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by KomikKreator
7-26-04
From the mind of the genius known only as The "Komik Kreator" comes as story so compelling, so heart-wrenching...so unbelievable...
Well...atleast it WAS all of these things...that is, until the characters were added...
Wow, she's hot...
Hey, I can read your thoughts...
"Ahem, as I was saying...it's story...so compelling...."
Is someone talking?
Yeah, that'd be The Narrator...I think...

 

by KomikKreator
7-26-04
In this panel, we find Obi typing away on his faithful laptop...
Dear Mindsay...
Today, I thought about Psyche...oh man, I'm sucha geek. She'd never go for a guy like me. And besides, I sleep with a teddy bear...
So he confessed his inner feelings to his mindsay blog...
Oh, I'll never be able to tell her how I feel...
Well, atleast she'll never read what I'm writing...
Maybe next time, Obi will keep his feelings to himself...
You're aware that I can read, right?
Shit...

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
The next day, Obi decides to consult his new friend, Rodney
So what should I do, Rodney? Psyche just kind of barges in at the wrong moments...How do I tell her how I feel about her?
Well, try pretending that I'm her, ok? Turn around and face the other way...and just talk...
What a dumb ass!
Ok, here goes...Psyche...I can't stop thinking about you...you're all that's ever on my mind...
Hmm...maybe I should use the knife instead?
I..I...I can't look! To Be Continued!
And well...Psyche...I....I...
Yes....muuuuuuch better...

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
When we last left Obi, he was about to do two things (a) tell Psyche how he really felt...and (b) be brutally hacked to bitsy bits by a killer who he had thought of as a friend...
And Psyche I...I....
OWWWW! MUTHA F@!#&^@#$&%^@#ER!
But at the wrong moment...
I love...
Hey Obi...why's Rodney on the floor?
Saved from an awkward moment once again by his quick wits...
Oh, hi, Psyche. I love...um...pickles!
you really ARE strange...

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
System Error: This Account No Longer Exists. Press the F2 key for this message in Spanish.
NO!! Stupid Computer! Why won't you connect?
THAT'S IT!! No more phone calls and being put on hold! I'm going to Microsoft Headquarters!
So, Obi went off to Microsoft HQ.
I DEMAND to see Mr. Gates, Immediately!
Hi! I'm the annoying paperclip on Microsoft Word! Click me for HELP!
But of course, Microsoft conveniently found a way to tiptoe around Obi's inquiries...
No! I will NOT click help! I want to see Gates, now!
I can turn into a cute kitty too! Wanna see me turn into a bouncy ball?

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
2 Hours later...
Stop it! Stop It! For the love of GOD, please STOP!!!
Are you sure you don't wanna click "Help"?
Just when things were beginning to look grim for Obi...
Please! Just let me see Mr. Gates?!!
Fine! I'll tell him you're here.
Would the foe rear his ugly head? Would he fix Obi's computer? Would the paperclip guy ever just get a life?
Somehow, I think I severly doubt the chances of the answer to more than one of those being a yes.
Look, I'm Tux, the Linux Penguin!

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Obi waited for quite awhile to see Bill Gates...But 3 hours later, he was next!
Um, Mr. Gates?
No, silly, I'm Mr. Gates' personal secretary, Tweek.
Well...that's a bit...unexpected...
Actually, It's Wonkennoby...not like the famous guy...
Whatever, Mr. gates will see you now. Oh, wanna pull on the ring?
Things that make you go...ewww. *Shudder*
Um...no thanks.
Suit yourself.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
A few minutes later...
That was...pretty freaky. I wonder if everyone who works for Microsoft is a wierdo...
Not all of us...
It's Bill Gates...??!
...
Welcome, foolish mortal...erm, Young Obi. I am Sat...I mean, Bill Gates, ruler of the underworld...erm...Owner of Microsoft...*cough*
Now I've seen everything...
Some tiny part of me wants to pretend I'm not surprised by this...
Mwahaha! Bow to me! Erm...I mean, How can I help you?

