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by Jirachi_Prime
10-24-05
Whtat is in that recived message organic humanoid?
It's from my solicitor..... My uncle's dead.
Did he leave us anything?
No I don't think so.
Then why did you get me to kill him?
Somthing to do I guess.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-24-05
Hey Alien What have you got there?
I have chickens Man!
Can I have one Alien?
If you can guess how many I have you can have both.
Hmmmmmmmm..............Three?
Man, You are Bloody stupid you know.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-24-05
Sick of being a nail-in-head Guy "MAN" sacrifices himself to Korne
Hey robot
Oh shit what happened to you, Your freaky, much more Deamon like.....
I I Sacrificed myself to Korne so I woudn't be a stupid nail-inhead guy anymore.
Shit..... Now were gunna have to change the name of the strip
Later
Wazzup Mr Robot
Nail-in-head Man has been possesed.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-24-05
Yay a pack of gum. Thancks suicide victim
I need medical attention
Condom....What a strange brand name
Watcha doin Evil God forsaken freak of nature
Yuck....Worst gum I ever had
So that's where my Prothalactic Device went.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-24-05
Ok. Now. No sudden moves. This gun is loaded.
Yes. I knew it. Aliens exist. Those bastards at the Institution can't doubt me now.... um Mr. Alien coud you give me some proof of your existance
Fuck you!
Ahh, for the love of god no.
Later
And that is proof aliens exist Nurse Ratchet
Thanks teach. That FilmTime for your meds Mr. Toombs

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-24-05
Wehn we last met Man, he had been possesed by a deamon.
Hi, im possesed by a deamon
Soon The Great Corpse God Mantorok Decides that his Broether Korne is a dick head
I think my Brother Korne's a dick head
Hell Yeah Lord
And so.
There Your cured.
Fuck

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-25-05
In a Cafe Man and Alien's Grilfriends Have a Duscussion
I'm Dumping Man
But why
We wnt to dinner last night. I offered to pay and he said yes. I'm Dumping Him because he's cheap.
Yeah. I went to dinner With Alien Last night. I offered to pay but he said No. I'm Dumping Him Because he dosn't treat me as an equal.
Men Just Don't Get it!
Yeah!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-25-05
Hey Alien Do you think Mantorok's heard the new Joke?
Dunno, Go ask him
Hey Mantarok, Whats better than Roses on your Piano?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
I guess he herd it huh?
Duh!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-25-05
Amy's amking me get an AIDS test.
You don't need an AIDS test
Why?
Your sill a virgin!
Yeah, But there's no way I'm telling her that!
Dick 'ead

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-25-05
This is for Killerbunny1
Hey Killerbunny1, what ever happened to that girl Cheryl you were dying to go out with?
Great Jirachi. I saw her every day this week.
So things are going great, eh?
Not really.
But why man?
I'm stalking her

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-25-05
hey, Dad Bernard says his uncle "Man" can beat you up.
He did, did he? Well, we'll see about that.
Hey "Man"! youre nephew says you can wipe up the floor with me.... Put up your Dukes.
Oh Yeah?! I'll make you a bet smart guy!
I'll bet My nephew is a bigger liar than your Dauter.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-25-05
Why are we in a forest?
My wife made me a millionaire.
Really? She must be a very smart person
What's going in anyway?
No, not really.
WTF
Hey Lizard man, get out of my strip.
Before the devorce, I was a multi millionaire.
LOL

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-25-05
At "Intergrated Hammer Guys inc." "Man" is attempting to help his nephew.
Another ofice collection? What is it this time?
My Nephew's annual scout cub fund raiser! C'mon, give till it hurts.
Ok. Here's Fifty cents!
Hey. FIFTY CENTS! I said give till it hurts!
I have a very low pain threshold.
Is it supposed to hurt when I do this?

