All comics by SirIndianALot

 

by SirIndianALot
10-03-03
Hey Sir-Bad-Ass-Cowboy-Sometimes...
Yes, Sir Stripe-On-Left-Pant-Leg?
In Germany there once was a Starvation. People got so hungry they cut off genitals and ate them!
Uhh so did they like make hotdogs and stuff?
Yeah! They even plumped when you cooked em'!
mmmm... Ball Park...

 

by SirIndianALot
10-03-03
...So in conclusion, it is not possible to break a time space continuum with a waffle iron.
(sighs) Some days you may as well be talking to the forest itself.
What was that? You want me to shoot you?

 

by SirIndianALot
10-03-03
There is a party in King Dlaba's Court today, and much is abound.
Sir Coughs-a-Lot! So GLAD to have you here!
(coughs) Its (coughs) an (coughs) honor (coughs) to (coughs) be (coughs) here (hack hack fwabl)
Sir Admires-Fine-Cattle, what ARE you doing?
Oh I'm just viewing and admiring the finesse of your bovine collection.
Hmm.. I assume THIS is Sir Dying-From-SARS...
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! HELP ME!!!

 

by SirIndianALot
10-05-03
Hey grandpa come check this song out!
Its called "Face of Melinda" by Opeth.
Oh GOD! TURN IT DOWN! ITS TOO LOUD!
What the hell are you talking about? Its acoustic!
Oh yeah.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-07-03
On the road...
Hey BITCH! YOU WANNA RACE?!?!11!3224234
Fo SHO NEEZY DEEZY!^101010101
*Races*
*Races*
OMGWTF LMAO
UVE BEEN NISSAN SENTRA'D LOLOLOL

 

by SirIndianALot
10-07-03
I lack friends
Youre gay
OMG LOLO That was sooooo funny!!!!1 loofah
My uterus is cold

 

by SirIndianALot
10-07-03
You know that tired feeling you get around 5 PM?
No....
Neither do I.
Take me now.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-07-03
Man those CapriSun commercials are soooooo cool!
Why the hell would anyone wanna be "Liquid Cool?"
Hell if I know... Here lemme show you how I can become liquid cool!
Media hypes are gay. Shut up, you fucking monkey.
I don't think I did it right...
Let's make love.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-07-03
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
What the hell is this? LOLapallooza?
LOL

 

by SirIndianALot
10-08-03
So... We're squirrels.
Yep.
You know what'd be pretty gnar?
If monkeys could flick people off?
Thay already do! You live near Henrico High, I thought you'd know.
LMAO

 

by SirIndianALot
10-08-03
Have you heard that Dimmu Borgir CD yet?
You mean Puritanical Misanthropic Euphoria?
LOL no it's Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia.
Sounds like an STD from buttsex.
What the hell are you doing?

 

by SirIndianALot
10-08-03
ToK class is stupid.
Imagine you are in a tiny spaceship with a headlight. Now let's go into the cell!
...The cell eats anything that comes into it, like protein and hormones...
LOL and tiny spaceships...
LMAO

 

by SirIndianALot
10-09-03
School is finally out in IngeHingeDinge, U.K.
Yeah so what are you doing this summer?
I don't know, I looked through the paper, and I got a internship in Bolivia.
Really? What are you going to do?
Hmm...
And so it begins...
Well, it says I get to work for some birds, if you know what I mean....
Lucky bastard, haha. Have fun!

 

by SirIndianALot
10-09-03
Well, son... Me and your mother will miss you.. But it will be a learning experience. You're becoming a man now.
Yea dad.
Well.. son.. (Sniffs) I'll miss you!
Word.
And so our hero sets out on his quest to become a uhhh.... man.
Yea that's right bitch. This is my burger.
Bye dad.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-09-03
Our Hero arrives at the airport.
Ok, let me check your bags...
Uhh sure...
OK, now I need to do a body search...
?!?!?!?
OK, now bend over

 

by SirIndianALot
10-09-03
OK lets say this plane isnt falling apart.
Excuse me ma'am, can you tell that guy right there to stop giving himself fellatio?
Its really nasty.
Note to self: never fly on Djibouti Air EVER again.
Shut up you coach class freak, shut the hell up and eat your peanuts!

