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by Wooshi
11-05-03
So, your like a cat, or whatever?
Meow
MAGIC...YO!!!!
So, your like a human/cat thing now...or whatever?
Yeah.

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
You can stay with my if you want? Its cool.
Sure. Its either that, or the bus station.
At Brian's place.
So you wanna have sex?
Okay...whats sex?

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
So she's living with you now?
yeah, its great. I get all the sex I want, when ever I want.
But she's not really human, she's a cat.
Yeah, but she has human parts.
I hate you

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
And he doesn't care that she's a cat, as long as she has human parts.
So he only cares that she has a pussy? LOLOLOLOL SORRY I COULDN'T HELP IT!
So, I've heard a lot about you.

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
Dude, did you have sex with my kitty?
yeah, so?
Robots can have sex?

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
And In other news, sex with animals and robots has been on the rise, all because of this guy.
hey

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
Hey, are having sex with other people behind my back?
Yeah, is that bad?
Yes it is. I mean your my cat, you should have sex with me.
Actually I followed you home. I'm not really your cat.
This comic sucks anus.
Yes it does. Lets fuck.

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
Hey it's me, Wooshi.
Your not Wooshi. Wooshi has blond hair and wears that funky suit.
Actually I finally got that thing off. It was this bubble thing I had to wear cuz I had a "condition." The Bubble thing made me look how I did.
Well, I'm still skeptical. Prove to me that your Wooshi.

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
Dude, I just can't get used to your new look.
Why, whats wrong with my look?
Well, its just you have blue skin. Can you transport and stick to walls like Nightcrawler?
Look's who talking Metal head. Do you have a metal Skeleton and Claws?
Yes.
oh...

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
WOOSHI, WITH THE POWER TO TRASPORT AND STICK TO WALLS!!!!
Das, I'll have sex with anything.
ROBO, HAS A METAL SKELETON AND CLAWS!!!!
Look at me dance!
KITTY, WITH THE POWER OF LICKING ANY PART OF HER BODY!!!!
and any part of your body too!

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
Hey, weres your friend? The other asian girl.
She's having sex with this human/cat thing.
Now we are on the moon.
Yeah, whats up with that?
Everyone thinks we are gonna have sex, but I won't stoop that low.
Son of a Bitch, I wanted a piece of that ass too.

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
We need to get into that bulding. Use your warp powers to get us in there.
okay.
All right, were in. So now what?
Your the one with the Claws. Im getting the fuck outta here.
Shit.

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
So are gonna fight or something?
Im a ninja.
I figured that. Do I have to fight you in order to get to your master.
Im a ninja.
...
Im a ninja.

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
HA, I broke into your high security base. I destroyed your minons. NOW, WHO WANTS SOME?!?!?!?!?
okay, what the fuck man?
I KNOW YOUR A NINJA. TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!!!!
I'm a ninja.

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
Whats the matter. Why you give me no sex?
Im angry at you. I mean, I am one of the Lex-Men, but I wasn't in the Lex-Men Comic.
Thats, cuz your power sucks. You wouldn't have been able to help us.
No my power is to lick, and I could have helped you...somehow.
If you "help" me now, i'll put you in a comic about how you are angry at me for not putting you in a comic.
okay.

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
Sure, why not?

 

by Wooshi
11-05-03
Haben Sie das neue Megaman Spiel schon gespielt?
Warum ja, tatsächlich ich es kaufte.
Warum sind wir Sprechen deutsch?
Ich weiß nicht, sein Ihr komisches.
Mein Löffel ist zu grossem.
Ich bin eine Banane.

 

by Wooshi
11-06-03
Can I at least see Kitty. I need to talk to her. I think I made her mad.
OH YOU CAN SEE KHIETY IF GIVE ME 9 DORRAH.
Nine what now? I can't understand your accent.
I NEED NINE DORRAH TO SEE KHIETY!!!!!
NINE DORRAH!! NINE DORRAH!!
what the hell is going on out there?

 

by Wooshi
11-07-03
Hey, thanks for letting me spend the night.
Hey, no problem. But I have to ask, what were you doing all night?
Masturbating on your face.

 

by Wooshi
11-07-03
I need some way to get back at Wooshi.
I hate wooshi as well. Maybe I can help you?
Well I only have one question.
Yes?

 

by Wooshi
11-07-03
So how are we going to get back at Wooshi?
Well, we wait till he falls asleep then...*whisper*
Later that day!
Finally I'm home. Im so tired. Im going to go to bed. But im going to use that other bed thats right off panel.
Wooshi is over there --->
HEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHE

 

by Wooshi
11-07-03
You know, Maka and Robo where here the other day.
DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!!

 

by Wooshi
11-07-03
So... are we going to...
SHHH, I'm thinking.
Hey this side of the room has a wall too. Well isn't that funny.

 

by Wooshi
11-07-03
Look, we haven't had sex in a long time. And I think we should cuz I think Maka is gonna try to do bad things again.
I don't know. I think i'm sick or something. My lady parts are bleeding
Ummm...I got to go.
I think you should stay. I'm really worried.
This is bad.

 

by Wooshi
11-07-03
Dude you just left her there, thats not nice at all. I mean thats a really bad way to treat you cat.
She's on the Rag. I'm not going anywhere near that thing.
Aren't you worried that she might think that she is going to die or something?
Ahh, she find something to help her.
Boy I sure wish that some new character would come along and tell me why my pokey hole has blood coming outta it.
Hi, I'm a new character. You appear to be on your period.

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
So your like a new character or something.
Well you should know, this is your comic.
Yeah, so your like a girl. Do you have any powers? And whats your name.
Yes, I can blow things up with my mind, and the name is Clover.
Wow, that was shameless.
Thats what happens when you introduce a new character.