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-25-05
99 - 8 - 33 - 303 -2
Ah, what a specimin, I must have it.
Now, I'll just...
Who dares attempt to capture my most loyal servant?
red - green - blue - brown - .......um.... SEX!
Damn it!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-25-05
Hey, where me?
You look like Man, but my scan shows different.
Will you be my friend?
Sex?
Yay It's Man
Hey, Rab let's light farts on fire.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-26-05
Hi I'm Hari_Nezumi , I am going to attempt to kill Jirachi_Prime. hehehehe.
Hey Jirach You suck.
Oh yeah, well um.....I'm gunna fart on your head and light it.
Ahh for the love of Mantarok.
Ok kids today's lesson is...... DON'T FUCK WITH JIRACHI_PRIME!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-26-05
Hey Stupid Robot... Look What I got.
What is it organic meatbag?
It's a thermos... It keeps hot stuff hot... and cool stuff cool!
What ya got in it?
An Icecream and some coffee!
You are a real wanker Man!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-26-05
Man goes to visit Rab
I'm sick of This shit Rab.
Yeah that Hari_Nezumi is a Bike Dyke's Tampon.
Let's get revenge!
Yeah. He will Learn a lesson in Pain... and... shit?
Take that you Fucker!
Submitted for your approval... a Manst the end of his patience and a Bully. This is......The RETARD ZONE.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-27-05
I don't feel well.
what's the matter Man?
The voices in my head keep telling me not to listen to the voices in my head.
And the problem would be?
I don't know if I should listen to them or not.
What a terible Joke.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-27-05
Hey doc, I have a problem.
What is it Alien.
Every night I cant sleep because when I do I keep dreaming about two computer geeks.
I Know your problem.
What?
Your too "pair o' nerd"

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-27-05
Ok sometimes when we're angry we say things we don't mean.
Yeah.... So what are we gunna do about it.
We apoligise.
ok.
Sorry Hari_Nezumi I am hammering this nail in my head for your forgivness.
Submitted for your approval. A man sadened by his actions, attempting to recive forgivness from a friend. This is the FORGIVNESS ZONE

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-27-05
Hey.
Wats up.
Not much.
cool.
Moh!
Not you too.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-27-05
Hey Mully
Hey Sculder.
Hmmmmm. I think aliens are responsible for this crime.
SKULLDER, ALIENS DON'T EXIST!
Mulder, Why are you looking at me like that.
I hate this Bitch!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-27-05
Hey Mully
Hey Sculder.
Hmmmmm. I think aliens are responsible for this crime.
SKULLDER, ALIENS DON'T EXIST!
Mulder, Why are you looking at me like that.
I hate this Bitch!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-30-05
Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty de von crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knott
spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-
hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
zzzzzzzzzz

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-30-05
And now, Mr. Bobby Blunt will sing for us.... "Rasism Sucks"
Never be rude to an Arab, An Isreali, or Saudi, or Jew. Never be rude to an Irishman, No matter what you do.
Never poke fun at a Nigger, A Spic, or a Wop, or Kraut. And never put-down.....
Thank you.
Siiiisssssssh

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-30-05
Good evening. Here is the news for Parrots:
No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a PARROT. A spokesman for parrots said he was
glad no parrots were involved.
Tabor Will Rape All Humans
OK............... And while thats going on, here's a parliamentary report for Humans
In the debate, a spokesman accused the goverment of being silly and doing not at all good things.........

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-30-05
Hey Robot some people the only puns they make are about dairy products, because the rest are just too cheesy.
Yeah. When they think of one, they tend to milk it for all it's worth.
Usually I don't think they're gouda enough, but we could find a whey to cream off the best ones.
I cheddar to think what they'll come out with next.
Hey it's a Letter From Strip Creator. We are now officialy the Stupidest Comic Strip.
I wonder what Tobor's Up too

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-30-05
It's the Stupid Ho's
What do you call a lonely Korean fish spirit?
A sole Seoul sole soul.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-30-05
It's the Stupid Ho's
What do you call a lonely Korean fish spirit?
A sole Seoul sole soul.
What the Fuck Just Happened?
I'm acctuly Tabor in Disguise

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-30-05
Robin was Batman's side-kick.
If Robin could read the future, he'd be a psychic side-kick.
If a crazy guy had a friend like Robin who could read the future, he'd be a psycho's psychic side-kick.
If their preferred mode of transport was a bicycle, he'd be a cyclic psycho's psychic side-kick.
And if the crazy guy was from one of the moons of Saturn... He'd be a Tycho Psycho's Cyclic Psychic Side-kick.
I'm Wasting My Life!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-30-05
Hey Doc, I've Got a Penut Stuck in My Left Ear!
Hmmmmmm. Pour some chocolate into your Right ear and tilt your head on it's side
How the hell will that help?
Why?
Grrrrrr
Because when the chocolate cools, it'll come out a treat.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-31-05
Man Goes to Canada to Visit His Mum
Hey Mum, How's aboot givin' me a Hug
Ok..... But First.... What did the Spanish Gynacologist say to the Iranian Butcher
I don't Know Mum, What?
*FART*
Hahahahahahaha That's Funny
I wish Your Father was Still Dead.