 

by SirIndianALot
10-09-03
OK lets say this plane isnt falling apart.
Excuse me, Ma'am, can I have some peanuts?
I'm really hungry.
Sure.
Can you also tell that guy right there to stop giving himself fellatio?
I hate my job.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-09-03
Our hero arrives in Asswi-Pe, Bolivia!
Uhh allright. I'm finally here. I guess I'll go find a place to stay.
Ok... the addess says: "6782 Firmon street"...
He soon learns this is a bad, bad country.
Donde esta 6782 Firmon street?
Quieres sexo?

 

by SirIndianALot
10-09-03
Finally, our hero finds help in a friendly neighborhood matador.
Heeres your room, Senor.
Gracias, D.
De nada.
Upon finding his place to stay, he soon realized how much ass Bolivia sucked.
Note to self: Bolivia sucks.
I AM FLY-MAN!!!!!1

 

by SirIndianALot
10-09-03
His first day on the job.
All right! Show me those birds!!
Right this way, sir.
Drumroll please...
And here's your boss!
HUZZAH!
Oh fuck.
SQUAK SQUAK

 

by SirIndianALot
10-09-03
Well at least it's a small bird...
Squawk
Oops I'm sorry, thats not your boss. Your boss is over there.
Okies >;)
Holy disappointment, Batman!
Oh God.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

by SirIndianALot
10-10-03
What the hell do I do? What am I supposed to do?
OBEY!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WTF.
Ok.... I guess I better go learn bird-ian...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

by SirIndianALot
10-10-03
Studying bird-ian...
OK... Lets see... uhh... Hmm....
Almost there...
Uhhh... Ehhhh...
He learned Bird-ian!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fag.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-10-03
From now on, all bird-ian speech will be translated to English.
Ok, I learned birdian... What is my first task?
Clean my shit
Uhh what shit?
The one right here hahahahah!
Great... I'm covered in shit.
hehehehehehe

 

by SirIndianALot
10-10-03
After cleaning the shit off...
(Sighs) Ok, what now...
Try to bite a plant pot
What...?
OBEY!!
hehehehehehehe

 

by SirIndianALot
10-10-03
So, after a long and painstaking 3 months, its time to go home.
It's about fucking time. I hate this God-damn country.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
He says goodbye to his boss...
Ok, I'm leaving now. Bye.
SQUAWK! FUCK YOU! SQUAWK!
And to his matador friend...
Peace out, G.
Word.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-10-03
And the flight back...
Please...
And the airport...
Not again...
Time for a body cavity search heh heh heh...
HOME at last.
Uhh hey Dad.
Hurray you're finally back. I've got something important to tell you...

 

by SirIndianALot
10-10-03
You remember when I told you your mom was some bird I picked up on the streets in London, right?
How would I forget?
She's in the bedroom right now, waiting to meet you!
Why do I have a bad feeling about this...
THE END
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-14-03
Today is national talk like a pirate day! Show your school spirit!
ARRRRR!!!
No.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-14-03
SPEAKA SPANISH SPEAKA SPANISH
ERROR ERROR ERROR
*explodes*
LOLZA

 

by SirIndianALot
10-19-03
Oh how original, a comic where I'm talking to myself.
Man those comics where people talk to themselves...
They're fuckin stupid.
I agree. Let's kill them.
Woo hoo!! RYAN HECKLER!
Idiot.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-20-03
What do you think of abortions?
Eh.. I dunno, I don't care much for it.
Haha imagine an anti-abortion commercial
Haha yeah it would show the operation being performed...
And the girl would say "LEGGO MY EGGO!"
LMAO

 

by SirIndianALot
10-22-03
BANG BANG BANG I JUST WANT SEX
My inner sex hound wants sex...
But its chained to a fence... The fence of my panties.
*Farts*
LMFAO

 

by SirIndianALot
10-24-03
Now for a Texas-Sized frat
BRAAAAAAAP!!1
What on EARTH is that smell...

