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by aleion
12-06-03
So this is supposed to be a comic?
what an idiot
Why doesn't he just cut me down and get over with it
I Am Bored....I going to my mommey
what a prat.....Just hope the next comic is funny

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Well.....You've all be gathered here for one reason...money....I mean fun
Money????What is he talking about this is a free RPG, and he just cut me down i wasn't invited
So lets get right into it...You're a cynical tree...who lives in and underwater world with a monkey
If i'm a tree how do i grow underwater....?
Random Battle Event
OMG it has an axe!!!

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Continued
I Am A Random Batlle BOW DOWN!!!
Ok....How do i use an attack GM?! Read My thoughts
Luckly the GM has mind-reading powers...
You just think your attack and roll a 2d10 dice
Ok....Easy enough
Um....I'm Waiting....You're supposed to kill me, get small amounts of xp and repeat thosands of times during the game
I use spinning pine attack...thats a 2d10....DAMN I GOT A 1!!!

 

by aleion
12-06-03
How the Hell did we get here?And What happened to the RPG
Well....Plot Devolpment...every once in a while you have to see me....Creates love for characters
Am i a character???
Ask The Audiance....Get a phone...and use 50:50 to find out
Makes sense to me

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Nooooo He got a one GOODBYE!!!!!
Hey GM how much DMG did i do???
You did .1 DMG, and he got a 0 on his save...mostly because I stole the dice from him
Ok.....Well what do i do now???
Mini-Quests
Hum.....Why not just do the main quest...???(ANSWER NEXT TIME)

 

by aleion
12-06-03
The Store(Only Store in the RPG)
Hey, This is the store...You Looking for a mini-quest?
I can buy mini-quests....I was just looking for a potion
*Uses force*You want a mini-quest
I'm a tree, mind tricks don't work on me you fool
Never Happened
Interesting....I'll just take all the Gil out of the register....And my potion....Well this worked out

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Another Jump To Reality
Ok Time for a break you want a soda?
Sure what you got
You want Dr Pepper Or Mr Pibb(NO DOTS...WHY????)
Interesting...I'll take a Mr Pepper Combanation
Here Ya Go
I can't drink soda....

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Still Reality
Hey I was just wondering....Do you have any friends besides me?
Um....
I mean you live in a CAVE...what do you do in your spare time
Fourms....Just Fourms
*NERD*

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Tree Decided to do the main quest(idiot), and is now trying to beat the robo-factory
Hey This is a secure area, can i see some I.D
Yea....The Names Christmas, Christmas Tree
Good Enough for me
That was Easy and the GM said the main quest would be hard...
Random Battle
My Name Is Neo...I am a Mini-Boss
O crap...

 

by aleion
12-06-03
*kicks Tree
This Might Hurt
The POWER....It's Flowing from the Bulbs!!!HELP!!!
That Worked....
*victory music*
I love Finaly Fantasy Victory Music

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Ok, can u explain what the hell just happened...I only control the game i don't understand it
Sure....Firstly he hit my light bulbs which carry and electric current
Uh-Huh
and he got electrified....And then...
he disapeared, because um....i dunno why

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Ok...That makes sense
Ok....How do you live in a cave when it's snowing out???
My Computer keeps me warm at night...and during the day i have internet chats to make me say LOL a lot
Ok.....I'm going home for a trip i'll be back next strip
Random Battle Event
WTF this is real world....God Hates Me...

 

by aleion
12-06-03
WTF was up with that last strip and who the hel was the indian girl
She's my niece who's words just happened to fit into what you were doing...
What about the random battle event???
God
I knew it

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Last Time...Neo was defeated....and then we explained it for 5 comics
Now to the Boss
Boss Battle
MUHAHAHHAH I work for God....And I gave you the real world battle event
It was you?!Now it's personal
Lets fight
May Satan's Power be with me....

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Continued From Neo's Defeat
Now To The boss..
Boss Battle
Muhahahah I work for God, and I was the one who sent you the Random Battle Event in Real World
IT WAS YOU?!Now its personal
Lets fight
May Satan's power be with me...