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Meanwhile, Psyche goes to talk to Umberto.
Umberto, where did you say Obi went again?
He went to Microsoft HQ to confront Bill Gates.
It was good for Psyche that she could read thought bubbles...
Oh, ok. I guess I'll come back later. Bye.
Must.......Hammer!
Silly, Silly Umberto.
Mmmm...the pain.........wow, I need a doctor.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Since I've interrupted the storyline already, I might as well tell you a bit more about the characters. And basically, I'd have done it soon anyway...I AM The Kreator! Don't make me get the eraser...
Fine, let's get back to the storyline already!
I refuse to do this, for the sake of keeping the plot!!
Introducing, Obi Wonkennoby!
*sigh* As it's been said, I'm Obi Wonkennoby. I am a geek, a big one. And I love this girl, Psyche. I know everything there is to know about her.
And I have this Mindsay blog that I update in all of the time. Oh...and then there's my friend Umberto...
Yes, you've been a good boy. Now, get on with it.
I guess that's really all there is to me, right boss?
And um...I'm pretty unlucky. I mean, who names their kid Obi Wonkennoby and expects no one to get the joke?

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
And for those who care, here's the other main character of Blissful Oblivion...Psychiatricia Edele Ikk
I'm the hippie. Oh, but my friends call me Psyche.
There's this kid...his name's Obi. He's kind of cute, but I give him a hard time.
Very good.
I think he has some silly crush on me...but I guess I'll never know.
Oh, and there's my friend Umberto...he likes to Hammer.
Better go tend to that...
Like whoa, man! Umberto, how did that nail get there again!?!
Um...space chickens?...

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
And of course, here I am, The Narrator.
What?
Did you honestly think that I would show myself to you in my true corporeal form?
Not gonna happen...
Maybe later, kids...but for now, I've got a storyline/character's brain to save!
Um...can we get the nail outta my head? It makes me see rainbowy things...

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
When we last left Obi...
Mr. Gates, I demand that you fix my computer.
And what if I say no?
What was Obi to do?
Then I'll..sue you! Or...I'll...
You'll what? Pirate my software?
I'm getting to the good part, just give me a break, ok?
If only this wasn't just a storyline filler strip...
Yeah, I know what you mean.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
You're really fucked now, Obi.
What can I do! Um..Mr. Narrator, please help me!
Bwahaha! I will get you, Boy! Demons, get him!...Erm, did I say "demons"? I uh, I meant "Lackeys".
And since he asked so very nicely...
Yes, an eraser! Eat that demon-breath!
No! How evil! Not an ERASER! BLARRRRGH!
And thus, Satan...er..Bill Gates was vanquished...
Yay! He's vanquished!
Argh, I am vanquished!

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
So we find our "hero" once again, back at home, safe and sound infront of his laptop.
Dear Mindsay, I finally got my computer fixed. I vanquished the evil Microsoft mogul, Bill Gates. And Mr. Narrator helped too...
I got stock in Microsoft...and a new friend. He's a little creepy though...
His name is "Tweek" and he's downright sick...
Hey Psyche, wanna pull it?
And everything in Dullzville was back to normal again.
Ow! I was only kidding!
...On the other hand, it IS funny when Psyche hits him.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
And here we find Psyche, out of the house and out on the town...
It feels good to get out of the house. Maybe I can eve get away from Obi.
I mean, he's a nice guy and all, but he's kind of freaking me out. He can't seem to hold a conversation for longer than a minute...
I mean, I like him, but not as much as he likes me. He's almost a stalker, I swear.
Oh, good! A "Burger Bitch"! I'm kinda hungry.
And just for the sake of being truly evil...*evil snicker*
*sigh* Why do you hate me so, Mr. Narrator?
Welcome to "Burger Bitch", would you like to try a "Bitchslap Combo" today?

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
And now, an election update on News Channel 3!
Hello, I'm Lukat McCleevage.
Today, we take you to the Democratic National Convention live, with Senator John Kerry!
Dem. Nat'l Conv./ News 3 Studio.
I'm Senator John Kerry. Bush sucks, vote for me!
Thanks, Senator Kerry! And Now we go live to President Bush's Ranch for his retort.
Live at President Bush's Ranch
I do NOT suck! Tell'em Bossy!
Moooooo! Fuck you! Vote Kerry! Moooooo!