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
What?
You named the Blond girl "Clover"?
Yeah, so?
I would hit you if this comic maker let me.

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
You have read my comic, right?
Yes I have.
So then you have to know that I will have had sex with everything. So we should just get it out of the way, and let me touch your boobies right now.
Okay
HAHA, DIDNT SEE THAT COMING. DID YA!!!!

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
You can't have sex with Clover. You guys are girls and don't have the right parts.
Well you see we........ *Whisper*
Where did Robo go?
Said something about the bathroom.

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
Dude, did you have sex with my Kitty?
Yeah, so?
Ladies can have sex?

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
I'M ONLY IN 2 COMICS, AND THEN YOU RIP ME OFF!!!!!!!
Whoa, where have you been?
DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!
:)

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
OMG THIS IS HORRIBLE. *cry cry*
What is it?
Wooshi was killed.
OH DEAR GOD. WHY??????
Here's the money. Nice doing business.

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
So this is heaven.
yep.
Do I get to met God now, and he can tell me the meaning of life?
Sure, why the hell not. HAHAHAHAH GET IT? WHY THE "HELL"

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
No.

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
Anyways...here God.
Holy...
Hey aren't you Wooshi. What the HELL are you doing here. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Just send me to Hell now.

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
Wow, this is hell. I thought it was a lot more...warm.
Yeah, I said that Bush would be president...if hell froze over.
Haha, your pretty cool for being the spawn of evil and all.
Oh, God just got pissed cuz her stupid "see you in Hell" joke didn't work on me. So she started spreading around rumors.
So, like you want to go get a beer or something?
Beer is for pussies, lets go do some meth.

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
In all seriousness it is not your time to die.
Really? Hell is cool but I don't want to stay here.
Just try living here, anyways you need to return to earth, cuz if you dont some bad shit is gonna go down.
Like what?
I can't say exactly. But it has something to do with Martha Stewert getting political power...LOTS OF IT!!!
OH SHIT, I HAVE TO GET BACK!!!!

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
Okay, to return to the living you need to bring a soul to replace your own. Otherwise there will be a hole where your soul was suppost to be.
How do I do that?
You should posess a body and use it to kill someone so there soul can come here.
Okay. I'm going to do it...but for some reason there won't be a panel showing that.
Back on earth
You only have 4 hours to kill someone, so don't play around in that body.
I'm Woo...Clover, im ambiguos about my sexuallity.

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
Boy, I sure hope Wooshi was able to kill someone. His time is almost up.
Let me guess. You spent the enitre time touching yourself.
Yeah.
This is why we give you guys another chance.
I did more than just Touch myself...

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
Killing Kitty is out of the question. I mean if she is dead who am I going to have sex with?
Hi Clover, you look like Wooshi today.
I can't kill Robo. He owes me like 20 bucks, and I need that money.
So... I think i'm gonna go...STOP STARING AT ME!!!!
Bingo
Now that Wooshi is gone, I can Have teh secks with all the ladies. AND THE COMIC WILL BE ABOUT ME!!!!!!

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
You said if I come here, we will have teh secks. So...LETS GET TO IT.
Sure, just step closer...over that landmine looking thing...
OUCH
HAHA, I DID IT. And with two hours to spare. Time to go touch myself somemore.

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
So this is hell, you must be Satan. You look like a fag. Hell sucks.
Oh is that so?
Yeah, where is the Fire and Brimstone? The like demon things that poke you in the ass?
That can be arraged.
Crap, can we go back to the sidewalk. I don't like this.
No the "Fag" thinks you should have a pitchfork jammed up your ass.

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
OMG WOOSHI, YOUR BACK FROM THE DEAD...BUT HOW!!!!!
Well, lets just say I have a HUGE penis.
WHAT?

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
Being killed and having been brought back from the dead really gave me some insight into the world. So now I introduce my new comic, The Very Odd Couple.
One is a robot, and one is the lord of the underworld.
Watch as the hilarity unfolds!!!
Did you know that the smurf's were Nazi's?
Of course. Who didn't?

 

by Wooshi
11-08-03
I'm so glad your bad from the dead. I think we should celebrate...but how?
We should have a threesome with you, me and Clover.
I would, but we can only place 2 people in a strip. Looks like your out of luck.
hmmm... I'VE GOT IT!!!!
This is from Wooshi's point of veiw.
Well, Wooshi, looks like you figured it out.
Yeah, lets get to the humping!!!

 

by Wooshi
11-12-03
Okay, you were right. It did fit.

 

by Wooshi
11-12-03
Kitty, I can't hold it back. There is something I need to tell you and if I don't I would never be able to see you again.
What is it Wooshi?
MILK MILK LEMONAID, ROUND THE BACK WERE FUDGE IS MADE!!!!!!
wait...what?
HAHA HAHH ALO LO LOLOAOH LHAOLHHALHAO AOHL AOHAL AHO AHLHAOHL HAOAHO
I don't get it.

 

by Wooshi
11-18-03
Crap, this is the third week someone has attacked my Garbage cans. I need to come up with someway to stop this.
NEXT WEEK...YO
Hey are you the guy who has been messing up the garbage cans?
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
I'm not gonna do anything. But my friend Wooshi has a sniper rifle pointed at your head from that building over there. So I would suggest that you do nothing.

 

by Wooshi
11-18-03
its night time...YO
:(

 

by Wooshi
11-18-03
Up in Heaven!
My Lord, Wooshi has killed another person.
Well, you know what this means.
Umm, no.
This means that he can become our new Grim Reaper. Cuz well we all know about the other guy.
Did you drink all the Milk?
Go to Hell, fuck-nut.

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