All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
Jesus loves you!
No I don't.
Just then in Utah
I'm a cowboy.
I'm not. I just like the outfit.

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
Hey,Satan!What's shakin'?
SILENCE,DEATH!STOP SLACKING OFF!YOU HAVE A QUOTA!
Oh,you!Stop it with that whole evil thing.
Sorry,honey.It's been a rough day!
Ohhhh.You go rest on the love seat.I'll get you some tea.
And some cookies!

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
Come with me.....You have died of spontanious combustion.
What are you talking about?......I feel f.................
Hmmm...I'm early....Satan will be pleased!

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
Come with me!....You have died of......
Let go of my genitals......

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
Come with me!....You have died of testicular cancer!
But....I'm a woman.

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
Oh,machine gun wielding kangaroo.How do you remain so popular even though you kill everything in your path?
It's because I have self-esteem......
......It's also because I kill everyone who hates me!

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
I learned a new word today........CLITORIS!
In some countries,little girls have their clitoris' ripped out with an untangled wire hanger because they don't deserve to have orgasms!
I also finger painted!

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
I can't die yet......I'm still raising my baby!
And,I swore that I would be the best parent there is!
You have the bottle in the wrong end of the baby!
I know.

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
Welcome to:Hardcore Horse Porn!
Oh,baby!
NAY!!!!!!!
I don't know what sickens me more!....The fact that you look at horse porn or that my mother is sucking you off as we speak!
If it's any consolation,she uses her teeth!

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
I'm always losing my head!
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
Technically,I should be talking out of my skull.
Hello.

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
I have found the cure for cancer!
That's great!....It's too bad that you're going to die of liver failure in 3 seconds!
4 seconds later......
I hate you.

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
I like shrugging!
Me as well!
I like looking at paper!
Me as well!
I like hammering nails in my head!
That's not my forte!.....But,I do like peanut butter.

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
Yes,baby!You make me hard as a rock!
I wanna rub my cock all over your juicy clit!
Okay.
Please be Britney Spears!Please be Britney Spears!

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
Time for your anal probe!
Uh...Ow....Not so hard!
At that very momement-100 miles away......
Fuck you.

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
Hello,little girl.May I recieve oral pleasure from you?
Yes you may.
*Suck!Suck!Suck!*
HELP!....I'M BEING RAPED!
Who cares?

 

by boinky33
6-28-02
I am:"Captain bursts into flames"
Gimme your money!
Ha!Ha!....Not today,evil doer!....Ow.
Shit.

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
Hey,baby!Ever tasted donkey dick?
INTERMISSION
That was yummy!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
Hey,buddy.Got the time?
Go eat a Gorilla afterbirth taco,dick breath!!!!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
Be one with nature!
I'll be one with your mother,you tree huggin' faggot!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
Say no to drugs!
Suck my giant red cock,dickless!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
vulva.

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
So,the other day I'm fucking the shit out of this girl!..........
And she screams out some other guy's name during orgasm!.....
So,then I said....Who the hell is "Please,don't rape me?"
HA!HA!HA!HA!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
Wow!....It sure is hot in that suit!....I better go have a shower!
DEATH!....Put some clothes on!!!!....There are children present!
I can see your happy stick!
Shut up!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
Finally!....It has arrived!!!!!!....NOW I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!
DAMN YOU,WAL-MART!!!!!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
Tell me your problem.
Well,doctor....I want to take over the world.
hmmmm...I see....Do you hate your father?
No.
Well,I hate your father....He always shows off when we are playing golf......BASTARD!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you shall die before you wake!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will eat your heart!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who ate all my mushrooms?

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
Hey,retard Dave!
TOAST!
Then she killed him......

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
Hey,sexy!
Hey!
Blowjobs are $25....Pay up front.

