All comics by LittleRocker

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by LittleRocker
1-04-09
Sir, you have a bit of tomato sauce on your shirt..
I've just been shot, and I need medical help right now!
So, you don't have pizza?
Nevermind.

 

by LittleRocker
1-05-09
Obama will be a great role model for all Americans.
Indeed, but whats next George...
I don't know brad, I might just sit down and relax...Haha..
Haven't you been doing that for the past eight years?

 

by LittleRocker
1-06-09
Put a shirt on dear, you look like a gay...
I am gay, grandma...
Well then howcome you don't have a boyfriend?
-Sigh-
I'll go put a shirt on...

 

by LittleRocker
1-25-09
Hows the Wife...?
Amazing...
...The sex life?
Incredible..
...What about her sex change?
Were working on it...

 

by LittleRocker
1-25-09
Honey, the test is positive!
I'm Pregnant!
I'm in the bathroom..
What was that?

 

by LittleRocker
1-30-09
Sorry Mate, but durring the surgery we accidentally cut a vital vein that controls your legs.
So your saying I can't walk anymore?
Yea, Sorry, but were gonna give you this garbage can to help you out.
Thanks!
That'll be 142 dollars plus Tax.

 

by LittleRocker
1-30-09
Hey Willy, you know what would be funny, If we drank all the water in that tank.
ahaha alright!
15 Minutes Earlier.
Hey Sanderson, You know what would be funny, If we pissed in that tank over there.
Haha, I'm up for it!

 

by LittleRocker
2-01-09
I'm Al-Gore, Drinking's Bad.
I'm Al-Gore, Don't Litter.
I'm Al-Gore, Recycle.
I'm Melvin, Fuck Off.

 

by LittleRocker
2-13-09
Did you know if you cut out two of your ribs you can give yourself a blow job?
I heard about it in the news.
Its basically the new trend.
I cut mine out the other day.
I proudly give myself a blow job each day.
Its a shame I cant walk anymore though.

 

by LittleRocker
2-16-09
...Its from Mom
Good News or Bad News.
Bad.
She survived the car crash.
Fuck.

 

by LittleRocker
2-21-09
Are you Rhamus The Penguin, the guy that raped my Mom, murdered my Dad, and bombed my uncles house?
Yes, I also Shot your sister in the face and fucked your grandmother.
So your the guy that killed everyone in my family?
Yes.
Can you sign my coffee mug?

 

by LittleRocker
2-21-09
Awww, How old's the baby boy?
Six Months.
Look at his little hands, eh, you know what little hands mean, haha.
No, What does it mean?
He'll be just like his father.

 

by LittleRocker
2-24-09
I raped a little girl last night.
Really.
She was seven years old, at first she was pushing me away, but then I punched her until she was unconscious and then began to do her up the ass.
Wow.
What?
Oh no, I just thought you were a homosexual thats all.

 

by LittleRocker
2-28-09
I'm part of the Metal/Hard rock band Metallica.
I know.
Oh, because your God?
No.
Because I can't illegally download Beyoncé anymore you Cunt.

 

by LittleRocker
3-04-09
I just downloaded limewire.
I have that.
Isn't it great! You get to download any music you want...Iron Maiden, KISS, Metallica, Judas Priest, Van Halen, You name it, its on there.
Yea, But the gay thing is you get tons of virus and it basically kills your computer.
Yea, Thats why I downloaded it on my Sisters.
Ohhh, Smart.

 

by LittleRocker
3-06-09
Bad Thing
Worst Thing

 

by LittleRocker
3-08-09
I've got to admit, I wasn't expecting you to be a stick man.
I wasn't expecting you to be a shallow bitch either.

 

by LittleRocker
3-09-09
A waitress told me that there is a pube hair in your soup and that your very angry.
Yes, I am angry, I've been waiting for ten minutes for a stupid soup, and then when I finally get it guess whats wrong?
Sir were sor-
I can't believe you'd have the nerve to serve me cold soup.

 

by LittleRocker
3-14-09
Why are Jews noses so big?
Because air is free?
Yea.
Thats not a very nice thing to say.
Its ok, I'm a Jew.
Stupid Lier, wheres your nose?

 

by LittleRocker
3-16-09
My names Timothy, It didn't used to be though.
When I was born my mother called me Jesus...
She called me this as she was heavy on christianity.
To be honest I don't really care all that much about christianity, I made up my own religion.
Its called Timothy, once every year our religion flys planes into buildings, you should of seen it a few years ago...
Its odd though, I don't know where we got the nickname Terrorists...

 

by LittleRocker
3-16-09
Look, Chen, it can't of gone that far.
How do you know? It was right here twenty minutes ago.
Things just move on, its the way of life.
I told it to stay though!
Look maybe you can beat the biggest ant contest next year ok.

 

by LittleRocker
3-17-09
Turn that crap Rock music off.
No, Leave me alone Granny.
Don't make me come in there.
What you gonna d-
Sorry, sorry sorry, sorry, sorry, it wont go on again I promise!

 

by LittleRocker
3-17-09
Hey folks, I'm here with Comic creator LittleRocker. So, Whats with the name?
I'm a Rocker.
Ok, Whats with the Little?
Thats none of your business.

