alkoholik's comics : stripcreator

bilal and korfeg 1

by alkoholik
12-22-03


	whoa, where are we


	were in strip creator


	whats that


	you know the juices that came out of your moms cunt


	ya


	this is that place

bilal and korfeg 2

by alkoholik
12-22-03


	hey guess what


	what


	if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer?


	really?


	try it out


	oh god does this mean i have cancer

what?!

by alkoholik
12-22-03


	korfeg whats wrong?


	oh bilal its terrible


	i was cutting vegetables and i cut off something i shouldnt have


	you mean your....


	yes my umbilical cord!

bilal and korfeg 4

by alkoholik
12-22-03


	what ya thinking?


	i was wondering what it meant by illegitamate


	is that like a kid that isnt supposed to be born or something


	thats what i thought


	...


	ive always thought that i was a mistake because i shouldnt have been as cute....

bilal and korfeg 5

by alkoholik
12-23-03


	korfeg, what are you doing?


	sssh....im pretending


	what are you pretending?


	that im a robot


	well you dont seem to be doing much


	thats what it looks like when robots jack off

bilal and korfeg 6

by alkoholik
12-23-03


	why are you so happy


	havent you heard??


	what are you talking about?


	i won the prize!!


	what prize


	oh, nevermind im NOT allowed in veronicas secret anymore

bilal and korfeg 7

by alkoholik
12-23-03


	dont you mean victorias secret?


	victorias secret?


	ya the bra store


	oh well then you have nothing to worry about


	what do you mean 'I dont?'


	ya, because veronicas secret is a tampon outlet, the people at victorias secret will never know that your a pervert

bilal and korfeg 8

by alkoholik
12-23-03


	but you still never told me what i have to do with anything


	thats because the letter was for you


	what were you doing looking through my mail


	well when i got caught i used your name because i look too much like a terrorist


	....


	smart, arent i?

Bibal and Korfeg #9

by alkoholik
12-23-03


	What are you thinking about Korfeg?


	Last night...


	What about it?


	Im not sure if i should of ate that hamburger...


	Why?


	I think i started to devolop breasts..

bilal and korfeg 10

by alkoholik
12-23-03


	breasts? how can you tell


	i was feeling for testicular cancer and i felt bumps, just face it, have breasts


	that doesnt mean you have breasts


	what else can it be, i mean, i know what breasts are


	how do know that thats where breasts are


	because i touched yours one night while you were sleeping on a dare

bilal and korfeg 11

by alkoholik
12-24-03


	why do you keep doing that?


	doing what?


	hammering nails in your head


	ya thats probably what it looks like


	im actually listening to emo

bilal and korfeg 12

by alkoholik
12-28-03


	how drunk are you?


	well lets see, your not attractive yet


	what?!


	no no thats not right


	ill say its not


	ya your usually alot cuter by now

bilal and korfeg 13

by alkoholik
12-28-03


	kuzin never makes these


	i know, he made one out of like five million


	but you cant hold it against him


	why??


	oh ok, i get it, the anal warts

bilal and korfeg 14

by alkoholik
12-28-03


	what ya got?


	a letter from robb


	he can spell now?


	no no its from his mom, she said he misses us


	thats a surprise


	ya especially after the picture of your penis i mailed in our last letter

bilal and korfeg 15

by alkoholik
12-29-03


	i see you got a new job


	ya im building a barn


	oh does it pay well


	not really


	that sucks


	what else sucks is that laxative i put in your coffee this morning

bilal and korfeg 16

by alkoholik
12-29-03


	whats this letter here, its for you


	whats it say


	its from the government, it says due to recent threats from terrorists, all arabian looking people have to go on "vacation".....wow thats pretty cool bilal


	ah shit


	and then it goes on saying that your a fag

bilal and korfeg 17

by alkoholik
12-29-03


	wheres bilal?? oh yeah the government took him away for being arabian


	....well i guess i can do it....


	heeeeeeee! oh jesus its funny again

bilal and korfeg 18

by alkoholik
12-29-03


	man this sure is boring


	i miss bilal, i hope hes having fun at summer camp


	i wonder how ants fuck...

bilal and korfeg 19

by alkoholik
12-30-03


	Bilal! Your Back!