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Live at President Bush's Ranch
Stupid mad cow disease!
Mooo! I'm going to trample you! Moooo!
Wonderful, that was President Bush at his Ranch.
Stay tuned to News Channel 3, the 3rd station for news coverage.
This has been an Election Update with News Channel 3
This is Lukat McCleevage, in for Stare AtitHard, goodnight.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
A mysterious Instant Message pops up on Obi's screen...
*BLEEP!* (annoying AIM sound)
Whoa, what's this?
2QT4U: Hello, StarWarzObi1. I've read your Mindsay.
*BLEEP!* (annoying AIM sound)
Oh, an admirer from the realms of Mindsay? How quaint is that?
2QT4U: My name is Brandi. What's your name?
*BLEEP!* (annoying AIM sound)
Hrm, she sounds hot.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Yes, it's time for another Meet the Characters session, this time...it's Umberto.
Um, Hi.
I'm the phone.
This is Umberto Jones. He's kind of a stick figure, but he doesn't let that stop him. And yeah, he likes to hammer...alot.
Must...Hammer. Must Hammer...Mmmm meatloaf.
Umberto uses me alot.
I've really been meaning to get him a check-up.
Mmmm...the pain. Just like Mama used to make it.
You should call the doctor.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
StarWarzObi1: My name is Obi. It's nice to meet you.
Wow, his name is Obi?
StarWarzOb1: Brandi is a pretty name. Where do you live?
I live in the same town as this guy, should I tell him? Of course.
StarWarzObi1: Cool. So you live in Dullzville too...well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Wow, he's really kinda cute...in a pathetic, geeky sort of way, but cute.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Meanwhile, back at Umberto's house...
Doctor, doctor...gotta see the doctor....cheddar!
*dialtone*
He decided to call the doctor...finally
Hello, Mr. Doctor? I need an appointment, please.
*click* Hello, Hello? Sir, please speak into the receiver!
If only the receptionist could read thought bubbles...
Things going fuzzy....aw rainbow brite.
SIR! HELLO? You damned kids! STOP PRANKING! *click*

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
2 Hours later, Umberto decides to go to the Office
Need to see...Doctor...fmph...chicken patty...
I am the yelling receptionist! HELLO! HOW CAN I HELP YOU, SIR!?!
Why are you yelling? diddle dumpling...
Oh, YOU MUST BE THE GUY WHO CALLED AND DIDN'T TALK. GOOD THING I CAN READ THOUGHT BUBBLES.
To be continued...
So much yelling gives me a headache.
WAIT HERE, I'LL GET THE DOCTOR!

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Umberto finally gets to see the doctor.
Hello Mr. Doctor!
I'm Ducktor Duck. I see you've got quite a headache *heh heh*
The Doctor suggests aspirin.
Mmm...chicken popsicles...
Try taking some aspirin. Take 2 and caw-l me in the morning. *quack*
Sorry for that, folks. Bad joke on me, that's enough, I agreee.
You're a quack.
Boo, that was a bad joke.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
And so, we find Obi is still having his chat with Brandi, his new mysterious Internet Buddy.
Wow, we should meet, Brandi. *click*
Yeah, we should meet sometime. *click*
Enter Psyche, who just got back from taking Umberto to the doctor.
Hey, Obi. Still talkin to your new girlfriend?
Yeah, she says she wants to meet me sometime.
To be continued...
Isn't that how you met Rodney? And he turned out to be a serial killer.
Yeah, but I was using Yahoo!. This AIM, It's completely different.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
And so, Brandi and Obi decided to meet in the park.
2QT4U?
StarWarzObi1?
Love at first megabyte. I think I'm going to be sick.
Wow, you're....
...cuter than I thought you'd be.
Ah, young love...how...disgusting.
Wow, she's really hot.
I wonder if he thinks I'm hot.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Meanwhile, Psyche goes to see Harvey, for some advice...
Harvey, I'm worried about Obi. He's not back yet, he went to meet that girl...
Do I sense jealousy?
But do we sense a bit of jealousy?
No, I'm not jealous...I just...I'm worried that this girl might be like Rodney.
A psycho killer bent on mangling poor Obi's geeky pasty little body into chowder?
Hm, good point, Harvey. Good point.
Pretty much. Why aren't you wearing pants?
The internet is pants optional...so I said "Why not?"

