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by Orana
11-25-08
I KILL YOU
Why???
BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
But we are of the same race. why fight when we can use or superrior intelligence to live in harmony.
GOD YOU ARE A ****ING DISGRACE
Uh-oh, he looks pissed. Better cheap shot him.

 

by Orana
11-25-08
Awwwwww! MY NUTS AND BOLTS!
Heheh! I win!
YOU DUMB SON OF A B***H!
AHHHH- HUAH HA!
DIE B***H!!!
UHHHH...... *Sobbing*

 

by Orana
11-25-08
HAHAHAHAHA! I KILLED THAT DUMBASS!!!
I BEG TO DIFFER!
OH SHIT!!!!
I have risen from my grave to get my REVENGE!!!!!!
DON'T HURT ME PLE- HEY!!!
*GIGGLE*

 

by Orana
11-25-08
GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!
WHAT!!!!
Hey. It's me i'm back for my revenge! BOO!
NOOOOOO!!!
YESSSSSS!

 

by Orana
11-25-08
HAHAHAHA! SWEET REVENGE!!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!
I AM SATISFIED! I SHALL SPARE YOUR LIFE!!!!
BASTARD!!!! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!!!!

 

by Orana
11-25-08
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA! VICTORY IS MINE!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
IS THI HEAVEN OR HELL?
I HAVE NO IDEA

 

by Orana
11-28-08
WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
You are in an Artificial Intelegence Sentient
WHAT?
I don't know it just sounded good
DIE!!!

 

by Orana
11-28-08
H-HELLO SIR!
OH SHIT ITS A GOATFUCKER!!!
MAYBE I SHOULD FACE THE OTHER WAY
I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS

 

by Orana
11-28-08
YOU KNOW YOU JUST KILLED JESUS???!!
WHO GIVES A SHIT? IM IN HELL ANYWA-
HUH! THAT WAS ODD!!
WHERE AM I??
HEY WELCOME TO HELL!!! YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE A LAWYER WOULD YOU? CAUSE I PERSONALLY THINK WE HAVE TOO MANY!

 

by Orana
11-28-08
HEHEHHEHEHE
HEY cutie!!!
UGGNNN!!!
HEY THERE TOOTS!
AWWWW SICK!!!!
PUT IT IN!!!

 

by Orana
12-01-08
I'm going to be a POKEMON MASTER!!!
COOL!!!
I'M READY FOR MY STARTER POKEMON PROF. HEMP!!!
Okay. Here it is!!
Are you my POKEMON???
HEY.

 

by Orana
12-02-08
YES!!!
Yeah I'm your starter POKEMON.
What type are you?
NECROPHILIAC!!!

 

by Orana
12-02-08
Thanks for the POKEMON, Prof. Hemp! Is there anything else I need?
Yes. You need this SUCKADIX. It sucks in a POKEMON'S DNA and records it's information. Also take my BALLS.
HUH?
POKEBALLS that is. Also take this baggie. It contains an HERB. If your POKEMON is hurt this should heal it a bit.
OKIE DOKIE!
It'll be $60, dude, that shit doesn't come cheap.

 

by Orana
12-02-08
Hey look a wild POKEMON!!! GET HIM Uh..... POKEMON!
WHAT THE FUCK???
It's Walter, for your information!!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??? DAVE!? WHERE ARE YOU?
DIE!!!
AHHHH!

 

by Orana
12-03-08
pull my finger
read my comic
PULL MY FINGER
READ MY COMIC
PULL_ MY_FINGER!!!
BACONATE!!!

 

PULL MY BACON
READ MY COMIC!!! .... Awww what's the use?
by Orana, 12-03-08

 

by Orana
12-04-08
MMMMM!!!
Oh yeah Bitch! Ohhhh...... My HEART!!!
JAMES!?!?
UH.....
UH......
UM, Yeah....

 

by Orana
12-04-08
MMMM.... Yeah! UHH MY HEART!!
YEAH!! BITCH!
HELLO??
UH....
Okay, now that's FUCKED up!

 

by Orana
12-05-08
HELP ME, I'M ON FIRE!!!
Does your Mom know your on fire?
YES, YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!! SHE'S THE ONE THAT DID IT!
That's no way to talk to your elders. I shall adMINISTER proper punishment. heheh
BUT I'M ON FIRE!!!
Yes you are!

 

by Orana
12-09-08
You can't keep stealing Christmas
I can too, fat ass
Fat ass, Huh?
What of it, you overweight slob! you dumb motherfucker! you-
Here's your holiday ham, Bill.
Thanks Santa.... Why is it green and fuzzy?

 

by Orana
12-10-08
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
Whaddya mean, Mrs.Bushwhack?
WHY IS MY DAUGHTER LYING NAKED WITH HER ASS BLEEDING?
Ohhh..... that..... yeah I sodomized her with a loaf of bread.

 

by Orana
12-10-08
What up wit Mrs. Bushwhack?
She all pissed cuz I sodomized her daughter with a loaf of bread
What kind?
Italian
I Love You. Fuck My Ass Now

 

by Orana
12-11-08
Hey
What are you in for?
I sodomized a girl with a loaf of Italian bread
PUT IT IN!!
*sigh* What kind?
...... PUMPERNICKEL

 

by Orana
12-11-08
Hey, Butch! I just killed your grandma!
I'll remember this!! I'll have my revenge!
30 Years Later
Jeeze, I haven't been to this beach in 30 years!
REMEMBER ME???

 

by Orana
12-11-08
Man, Butch, long time no see.
Yeah long time no KILL!
Look, i know your upset about that incident, but you gotta understand that I was just a kid
But you killed my Grammy!
I'm sorry, can you ever forgive me?
......