 

by SirIndianALot
10-24-03
In math class, Satan himself taught us about advanced linear programming. He was finishing his lesson when suddenly...
And in conclusion, here is the "punchline".
WTF? IM THE PUNCHLINE!!
ILL CUT YOU BITCH!!
To really understand this one go to: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=169987
LOLZA

 

by SirIndianALot
10-27-03
...And that's the end of this lecture on forensics. Does anyone have any questions?
Yes, I have one.
What is it?
Forensic entomology....
Are you going to tell us what we need to know or do we have to force it out of you?
*BZZZ BZZZ*

 

by SirIndianALot
10-27-03
Listen buddy this is your last chance... Don't make me call the "SWAT" team, if you catch my drift.
*BZZZ BZZZ*
OK you asked for it! *Swats*
*BZZZ!!*
Oops... LMAO

 

by SirIndianALot
10-28-03
One evening...
Mmmmm... damn baby you look so fine..
Thinking of you makes me hotttt.... Oh! my fan just turned on!
I'm gonna plug in my USB, if you catch my drift...l
Take me now!!
The next morning...
So how was he last night?
Ugh... I expected a good hard drive but all I got was a 3 and a half inch floppy :(

 

by SirIndianALot
10-29-03
O yeah! Its my birthday!
No it's not.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-29-03
\m/_('O')_\m/
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You have lightbulbs for nipples.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-29-03
Is there mayonnaise and shit on my burger?
Naw, no mayonnaise.
Eat shit and die.
Oh, all righty then.

 

by SirIndianALot
10-30-03
So I says, "Them kickflip backside tailslides ain't gonna slide themselves!"
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by SirIndianALot
11-10-03
Presenting the all new game show, "GUESS WHERE MY FINGER'S BEEN"!!
1337!
And heeeeeeeeeeeres your host, Aaron "I'm a dirty Jew" Fiiiiiiiiiiine!!
Mazel Tov, Muthafuckazzzz!
1337!
Let's introduce our contestants!
1337!

 

by SirIndianALot
11-10-03
...And heres today's contestants! Here's John! How are you??
I'm doin allright, you dirty Jew you.
Introducing Edward! How are you?
I'm FABULOUS!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
And heres "Hwi", Korea's favorite fashion designer!
EEEE HAWW!!

 

by SirIndianALot
11-10-03
...And this is Johnny, who will put his fingers in random places!
Helllllllooooooooooo!
OK John, you're up! WHERE HAS HIS FINGER BEEN?
*Sniffs* Hmm...
Score: John-1 Edward-0 Hwi-0
Thats Edward's ASS! Haha I'd know that smell anywhere!
You win the prize! Oh I'm SUCH a Jew.

 

by SirIndianALot
11-10-03
OK Edward! You're up!
UP IN DIS BITCH
WHERES IT BEEN?
Hmmmm......
How the fuck did that happen...
THATS MY CUNT!!
It sure is!

 

by SirIndianALot
11-10-03
OK HWI! MMM I gotta say you look stupendous today!
Thanks a Million, you silly Jew!
WHERES IT BEEN?
Hmm....
Since you got one question wrong, you win an all expenses paid trip to HELL!
Is it from Jew pie?
Oops! No I'm sorry. Tell him the penalty, Johnny!

 

by SirIndianALot
11-10-03
Hey... Whats Ryan Hechler doing here?
Oh shit.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeees OUT!
FUCKAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Haha goodbye, you crazy Korean.

 

by SirIndianALot
11-10-03
Score: John-1 Edward-1
OK! Now the only contestants left are John and Edward!
Thats right, Aaron!
You're going down you silly Swede!
Aaron's got ghetto booty...
Score: Edward-1 John-0
But instead of going on to the next round, we're gonna kill John for being such a gay douche fucker!
WTF mates?

 

by SirIndianALot
11-10-03
Well, goodbye, John!
Ummm bye.
YOUR TIME IS NOW.
Oh poopies.
Heeeeeeeees outta there!
Who are you?
LMFAO

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