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
After a spectacular day, Obi tells Brandi goodnight.
Well, I had a lot of fun today, Brandi. Can I call you sometime?
Yeah, me too. Sure, here's my number: 1-800-2QT-FORU.
And a quick kiss sends him on his way.
Cool, goodnight.
Yeah, goodnight.
Oh, Obi, you casanova you.
And now, to break it to Psyche...Oh boy.
Wow, he's great.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
And now, an awkward moment brought to you by Psyche.
Hey,Obi.
Hey, Psyche.
Chicken...
So, uh...how's Brandi?
She's good, she wants to go to the movies.
To be continued...
No...just uh...nothing.
Yeah...you want something?

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Harvey tries to comfort Psyche.
What's wrong, Psyche? You see less like yourself lately...
Oh, I dunno, Harvey, I'm just...mellow, y'know?
Hm, I see. Mellow.
Yeah.
Well, maybe not.
Wow, I really suck as a friend.
Yeah.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
So Harvey tries to fix things...
Well, Nerdboy, she seems really upset.
Maybe it's because I'm with Brandi?
Yeah, maybe. She seems kinda...mellow. It might be because she's a hippie.
Yeah, maybe.
Once again...
Oh man, I really suck as a friend.
Yeah.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
And so, Harvey goes to see Umberto.
Wow, Umberto...there's a nail in your skull...wow...!!! *laughing*
Owie...rainbows!
Um, don't you need to see a doctor...or something?
Hamburger helper...
Right you Harvey, right you are.
Oh man, I really suck as a friend.
Yeah.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
After 6 months of dating Brandi, Obi decides to have a talk with Psyche...
Um, Psyche, can we talk?
Yea, sure. Y'know how it is man.
So they have a long-winded discussion...
So, if I could, and I asked you out, what would you say?
No.
Silly, silly Obi.
But....why...you just said...!?!?
I have a boyfriend...

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
After that blew up, Psyche went to talk to Harvey again.
So you turned him down even though you wanted that all along?
Yeah, man, but I don't think I really wanted him.
I'm confused...how come you never mentioned that you had a boyfriend?
Well, that's simple.
Women...ugh..
I really, really suck at life.
He never asked.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
So Psyche goes to see her friend, Kirby.
Hey, Kirby? You think you could pretend to be my boyfriend for awhile?
Yeah, sure, anything for you, Psyche.
And sets her plan in motion.
Cool, I'll call ya later, man. Peace.
Amen, brother.
Thank you, Jesus!
No problem, man.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Did she tell you why she'd say no?
Yeah, said she has a boyfriend.
Dude, Bummer.
Yeah.
Oh well, you've still got Brandi.
Yeah, and you still suck as a friend.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Umberto's Dilemma:
Woe is me! Woe is me!
What's up, Bert?
Can't find the rubber chicken...
Oh...ok...one of THOSE issues...
Atleast, I THINK that's what I lost...
Oh dear...

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
A deep contemplation with Umberto.
What the hell did I lose?
Spatula?
Strawberry Quik?
Milk duds?
Oh Poop, I can't remember.
Oh, yeah, I do remember. I lost my sanity.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
So, Umberto and his roommate get a letter.
Yay! I got a letter!
Fabulous...
Dear Umberto, You said that you get frequent headaches, why is that? Oh well, hope everything is good for you. Love, Mom.
Hmmm
Well, who's it from?
I agree fully, Deth.
I dunno.
Oh, well, what a waste of panels.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Deth has an insidious plot in mind....this should be interesting...
Psst...Umberto....
Oh woe is me! I lost it again!
Ever consider suicide?
Hmm...not really..should I?
Yeah, good idea.
Hammer?

