All comics by Tman

 

by Tman
6-04-04
You know whats great about being a guy!
The beer, The girls and....
PIE!

 

by Tman
6-06-04
You've been looking at that book for six days now. What's the big deal?
Thanks! I'll know that in the future.
If you say that one more time i'll....
Sigh!

 

by Tman
6-07-04
Say Coop could you tell Kiva to shut up.
Sure!
I think she's getting on my nerves.
Shut up! You're annoying uhhh..... his thoughts.

 

by Tman
6-07-04
Hey! Are you doing something tonight?
No!
Ring Ring!
Hold on that's the phone.
Awww man!
Oh! Hi derek this is your friend and do you have anything going on tonight?

 

by Tman
6-07-04
You know I've been dreaming about a great speech for years and I need some help and fast.
Sure!
Oh no!
how about four scores and seven years ago our great fathers started a great world of the idiots.
But you're know help so see ya later loser

 

by Tman
6-07-04
I can't I'm on level four of Gut smashers unanumas.
Say aren't you gonna be rocking with some band tonight?
I'll take grim to talk with you.
WHo's Grim?
Ohhhhh that's grim....

 

by Tman
6-07-04
Sure! Help me with my speech.
Hey! Need some help for I'm captain dorkus.
I can't bear to look.
Hang on I'll show my true idenity.
Never in your life sport.
Donkey Kong eat with a fork. Donkey Kong you're eat some pork.

 

by Tman
6-07-04
Sure! Bring it on.
All right I'm bruce all powerful and listen your on an assignment.
A gumball sir?
You go to the drug store and get me a gumball.
Later at jail
Right!
Errrrrrrrr! You're not suposed to steal the gumball. Geez!

 

by Tman
6-07-04
I was just two years old and now on the phone.
I went stripcreator and that's where I'm home.
But I if told Baby! We really aren't alone.
Super television and lot's -O- fun that's how we get it done!
I wasn't....
Aloneeeeee! Oh oh oh ohhhhhh........

 

by Tman
6-07-04
I'm not alone... I'm with my invisible friend Bob.
Ohhhhhh are you alone.
Don't make me bob!
Ohhhhh bring him on!
I should have worned him that bob was a wrestler for the WWE.

 

by Tman
6-07-04
Well they took me out because I couldn't be a good chicken.
So I heard your running away!
I've been always puzzled at the seats around here/
Yeah! What about them.
There a little small.

 

by Tman
6-07-04
Hey Clango where are we?
Planet Earth!
Say what stinks here?
I don't know
The stink is literaly a big fart...
But I like it

 

by Tman
6-07-04
All right, I'll get a pick ax and well dig all the way out with spoons.
Well what do you think?
Have you changed your hair style?

 

by Tman
6-07-04
Welcome to Burger King. How may I help you?
When I want something!
I want it now!
I take the Garfield comics seriously!

 

by Tman
6-07-04
Why you little!
Hello Mr. Butch want some cookies?
Errrrrrrrrrrrr!
YIKES!
If that's the way I have to get girls scouts away then it's good enough for me.

 

by Tman
6-07-04
Hey! How do I blend in with the others?
Just use your thumb and just say "What's Happening!"
But what is I don't have thumbs.
Face it! Your not anything to those whimpy americans.
Say! I feel more hairy!
You got it!

 

by Tman
6-07-04
What?
Butch?
Oh sure blame it on me. What's next tornados....
There's a sea monster after you!
Oh sure! HURRICANES AND THUNDERSTORMS AND ALL THAT..

 

by Tman
6-07-04
What are you doing?
I'm writing down your faults.
Humiliation why did it have to humliation...
You made me a sandwitch
And that's classified as a fault.
Sure is!

 

by Tman
6-07-04
Hey! Fault's guy you had better give me three reasons why I should take your faults.
1. You're dumb
2. You're an idiot
No way!
And 3. You had a girlfriend and I saw you kissing.

 

by Tman
6-07-04
Hey I need help doing a big speech Tyler could you help?
I think that I can think of something.
How about I like cookies and there nice.
You're one cool idiot!

 

by Tman
6-07-04
All right so how do we get out
I don't know it's a hard situation.
Humm.. Something Smells Warm!
That's your skin!

 

by Tman
6-08-04
Say Butch?
Yeah!
Should I use the nails or the knife to cut my annoying brother?
I'd recommend the nails.
But Don't use your nails in a bad and not affective order.

 

by Tman
6-08-04
So how's kicking evil going?
Quite good!
What happenend to M.E.G.A.S?
My robot is now blowing up the universe and Regis is taking overthe universe.
WOW! YOU'VE GOT SOME BUTT!
I went to burger king and squished him with my butt. How would you kill someone who is only 2 feet tall?

 

by Tman
6-08-04
Hummmm.... Intresting!
Hey! I got a new knife.
I said a knife! Scilence pathetic human!

 

by Tman
6-08-04
Say! Clango how's life for you?
It's going fine!
Have you tried opening up and expressing how you are?
The first five minutes I see someone they runaway.
Don't be sad! I hate it when girls hate me even though the Peanut Butter thing didn't turn out well.
No! Becuase Girls hate me just like Peanut Butter and Jelly.