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Hey its me the Tree...I here to say...
That I Aleion am sry for messing up the last comic twice....
And I am to lazy to fix it again
Lazy Tree

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Wow Satan is real...and i'm channeling his power
O crap
Wait a second I am an athiest
*victory music*
thats one way to beat and angel....another is Adam/Eve

 

by aleion
12-06-03
This strip is dedicated to Dogbert
Your the worst GM ever
-_-'
i won the game in ten minutes...and i even got soda...
How about i start a new one called:Star Wars Galaxies
If you put it that way....your the best GM ever

 

by aleion
12-06-03
Inside Mount Doo
Hey my name is Quinn, and i am keeper of the one ring, inside Mount Doom
While Sauren sleeps i protect and use the one ring....This is my story
I'm telling you this from my crowed cell.....
Hey....Come Closer

 

by aleion
12-07-03
I was in a cayon, looking for the hobits who stole the ring years earlier
This is where i found a blue jellybeen
I'm not a jellybean....
I hadn't eaten in days so....
Don't look at me like that

 

by aleion
12-07-03
I'll just be going now....
Come Back Here JELLYBEAN!!!
I'm gone, back home with me
So I followed the little moursol only to be lead into an infinte void
Where the hell are we
Maybe it was a left at the starbucks....

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Meanwhile Back In the Cave
Ok, If you live in a cave how do you get an internet connection?
Well first i have to connect the TC/IP cord up to the emulator, then you have to load the ROM, internet advanced, then....
Why did I ever ask...?
I praise the Gods of internet(Bill Gates) and hopefully I get a connection
Normal people just call cable companies....But you way is unique

 

by aleion
12-07-03
We spent 1000's of years in that infinte void...we learned much about eachother. That was until the second day in the void when i at him...When I finnally got out the year was 2003
Welcome to McDonalds how can I help you?
I'd like the One Ring if you have it.
Ok one happy meal it is.
WTF is a happy meal
3 Minutes later when he gets his happy meal...
Thank you...Come Again
Lets see whats in this bag....Rat meat....Cow Turds....OMG its the one ring

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Just to clarify the one ring Quinn got was a plastic toy....Thank You
Wait a second theres something wrong with this ring...
Its plastic you idiot
How did you read my taughts????
The Power of Ms. Pac-Man
Ms. Who???
Where is this guy from?

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Hey Everyone I'm looking for a guy named Mr. Pac-Man
I know that guy...He sits on a bench...and wheres a yellow shirt
Thanks for the information
Your name Mr. Pac-Man
Why can't people just leave me alone...

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Continued....
You ruined 3 years of my life....Prepare to die
What a midget is gonna try to beat me up?
Flying Nimbo Attack!
I hope this doesn't hurt
He'll not be moving for a long time
I'm Ms. Pac-Man not Mr.

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Hey, what happened to you?
Well this midget just came over here...
Uh-Huh
And she thaught i was Mr.Pac-Man so she beat me uo
Maybe i should feel guilty I did tell the midget girl...Or not....Yea i'm going with laughing at him
I hope whoever told her feels guilty

 

by aleion
12-07-03
So what did you do in your spare time until i cut you down?
Well most of the time I just shead pinecones....i'm alergic to them
If your alergic to pinecones then how are you a tree?
God...Just God

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Days Later....
Hey I'm looking for the one ring....You know where i could find it?
The one what???
The One Ring....To Rule them all...?
O that ring....Some hobits just went by....they went to the right
I just sent him to New York...You think he'll mind?
Not a moment to lose

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Where the hell am I?
Your In the Center man....Come with me
As Quinn Follows him they end up at...
How the Hell did we get here???
Man...I can tell you don't belong here....Drink this
Ok.....
Cya Man

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Back At Mount Doom...After the time portal
I'm back....i'm gonna take a walk, timetravel hurts your legs
OMG its a hobit
Hello there, my name's Frodo Bagins...I'm here to put the ring into mount doom...For allowing me through i'll give you a drink
Works with me
Good Luck in the future

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Its pretty cold in here....Did you turn the heat off?
If by heat you mean fire and by off you mean dose then yes
Well can you make another one?....Its getting really cold
Where the hell do you want me to get wood
Fi....Fi...Fine then i'll just use the theory that whatever you think is real to heat me up.
Can you even here yourself talking?

