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by Goginks
4-16-03
Just the start of another day at the Tangled Web (Comic Shop)...
Eigth Edition in yet?
Not till July, Try back then
When Suddenly......
Oh...GOD....NO!!
Deathblooms enters!
Do you sell........Hentai?
How many times do I have to tell you? NO!

 

by Goginks
4-16-03
I have no reason to live...
Yo....What's up? Why you say that?
I have no reason to live...
I lost my subscription to Playboy

 

by Goginks
4-16-03
Another Day at the Web
So, You don't sell Hentai....What about underage girls?
......
That's it!
Ow!

 

by Goginks
4-16-03
Why you never ask someone as dumb as you for computer help
How can I renue this Norton trial without having to buy it?
It's simpe. Delete it from the Regestry
uhhhh.....
You deleted the entire regestry didn't you?
How'd you guess?
Stupid Bill Gates...Making Windows all crashy

 

by Goginks
4-16-03
Computer Geeks Heaven
I'm going to be in the bedroom, totally nude, and wanting sex, if you want me.
Cool!
I'm downloading at over 300Kbps

 

by Goginks
4-16-03
AWAYS unplug before servicing.
Damn Compter keeps cutting off
Check the Power Suppy
Let's see where this cord goes......
Don't forget to unplug the system

 

by Goginks
4-16-03
What students really do in computer classes
How do I print this program again?
Well...first you want to click file, print.....
You are downloading porn again, aren't you, Chris?
......What makes you think that, Sir?
I've never seen a QBasic program that wore panites.
Hehehe........................

 

by Goginks
4-16-03
Dude...I just got GTA: VC for PC!
YEA! Well I have had it for PS2 for almost 6 months now! Which reminds me I am going to go play it now.
Awww..man...this reaks of awomeness
Ratta-tat-tat
What's the matter? Got tired of playing on the PS2?
I need cheats...Get off.

 

by Goginks
4-16-03
Danger #1: The LUE board on the GameFAQs Message Boards
Ah Man, this is some funny stuff......Damn I gotta take a piss
"My mom and sister are giving me head..What do I do?" What the FUCK is this?
Dude...You are one sick bastard.
What?! I washed my hands!

 

by Goginks
4-17-03
Yo...Whatup?
Did you do that project for class yet?
...
...
You can totally kill a mood, You know that?
I try.

 

by Goginks
4-17-03
Meet the Gang!
Yo! I'm Chris, a 17 year old high school student and brother to Goginks
I'm Goginks, a 19 year old college student and brother to Chris
I'm Jasmin, Goginks' Girlfriend
I'm Grumpy, Friend to Chris and Goginks
That's the gang!
I am Deathblooms, a 50 year old pedofile.
I am Lucifer, no other explination needed I hope.

 

by Goginks
4-17-03
At Grumpy's house
Whatcha Doin, Grumpy?
I'm deleting all of my heavy metal music, and selling my cds.
Then you won't mind if some CD's turn up missing?
Don't even try
ow........
I told you not to try it

 

by Goginks
4-17-03
Goginks tempts Lucife
Man....I would sell my soul for a new computer.
Really now?
uhh.....Changed my mind
Damn you.
Hehehehe........
Dude....You seriously need to stop doing that

 

by Goginks
4-17-03
At Gamestop
Here is your new X-Box with Halo, Splinter Cell, and Morrowind
Cool...Thanks
Later that afternoon
Dude...is that an X-Box?
uhh...Look! Something big and distracting is right behind you!
Where?

 

by Goginks
4-17-03
Meet Catibre
Dude...check this out!
That's kinda cool.
....That's it, we're leaving
I'll see you later, Grump
Those boys need lives.
It's sad really

 

by Goginks
4-17-03
Meet Fumar
Hello...I am Fumar
I fled Iraq during the first Gulf War
Fumar does not like Saddam Hussein
I do not like Saddam...
He tried to hit me with rocks.
Just wait till next strip, when Fumar meets his first American teenager!
God....we are going to piss alota people off.

 

by Goginks
4-17-03
Poor Religion-illiterate Chris
So....I bet you like the fact that America went to war with Iraq, huh?
Yes..It is truly a gift from Allah
This Allah......He is pretty high on the pecking order, huh?
Yes.....

 

by Goginks
4-17-03
Fumar expresses his new freedoms
Why do you protest a war that gives over a million people the same freedoms you take for granted?
Cause, man, War is wrong and evil.
You are a very stupid little man.

 

by Goginks
4-17-03
What the hell......? CHRIS GET IN HERE!
Coming!
I found your porn video file.
I ain't gay

 

by Goginks
4-17-03
Goginks buys Magic: The Gathering cards at the Tangled Web
Let's see...A FOIL BLISTERING FIRECAT?! HELL YEA!!
Bro...I got a Foil Blistering!
I'll trade you 4 Lightning Elementals for it.
Mom dropped you on your head when you were a baby, didn't she?
*snif* Yes!

 

by Goginks
4-18-03
Dude...I met this really hot chick on AIM!
You Moron. For all you know, it could be a 30 year old loser who wants gay sex!
I ain't gay
Try telling that homo that!
hehe...I like underage kiddies!

 

by Goginks
4-18-03
See...It's just that I need a date....
Chris...I am dating Goginks.
...Oh.....yea.
Stupid idiot
Rejected again!

 

by Goginks
4-18-03
So you fled when Coalition Forces took the southern oil fields during the first Gulf War?
......yes.......
Fumar...My eyes are up here.

 

by Goginks
4-21-03
We Return to Grumpy's Lair
Yo! What you up to, Grumpster?
Deleting all my porno MPEGs
GIMME!!!
everything....going....dark.....
BAD MONKEY!

