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by Garenn
7-21-06
Billy, just got a letter from high school rival, Kevin.
Dear Billy, having the best time being rich without you...Kevin.
He can't take anymore pain...
I have to do this...
He decides not to...
I should probably get counseling...

 

by Garenn
7-21-06
Lonely Jim-Bo...
So...
Do you come here often?
MRRWAARRR!
She's playing hard to get!

 

by Garenn
7-21-06
Hi there.
Hola!
What's your name?
Me llamo Juarez.
You're cute, y'know...
This is so easy!

 

by Garenn
7-21-06
Webster returns from his pool to find...
Who are you?
I am Jekspar, warlord of Onderr. I have come to claim your land and your entire Ciabatta franchise!
Well, can you come back at a more convenient time for me?
How's this wensday?

 

by Garenn
7-21-06
He's still out there...
Open up, UPS law indicates you MUST accept your package!
No, go away!
I'll come in there!
No, I'm scared!
GOOD!

 

Lewis' Clubhouse...
See you later, Trekkie Geek...
No, my plan is foiled!
by Garenn, 7-21-06

 

Satan At Work...
Quit following me!
But I wuv you!
by Garenn, 7-21-06

 

by Garenn
7-21-06
Why can't we just love each other?
Because , you're a jew, now go in that furnace and shut up!

 

by Garenn
7-21-06
Howdy, neighbor...
I have a problem, Wilson.
What might that be?
I don't think my wife understands when she's wrong.
Do not worry, this is common and more than likely genetic among the female counterparts in our society.
Thanks!

 

by Garenn
7-21-06
Welcome to the stage...Dane Cook!!!
I find your routine offensive!
You and the fifty other Last Christian Mothers!

 

by Garenn
7-21-06
You is ugly mistah!
Isn't that the pot hypocritically criticizing the kettle for being made of the same metal alloy!

 

What a great day to be alive!
Guh...Kill You!
by Garenn, 7-21-06

 

Gobble...?
I LIKE CHICKENSSS gurblejublamakump!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
I was just on a business trip...
I was supposed to be back this weekend...
We may end up eating each other...

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
I just love the sky, don't you?
...
I think I see a rabbit and a doggy and a kiten and a bird...
GRRR....
Ijustlovetheskysomuchitmakes mewantketchupontopof mycheesecakewithsome reddiwhipandsyrupand...

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
Neiborhood crime watch?
Hahahahahahaha!
RRRR....

 

Excuse me, but do you know where the convention is at?
Mittens here knows the answer...
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

GUYS! IT TOTALLY WORKS!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

I'm here to tell you about God's word...
Wait till I zip up, queer!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
Is there ANYTHING I can do?
Dude, I said my insurance will cover it!

 

Thanks for the patch-up good neighbor!
How do you get around so much?
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
Help me fight crime!
Thufferin' thuckotash! I can see your unda-wears!

 

GUH...chicken!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

Vhat kind ov acid trip is theese?
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

Sorry! We didn't mean it!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

AAAHHH!
GAH!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
I got some whiskey!
meh....uh...
ME HAVE AXE TO KILL YOU!!!!

 

ME KILL YOU SLOWLY...
goo?
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

A bad date...
Me *urp** love you...
ME KILL NOW!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

We saved all but his brain...
ERROR 404!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

How do me kill boy made of sand?
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

To kill a robot
You too shiny... me kill you now...
***BZZT** does not compute...
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
What's in the bag?
....
ME KILL YOU?

 

But...The address is ALWAYS right!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
BOO! Let me scare you!
You are nothing but a figment of my imagination projected in my brain to beleive that there really are ghosts when there is no logical reason why a spirit would stay on earth when it can go anywhere.
?
DOH! you meddling kids!

 

Make love to me 101000110...
This is the weirdest bachelor party yet...
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

Meeting of the minds...
ME KILL YOU!!!
not if I kill YOU first chirp!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

My snow force-field stops everything!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
Human cloning is going great!
I'll swallow your soul!

 

Bad memories!!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
...
Mister, you smell like a poopie diaper!
...guh?...kill?...
My mom says that homeless people are the rejects of the rich man's footie pajama's!
...KILL YOU!
Even after you slice me to bloody ribbons you should take a shower!

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
And on the mysterious island that they film LOST on...
COME ON!!!
NO!
Stop being a little girl!
NO! It isn't RIGHT!
FINE THEN you big BABY! But when you bleed outta your ding-dong, don't cry to ME!
...it'll bleed?

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
Dooo dee doooo...
Man... this comic con is sweet!
Dummm dee dumm...
SNAP! Lookit that piece of hot anime booty RIGHT THERE!!!
Hey, he isn't that bad... not even wearing a costume... I could TOTALLY do him!
HOLY CRAP! EVERYBODY LOOK! THE RED FLASHING LIGHT FROM THE LOST EPISODE OF STAR TREK!...I'm so horny...

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
Is that...?
...hhhrmm...
No.... it couldn't be....
Kill?... where tie come from?
IT IS! A bag of hammers floating in rusty nails!
...you kill himself?... what ME do then?....

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
So Bill, what's it like being a little bitch for the man?
Eh, it could be better... we don't even get medical anymore.
WHAT? You should talk to your Union Rep... I'm sure he would have something to say!
You know what?! STOP. Just because YOU'RE in a union doesn't mean everyone else has that luxury Thomas!
Don't get mad at me man ... I can't help it if you work for Wal-Mart.
Hey man, they just don't CARE what you look like! They'll hire ANYBODY.

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
OOP!
FREEZE!
Ummm... you DO know that a gun can't hurt me...
...christ on a cracker..
That's riiight.... I'm HUNGRY...
Dude, you're SO gay.

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
Man, my cat will kick your dog's ASS!
Oh, I beg to DIFFER Klingon scum!
Dude, my dad CREATED fuckin' cats, and they're WAY smarter than dogs!
Oh YEAH? Have YOU ever seen a Seeing-Eye CAT?
...
...and THAT'S why you got fuckin' crucified dude.

 

by Garenn
7-22-06
Man, I told you this was sweet! An open crime scene and not a person for a hundred miles!
Redrum? a little retro... but dude, couldn't the killer still be hanging around?
(whimper)... I don't wanna die...

 

... and THAT, dear children, is why you must ALWAYS treat women with respect and dignity, no matter how many men she let's in her "cabbage patch"!
And why you need to smack a ho! ZING!
by Garenn, 7-22-06

 

Meeesa Ja Ja Binksa!
And you wonder why you never get laid.
by Garenn, 7-22-06

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