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
....Then I rammed my fist straight up her tight cunt....She bled a bit,but it didn't bother moi!
....Then,when I was done I took an ice pick and...STAB!STAB!STAB!....Right through the heart!!!!!!
....And,that's what I did on my summer vacation!
Thank you Billy....You get an A+ just as long as you promise to never come near me again!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
Dear:Ron....I hate you and I hope you die and rot in hell.I hope satan himself will stab you with his pitchfork then fondle your rancid torso in a sexual fashion......
......I hope you get hit by a truck and then big scarey crows peck at your flesh and fly off with your genitals......HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Love:Mom!
Oh,mommy!....I knew you wouldn't forget!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
We have been going out for a long time now,so I think it is time we had sex!
oh!
I don't believe in sex before marriage!
But,you may fist me if you want!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
*blow!*
Guess what you died of!
Fuck you!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
I'm so hungry,I could eat a horse!
Out?
Later......
I guess you were right!
Yum!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
Simon says:GIVE ME TEN BUCKS!
Darnit,Machine gun weilding Kangaroo!....We are trying to have a peacful game and you ruin it by being a jerk!
Simon says:BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF RUSS!
Simon is pleased!
OW!!!!!!AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
6-29-02
If I had sex with my sister,then 16 years later have sex with my child from my sister who is also my niece,and she gets pregnant....What would that child refer me by?

 

by boinky33
6-30-02
Wow,Satan!....You're looking wonderful today!
Oh!....You're just saying that!
No!....I mean it!You should model!
Oh,you.
If this does'nt give me a raise,nothing will!
I'm going to go put on my good shoes!....Tee!Hee!

 

by boinky33
6-30-02
Truth or dare?
Dare!
I dare you to......
WOW!....I can't believe I'm talking to Pamala Anderson!

 

by boinky33
7-05-02
Is that your normal coffee cup?
Yep.
Really?....It seems bigger.
It's not.

 

by boinky33
7-05-02
Top of the morning to you!
Shut up!
I love you.

 

by boinky33
7-05-02
Hello.
Not goodbye!
Wanna go bowling?
Yes I don't!
Just,forget it!
I'll remember this!

 

by boinky33
7-05-02
I just had a baby.
Me too......I'm a virgin!
Did you adopt?
Yes I didn't!
Are you retarded?
Maybe 5 bucks will refresh my memory!

 

by boinky33
7-05-02
Do you like kittins?
NEVER!!!!....A cat killed my father and raped my mother!
Excuse me?
Why?....Did you fart?
Are you okay,sir?
RADISH!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
7-05-02
Will you be my best man?
I could be,but I like ice cream!
What?
What?
I think you could just be an usher!
Gushers?......None of your buisness,daddy!

 

by boinky33
7-05-02
Hello.I'm mrs.Rivers and I'll be your therapist for today!
I'm Jimmy Joe Joe and I'll be having sex with your mama 2 days ago!
Hmmmm....Are you happy?
I'll bee happy when I penitrate your womb with my happy stick!....OATMEAL!!!!!!!!!
Do you hate your father?
If I gave him 2 bucks maybe?

 

by boinky33
7-12-02
Harry Potter!
Yes, Prof.Snape?
Did you put a curse on me to make my urine turn into acid?
Yeah ,so?
Wanna fuck?
Smashing!

 

by boinky33
7-12-02
Hi,Harry!
Hi, Hermione....My,you developed over the summer!
How do you mean?
Well, for one thing,your humongous tits!
You think that's good?......You should see my penis!
BLIMEY!

 

by boinky33
7-12-02
Oh, Shit!....The Wizard SAT exams are coming up and I'm positive I am going to fail!
It's not the SAT exams....It's the STD exams!
Oh....
.......I'm still going to fail!

 

by boinky33
7-12-02
Don't worry,Mrs.Brocolsky....I got rid of your daughter's boil for you!....You know,the one under her stomach!

 

by boinky33
7-12-02
Mr.Dinosaur!....You are under arrest!.....
What?....NO!!!!!!......I didn't mean to!......
......You are under arrest for 156 unpaid parking tickets!
Oh.......
.........That's a close one!....I thought it was for all the french girls I raped and murdered!

 

by boinky33
7-13-02
Lets fuck, Hermione!
I can't....I'm on my period!
That's okay!....It doesn't bother me!
Oh?......
....How about herpes?

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