 

by Tman
6-08-04
Have you tried going to church?
No!
It's quite fun
Ahhhhhhh!
But they have Jesus.
ok!

 

by Tman
6-08-04
Tae Kwon Doe!
What are you doing?
I shall kill you!
O.K!
Later after the fight..
I will not be evenged!
You lose!

 

by Tman
6-08-04
Hello and Welcome back to the Price is Right! Were with our first contestant. He's from Idaho and He's Clango!
Hi mom!
All you have to do is answer one question and you win a lot of money!
My brain can figure it out!
Later at home...
SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB!
I hate it when a superhero cries!

 

by Tman
6-08-04
What is it dorky?
Humm.... Butch Butch Butch... Ah-ha! Here it is!
Yeah! What about it!
Did you steal cable?
DUH! O.K!
I'm taking you to an atforie figure.

 

by Tman
6-08-04
You know what I think.
What?
That we are being watched by hundereds of people.
Humm.... Do they like us?
Let's findout!
OK!

 

by Tman
6-08-04
WOW! The're bueatiful!
Just like the golden age of David Lettermen.
Don't tell me what to do.
What I'm just standing here.
Geez! Everyone's a critic.
I'll say!

 

by Tman
6-08-04
So welcome all to saturday extreme and I'm Butch and our first topic tonight is girls. We brought a friend from our studios to show us what she looks like!
Wow folks It's very butiful indeed!
Psst! Can I talk to you for a minute.
I can see what you mean!
This bikini hurts badly!

 

by Tman
6-08-04
So how are we going to take over the world?
Were going to steal lots of things!
Hummm... When should we attack!
Now!
Let's kick some narly ass!

 

by Tman
6-08-04
Hello there our top story tonight is about two boys!
They killed four cops and some people from the navy.
Nobody can stop them!

 

by Tman
6-09-04
Wow! These humans are cute.
There called girls.
Oh, I knew that!
Then what are those thingys?
butts

 

by Tman
6-09-04
Hey! Voters the time has came for you to make your ulimete comics ever.
What do you mean?
It's the grand maximum comic cup and people there's a date held every monday. So mark them down!
ALL RIGHT!
Can't a squirrel get an expersion.

 

by Tman
6-09-04
What is it sir?
That boy Coop has the prototype M.E.G.A.S! On planet earth!
So..... How do we stop them and M.E.G.A.S?
I say we destroy the whole thing and besides what's that guy doing right now!!
Later at earth...
All they give you is a hot dog with no ketchup. What's with that?
I don't know what's more worse a hot dog with no ketchup or you wearing tight pants.

 

by Tman
6-09-04
Sir a meteor heading for us!
Ah! We're gonna crash!
Activate Time Warp!
Coop! It's you we're got to talk about you robot!
Sure!

 

by Tman
6-09-04
Jamie! Glork is taking over Earth where's M.E.G.A.S?
Ohhhhh! M.E.G.A.S!
Yeah so where is it?
Weirdist thing?
You what!
I sold it to a car dealership.

 

by Tman
12-10-04
COMON! I NEED TO DONATE FOR THE RED CROSS!
YOU DO!
SEE IF I CARE!
REALLY!
THAT TIE LOOKS LIKE ONE!
OK!

 

by Tman
12-10-04
here's a letter from my dad
oh i thought you didn't!
you think he well like my presents?
maybe!
later...
he hates me!
ohh...

 

by Tman
12-13-04
i love my ds!
you've been playing it for 5 years
Yeah!
There's more to life than video games
YOU'RE BAD!
I KNOW

 

by Tman
12-13-04
DO YOU KNOW THAT GUY WHO HATES DS'S!
YEAH!
HE'S GOING TO JAIL!
WHAT NINTENDO?
{SIGH!} YOU NEVER WE'RE THE GREATEST MAN FOR ME
WHAT?

 

by Tman
12-13-04
me too
I've got a problem
my tru love went away
what is it?
what?
ugh!

 

by Tman
12-16-04
I love iraq!
Hello! Welcome to Iraq!
I am so happy for you, sir!
you are?
Trust me it's what all mexicans do.

 

by Tman
12-16-04
DO YOU LIKE ME?
NO....
DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING A DELL!
I DON'T WANT A DELL!
THAN DIE!
OK OK!

 

by Tman
12-16-04
aw crap, you just took down one of my ships!
yeah!
I'm gonna get a snack!
ok!
LATER...
you shouldn't have opened the freezer for an ice cream.

 

by Tman
12-16-04
HELLO MARIO!
HI!
CAN WE TALK!
SURE, WHAT IS IT ABOUT?
YOU'RE TAXES!
NOOOOOOO!

 

by Tman
12-16-04
COOP! DO YOU THINK THAT THE GUY IN THE CAR DEALERSHIP WELL LET YOU GO!
SURE!
YOU JUST GO AND I'LL CHECK OUT THE LADIES
YOU ALWAYS CHECK THEM OUT!
YOU'RE RIGHT!

 

by Tman
12-16-04
AHHH! THE SMELL OF THIS WORLD DESTROIED.
SIR! THIS IS JUST A DREAM!
I KNOW THAT!
WAKE UP!
COMON! EARTH LOOKS COOL AND DESERTIED

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