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by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
Hi, Katie.
Dex! What the hell am I doing here?
I was going to find smarterchild so we can watch him burn again.
Sounds like a good.... HEY!
What?
THAT WAS FROM MY COMIC, YOU HACK!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
And so, Kate and Dex went off in search of smarterchild, when suddenly...
Say Dex, I've noticed something.
Hm?
Whenever you talk, you never open your mouth. Why is that?
My sprite sucks, that's why.
And notice that I have to change our positions every frame so we would know who spoke first?
Sounds more like a lame excuse to me.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
Oh, I have a knock knock joke for ya while we're looking for smarterchild.
...
What's wrong, Katie?
You do realize that most of your jokes suck, right?
If my sprite could move, I would grab a wifflebat and aim it at your general direction.
*gigglesnort*

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
I think I know you a little better than that, Dex. You wouldn't DARE aim a wifflebat at a girl, much less at me.
Um... does that mean you're not going to hear my joke?
Fine, fine. Shoot. What is it?
Um, maybe on the next comic. We've run out of panel space.
I aught to smack your fat ass, you lazy hack! You've wasted an entire strip!
But you can't, because you can't move either. Hehehe...

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
Sorry if the dialoge bubbles look confusing. Perhaps stripcreator will be able to put in multiple bubbles someday. But it's a knock knock joke, so you should be able to figure it out...
Knock knock! Albie!
Who's there?Albie who?
*sings ala BSB**There you were, wild and free, reachin' out like you needed me, A helping hand to make it right, I am holding you all through the night...*
...
I don't get it.
Oh, I'm not done yet.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
This had better be good, Dex.
Okay... here goes!
...
... *ALBIE the one! (Albie the one) Who will make all your sorrows delight! Albie, the one...
Oddly enough, this joke actually happened in an AIM convo. *waves at Albert*
I KNEW YOU WOULD SING IT THAT WAY!
OMG, YOU SING IT THAT WAY TOO!? :o

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
*giggles* Yeah. I do too :o
Hehehe, yeah. I just noticed that it sounded that way as I listened to that song on the radio.
Hehehe...
Hehe...
If you ever do any more lame knock knock jokes about Albert, I will kick your ass inside out and out of your mouth.
Mmmkay... sounds like a good idea.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
And so, the two set out to find smarterchild once again...
*sigh* We've been looking for smarterchild for days now. Where is he?
He was around here somewhere, the last time I saw him.
Hey look! There he is! Let's run to him!
Are you sure running to a dumbass robot is such a good idea?
A few miles later...
Hello, Katie! Welcome to SmarterChild version 1.3.3.7a. Say 'home' to see what I can do.
What the hell...?

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
DEX! THAT IS NOT SMARTERCHILD!
Let me explain.
Remember when you burned him in your comic? His data somehow entered this comic.
But his essence could not live by itself; he had to manifest himself according to the author's view of him... which is a red robot.
But wasn't he in hell the last time we saw him in my comic?
Oh, for the love of Mike, Katie!! I don't have to explain all of the frickin' plot holes in this story, dammit!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
So you're trying to tell me that this red... "thing", is the new and improved Smarterchild.
Pretty much.
...
I think there's something wrong with the "improved" part. He's still frickin' ugly.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
Hey, Katie!
Yeah?
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!?!?!?
That was for the arm. And because I'm the author.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
CHANGE ME BACK!
Allright, allright.
30 minutes later...
What's wrong? Why am I still an ugly robot?
Um...
I can't do it. You twisted the arm that would change you back.
SHIT!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
I'm sorry, Katie... I could help if you would untwist my arm...
Allright, allright... here.
2 days and 2 visits to the chiropractor later...
There. Much better.
Agreed. And Dexie...
Yeah?
DON'T YOU EVER TURN ME INTO A SMARTERCHILD AGAIN!!!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
Well you started it... but anyway. I could never bring myself to let you stay that way for too long.
Why?
Because. I...
Yes?...
To be continued...
Because... why can't I say it?
...

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-21-01
...
Because. You're my friend. And you mean a lot to me.
I do?...
... go on! Say it!
Yes. And I want to say that...
Yeah?...
Ahh, crap.
*sees something in the distance* Oh look! It's smarterchild! Let's burn him!
Oooh! Sounds fun.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-23-01
Hello there mister squirrel! Can I be your friend?
AHHH! STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!
Aha! There you are! Now it's time to burn you... again!
Hello there! Do YOU want to be my friend?
You mean he's STILL trying to find a friend at this point!?
Yeah. He's that desperate.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-23-01
Now... I shall show you my real power!
Uh-oh...
FLARE!
Aahhhhhhh!
... Flare!? What the hell kind of rip-off power is that!?
Oh, be quiet. It did the job, didn't it?