	...


	Why arent you talking Bilal


	I hate you


	So how was your trip..?

bilal and korfeg 20

by alkoholik
12-30-03


	they took off all our cloths and searched us for plutonium


	thats silly, they couldnt find an entire planet on one person


	well what happened while i was gone


	well i stood here, i changed bodily positions, stuck a nail in my head, pretty boring shit


	you didnt masterbate while i was gone, did you?


	oh its ok i used your bed so i didnt dirty any of my blankets

diving inter....shit

by alkoholik
12-30-03


	hey man what are you doin here


	i figure id come hang out with the earth buddies for a little bit


	i didnt think you could stay here without exploding or something


	nah, i got my cootie shot


	those things are real


	ya they werent around for too long tho, why else did you think mary was a virgin?

bilal and korfeg 21

by alkoholik
12-30-03


	what the fuck was that?


	robb is a moron and forgets that hes on this name and makes comics for his real name


	hes such a fukin loser


	ya i cant believe he stayed along after we left without him at the mall the one time


	that was me you cocksucker


	oh yeah....hehe fag

bilal and korfeg 22

by alkoholik
12-30-03


	what the fuck...


	grrrrg


	korfeg whats that thing?


	grrrrg


	korfeg...


	dick

bilal and korfeg 23

by alkoholik
12-30-03


	what was that robot thing


	oh thats chuck, hes my friend


	well...where did he come from


	i dont know, he just showed up one day and kept saying 'dick'...i thought it was funny so i gave him a diet pepsi


	but robots dont drink pepsi


	oh nevermind i poured out the pepsi and fucked the bottle...my bad

bilal and korfeg 24

by alkoholik
1-06-04


	are you a robot again?


	no im a space fighter


	why arent you out fighting in some war


	...


	im a liberal

bilal and korfeg 25

by alkoholik
1-06-04


	you're doing it again


	doing what?


	hammering nails in your head


	no, i swear i was framed


	then why is there a nail in your head, and a hammer in your hand, and nails in your other hand


	hey, it worked for OJ

bilal and korfeg 26

by alkoholik
1-06-04


	you know, theres only so much you can say with only two characters


	ssh, im reading something


	how hard could it be to read a letter


	what are you talking about??


	you were just reading a letter


	nah, im fucking your mom

Bilal and Korfeg 27

by alkoholik
1-08-04


	Sometimes, I just stop to care about you, Korfeg...


	You never do anything productive, all you do is sit and that got damned trash can all day...


	Are you listening to me..


	You smell like penis...

Bilal and Korfeg 28

by alkoholik
1-08-04


	I dont smell like penis...


	Bilal...i've been thinking..


	Oh god...whats this about now..


	What ever happened to Chuck...my little robot friend?


	How the hell am I supposed to know, he's your friend...


	I think i gave him that picture of robb...he hasnt come out of his bedroom yet...

Bilal and Korfeg 29

by alkoholik
1-08-04


	So what did you find out about Chuck?


	Well... All i found was a letter and some jars of KY Jelly...


	What did the letter say?


	...


	Well...what does it say..


	Well... according to that letter... i got his wife "the Pepsi Can" pregnant...

Bilal and Korfeg 30

by alkoholik
1-08-04


	What are you going to do now?


	I'll do what any daddy does..


	Whats that...?


	Hammer Nails in my head...


	I thought you stopped that


	I thought you stoped smelling like penis..

Bilal and Korfeg 31

by alkoholik
1-08-04


	Kuzin started to get off his ass and do some of these..


	I know, he did the past 4..


	I wonder what his motivation was..


	It was probally all of the drugs he's been doing..


	You mean the Acid?


	I wonder how robb's fairing with those ass warts...

bilal and korfeg 32

by alkoholik
1-08-04


	hey


	whats going on


	i have a question


	lay it on me, brother


	why did you put fake semen all over my pillow?


	mission abort!!! plan B, my god what is plan B!

bilal and korfeg 33

by alkoholik
1-08-04


	queef


	chuck! whats goin on


	cunt fart


	haha! it never gets old!


	i love charades

Bilal and Korfeg 34

by alkoholik
1-10-04


	Korfeg...Have you ever got an ulser you cant get rid of?


