of Gamezone, it is also Hack free, this comic was made only to entertain.
GOD DAMNIT JON, I JUST PLAYED SOME FUCKING HACKER! I CANT BELEIVE IT, I THOUGHT GAMEZONE HAD NO HACKS!
Speak for yourself, I was forced to play some nub all day. Boring as hell.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
Gamers Inc.
man cant believe ur barb died lol
NO!!!! MY BARB!!!
10 times after
man cant believe ur barb died lol
ok u said that already like 10 times
predictable
new char?
ya think time i think ill have more luck on a druid

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
Gamers Inc.
I am the shadow that follows you home...
I stalk the streets in search of blood...
Jake in trouble.
JAKE, GET YOUR FUCKING SHIRT DOWN HERE, I SWEAR IM ABOUT TO STOP WASHING ALL THAT KETCHUP OUT OF IT!
I will slice and dice your...
Ebay n Jake have an understanding.
THANKS FOR RUINING THE MOOD MOM!
You have mail: Shipping 20 crates of Ketchup now BloodyScythe486. Nice doing business with ya.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
Gamers Inc.
Hey there brian u kno i reely like u i think ur soo hot n sexy
???
Gamers Inc.
Lets go ur coming to my place tonight :)
ALRIGHT! LETS GO! TO YOUR PLACE!
Gamers Inc.
wake up brian time for school...... what??
NO!!!!!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS OVER!!!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
Continued at school
Man jon i had the best dream but my mom woke me up.....How'd u kno
Let me guess ur about to have sex with u kno who haha.. quick here she comes
Gamers Inc.
hmMhm CHoKE* hmerfi!
hi brian.....werdo haha
Gamers Inc.
HMERFI WTF WAS THAT O GOD IM SO PATHETIC
ey she said hi ne ways......thinks shes still mad at me?

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
Gamers Inc.
Hey jon, what was english hw yesterday, cuz i kinda fell asleep in class..
So anyways, I was raping the entire server over there...
Blah blah
And by the time I woke up, class was over, and I heard it's like, half our grade, so I really really need....
Can you hold up a sec?
Gamers Inc.
it....
...

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
Gamers Inc.
Damn its hot today. *drinks gatorade*
Ey, think I can get some of your gatorade?
Gamers Inc.
YOUR MOM had some of my gatorade last night!
Ey, wanna see something cool?
Gamers Inc.
Aww man...i want that sign

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
Gamers Inc.
Hey brian feed ur bird its been in the corrner neglected for the past 3 weeks
...
Gamers Inc.
Dont just stand there ur not going to get out of it
stand very still and nothing bad can happen
Gamers Inc.
...sigh..
...

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-02-03
gamers inc.
alright this is my friend give it up to brian uhh sry if hes jokes sux just laff
gamers inc.
I AM CORNHOLIO I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLIO
gamers inc.
YOU PSYCHO HE LIT THE STAGE ON FIRE
FIRE HAHAHA FIRE FIRE HAHAHA

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-03-03
Gamers Inc.
From the recent events i have said alot about diablo II and not just any things but insults
Gamers Inc.
I have recieved many complantes from a hand full of u people
Gamers Inc.
well i say Screw all ya'll

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Gamers Inc.
I am making a special announcement concerning the insults by Jon about Diablo II.
Hahahah, insults about what?
Gamers Inc.
They are completely unfounded, fake, and were not said by Jon.
Brian, how about you just let us all know EXACTLY what you think about Diablo II.
Gamers Inc.
Uh, er...I HATE THE FUCKING GAME, ITS SO FUCKING ADDICTING, AND YOU HAVE TO KEEP FUCKING MAKING YOUR CHARACTERS WHEN THEY DIE, PLUS I SUCK AT THE FUCKING GAME, FUCK D2 FUCK IT!
Heh, now THATS what I'm talking about. Even the money they pay you can't hide the truth of D2.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Gamers Inc.
OK next!...soooo what u want fattay?.......right :)
I WILL NOT TAKE THAT KIND OF HARASMENT...........a 8x8 plz..
Gamers Inc.
haha cry n walk away happy
WAAH*.. i just cant stop smiling when i have a hamburger...
Gamers Inc.
HEY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE U KNO ITS ME!!
sooo...... ill have a god u look funny /w a side of how much longer am i going to make fun of u?