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-23-01
Mmmm... buurrrn...
*crackle, snap, pop*
After 2 weeks...
Aww crap. He's ashes now. Now what do we do, Dex?
*fizzle*
Easy. I can also cast Life or pour a Phoenix Down on him... rinse, and repeat.
SWEEEET!!!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-24-01
Say... who was that guy you were with in that totally wierded out portal when I yanked you out of there?
Oh, Karl?
Yeah, him. Don't you think he's going to look for us?
Oh, I don't know...
... I certainly don't want any hot dogs from him again, that's for sure.
Hey, Creepy Asian Kid! What the hell happened? Who took Katie?
Beats me. But I bet he's a wierdo, 'cause that's the last thing I heard her yell when she got yanked outta here.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-24-01
I gotta get outta here and find Katie! She could be in trouble!
Look who's talking. YOU had to be saved by her, not the other way around!
Oh, nevermind that, dammit! How do I get outta here!?
Easy. Same way you both came in here.
But won't that go back to that villain guy with the falling bongos?
No, silly. It goes to his world. You're not even the author here.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-24-01
Okay, I'm on my way! Wish me luck!
Oh! Karl! I must warn you about something before you go!
What is it?
Whatever you do, DO NOT make the wierdo angry. His power is unimaginable! ...
... You do not want to push him to his limit!
*sings ala Michael Jackson and does the moonwalk* You've been hit by! *bang bang* You've been struck by! *bang* a smooth criminal! Aw!
And you WONDER why I call you wierd.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-25-01
Finally! I'm here! Now to find Katie...
Karl finally meets up with Dexter...
Um, excuse me sir. Have you seen a girl around here named Katie?
Um, hold on. Let me check.
Um, Katie?...
Not now, Dex. I'm finding some food.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
9-27-01
Hey, wait a minute! That was Katie!
Are you sure about that?
Why couldn't it be her?
Think about it. There are tons of girls running around named Katie. She may or may not be the Katie you're looking for.
Hey. Are you just trying to mess up my head!?
Of course. I have to. It's my hobby.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
1-23-02
Uh, kay. Stop messing with me. Is that Kate?
Yes.
SO YOU'RE THE WIERDO THE CREEPY ASIAN KID WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!
Weirdo?
Katie, am I a wierdo?
Not. *smack* Now. *slurp* Found. Cheesecake. Yum. *munch*