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
And now, another Meet the Characters, this will be #5.
Hi, I'm Deth. No, that's not a typo. That's how I spell it. My real name's Grym, but people call me Deth.
I'm Umberto's roommate.
And I really, really want to kill him.
It's nothing personal.
Thank you, Deth.
Just doin' m'job.
Yeah, that's about it.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
And here's the 6th edition to the cast, Kirby.
Hi, I'm Kirby Weinstein. That's pronounced WINE-STEEN. Yes, I'm Jewish, what's it to ya?
And I really, really love my best friend Psyche.
Kirby WeinStein, folks.
Not that I follow her or anything...
...or enjoy collecting bits of her hair from my clothing and upholstery after she visits...
Hmm, okay, he's a bit over the edge.
No, I'm not a freak like that.
But oh my GAWSH do those hairballs make cute sweaters!

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
#7, Comin atcha...
I'm Harvey McCorvey. I'm Psyche and Obi's mutual friend.
Sometimes I choose the "pants optional internet browsing" option...
Harvey McCorvey, Ladies and Gentlemen...
And sometimes I just meddle in the plotline...
Overall, I'm a "bit-character", the butt of the jokes, I like to think...
There, there, Harvey.
And boy, are those jokes funny. But most of all, folks...
I really do suck as a friend.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
And of course, we need #8 to be complete...
I'm Brandi Divine. Yes, I'm Obi's girlfriend.
I met Obi through the internet a few strips back, that's how I got my start.
But mostly, I just talk to him on the computer.
And then there's Psyche. She's kind of cool, but for some reason, I think she hates me.
Good answer.
Maybe it's because Obi had a thing for her before...
I dunno, I'm happier not knowing, I like to think.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Meanwhile, at Umberto and Deth's house...
You might already be a winner...hmm...
Hey,Bert. Whatcha readin, buddy?
A letter...have you seen my uh...the thing I lost?
Oh, nope...haven't seen it...*innocent whistle*
To be continued...
Ok then, I'll just go ask my brother.
If you had a brother, you sick mutha f#$@%k, I'd buy that one...

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
And so, Umberto goes to visit Clyde.
Now where did I put that toaster?
What d'ya want, Umberto?
Um, Clyde, have you seen my...whatever I lost?
No, why are you askin me?
Ok, so he was a bit confused...
Uh...you're my brother...I think...
No, I'm definitely NOT your brother. More like your NEIGHBOR, beanbrain!

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Back at home, Deth's plan is set in motion...
Good, now that the moron is out of the house...my plan will be set motion!Mwahaha! *cough* *Wheeze* Shit, where's my inhaler?
*RING RING*
Uh Oh, Deth, he's got your number.
Hello, Deth speaking.
Voice: Deth, this is your boss, Mr. Lucifer. I'm calling to inquire as to why you haven't been at work recently...
Boo. Bad joke.
Um, Sir, I'm sorry. There's been a death in my family...
Nice try, asshole.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
Deth, I need Jones' soul, NOW.
I, uh, I know boss. But there's been sort of a...waylay..in the plans...
Oh, let's hear this one...
He uh, sort of...won't die.
Poor Deth.
Won't die? You're Deth! Make him die! Do it! *click*
*sigh* And my life is a bowl of fucking cherries, once again.

 

by KomikKreator
7-27-04
So Deth invites Umberto on a picnic.
C'mon, Bert. The uh, sun...*cringe* will be good for you.
Ok. I trust you buddy.
Silly, silly Deth.
Here, I'll go get a picnic basket, take this cartoonishly huge stick of TNT, I'll be right back!
Ok. Hm, I wonder what chicken popsicles really taste like...
Oh dear, you great big dumb ass you. To be continued...
*strange high-pitched beeping noise*
Hey! Look, it's beeping! I'll get my hammer...

 

by KomikKreator
7-28-04
When we last saw Umberto, he was watching the cartoonishly huge stick of dynamite while Deth went to get a "picnic basket"...
Hmmm...should I?
No, you definitely should NOT.
I Should!
Told ya so.
I most definitely should not have.

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