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Gamers Inc.
iono job experiences..?
soo howd u get working at a broken down crumb bum shack like this?
Gamers Inc.
ok look man u gotta leave before some1 else recognize me
who else would come here? i came here cuz i have a aunt that had a craving for low quality 1/4 meat tacos /w some cockroaches in the fries
Gamers Inc.
I gotta get outa here
hahaha look here comes kris

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Gamers Inc.
...i cannot believe this....
ill order a umm.. wtF is that u jon HAHAHAHA ima pee in my pants toro toro hahaha
Gamers Inc.
SCrew this i quit lets leave.... ey PEDRO U CAN TAKE THIS JOB AND CRAM IT WITH WALLNUTS BALDY
alright lets go
Gamers Inc.
EY JON U TOOK MY UNIFORM AHH ILL FIND U 1 DAY N STAPLE A STAMP ON UR ASS N MAIL U TO URAN!! kiss my balls police man sticky!
hello there pedro smuggling cheap by-products of ur foods? again?.... this is the 5th time!!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Gamers Inc.
ACK! Oh hey there! Uh, are you busy tonight?
Hey Brian. Um.....
Gamers Inc.
....
Hey Sis, you think you can help me unload the 20 crates of ketchup that I bought from Ebay?
Gamers Inc.
Ooo ketchup?
Mall...at 8...ok?

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
The Mall
So what are we gonna do?
Uh....Dinner and Movie?
Truth Revealed
THIS IS A DATE???
Uh....Yea
The Mall
Ketchup never sounded so good right now..
This is the happiest moment of my life.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Gamers Inc.
What did I get myself into...
Here's where we're gonna eat.
Gamers Inc.
WTF is this place?
Patriots Cafe, home of the Freedom Fries and Liberty Burger
Gamers Inc.
You DO realize their FRENCH fries right?
AAAAAH, YOU COMMUNIST/TERRORIST/ANTI AMERICANIST!!!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Games Inc.
So how was dinner?
Actually, it wasn't half bad.
Games Inc.
Ok, now on to the movies!
This should be interesting...
Games Inc.
Hey, wanna go see that Chuckie's Devils or whatever?
Sounds completely stupid, unrefined, and sexist....sure.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Gamers Inc.
I hate the previews. So fucking long.
Brian, watch your language, your in the presence of a lady!
Gamers Inc.
You can't watch words, their invisible.
Grrr....*SLAP*
Gamers Inc.
OW....I don't think I deserved that one.
That sounds familiar.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Gamers Inc.
This is boring, when are they gonna get the good stuff.
Hey, you wanted to see this Brian. Deal with it!
Ladies with physiques that defy physics start dancing.
WHOAH...
PIG! *SLAP*
Gamers Inc.
OW....I may have deserved that one...
Ok, I seriously think you got that from somewhere.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Gamers Inc.
Well, I hope you had fun. Sorry if I upsetted you.
You kidding? I had the time of my life!
Gamers Inc.
Really?
Actually no, but it beats carrying ketchup for my bro.
Gamers Inc.
YES, SHE CHOSE ME OVER FAMILY, I AM DA MAN!
Actually I chose you over ketchup, but whatever floats your boat.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Gamers Inc.
Well, bye, thanks for the great evening!
See ya, thanks for gettin me away from my bro!
Gamers Inc.
Hey lil bro, new ketchup stains eh?
Well yea. Anyways, time to stalk...
Gamers Inc.
....or not...
JAKE FOR THE FUCKING LAST TIME, GET YOUR SHIRT IN HERE!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME IM CLEANING THAT SHIRT!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Gamers Inc.
Me 1 of the proud makers of Gamers Inc. is apologising For the recent stretch comic made because it sucked soo much and waisted soo much of ur time and our time i am truly sorry
well the cause of this non-humorus comic was because he was too drunk off his ass to kno ne better just look at this
Gamers Inc.
fdjsakyauiahjdshfs BLAH BLAHH PWHAHAHAH DIE DEMOCRATs!!!!!
AHHH LOONIE IS TRYING TO KILL THE PRESIDENT!!
Gamers Inc.
AHHHHHHHHH THE FIRE SPREADS!!! HELP ME!!
bruning*

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-04-03
Gamers Inc.
I'm so tired of that dumbass bush. In the elections I hope we democrats get office.
Democrats are dumbasses. It's a good thing Bush is in office otherwise we'd be dead now.
The Spark...
...You're a republican? Then it's my duty to KICK YOUR REPUBLICAN ASS!!
Oh you think so? BRING IT ON DEMOCRAP!
That starts the fire
PUNCH.. .KICK.. .BITE.. ROAR.. SLAP..RAAWR
JON, GET IN HERE QUICK!!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-07-03
Gamers Inc.
DAMNIT BRIAN WHERE THE HELL R U!
BLOCKEDED!!
Gamers Inc.
DAMNIT BRIAN I FORGOT UR # TOO..
DIAL TONED!!*
Gamers Inc.
is brian here?....DAMNIT WHERE ARE U BRIAN
I dont kno where he is... REJECTED!!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-07-03
Gamers Inc.
man brian! where are u..
hey jon
Gamers Inc.
hey!...... ur not brian..
How are u?
Gamers Inc.
shut up i needa find brian!
soo hows ev.....