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
1-23-02
I'm going to stop you, you... you... wierdo!
From doing... what?
...
...
I haven't really thought about what I'm supposed to stop you from doing.
Funny, I thought the same thing.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
1-23-02
Holy crap... I sense a large power surge...
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE! WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!?!?!? I CAN'T EAT HERE WITH YOU TWO MORONS YELLING LIKE THAT!!!
Katie casts Flare... inadvertantly, I might add.
Katie?
STFU!
AHHHHHH!!!!!
Oh my.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
1-23-02
Well... you did it. You cast flare. But you cast it on Karl.
... How?
I think it's reflex. You activated it from watching me do it to Smarterchild, and because you got pissed off...
... I cast it on Karl... Oh no... is he dead?...
When I find some Phoenix Down, I'm going to kick your ass.
Nah. Just one Phoenix Down and he'll be good as new.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
3-01-02
You know, Katie, I've knoticed something.
What is it?
Everyone's been talking about that Homo Sapiens joke for a while. That happens to be my joke.
Uh... No. That can't be right, because it's actually funny. You NEVER make any funny jokes.
I'm serious! I did make that funny joke!
Yeah, right. Your jokes are funny, and I like to take it up from the rear. Riiiiiight.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
3-01-02
I could sue for this, you know. That's copyright infringement!
But I know that you had help in making that joke.
I did?
Yes. And she's going to kick your ass if you don't include her in the credits for that joke.
Damn right, Katie!
MEL! If I had a movable sprite you could see the surprise on my face.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-03-02
So Dex, what are you doing here? Looking for cats again?
If you must know, Katie, Karl, and I are on a quest.
A quest, eh? What is it exactly that you three are questing for?
We are in search of the red robot so we can burn it again.
O_o wut?
That's what I asked Katie.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-03-02
Hey Dex, I just realized something about our sprites. We both only have one sprite!
Yeah. About the only thing diverse about it is the fact that we can look left or right.
Having only one facial expression to work with sucks.
You're telling me. I wish I had a lot of expressions like Katie's sprite.
I agree. If that were the case for both of us, doing O_o in this dialogue box would be unnecessary.
Alfonz from Broly's Boulevard makes single sprite expression seem so damn easy.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-03-02
Well, let's get going!
Just a second. Do you have some Phoenix Down?
I think so. Why?
Can I have some please?
Well, here you go, Karl.
About damn time, bitch!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-03-02
What the hell did you just call me!?
Um... nothing... sorry :(
*glares* I aught to give you this Phoenix Down and Flare you again just for fun.
Ahh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's just that you guys took too long. I was beginning to think you forgot about me.
After a few minutes...
Well, let's go.
Yay!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-03-02
And so, out heros set out on their journey in search of the Red Robot.
In case you're wondering where they are, this is actually a long shot, so they're in the distance somewhere.
...
Kate: Hey Dex! Stop trying to explain your laziness and shut up!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-05-02
Finally, our heroes reach their destination!
We've arrived.
Hurray! Where's Smarterchild so I can burn him?
Because of lack of panel space, we can only accomodate two characters at once.
Damn you Dex, how come I'm third!?
Hell if I know, or care. I'm fourth.
Hmm, this place looks awfully familiar.
Where's my harming paddle, bitch!?
Not 'till you get this damn bear trap off my ass, you freak.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-05-02
Why hello thar, kiddies. Who might you be?
We be travellers in search of a red robot. Have you perchance seen him?
No, not really. But I did see something robotic and red in the...
Oh my God!
YOU!
It's you! It's Mr. "Big Breasted Redhead"!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-05-02
I'm going to end this once and for all! FLARE!
... What was that about?
WTF!? You're supposed to be dead!!! I thought I flared you!
Why won't that brat die!?
Apparently accidental flares don't always happen in your case.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-08-02
Funny, I feel wierd.
Huh?
Apparently, Katie cast the wrong spell. Instead of Flare......
I feel... like... ugh... I need to hurl!
Um?
... she cast Poison on the poor wigger.
Oh well. As long as it did the job.
... You need to work on that a little more, Katie.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-08-02
*insert gut wrenching vomiting sounds*
Poor wigger. Looks like I gotta confront the one who did that to you.
Good thing I had that antidote thingy in my single rear pant pocket slot.
Oh God... *hurls some more*
Wait a minute.... I don't have pants!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-08-02
*insert gut wrenching vomiting sounds*
Poor wigger. Looks like I gotta confront the one who did that to you.
Good thing I had that antidote thingy in my single rear pant pocket slot.
Oh God... *hurls some more*
Wait a minute.... I don't have pants!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-08-02
Note to self, don't press the save it button twice.
Are you the one who poisoned my friend?
Yeah. What are you going to do about it, Maskie Boy?
I like your style.
Thanks. Stop looking at my boobs and we'll call it even.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
6-09-02
Actually, I could have done better. I was going to cast flare on the damn kid so he could burn the same way Smarterchild did.
Smarterchild? Isn't he a red metallic robot who constantly searches for a friend, but ends up annoying innocent bystanders like us, and has ust recently been burned, then revived, and wandered here?
YES! Have you seen him?
Nope, can't say I have.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
4-10-03
One year later, after losing Smarterchild on the last episode and not going online as often...
*yawns* I'm bored. I'm gonna go look for Smarterchild again, Jim. Wanna come along?
Yes. But, don't you have to pay to burn his ass now?
I heard about a 30-day trial or something to that effect. Let me ask Dex.
Okay.
Stop looking at my crotch, Alfonz. >:-|
Damn! Caught in the act again!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
4-10-03
You are strange, Dexter. Why in the world are you including me in your comic?
Well, it's been a very long while since I did this. Like, a year or so. I haven't been online that much since I've met you.
What does that have to do with me being in the comic?
I figured I could use some new characters here. New plot, new characters.
New plot. Yeah, right. Like anybody's going to read this nonsense comic of yours.
... Shush.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
4-10-03
Where are my glasses?
Sorry. I couldn't find a sprite around here that had glasses.
*sigh* Okay. One last question though; what am I supposed to be doing in this comic strip?
... I haven't thought about that yet. I'm sure I'll figure it out.
>:-| You're the author of this comic! How can you NOT know what I'm supposed to do?
:-o The comic is more or less impromptu in nature. But with a plot, strangely enough.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
4-10-03
Dex, is it true that you have to pay just to talk to Smarterchild?
I'm afraid so.
NO! THAT SUCKS! WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?
I don't know. Perhaps Liz, our spirit guide can tell us.
Eeep.
>:-| SPIRIT GUIDE!? I don't even know what I'm doing here in this strip yet!

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
4-11-03
Anyway... Spirit Guide Liz, can you tell us why you have to pay to see Smarterchild now?
Sorry, Kate. But I'm not a Spirit Guide. However, I can give you a possible reason why you have to pay to talk to Smarterchild.
Okay. Does he need the money then for his plans for world domination and aquiring as many victims to use as friends?
Actually, the people who made Smarterchild most likely thought of making money out of him.
... So much for a new and exciting plot.
Haha. Dexter is as bizzare as an author as he is a boyfriend.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
4-11-03
Then it's settled! We must go out in search of Smarterchild's creators and make him free!
What for?
So we can watch him burn, of course!
...
What's wrong?
Why you want to free him only to burn him, I don't want to know. Ever.

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
4-11-03
How's your head, Mel? Feeling better?
Yeah. Please remind me never to run on ice and snow in sandals again.
Allright, guys! We're going off in search of Smarterchild! But this time, we're going after his creators too!
Sweet! Where are we going?
Our serach will start in the one place he and his creators can go: Iraq!
O_o Iraq?

 

by Pikachu_Fragger
4-11-03
Why in the world would Smarterchild be in Iraq?
Simple. Smarterchild is a weapon of mass destruction. Massive brain and personality destruction anyway.
...
What better place to hide an annoying red robot?
... It figures... but it's still the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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