 

by LittleRocker
3-17-09
Hey, hey you, what you looking at?
Is it cause I'm black?
Huh?
No, I'm just curious on why your pointing a gun at my mom.

 

by LittleRocker
3-18-09
I was watching Sex in the city last night.
You Perv.
No, the show.

 

by LittleRocker
3-20-09
Wait, you want large fries, medium fries and small fries?
Yes.
You like fries?
No.
There to shove down my wifes neck cause she wont shut up.

 

by LittleRocker
3-22-09
Hey Mom, I'm going to the Park.
Your not going to visit that horrible drug addicted pervert are you?
Err.
Dad sleeps near McDonalds now.

 

by LittleRocker
3-23-09
Hey, did you order the fish and chips?
yes.
Alright, do you want beans with them?
I hardly think thats any of your business.

 

by LittleRocker
3-24-09
Remember the tv show The Jetsons?
No.

 

by LittleRocker
3-26-09
...so then we decided to try slathering it in maple syrup and wouldn't you know it, it worked like a charm!
Ah, how far did the american run?

 

by LittleRocker
3-26-09
Why'd you bring me in here?
Jack your a great guy a-
I'm fired, right?
No, your getting a promo-
I can't believe this! I spit in your coffee and you fire me.
You spat in my coffee?

 

by LittleRocker
3-29-09
Whats in the case?
Your family.
Why didn't you put me in there?
Well, I didn't want you to see the horror, and scared looks on the faces of your family as they slowly start to suffocate in my case.
...And, your too fat.

 

by LittleRocker
4-03-09
Holy crap an alien!
I'm not an alien, in fact I dont exist.
Then how come I see you.
Scared?
Fuck yeah.
Not gonna smell your Grandpa's shoe polish again are you?

 

by LittleRocker
4-09-09
Your a bit small for a dinosaur arn't you?
Its not about how small I am up here, its about how big I am down there.
I don't think you understood me.

 

by LittleRocker
4-10-09
My pet bunny layed an egg yesterday.
Well, thats what they do.
Yea, but it was a chocolate egg.
So the bunny layed an egg, then took a huge shit on it.
Yes.
Do you have any pictures?

 

by LittleRocker
4-20-09
What do you think of the new library?
Its pretty shit.
I didn't find any porno books.
I thought it was supposed to be pubic library?

 

by LittleRocker
4-22-09
Alright brother, another beer?
Sorry mate, I promised my wife I wouldn't have more then six.
Don't you hate that?
I know, she acts like she owns me, everytime I go out for a beer she says if I drink over six then I'm out of the house. Its ridicoulous.
No, I was talking about when your brother ditches you for a bitch.

 

by LittleRocker
4-22-09
Welcome aboard the Ministry of Defence mister, er, Zorg. Turn up at the security desk monday and we'll get you your uniform
Any questions?
Am I alowd to eat while on the job?
...If you can eat while stripping on a pole, be my guest.

 

by LittleRocker
4-25-09
Oh my god, I've been accepted on a new hit reality show where I can win over One million dollars!
Thats great! This is going to change our lifes forever!
It starts tuesday night on FOX...
Whats it called?
Americas Got Talent.
I know, but whats the show called?

 

by LittleRocker
4-26-09
You know when you like someone so much. But you don't know how to say it? You get that funny feeling in your stomach like you want to be sick.
Everytime you see them you instantly get nervous. Well today was the day that was going to be a new beginning. A fresh start. Ben finally gained confidence and went up to Mary.
Your fired.

 

by LittleRocker
4-29-09
Everyone I have an announcement to make. I'd like to inform you I just proposed to Amy.
Now Amy would like to come up and say a word.

 

by LittleRocker
4-29-09
Ann, I'm starting to get sick of this job.
Me too.
I came here thinking praising God would have its positives but I was completely wrong.
...Well, there is one positive.

 

by LittleRocker
4-30-09
I'll have a drink please.
Sure, but only if you take the animal out. Its the rules.
Ok.
Alright, I'm back, I'd like a beer.

 

by LittleRocker
5-04-09
I hate it when people say 10,00BC. What does BC mean anyway?
I don't know. Before Cocks?
Before Cocks? That doesn't make any sense. Your saying people didn't have cocks back then?
Well.
They did say Mary was a virgin.

 

by LittleRocker
5-14-09
I'm sorry. But your child died in a horrible car crash.
I'm sorry.
C, can, I see?
Yes your son is in room 207.
No, the car.

 

by LittleRocker
5-15-09
You ever think about quitting drinking?
Nope.
Really? You haven't even considered it?
Thats a stupid question.
If I quit drinking I'll get dehydrated.

 

by LittleRocker
5-15-09
I can imitate an asian woman having an orgasim. Hahohohahyahyah.
That sounds like a donkey dieing.

 

by LittleRocker
6-23-09
If it doesn't ring soon, I'm going to lose my mind.
Hmm....
Plugging it in might help.

 

by LittleRocker
6-23-09
How'd the blind date go last night.
Not as planned.
Oh. Did she suck?
No.
We couldn't find it.

 

by LittleRocker
6-30-09
I wish I could go back to the 80's.
Same, everything was better, music, movies, people, and everything else.
Yea it was alright, but Chen, that was when I murdered my wife. I was going to say I would go back and not knife her.
Good for you Sanderson.
I'd chop her head off instead.

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