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-10-03
Gamers Inc.
Are you sure Brian's not here?
Don't know, haven't looked for him.
Gamers Inc.
Well will you check please?
YOU check, he might be in his room.
Gamers Inc.
WTF HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ALL THIS TIME
Looking for skulders on Hell. Freakin impossible.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-10-03
Gamers Inc.
So you've been on the computer for 4 straight days -playing DIABLO???
Yea, why?
Gamers Inc.
....
Hey, wanna see what i found?
Gamers Inc.
Hes practicing yoga.
Well it's good to know hes still here....Jon, is the back supposed to bent backwards and around the railings on the stairs?

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-10-03
Gamers Inc.
ey man finally came back from relay for life man it was hell
huh? u were gone?
Gamers Inc.
damnit i told u already
o must of forgot lol
Gamers Inc.
busy playen diablo?
uhh ya ive been playen 5 hours n nothing good but im feeling lucky now!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-10-03
Gamers Inc.
Damn, its time to feed the bird.
Bout fuckin time you dumb fuck, i've been in this corner for like 10 days without my shit seed.
Gamers Inc.
AS LONG AS YOU ARE IN THIS HOUSE YOU WILL NOT SWEAR! GOT IT BIRDSHIT??
OH YEAH! GET IN THIS CAGE, I'll WHIP YOU ALL OVER THE ROOM WITH MY BIRD DICK, PROBABLY BIGGER THAN YOURS
Gamers Inc.
BURN IN HELL, PWAHAHAHAH FIRE HAHAH FIRE FIRE!! DINNER IS SERVED!
SQUAAAAAWK

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-13-03
Gamers Inc.
I've finally quit Jon. I uninstalled Diablo and everything.
How long does it take to reinstall it?
Gamers Inc.
About 20 minutes, why.
Hold on *SMASH* *Burn*
Gamers Inc.
MY DIABLO DISC, THE CDKEY. JON WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?!
I like to call it long term insurance.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-13-03
Gamers Inc.
Ladididida
Let the bodies hit the floor...let the bodies hit the floor...let the bodies hit the floor...
let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Gamers Inc.
You were doing ok until that last part.
There goes my background music.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-13-03
Gamers Inc.
Huh, whats that?
something's not right.
Let the bodies hit the floor...let the bodies hit the floor...let the bodies hit the floor...
WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Gamers Inc.
AAAAAAAAAH
BWAHAHAHAHAHA, maybe i can keep the music after all.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-13-03
Gamers Inc.
Jake, you've been a bad, bad boy. NOW, you will...
HOLY SHIT ITS JASON, AWW MAN, CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH
Gamers Inc.
Jake, You don't seem to grasp the depth of the situation here..
Dude, your like my idol. I mean, look, I got the mask, the bloody messy shirt, green pants..
Gamers Inc.
And the scythe?
Come on man, knives are so 20th century. It's all about scythes now.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-13-03
Gamers Inc.
I suppose it is time I changed my image. I am kind of old fashioned.
Aww man, please, take my scythe. It would be so awesome if jason used mine. Here OOPS *trip*
Gamers Inc.
...
...
Gamers Inc.
Jake, my arm...
WHAT MOM? GET THE KETCHUP OUT OF MY SHIRT? COMING!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-13-03
Gamers Inc.
You know Jake, we could use a guy like you. Freddy's getting old, Jack has been dead for years, and I can't stand wearing this mask anymore.
You mean, I COULD BE A MASS MURDERER TOO??
Gamers Inc.
Yes, there's an opening for a Stalker Job, over on Main Street and 123rd.
So, what are the rules?
Gamers Inc.
Not too hard...if you are caught fooling around, get caught by cops, and/or are grounded, we will kill you to keep our little group secret.
WHAT MOM? DINNER? COMING!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-13-03
Gamers Inc.
Now do you have any questions.
Just one, how much does this pay.
Gamers Inc.
You get the satisfying thrill of a hunt, the sweet smell of fresh blood, not to mention you might have movies made after you.
Ok, but how about in terms of Ol Ben Franklin.
Gamers Inc.
10 bucks an hour, but if you get on the big screen...
I can see it now! "Chuckie vs. Jake"!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-14-03
Gamers Inc.
NOW YOU DIE!
AAAAAAAAAH, THIS IS ALL BUSH's FAULT!!
Gamers Inc.
Hey, what the hell, Bush is ingenius I tell you!
A REPUBLICAN??? How dare you..
Few minutes later...
AAAAAAH MY BACK!!
The Democrats shall prevail!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-14-03
Gamers Inc.
I LOVE YOU!! I SERENADE YOUR VOICE!
Gamers Inc.
I CAN't LIVE WITHOUT YOU, MY LIFE WOULD BE INCOMPLETE!
????
Gamers Inc.
Oh....shit..
BRIAN, SHE LIVES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET!!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-14-03
Gamers Inc.
AAAAAH WHATS HAPPENIN
Gamers Inc.
Hey, its you again.
Yea, its me. Come on, your comin with me to Hellcats.
Gamers Inc.
NOOOOO NOT KAROAKE
Oh Yea, the coat comes off!

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