 

by Goginks
4-21-03
Word got back to Grumpy that Fumar had hit on his finacee, Catibre
Hello, American teenager, I am Fumar
You think it's cool to hit on my fiancee?
..........yes?.....
That's IT!
NOT THE TURBAN! OW!
Man....that was easy. I didn't even get a scratch

 

by Goginks
4-21-03
You learn something new everyday
Dude....Seven of Nine is hot
She has an okay face
Waitaminute......
She had a face?

 

by Goginks
11-10-05
Introducing Telly
...
But he was all needy and whiney, so I dumped his lazy ass and got myself a new boyfriend...
...
But my new Boyfriend is so young, I feel like I have to teach him everything, and I don't like that you know...
can this chick not take a hint?
Plus you know, I still have feelings for the first guy and it makes it really hard to figure out what I want. My love life is so screwed up.

 

by Goginks
11-10-05
Introducing Telly Pt. 2
Here comes that chick that Goginks warned me about. Better put on my sound proof goggles.
Howdy!
OMG My love life sucks!
THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
My boyfriend is so young...I feel like I am robbing the cradle

 

by Goginks
11-10-05
This Telly chick has some issues...
Dude no kidding
But she has nothing on the Demon Squirell
WHAT?

 

by Goginks
11-10-05
The truth comes out
The Demon Squirell
The what?
You know...the Demon Squirell who wants to devout our brains.
WHAT?

 

by Goginks
11-10-05
You didn't see the report on the news?
Demon Squirrels have been spotted in Central Park feasting on the brains of hobos. More at 11.
...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

 

by Goginks
11-10-05
Look, I recorded it just to be sure I was right!
Next on Desperate Housewifes!
How are we related again?

 

by Goginks
11-10-05
Meet Eddie!
TELLY! LET ME IN! IT'S COLD!
Telly, turn on some lights...I can't see you.
Say Goodbye to Eddie!
You aren't Telly
You sure got a purdy mouth, boy.

 

by Goginks
11-10-05
We now return to our regular programing
Look man, I can show you the Demon Squirrel. He lives outside my window.
This I gotta see
Look out there
THE DEMON SQUIRREL!!

 

by Goginks
11-10-05
Look man there is no way a squirrel is some demon. You gotta be smokin or drinkin or somethng...I'm gonna go watch TV
Yes, Demon Squirrel...I know the truth!
The Truth REVEALED!

 

by Goginks
11-10-05
Stupid Chris, being all stupid and "OMG DEMON Squirrel!"
We now return to Botched Facelifts on the Reality TV Channel
We interrupt this progarm for a special News Bulliten
The body of a young man today was found in a suburbian home slashed to pieces and missing his brain. Police describe the suspect as a small grey squirrel with glowing red eyes and a big knife
....WTF

 

by Goginks
12-01-05
Dude...Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Why? Does Sephiroth finally kill Cloud and then defile his body by raping Tifa on it?
Okay...not that happy.

 

by Goginks
12-11-05
The Next Gen Systems Showdown
HA! I got a X-BOX 360 and you don't!
Ya, dude. I'm waiting on the Nintendo Revolution. The entire Nintendo Library for download for free....SCWEET!
Okay...point taken...but I am playing Next Gen NOW!
How can you play a system that is on fire?
OH GOD! MY $400!! WHY DOES GOD HATE ME?!
Cause Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ?

 

by Goginks
12-13-05
I wonder why I have no social life...

 

by Goginks
12-17-05
Dude...I am best friends with this superhot Asian lesbian in Texas...
And she is hooking me up with her Ex-Neighbor's cousin who is also SUPER FINE!
Why does God hate me?

 

by Goginks
1-01-06
Dude...look at this guy...he's been cumming for over a minute
I ain't gay
And why do I not believe you?

 

by Goginks
1-03-06
Introducing Ally
So, You're Ally?
Yep. Thats me!
I had the impression you were shorter
Leave my boobs out of this.

 

by Goginks
1-03-06
So...Goginks tells me you and he are really good friends.
Yea, Goginks is awesome.
DAMN, she's fast!
Ever been with a woman before?

 

by Goginks
1-03-06
So Ally, whats say you and I hook up for this evening?
Chris, I only like women seuxally
I can have a sex change.

 

by Goginks
1-03-06
Another day at The Tangled Web
I'm looking for the new Ifinate Crisis book
Sorry, Sold out. I don't see why people want to read that stuff anyway.
Say What?
It's just DC trying to make a quick buck off rehashing a storyline from 20 years ago. Spider-man: The Other is a much better arc.
Introducing John Chaos, everyone!
Oh yea! Well Superman has a bigger dick!
wait...What?

 

by Goginks
1-03-06
One Week Later at The Web
Hey...Got any issues of Infinate Crisis #3 this week?
You just missed them man. We should have some extras on Friday
But it was on my pull list.
yea...we just haven't gotten to you yet.
Maybe...It's time you guys got to me!
OH WOW...LOOK I JUST FOUND THIS EXTRA COPY LAYING AROUND!

 

by Goginks
1-03-06
So you plan on buying it?
No...I'm just going to read it here...I have a grade issue on the way from Ebay.
Urge to Kill....Rising

 

by Goginks
1-04-06
Uhhh...Goginks...why are you wearing that mask? And where's John?
Oh...He's around
Rott in hell, Bitch

 

by Goginks
1-06-06
Hey man, you like the Ultimate X-Men hardcovers I got ya for Christmas?
yea, they rule. I don't know how thank you.
I want to have your children.
Yea...Talk to Chris on that one.

 

by Goginks
1-06-06
and now back to our regular programming...
Say what?
You know: laying some carpet, lump hunping, or petting the kitty.
You ideas intrigue me and I would loke to subscribe to your newsletter
Bedrooms upstairs...
What did I tell ya?

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