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by KaddarComps
11-01-02
I'm moving soon.
How do you know?
Earlier that day
Get dug up, loudly, is more like it.

 

by KaddarComps
11-01-02
So then my species reassigned me to the planet earth..
That will be hard to adjust to.
Earlier..
Wanna learn how to make a nuclear blaster? I've already shown all the other species how to make them!
Not really.

 

by KaddarComps
11-01-02
I'm sorry rabbit, when we move we can't take you with us.
That's okay, I just have one wish.
"Just leave me in the wilderness"
Duck season.   Duck season.    Duck season. Duck season. Rabbit season. Fine, it's duck season.
Rabbit season. Rabbit season. Rabbit season. Duck season.    Yes, it is duck season.

 

by KaddarComps
12-08-02
I have a large sum of money.
How did you get it?
I sold forged classified technology to third world countries.
This is the weirdest step to making a bomb EVER.

 

by KaddarComps
12-12-02
I'm a renegade on the run from the law because I stole a sign from santa. Now I need to find a way to hide from the law.
I can help.

 

by KaddarComps
12-12-02
Hi.
Who are you?
An elf told me you were looking for a rent-a-gabe.

 

by KaddarComps
12-12-02
So we just sit in these caves and wait?
Yes.
Some adventure this is, I don't understand why santa couldn't have just given me coal.
This is probably a bad time to mention this, but this is actually an abandoned coal mine.

 

by KaddarComps
4-15-03
WIN AN ARGUMENT ON THE FORUMS: Nothing, you gain nothing. In fact, for wasting all your time, lose a turn.
Alright, fine you win.
See? I TOLD YOU all arabians look alike.
RACIST JOKESTER!: Quick! Say the first racist thing at the top of your head, then move forward a square.
Actually, if you count the last panel, I should get to move two spaces forward
WIN: Go directly to the finish square, seriously kaddar, you win.
Hey, you have to admit, this panel was a nice attempt.
Well, I suppose this joke must have been attempting.

 

by KaddarComps
4-15-03
MAKE NEW CHARACTERS: Everyone gives you like $20, no, $30 dollars. Seriously.
... Please?
SO YOU'RE A HIPPY (a.k.a. Get made fun of): All players must direct one insult towards you, two if you're french.
I'll cut you.
SO EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE IS A HIPPY: As it turns out, stripcreator is really a guise for a communist social group. Everyone moves to the space of the player in last.

 

by KaddarComps
4-15-03
HUGH SPELLING ERROR: And you're not a donating user, lose $10 and all comics reduced in funny points by 5.
TORBO WILL DO SOMETHING OR OTHER.
HIT THE DUPLICATE KEY BY MISTAKE: Move back 3 spaces and rush when doing any tasks on the next turn, also, the result of your tasks won't be as funny.
CRAP
COMIC HAS NO PUNCHLINE:

 

by KaddarComps
4-15-03
STRIPCREATOR USER STEALS YOUR IDEA: Lose $10 in lawyer fees, but buck up, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Hey kaddar! Stealing ideas for comics is my idea, don't steal it!
There is a word for that, but ironically, I've forgotten it.
BLACK CHARACTER SAYS NIGGER: If you're white, go directly to the corner of the room and lose a turn, if you're black, it's coo'
nigger.
Oh great! I made this panel, and I'm white!
TEXT BOXES MIXED UP: OOPS! Go back 3 spaces.
Oh great! I made this panel, and I'm white!
nigger.

 

by KaddarComps
4-15-03
FIRST COMIC: Lose 200 funny points until you become a donor and delete first comic
HA HA, GET IT. CLONE WARS
YARR
BECOME POPULAR: You're so funny everyone adds you to their favorites list, and asks you to return the favor. End up having 35 unfunny favorite comics in your profile, minus 20 funny points.
So I said to him, "TORBO SI COOEL"
I lovve you baby.
USE KADDAR'S PROPS: Hey, gotta give props to kaddar, so if he is playing, give him $1
Checkmate.. WAIT What are you doing with that eraser? NOooooooooooo!

