All comics by HotRodDeathToll

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by HotRodDeathToll
8-28-05
Hello little boy, would you like a balloon.
Because i got a bag full right over here.
Come on, come over here so i can give you a ballooon.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-03-05
The phone's ringing! I'm popular!
Your going to die...
... in seventy years
Alright I get live to 85!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-09-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Don't you think that teenagers are stupid?
Of course I do. All old people think teenagers are stupid.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-09-05
Meanwhile in the nursing home...
Nurrrrrse!
Nurrrrrse!
What is it Gran?
I forget

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-09-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Have you heard of a thing called 'yum cha'
No, what is it?
Some kind of food, seems to be popular these days.
Damn, all these new fengle things!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-09-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
What are you doing with that sword?
It's not a sword. It's a walking stick.
Don't you swing that sword at me!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-09-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
How was hospital last night?
Terrible there were scary noises outside of my room all night.
What kind of noises?
Just the sound of a couple of wheelchairs.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-09-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Do you like your new house?
It's okay.
What kind of furniture did you put in your house?
My what?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-09-05
It's a lovely day isn't it?
Oh yes.
It's a lovely day isn't it?
Oh yes.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-09-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Spam!
I don't like spam.
Spam!
Spam!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-09-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Have you seen the latest television show called 'The OC'?
No, and I don't want to. It sounds terrible.
It's also very inappropriate. Two people were in a horizontal positition.
Oh, horizontal position! That's terrible!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-09-05
Meanwhile in the nursing home...
I hate televison, it is so terrible these days.
Hey, I was watching that!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-10-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Don't you think that new kid that lives on our street is rude?
Oh yes
I saw him walking! On the footpath!
Thats terrible

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-10-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Have you seen the price of detergant in K-Mart lately? WIt's way more expensive than in Woolies or Coles. Don't you think?
Oh yes, and the price of nuts is a lot more expensive in the privately owned stores than in major super markets.
But on the other hand, the nuts taste better when in privately owned stores rather than major super markets.
Oh well, I guess so.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-10-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Have you ever been to a beach?
I think I have. I'm not entirely sure. Let me think...
10 minutes later...
Oh yeah, I did. It must have been about 20 minutes ago

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-11-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Do you like Bingo?
Oh yes.
Last time i played i won an orange juice.
I don't like Bingo.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-11-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
I'm sorry but i'm going to have to dump in a nursing home of death.
Pardon?
Did i say nursing home of death i mean nursing home of happiness.
Oh yes.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-11-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Happy Birthday!
Is it my birthday?
I don't know
What were we talking about?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-13-05
Hola Gran!
Oh hola
Como estas?
Muy bien gracias
I got here by air mexico how did you get here?
In a donkeys arse.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-13-05
What are you in for?
Bag snatching, you?
Break and entry.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-14-05
Welcome to Happy Burger. What would you like?
You left that job 20 years ago.
Aren't you hungry?
OK, a cheeseburger and fries thanks.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-16-05
In this corner there is Gran and the other corner is Gran.
Co'mon bitch fight me, give me a punch!
Okay.
I'm tired now i'm going to nap.
Me too.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-16-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Is that person over there dead?
If you believe in it will come true.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-16-05
Look he's dead!
Oh yes. I'll go over and help him.
Hello sir are you okay?
Oh hello. No i'm actually dieing could you help please?
No.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-16-05
I'll kill ya, ya loser!
Your just a little kitty.
Meow

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-16-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello, i can't wait until we're in India
Here we are! India!
Let's drink some tea!
...and just in, the tea abunduncy has lowered dramaticly.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-16-05
Hey monkey dude, have you seen that movie. umm dukes of hazzard?
If you havn't don't because it has Jessica Simpson in it.
That reminds Jessica Simpson's sister had a song and in the video for it, someone threw a milkshake at someone else it was rock.
mmm milkshake

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-17-05
So there was this chick and she was totally nude...
*burp*
Hey i know you, your that guy who ate my half my apartment, including my cat and my electric guitar.
mmmm half an apartment
I'll kill you!
Wheres your address i'll send you a pay check. *cough cough*

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-17-05
Have you ever been to subway?
A couple of times.
It's really funny because Jarred is fat again.
Really?
No i just wanted to get your attention.
oh

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-17-05
You should listen to Aerosmith. It gives me sexual healing everytime i do.
Really, are they that good?
Hell yeah.
So if i listen to it i don't have to have an intimate partner?
Yep!
Alright! Lookout CD store, here i come!

 

Is this my house?
No.
by HotRodDeathToll, 9-18-05

 

I love Simple Plan.
Bastard!
by HotRodDeathToll, 9-18-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-19-05
Old people have invaded Asia from Europe in search for milk and cookies
These old people are very sophisticated so look out.
I'm tired
I use a comb to comb my hair.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-19-05
This party is totally lame.
I guess.
At these times i wish i was a woman.
Yeah.
We get to be groupies.
Yeah, male groupies are stalkers.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-19-05
Where am i?
You are in microsoft's Crappy Clappy Factory would you like some clips?
No, but i'd like some help putting on this thong on that i just bought.
It was then i knew i needed help

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-19-05
The green one!
There isn't a green one!
hehe
ahhhh!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-19-05
Hello Gran! Let's go drivin'
Oh hello, alright.
Yeehaw!
I think you hit someone.
Oops.
Make that two.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-21-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
What did you get me for christmas.
An inflatable jesus doll.
I got you some Viagra.
Oh

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-21-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Hello Burinie
It's prounounced 'Burnie' Gran 'Burnie.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-22-05
You two stop your bickering.
It's imperitive that you understand i dislike you.
Please forgive me

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-23-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
I thought you didn't like anglicans
Oh, I thought this was a catholic church
So did I
What's a church?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-23-05
Ok ay children you can leave to go to lunch now.
But miss, we havn't finished our math questions.
We never did a math question neither are you even supposed to be in a class, you're 82 years old.

 

For the new year I'm going to avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
by HotRodDeathToll, 9-23-05

 

You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light.
by HotRodDeathToll, 9-24-05

 

Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy?
by HotRodDeathToll, 9-24-05

 

You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes.
by HotRodDeathToll, 9-24-05

 

Women get drunk quicker and cheaper.
by HotRodDeathToll, 9-24-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Well i'll be damned, you've been jerkin' ya yerkin for years. you must be crazy!
I must be crazy, i'm talking to a cow for gods sake
I'm actually a bull!
How did that cow know that.
I'm a bull.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-27-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
40 days later
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
40 days later
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Do you have to do this everytime you see your parents jerk their yerk

 

by HotRodDeathToll
9-27-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Are you serious?
nah just foolin'
I thought so

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