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-31-05
Hi
What Would You be Wanting?
Have you got any good computers.. I need a powerfull one!
This computer will cut your workload by 50%
Great.... I'll Take Two!
?????

 

by Jirachi_Prime
10-31-05
How Four Banthas into a speeder do you fit?
HuH? I dont know Master.
You Cannot. The Speeder full of Tauntauns already is!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! Mine, mine! Funny it is!
Some Jedi Master you are!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
11-01-05
Use the Farce
All Right I'll Try master.
No! Try not. Do.... or do not. There is no Try!
I can't master. The Gramma is too hard!
Judge me by talk the way I do eh? At 900 Years talk how good can you, huh?
I wish R2 had a built in X-Box

 

by Jirachi_Prime
11-01-05
Time for Jedi to check E-mail it is.
Very Disturbing this message is. Welcome news this is not.
Need enlargement we do not! Size matters not!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
11-01-05
When Ajar it is.
Huh?
When is a Door not a door. Hmmmmm?
Master Yodel how many times do I have to tell you....
Itchy my nads are. Scratch them might I.
You keep saying things back to front. The punchline comes LAST!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
11-01-05
Puke. Tomorrow I want you to Take the new Droids to Wankerhead and have their memories erased.
Oh, Come on Uncle Oldbin! They don't even remember being on Tatoo before..... Their memories are shot!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
11-03-05
Seream: Aaarrrrgghh! Aaarrrrgghh!
Listen to them. They’re Dying Arsey Du Du! Curse my metal body! I wasn’t fast enough!
Beep, Beep, Whistle,*windows start up sound*
Aaarrrrgghh!
No, George Lucas just told them about episode one and that bloody Jam Jar

 

by Jirachi_Prime
11-08-05
Ok Jamie, what myth are we testing today
This is a fairly recent myth from the internet Adam. It claims you can achive fame and fortune by making web-comics
Definitively Busted!
I concur!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
11-08-05
Today's episode of Mythbusters is brought to you by Philip Morris Tobbaco
Today's myth is an interesting one Adam: That "Smoking is bad for your health."
Well that's just stupid, I don't think there's any need to test this one.
I agree, this myth is BUSTED!
TOTALY BUSTED!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
11-08-05
Today, we're testing the myth that "Choaking on a Baby Dragon is fatal! For this we need someone with a big mouth and aBaby Dragon.
Hey Adam! Bring in the Baby Dragon!
Coming!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
11-08-05
Well Jamie, I've stuffed the entire baby dragon down my throat and I don't feel any adverse effects at all!
Jamie?
Oh, I guess that makes it Plausible?
Try CONFIRMED

 

by Jirachi_Prime
3-04-07
Inside the Apotheosis Forum
Hey Apoth?
Yeah Leblanc!
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
If you are an atheist and protest to such a stupid little technicality, they'll give you a swift kick in the nuts for being so full of shit
Who want's Pizza
pepperoni on mine!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
3-04-07
Yo Jesta
What!
What carries round a sack and bites people?
Dunno! What?
Santa Jaws!
You are one fucked up dud!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
3-11-07
I am reqired to inform you that you may challenge for your life. You may pick any contest!
Meesa Pikka DFa Podracing!
What the Fuck's that?
Yousa pulls a flimsy pod with two muy muy bombad jet engines, and yousa races through canyons and tunnels and yousa gots sandpeople shootings at you.
Do I look like I have a death wish!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
3-11-07
force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi!
If he could be turned he would become a powerful ally.
Yes. Yes… He would be a good asset.
But remember what Yoda said of the Sith Lords. Always two there are… a master and an apprentice. So tell me Vader, which of us were you planing on getting rid off? Hmmm?

 

by Jirachi_Prime
3-11-07
I sense something… A presence I’ve not felt since…
Sniff Sniff
Twenty years in the wilderness and Obi-Wan still hasn’t washed his socks!

 

by Jirachi_Prime
4-01-07
Lord Vader, The rebels have fled the ice world of Hoth. After going tothe swamp planet of Dagobah, Skywalker has rejoined...
his friends on the deset world of Tatooine. And now the rebel fleet is massing for an attack on the forest moon of Endor.
I sence a great disturbance in the Force.
My lord?
How else can so many worlds be totaly covered with only one terrain type without regard to latitudinal variations?

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