 

by KaddarComps
6-29-03

 

by KaddarComps
7-15-03
Fresh food is right
The Robot Matrix
Whoa... I know calculus
A face.
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by KaddarComps
7-30-03
I'm going to check my email!
You've got mail! Specifically, 345 emails, shit! That's more emails than your mother's had sex partners!
I think the porno spam's going to my computer's head!
Speaking of your mother, I took the liberty to carbon copy that nude photo you sent your girlfriend to your mother! She'll probably love it, the dirty whore.

 

by KaddarComps
7-30-03
Hey Taylor! How's it going? May I take your order?
I'll have **COME CHECK OUT MY HOT CAM SITE** with some fries.
What?
Sorry, I read too much spam.. **I WAS A NIGERIAN PRINCESS, BUT I NEED YOUR MONEY**
Ah. So what will you have?
I don't even like burger king, I'm only here because I also watched too many TV commercials.

 

by KaddarComps
9-14-03
(comic #173272)
Enough of this banter. I shall destroy you!
Wait a second. I can make this simple. Kaddar created your character, right?
Exactly.
And I'm a Fuzzyman character. And who's creating this comic strip?
Kaddar
What? Damnit! I'm going to go cry in kaufman's beard.

 

by KaddarComps
10-02-03
Uh oh! The dog is diseased!
uh, oh no.
and it's head must be amputated!
what?
I'll do it!
ok, this is lame, I'm going home.

 

by KaddarComps
10-02-03
This is slime. He is my first character I ever drew more than once (around when I was 7), he reminded me of homestar runner so I figured I'd redraw him for stripcreator.
sewiously guwys
This was supposed to be a guy with a mullet, but if you prefer it be a drunk girl, well, chubby girls usually have breasts. But whatever.
yes that is an upsidedown triforce.
this is what I look like when I point, also when I punch. Mainly I like to punch people with upsidedown triforces.

 

by KaddarComps
10-02-03
Take me to your leader
No bitch.

 

by KaddarComps
10-02-03
This cat was for last halloween, but I forgot to put it in the zip
These characters are kinda the same, can be useful for story arcs
Finally a younger black girl. Also the character on the right is my "kaddar" character from roleplaying games, like graal ( www.graalonline.com )

 

by KaddarComps
10-03-03
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I hate our teacher

 

by KaddarComps
10-05-03
WE WILL USE OUR SPACE SHIP TO DESTROY THEM.
Oh no! They are using their space ship to destroy us.
If anyone was wondering, this background can be used for a spaceship, too.

 

by KaddarComps
10-05-03
Did I ever tell you about the time when I turned into a hippie just to hang around a guy?
Wanna go out on a date?
Sure, but you should know, I share my women like I do my money.
yeah I think so.

 

by KaddarComps
10-06-03
hey!
Hi
You're a shark with arms!
yeah, I'm half man..
You're a seaman? *snicker* A seaman? haha
With razor sharp teeth, yes.

 

by KaddarComps
10-07-03
Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard?
Alright
Why did the dwarf cross the road?
Hmmn...

 

by KaddarComps
10-07-03
Kaddar Rules!

 

by KaddarComps
10-10-03
Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard?
Alright.
Why did the dwarf cross the road?
Hmmn...
To vote for Gary Coleman in the California recall election!
Too bad his votes came up short.

 

by KaddarComps
10-11-03
A stray cat! I will pet it.
One pat later..
Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish!

 

by KaddarComps
10-11-03
Hey
Wanna go see a movie this weekend?

 

by KaddarComps
10-16-03
A stray cat! I will pet it.
Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish!
Meh! I wish this wasn't just a comic.

 

by KaddarComps
10-16-03
*click*
zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room?
This is MY room. What are you doing in here?
And just so you know, papa beard, MY porridge was too hot.

 

by KaddarComps
10-16-03
*click*
zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room?
This is MY room. What are you doing in here?
And beezides, I was not zleeping, I was practeecing my french akzent. "zeeee"

 

by KaddarComps
10-22-03
Sheesh, all I did was beat you in ping pong.

 

by KaddarComps
10-28-03
Hiya, Joe.
Howdy do, Ern.
Seen Ed around?
Not since sensitivity training.
At least he's making progress.
I'm fucking going to stab you ni--- I mean... african american!

 

by KaddarComps
10-28-03
Hiya, Joe.
Howdy do, Ern.
Seen Ed around?
Not since sensitivity training.
How'd sensitivity training go?
It's a southern sensitivity training, mokumbo, I still hate blacks, but I tolerate jews and homosexuals now!

