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by Randomsnark
12-04-03
Hi.
Hello? Are you OK?
Hey, are you alright over there? Do you talk?
Do you read?

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
Today on the news, a man puts a nail in his head afer recieving a hammer for christmas.
Soccer moms will sue about anything -_-
There is a recall on Hammers, and soccer moms have started suing sears for selling these murderous devices.
In other news, Rockstar games has released Manhunt, a very naughy game that will soon get them sued again. Thankfully, sears has nothing to do with this.

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
Tonight on Channel 3 news, Rockstar's newest game, a Hammer incident, and my very small paycheck.
That's right Sarah, also we will be looking at our boss, and what a mean jerk he is.
In other news, john has been fired for unknown reasons. I will be doing the report on our boss now.
Please Standby until we hire another host.

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
Didn't I already walk away from you?
Meh... I remember telling you to go away...
Oh... why are you standing here in the park?
To laugh at idiots like you who try to talk to me. I'm going home.
This mean guy at the park kept telling me to shut up...
Don't worry about it, people can be mean, just ignore him...

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
15... 5'9''... Yellow hair...
15... 5'6''... orange hair...
Let's meet in the park...
Sounds good, see you at 6:30 in the park.
6:30 PM...
where could this kid be? I guess this dude's waiting for someone too, oh well...
where is that guy?

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
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stupid american
whatever

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
I wish I had a friend
I'm a magical squirrel! I can make all your dreams come true!
Either I need mental help, or that squirrel just said something...
chikoo!
I really need to sleep more and lay off the Penny-Arcade comics...
But I will make you strong!

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
I need new pajamas
Come with me, There are plenty of nuts to go around... (note to self: get a new catch phrase)
I know what to do with this squirrel!
I'll be leaving now... don't hurt me!
I lose more squirrels that way.

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
And now: A Comic full of Squirrels!
Chikoo! Chikoo Chikoo?
Chik Chik Chikoooo!
Chick...oo?
Chick....OO!
Found you. now, you have magic?

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
You know what's the best comics?
What?
8-bit Theatre.
Oh...
Then why are we here? Why don't we go look at them?
OK!

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
Why I hate newbies
Stupid Newb!
How do I talk?
...You'd have to jump to hit me. Stupid N00b
Tell me how to jump or I'll kick yo ass!
You press quit, stupid newbie.
Hi sonny, how do I quit this game?

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
Here's the work, do it.
I dont know how to do this...
Read your outline. this is how you learn in college.
This isn't college.
If you dont like it go to the guidance office and get taken out of... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
I hate you.

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
You want the money... you need the money...
You need to break into the bank and take it all.
This is why people rob from banks. Evil Squirrels. We should sue them instead of Rockstar games.
Sure! better use this hammer...
And give me a 50/50 cut

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
This mirror sucks.
.skcus rorrim sihT
I've never seen a mirror this bad.
a nees revem ev'I dab siht rorrim
This mirror is the worst mirror I've ever seen myself in
Well why dont you try copying everything I see. I've been lots of people in my lifetime, and believe me, you're one of the better looking ones

 

by Randomsnark
12-04-03
Snowmen are the lucky ones...
Why can't I get any snow gear when it gets cold?
Because I'm the one wearing the scarf.
Is that all?
You're the main character of the comics, you're not allowed to change.
The main problem here is the fact that I just had a conversation with a snowman...
You can't have my scarf. Ha!

 

by Randomsnark
12-05-03
This kid can rant... and rant... and rant...
This guy came up to me today and said that if he said anything I'd probably go off and rant for hours...
How could some stranger on the street just come up to you and say you're going to rant about something, they don't even know me. That's crap!
and rant... and rant... and rant... and rant...
I mean come on, I don't rant, do I? Don't answer that, I probably do, but still, a stranger shouldnt come off the street and just say it to you...
The nerve of these people, just walking up to strangers and telling them they're going to go off ranting about it, I'm definitely not the type of person who would do something like that...
and rant.
I did it again, didn't I?
Just read the sign.

 

by Randomsnark
12-05-03
I'm the main character of this comic, so I'm always facing the same direction, and sometimes I wonder what happens behind my back...
Nevermind, I'm good with facing the same way.
Why me?

 

by Randomsnark
12-05-03
Today on Channel 3 news, A man tried to carjack a policeman. Also, my nipples are very small. Here's Jim on the field
And could you tell us why you attempted to break into a police vehicle?
IT'S MY CAR DAMNIT THAT GUY STOLE IT FROM ME
it was worth a shot...

 

by Randomsnark
12-05-03
Don't believe what they say. Eat yellow snow, it's Lemon flavor!
I'm just stupid enough to believe that
So go eat some yellow snow.
ok!
Do I look yellow?
I'm color blind

 

by Randomsnark
12-05-03
I'm bored...
I don't have any friends to go hang out with...
I'll go to www.stripcreator.com and make some comics!
Then I'll tell more people about this site...
the end!
god I have no life...

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
I got a C on my report card!
That's nice, have a cookie
I did all this fucking work and all I get is a damned cookie?
She must have gotten that C by sucking the teacher's dick
so?

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
Have you seen my monkey?
No, can't say I have
Nowhere? Where could he be...
I thought that was a banana!

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
You cheat!!!
No, I didnt cheat.
Monkey feces is NOT valid money in Monopoly!

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
People who make webcomics have no life...
You know what else doesn't have a life?
Dead people.

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
Dude, I have been talking to a squirrel... Help me please...
He can't hear you, you're under my control. Now go steal a car. If anyone asks, it was GTA's fault.
...riight...

