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by Parabola
9-17-06
A Day in the life of someone.
Lol, I think things should be alot easier in this world
Well, why don't you just blow up.
Uh, why are you always so mean?
Because I don't like your stupid face.
.........
I gave your sister AIDS.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Crime at it's peak.
Well, according to the crime scene...
I have come up with one final answer...
All work and no play makes Jack Nicholson a fucking PSYCHO! RUN AWAY THE OLD GRANNY IS IN THE BATH DANNY

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Yellow Bar.
Er, did you cause this explosion...?
*twitch* No sir.... :)
Are you sure... you look awful suspicious. I wouldn't want a criminal to get away or anything.
No.. I've just had *twitch* alot of coffee... annnnnnnnnnnnd fiiiiiiiiree isss gooooood....
.......
You suck.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
It's awful hard being a deer.
But I can't be sad when there's all this grass to eat.
!
NOT ANYMORE BITCH LOLOLOL BACON MAN GONNA KILL YOU

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Uh..
Yeah, I'm a kangaroo with a gun, WHATCHA GONNA DO 'BOUT IT?

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
I'm not talking to you anymore Freddy.
Yeah, well I'm not talking to you, so THERE.
I hate you so much.
Yeah, well I hate you more.
Lets have make up sex.
Yeah well, yeah.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Hey, what are you doing to my front door?
... Er
Are you trying to rob me?!
No, of course not ma'm. I was just inspecting the windows with my hammer.
Oh, well continue then.
Stupid ginger.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Wow, that tiger is ripping the hell out of that lady.
I cannot look at that disgusting sight!
......
Opening file...
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
C://documents and settings/jerry/MASTURBATION.jpg

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
I am the pencil! I am going to rub you out!
OH DEAR GOD NO!
Oh wait, I can't move because I have no legs.
Would you like me to come to you?

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Tekken 5 Survival Mode
You're the last boss?
Yus I am Xaioyu ^^ (>'.')>
So if I beat you then I win?
YUS ^_^
Up Up Down Down Left Left Right Right
DON'T USE THE CHEATS

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
At the resteraunt.
Good evening sir.
FUCK YOU. I'M A MAD POSTMAN AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH EVERYBODY!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I CAN'T HANDLE EVERYONE TREATING ME THE WAY THEY DO!!!
Table for one I'm guessing?
Yeah, with the padded seats.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
At Jesus's house.
So, any pointers?
......
Yeah, piss off alot of romans.
Thanks Jesus, this will help alot with me becoming the next chosen one.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
So, there was a fire in this classroom?
Yeah, it was a mighty big one too!
Gosh.
It's taken me three hours to put out by myself!
What is your hose connected to?
MY ASS

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
The Ultimate Showdown: The Pencil VS Bacon Man
HAHHAHA PUSSY
>:'(

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Hello? Anybody here? I'm trapped behind this line.
Hehehehe.
I can see you moron.
I passed go, COLLECT $200 DOLLAR
Yeah, well I won second place in the beauty pagent.
Wow, you kick ass at Battleships.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
What the hell is up with you?
I'm a rebel punk rocker.
At school I go and smoke in the girls room and go and tag on the walls and stuff.
Why?
Because.. I.. er.. punk.. SHUT UP.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
*gasp*
*dying*
:)

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Today on Seinfield...
We play another great episode where awesome stuff happens!
*dung a dung dung dun da dung*
God I love Seinfield.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Uh, are you here for the kids birthday party?
Yeah... show me the *moan* children.
Most of them are girls aged 9 to 12.
Too old.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
ohhhh.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
WHERES THE FIRE SIR?
What? There's no fire here..
YES THERE IS.
Who told you this?
MY ASS
Oh, right this way.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
KA KAWWWWWW

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Hey... Hey Lady...
Hey... Hey... lady...
DON'T TALK TO ME FREAK

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Well, would you like to tell me your sins?
No.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Well, I just feel like I'm alone in the world...
and you're the only one that's appreciating my existance.
No.
Are you even listening to me?

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
I need to write a poem about this.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
HOLY CRAP DID YOU JUST KILL SOMEONE?
No.
Oh okay.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Jurassic Park sucks.

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Hey Hey Hey, would you like me to perform a trick for you?
Yeah, sure, go ahead.
......
WOW

 

by Parabola
9-17-06
Woah dude, that gun is totally gnarly.
......
Uh.
YEAH I'M A KANGAROO, WHATCHA GONNA DO? SLAYER AINT GONNA SEND ME TO THE ANGEL OF DEATH BITCH

 

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by Parabola
9-18-06
Hey baby, wanna go out with me I have a 20inch penis.
Are you from X-Men?

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Now you listen here, "Bacon Man"
You can't just go around terrorizing people like you are.
I'm sorry, it wont happen again.
5 Minutes Later
AHHHHH
BAHHAHA YOU STUPID BITCH AHAHHAHAHA

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
My name is Goat and I would like some advice Jesus.
Shoot.
Well, when you I try to sit down on the toilet, I can't do it for some reason, can you tell me why?
Because you're a goat?

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
HEY, PULL MY FINGER
PULL IT
OH MY GOD
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Go away.

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
You leave my cat alone, you hear me funny guy?!
I'm gonna get you kitty cat, just you wait... Bunny man will get you.

 

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
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by Parabola
9-18-06
Wooooaah.
What'd we taaake maaan.
What? I was looking at that fat chicks ass. IT'S HUGE

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
So, all in all the horse plastic surgery costs $10,000
I don't have any money.
I'm serious.
HAHAHHAHA GOOD ONE

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
If you don't talk to me i'm going to hammer a nail into myself.
SEE? SEE WHAT I'm CAPABLE OF!!!
!
Hey man, Wilsons just waiting for Tim, he's going to show me his jet super powered lawn mower car boat.

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
So heres the machinery lab, this is where the magic happens.
Cool, this must be a great place to work!
....
So, can I get a job here?
I don't even work here.

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Sometimes random comic layout spits out the worst layout you can imagine.

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Hey Santa
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas.
Christmas is in 6 months.
WHAT?!

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Hey babe, you lookin' fine tonight.
You too hot stuff, rawr.
Show me those jugs baby baby ohhh yeah.
Okay, but first..
LET ME SHOW YOU MY PENIS

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Hey, are you trying to rob my house?!
I've caught you red handed!
Oh.
This is my house.

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
What are all those ambulances doing here?
Oh... I don't know..
It's not like I killed anyone or anything.
OH MY GOD YOU'RE AN ALIEN
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

 

FINALLY I'M SAFE IN MY HOUSE
DAMN, I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME
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by Parabola
9-18-06
Yo man, i really gotta pee, give me your key to the house.
Come on man! I'm gonna piss my pants!
I don't even know you, or live here.

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
......
Great place to play computer.
I GET LYK 20 PING ON COUNTERSTRIKE

 

by Parabola
9-18-06
Wha, what are you doing in my toilet?
:)
Oh.

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