 

by KaddarComps
10-28-03
Hiya, Joe.
Howdy do, Ern.
Seen Ed around?
Not since sensitivity training.
How'd Sensitivity Training go?
Great, now I know which parts of the black guy's body are sensitive to my bayonet

 

by KaddarComps
10-28-03
Hiya, Joe.
Howdy do, Ern.
Seen Ed around?
Not since sensitivity training.
Actually, I'm ed, and I hate black people.
Ok ed, and we're glad you're open with your emotions, but we at sensitivity training feel "hate" is a strong word.

 

by KaddarComps
11-12-03
So, do you like BBQ sauce?

 

by KaddarComps
11-12-03
brefgb....
Gah! A zombie!
bebgf
I'm sorry, what?
Beef...
fuck.

 

by KaddarComps
11-12-03
Brains!
What?
Your Brains are showing.
Oops! Forgot my wig!

 

by KaddarComps
11-12-03
Kaddar, you completely missed getting a chance to make a funny comic to bring us into the new year!
Nay! For it was I who realized that this world is a mere virtual construct to mask us from the real world!
"In fact, here's how my new year's went!"
Uploading data to you now.... Finished.
Whoa. I know kung fu!... and I'm not asian... incredible!
I am the Cartoonist. I drew you in my likeness for reasons which you, a simple algorithmic intergral, cannot understand..
Nothing worse than a cartoonist who knows math..

 

by KaddarComps
11-12-03
Kaddar, you completely missed getting a chance to make a funny comic to bring us into the new year!
Unfortunately! Yet it was I who realized that this world is a mere virtual construct to mask us from the real world! .... during the new years
"In fact, here's how my new year's went!"
Uploading data to you now.... Finished.
Whoa. I know kung fu!... and I'm not asian... incredible!
I am the Cartoonist of the panalatrix. I drew you in my likeness for reasons which you, a simple algorithmic intergral, cannot understand..
Nothing worse than a cartoonist who knows math..

 

by KaddarComps
11-15-03
Valkyrie: 31 HP Old Hobo: 203
This comic isn't funny.
It's not supposed to be.
Valkyrie: 31 HP Old Hobo: 203
why?
Because it's an example comic
Valkyrie: 31 HP Old Hobo: -a bunch
*SMACK* *Valkyrie hits Old Hobo for 300 damage*
Ouch.

 

by KaddarComps
11-21-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
So what would you like for Christmas, Michael?
A little boy and little girl.

 

by KaddarComps
12-05-03
20 minutes before the big costume party...
So what do you think of my costume? Why aren't you dressed?
Uh oh!
We got the same costume!
No, mine is different, see, it has a large enough oxygen tank for the trip back from space.
oh.

 

by KaddarComps
12-09-03
This party is GREAT
Chan, you were never a huge partier, what happened?
Check out that hot chick in the corner!
You sure HAVE changed since the last time I talked to you. I'm gonna have to take a pass on that one.
Chick, what hot chick? Wait- -... damned literal hippy.
CHIRP

 

by KaddarComps
12-09-03
This party is GREAT
Chan, you were never a huge partier, what happened?
Check out that hot chick in the corner!
You sure HAVE changed since the last time I talked to you. I'm gonna have to take a pass on that one.
Chick, what hot chick? Wait- -... damned literal hippy.
CHIRP

 

by KaddarComps
12-09-03
This party is GREAT
Chan, you were never a huge partier, what happened?
Check out that hot chick in the corner!
You sure HAVE changed since the last time I talked to you. I'm gonna have to take a pass on that one.
Chick, what hot chick? Oh wait- -... damned literal hippy.
CHIRP

 

by KaddarComps
4-24-04
Would you like to ACCESS THE HELP MENU or know HOW TO CLOSE THE PROGRAM?
Uh... the... help menu.
Would you like to DATE ME FIRST or TAKE ME TO YOUR PLACE or GO TO MY PARENTS HOUSE
uh... take you to my place?
We go to YOUR PLACE. There is a large lamp on the wall, you see the stairs and a kitchen with food left out on the table from your lunch. Exits are NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, and DENNIS
I hate cybering with nerds.

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