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
Now everyone remember. No matter what you do, it is always a video game's fault.
Blame everything on Rockstar Games and Grand Theft Auto. Nobody has to know that you're that retarded...
Listen to me, blame everything on Rockstar! Prove you're not retarded!
But then, if they DID do that, would prove they're retarded for obeying a squirrel...
You're late.
Ok, let's start now. AAAAAAAAAAAND WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
Today on Channel 3 news... Rockstar games has been sued again, my nipples are hard, and it's snowing in the northwest around philadelphia
That's right jim, and since we have nothing better to do, We're going to keep going on and on about the snow all day and night.
Wasn't the news supposed to put me on an hour ago?
I guess I need to have another victin before they notice me

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
That's my 28th comic...
28 comics in 3 days, Wow I have no life...
And you think I have a life?
I wont have one for too long...
Compared to some people, I have a life.
But to most I don't. And I don't care either.

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
Hi, this is Randomsnark. I can make these 2 do anything!
I'll play a song!
I only do it because you're my friend
Hammer your heads!
Jump in a trashcan!
Poor Kerrek... he is so easy to control...

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
Yesterday Random made us hammer ourselves...
Today we get revenge.
Hello... Random...
What's the hammers for?
They're for you...

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
Renren tried to warn him...
Kerrek, you don't have a space suit on...
hold on I'm busy [AFK]
And tried and tried...
But kerrek, they have anal probes!
[AFK]
then let him find out for himself.
Back. what'd I miss?
Prepare to be probed.

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
My new comic is done! Oh great, now Renren hates me...
No matter what I do I always finish having someone hating me...
I deserve this.

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
Hi kerrek, how's the comics coming along?
Good, you should meet my friend EnixPSIkid.
I looked at his comics, cool! I wonder what he's like offline...
I don't think that's a good thing to wonder...
Aw crap, not again...
I've never had any of them come back...

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
I could make millions of comics saying why I hate lots of little things, so here's something easy for you to remember. "I hate everything because I hate it, don't ask why or I hate you.
why?

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
Renting a trashcan. That reminds me, I'm hungry.
Greetings, sir. Would you be interested in purchasing some aged Gouda cheese?
I still dont know how much rent is for this thing...
Is it shiny?
No, I can assure you it's not shiny.
Continued in Kerrek's Comics
Then why the hell are you trying to sell me it?

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
Back to the Drawing Board... If he can find it.
Hey! the drawing board moved!
A letter from my mom... She wants me to live with her... The trashcan is shinier!
Dude, you ok?
Continued in Kerrek's Comics
Shiny trashcan!
Whatever...

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
Is this a threat?
You have 2 more frames to get back on the storyline or else.
Shiny shiny shiny
Now I can see why you wouldn't want to spend too much time on topic with him...
Continued in Kerrek's Comics
I had to go back on topic, I got threatened... It's all yours!

 

by Randomsnark
12-06-03
...shit
Well, that was refreshing... but we still have the same character.

 

by Randomsnark
12-08-03
what, you thought that the title meant nothing?

 

by Randomsnark
12-08-03
We still have the same character, we really need to fix that...
Can we blame it on the space-time stuff that's been messing up?
No, we can't. My mom wouldn't like it...
That's what I look like? I need a new shirt...
We could use it to play pranks on her...

 

by Randomsnark
12-08-03
That's... Different... uh...
What's wrong with it? Is it my hair?
...right, the hair...yeah...
You think I'm fat, don't you?

 

by Randomsnark
12-08-03
Where did he go?
Hopefully to find a weight loss system...
I love you hamburger, I really do...
Oh god...

 

by Randomsnark
12-08-03
Later, after the other guy left, Random went on the computer...
Lose 20 pounds in 10 days! Click Here For more info
I should click, but I feel like eating more...
Thank you for clicking you fatass, now go eat some more, there ain't no way you're getting skinny
Tell me something I didn't know. Mmm hamburger
Error 404: Web address not found.
Now I can grab a hamburger and make more comics.

 

by Randomsnark
12-08-03
In the end, Random went on to make comics. He made lots of them. He also got much fatter, and can no longer fit in one frame.
The end of a sad story? I think not. Random finally got a change in life. He got more food, and made people laugh with his comics.
But today he made a mistake. One that may cost him his life...
He put me in one of his comics.
Let this be a reminder. Don't eat more than 3 hamburgers a day. And don't make more than 7 comics a day, You may make someone mad.
You feelin' lucky punk?
Go ahead, but wait until I finish this hamburger.

 

by Randomsnark
12-08-03
That's my 7th comic today! Woohoo!
7 comics in 1 day... that reminds me...
I have no life!
Hey buddy, that can be arranged.
How the hell did you get in my bedroom?
uh...

 

by Randomsnark
12-08-03
A comic by sarah
Kitty ?!
COME BACK KITTY !!!
I thought you loved me !

 

by Randomsnark
12-09-03
don't kill The goats!
?!
Don't eat goats!
some one kill me Please!
Goats are your friends!
Ok, Dont kill me Kill him. He's crazy!!

 

by Randomsnark
12-09-03
Hey dude give me your food !
I'm a pig .. I dont got any food... Back up
but I know you have money to buy me food
your right but does it look like im going to spend it on a squirrel?
Maybe... You love me .. I'll treat you good. you'll forget your wife
WAIT.... I don't have a wife!

 

by Randomsnark
12-09-03
...Right...

 

by Randomsnark
12-15-03
I'm running out of ideas for new comics...
Then stop making them.
I can't stop, I just have to keep making more and more...
And that is why I make fun of kids like you offline...
But online I can make fun of you...
Damn...

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