 

by aleion
12-07-03
With the Ring destroyed Quinn had no life goals...What will he do next?
With the Ring destroyed I have no life goals...What will I do next?
You could work for me
YOU?!
I love nice guys...
So Quinn follows Tia back to her store...
Ok
*wink*

 

by aleion
12-07-03
You work in a warehouse?
You have a probalm with that sweety?
No.....What do you want me to do
I need training for street fights....your my mentor
Um......Right
You better be better then that christmas tree....

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Before Quinn Met Tia....
I'm going for a walk
Random Battle Event
Hey you there...Wanna fight me?
That was random...How did i get in the sky....and what is with this lady
Ok Lets fight
Not this again...DAMN YOU GOD

 

by aleion
12-07-03
How the hell did we get here
In a normal Random Battle Event you goto a completly different place to fight...then you appear back when the battle is over
Makes sense to me
*Judo Thunder Kick*
O crap....

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Ha the defense worked again
Not Quite....You should've used Energizer Batteries....Durcel lasts 20 seconds shorter
Damn that sale at wall-mart
So.....Why didn't you die....i did hit you
Um....Pinecone Defense???

 

by aleion
12-07-03
What happened to tree....?
OMG A JELLYBEAN!!!
Why can't anyone get it right, i'm a______
I'm gonna eat you
Not again.....If your reading this HELP ME!!!JELLYBEANS HAVE RIGHTS!!!!

 

by aleion
12-07-03
*panting* caught you....now i gonna eat you
JELLYBEAN RIGHTS!!!!!
that tasted good....WTF!!!
One Ring To Rule Them All, One Ring To Find Them, One Ring To Bring Them All, And in the darkness....
Bind Them.....Who Are you???

 

by aleion
12-07-03
I'm GM...Who are you?
My name is Sauren....I am the ruler of Mordor
So what do YOU do in your spare time?
LOTR fourms
O....i've seen you before is your Screen Name I_Lost_the_ring
unfortunatly yes...

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Ello
Where am I?
StoneHedge
And you are???
Harry Potter, Age 34

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Fan Mail
Today on TreeRPG we're going to read fanmail
This ones from Zegonsn
Dear aleion, Your comics are sometimes funny....i like the jellybean BRING HIM BACK AGAIN
Let me reply to that in this way
Dear zegonsn, NO MORE JELLYBEAN, but thanks for your support signed your lord and master, Aleion

 

by aleion
12-07-03
So....how do you get an internet connection in here anywayz...
I'm glad you asked
Uh-Huh
First i connect the TC/IP cable to the VMModem, then i connect the AOL 9.0 FIRE version....
Then I praise satan...and my connection useually comes on

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Have you ever gotten fan-mail?
No....But this one time i got a PM saying
Need more money in your life....Don't have time to get a job?Work From home now...
I got that same one.....
Wow...Small Mountain

 

by aleion
12-07-03
This is a Singing Strip
Isn't it strange
feels like i'm looking in the mirror
This is a Singing Strip
I think i'm a clone now,
theres always 2 of me just hanging around
This is a Singing Strip
I guess you could say
I'm Really besides myself

 

by aleion
12-07-03
That last strip....was really strange..
Not to me it wasn't, I saw that on a website http://www.flashplayer.com/music/ithinkimaclonenow.html
ok.....anywayz how is life as an evil guy with no mission in life?
I dunno....that one eye keeps me company enough....You have no clue what i've seen*wink*
Ok now your creepin a bit...
They were huge........

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Wait a second do i know you?
Yes...You are the one who told that girl I was Mr. Pac-Man
Yea....About that
I shall now doom you to an eturnal hell
We're already in hell
DAMN

 

by aleion
12-07-03
I found a Jellybean rooming around my eye.....Do you want to see him before we put him 2 death, I.E eat him
Sure, why not
Follow me
He's right through that door

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Before We go into the next strip i'd like to read some fanmail
Here's one from ISPY_4
Dear aleion, your comics are ok....and different...please continue to make them throught your very short life
I'd like to answer to this in this fashion
Dear ISPY_4, Thank you for enjoying my comics....but i have to ask are you trying to kill me "Short life"? Signed your lord and master, aleion

 

by aleion
12-07-03
Hello, Hello
Arg...Who mayb you be?
the names tree, christmas tree.
My name is Fighter+Hat
Good For you...
I'll be joining you to goto the store in the next strip....just you wait

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