	..."mumble mumble mumble"...


	I mean, you keep on tounging it and tounging it...and it'll never go away, 'cause you keep on tounging it...


	..."hammer hammer hammer"...


	Well?


	Your talking about your sister right?

Bilal and Korfeg 35

by alkoholik
1-10-04


	What do you mean? I dont have a sister...


	Bilal we just won a Vacation to the Sunny beaches of France..


	Its probally one of those hairbrained schemes to get our money in excange with free air miles


	I dont like france bilal..


	Why's that?


	The french smell like germans..

Bilal and Korfeg 36

by alkoholik
1-10-04


	Does that mean you dont like germans either...?


	Well...no it means i dont like France


	But..


	Lets go anyway...


	But you just said...


	What...that you smell like penis? We already went over this...

Bilal and Korfeg 37

by alkoholik
1-10-04


	Well i guess were going to france then...


	Yes, but dont whine like you did last time we went on a airplane somewhere..


	What do you mean? The top of the airplane blew off, we almost died..


	See look your already whining..


	See...i told you...it hapened again...


	Well isn't that great... i still get to finger your sister, right?

bilal and korfeg 38

by alkoholik
1-17-04


	so were in france


	i guess so


	whats all the hype about this place anyway?


	i dont know, its no different than our house back home


	the funny thing about this is that i just took a piss right where you're standing


	...

bilal and korfeg 39

by alkoholik
1-17-04


	whats a matter?


	oh its terrible


	what is it?


	i think i have monteczuma's revenge!


	thats mexico, not france


	oh, then this must just be the clap

bilal and korfeg 40

by alkoholik
1-17-04


	korfeg?


	hes in jail


	oh god im fucked


	what did you do?


	apparently in france the president's pocket isnt one of those artifical vaginas


	ya thats one of the reasons im not allowed in egypt anymore

bilal and korfeg 41

by alkoholik
1-17-04


	howd you get out of jail


	jail?


	ya, you were just in jail for trying to fuck the presidents business suit


	you must have been mistaken


	that was your sister, and she just didnt shave that day

Bilal and Korfeg 42

by alkoholik
1-17-04


	Where have you been, you've been gone for 3 days...


	I've been thinking again...


	I hate when he says that..


	What ever happend to all that acid we had...


	You took it 3 days ago...thats when you disappeared...


	Oh...so you were that hot blonde i fucked...

Bilal and Korfeg 43

by alkoholik
1-17-04


	What?! I never had sex with you...!!!


	I didnt say you...


	Yes you did!


	You know you want me Bilal...


	NO!


	I wander if there's any more acid...

bilal and korfeg 44

by alkoholik
1-27-04


	whats that


	its a letter from robb, he got blocked from posting in the forums


	the stripcreator forums?


	no the fucking your mom in the ass forums, geez your stupid

Bilal and Korfeg 45

by alkoholik
1-31-04


	Whats on your mind today Korfeg?


	Im thinking about Kuzin...


	What about him?


	I dont know, He never makes these anymore...


	What do you think is the reason?


	Do you think it might be the Thumb tacks we superglued to his desk chair?

Bilal and Korfeg 46

by alkoholik
1-31-04


	Why is our house so white anyway?


	This isnt our house...


	What?


	I sold it and bought this big nifty peice of poster board...


	What did you do with the rest of the money?


	One word....... Vagina

bilal and korfeg 47

by alkoholik
2-18-04


	what up with the weird look on your face


	geez, what do you mean, its not like im hiding something


	....where are my slippers


	oh, those were slippers...no wonder my penis smells like the french now

Bilal and Korfeg 48

by alkoholik
2-18-04


	Why does france keep on coming up in our conversations?


	I dont know...


	We went there, but we've been back for 3 months


	Oh really?


	Yea, i dont understand it...


	Well...your sister does has a nice vagina...

bilal and korfeg 49

by alkoholik
2-27-04


	hey korfeg, are you any good with mathematics


	well, it depends


	i can put two and two together


	but i cant comprehend multiple orgasms, its gotta be the vagina

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