 

by Orana
12-12-08
Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
Yes, but you must do one thing....
Whatever you want. No matter how ridiculous.
Marry me!
DO YOU TAKE EACH OTHER IN MARRIAGE?
I.... DO
I DO

 

by Orana
12-12-08
Here's our room....sweetheart.
Okay.
Yep.
Ooooo! Nice kitchen!
.....
Oh look, Honey! The bedroom!

 

by Orana
12-12-08
Kill me now!!!
We're here!
Yay....
FUN TIME!!!
WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT

 

by Orana
12-12-08
Cmon BITCH, Show me what you got!!
Ok !
Hyaa!
Ungnh!
Life Lesson: Never underestimate the possibility of a nut shot!

 

by Orana
12-15-08
Hey, Jan
JESUS CHRIST TOM! Why are you covered in blood? We don't do surgery here!
Well Jan, as a practical joke, I stuck a firecracker in a man's ass. he came back the next day complaining of pain. It was too dark so i lit a match
I see... so what's the saw for?
FIREWOOD!!!

 

by Orana
12-16-08
WOAH! What happened?
You just crash landed here. You came out of that pod over yonder.
I wonder what my purpose here is?
He must have hit his head hard. his ship keeps telling him to destroy, but i wont let him know!
...
Your purpose is to help humans. Your name is..... GONKU!

 

by Orana
12-16-08
8 years later
Master Fro! I'm Ready for my quest!
Yes! Hey look, an eclipse!
Uhhhhhhhh..... RAOWARRRRR
Oh, no!
I will EAT your VAG!
...?

 

by Orana
12-16-08
Hey Look! I Sodomized a chicken!
Granny!
DIE!!!
Argggghh
MASTER!?!?

 

by Orana
12-16-08
Hey, have you seen Master Fro?
Yeah Gonku. He's dead. Some lizard monster killed him.
I shall avenge his death!
Are you resumig your quest?
For the Artifacts? HELL YEAH!!
Well the only plane that comes every 100 years just left.

 

by Orana
12-16-08
Translation: HEY, my name is Pi Pi(pronounced pee-pee)!
Aww man! It's way too cloudy!
Pi pi pi pi pi!
I'm a magic cloud. I can help you on your quest! you can ride me.
What are you?
Pi pi pi pi pi pi pi.
Unsure of translation. Either fuck me hard, or banana pie.
Sweet! Let's ride!
Pi pi

 

by Orana
12-17-08
Translation: Like It?.... you can suck my cock as thanks
WOW!
Pi pi pi pi
FINE! BE AN ASSHOLE!!!
Uh..... I cant.
PI PI PI PI
Okay! but be careful of freaks and perverts.
We should visit this city.
Pi pi pi pi pi pi

 

by Orana
12-17-08
Woah! This place is HUGE!
Did somone say HUGE?
Yeah, I did. Who are you?
I'm the one, the only, Orana!
Who?
Would you like to meet Walter? Thats my PENIS!

 

by Orana
12-17-08
Come back and pet Walter! ......He'll be back.
That guy was creepy!
Hey, kid would you like to see my Pi pi?
Only if I can sodomize your ass with a loaf of bread!

 

by Orana
12-17-08
Man, city people are strange! I'm going inside out of these creepy streets!
Can I help you, sir?
Yes, what food do you serve?
Cats
Okay I'll take two! And something red to drink.

 

by Orana
12-17-08
Hey there, are you new in town?
Munch Crunch..... Yes!
Well, my name's Bullshit!
Nice to meet you Bullshit! I'm Gonku!
Hey Gonku, have you ever seen a DRAGON'S BALLS?
No, but yours are hanging out!

 

by Orana
12-18-08
So if we find all of the dragon's balls and touch them we can make a wish?
Yeah
Hey, can I show you my Pi Pi?
Uh... sure?
It's over here!
He must want sex as a payment for helping me!

 

by Orana
12-18-08
It's up there!
Huh?
TRANSLTION: HEY DOWN THERE!!
PI PI PI
And I thought he wanted sex
Heyyyyy..... wanna pet Walter?

 

by Orana
12-18-08
AHHHH! YOU FREAK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PET WALTER! HE WANTS A FRIEND!!
Get away from her Orana! Or i'll kick your ass!
Ohhhh! It's you! Back for some Fun with Sodomy?
He won't bother you again! Are you okay, Bullshit?
Uhhhh.... right in the ass..... heheh!

 

by Orana
12-19-08
See what touching yourself got us into?

 

by Orana
12-30-08
Spare change?
Here.
Thanks!
Half a penny?! Who do you think you are, Jack Benney?

 

by Orana
1-06-09
Wrong Way
Let's bang, baby!
Ugh! PIG!!
Right Way
Let's make a baby!
Awww... such a sensitive gentleman! Let's go!

 

by Orana
1-06-09
Just beam me up Scotty. No questions.
*sigh*
Wha-
DIDN'T I SAY NO QUESTIONS? DON'T PATRONIZE ME!!! I'M THE VICTIM!!

 

by Orana
1-06-09
Wrooooarrrr!
Ahhhhh!
Mmmmmm!
Did I actually just eat a HUMAN?
Mooooo!

 

Hello Fellow comic makers! It is I, Orana!!! .... don't all applaud at once.
by Orana, 1-06-09

 

by Orana
1-06-09
Hello Fellow comic makers! It is I, Orana!!! .... don't all applaud at once.
Anyways, i decided that since my other comics sucked, i'd try some stand- up comedy.
And so without further aideu........

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