All comics by catland

Profile

 

i need a hug
by catland, 9-21-07

 

by catland
9-21-07
it really seems like all the drive to make these things as gone out of us since
seriously i dont even feel like expending enough effort to finish my sentences

 

by catland
9-21-07
Since I am, at this juncture, completely unable to find inspiration to do something funny, I will instead reapply my full efforts to the practice of all this is tasteless and obscene. Enjoy.
I'm gonna fuck you in the ass, little girl. I'm gonna rape your ass with a rotting cucumber and then squirt pussy juice in your eyes until you fucking go blind, you little cunt.
I'm going to wipe your ass with this flag and then stuff it in my mouth and say "MMMMM thems are some goooood yams!"
Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigg
also, cocks

 

by catland
9-22-07
how nice to see you again mr. anderson.
sanderson
what
sanderson
how nice to see you again mr. sanderson.

 

by catland
9-22-07
Peter Molyneux
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albion.
Albion Who?
Albion the bridge if you need me!

 

SCROTAL QUOTA REACHED
this is the problem with people like you
by catland, 9-27-07

 

by catland
9-27-07
I feel like a stand-alone expansion.
Like I've been released so late that the publishers don't expect there to be large enough interest.
Here Come The Sun King

 
by catland, 9-27-07

 

frisbee
THIS BIG
well that's obviously ridiculous
by catland, 9-27-07

 

by catland
9-30-07
i'm ready for The Call of Cthulhu
book or fella
fella
i prefer the book
i prefer the fella
a million dried fleas floating on a bed of

 

by catland
9-30-07
WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCK MY FACE
I WILL FUCK YOUR FACE CTHULHU

 
by catland, 9-30-07

 

by catland
9-30-07
eat my hair
calling your bluff

 

by catland
9-30-07
i am sorry for what i said. please accept this pimp as a token of my love.
...
"token" is right!

 

I THINK I'M FUNNY SOLID SNAKE
by catland, 9-30-07

 

by catland
9-30-07
HURRRRR
eat
HURRRRRRR
eat
HURRRRRRRRRRRRR
what

 

by catland
10-01-07
ouch! that has GOT to hurt, man!
you're telling me!
oh my god!
i can't believe we're watching this
soon there will come a time when all of mankind's sins will wash away, leaving nothing but bones and blood, and blood and bones.
3:16

 

by catland
10-01-07
JAKE KAUFMAN
toilet sex

 

by catland
10-01-07
They say that 'every cloud has a silver lining.' But how do they know this? Did they somehow capture clouds from the sky and test them?
And do they even use this silver for anything? Do they harness it at all? Am I wearing a fucking cloud on my wrist right now?
And even if we assume that all of this is actually true, which I doubt, how can they say that 'every' cloud has a silver lining? Have they tested them all? I doubt it.
Listen dipshits, clouds are forming every single day. Whether or not they have silver I don't know, but it doesn't take a genius to see that every cloud is different, and it is really arrogant of
you to think that you can make these broad statements about stuff that you will never be able to truly know! Sorry if I sound harsh but this is a subject that I am very passionate about!

 

by catland
10-01-07
Haha man! Hiring a dinosaur! What was i thinking!
Welp guess im dead now

 

by catland
10-01-07
MAYBE
WE'LL
WIN

 

by catland
10-02-07
welcome to alternate reality
i will take this opportunity to soliloquy
i think to myself so many things and i think to myself what they could bring and i think to myself how will it end and i think to myself yeah i think to myself
it is true paradox

 

by catland
10-02-07
give me that flag
no it's mine
i said give it to me
i said no
I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
jesus christ!

 

you can't go home
don't i know it
by catland, 10-02-07

 

by catland
10-02-07
LOOOOONG PENIS
IN MY BUTT
in a way the joke's on me
in what way
OH GOD YOU SNAPPED IT CLEAN IN TWO hukhkhuh

 

by catland
10-03-07
some sort of struggle
oof! what are you doing here
oof! uff! hufff
BANGG

 

by catland
10-03-07
my demands are as follows
immediate withdrawal of all your troops from my homeland
deadly silence

 

by catland
10-04-07
freeze
what happens if i don't
o face

 

by catland
10-29-07
that was an amazing spider video
i just wanted to tell you this

 

by catland
12-08-07
what is that dreadful noise
it sounds like a bardakian pronghorn moose
you know what i wa0010101010101010010101

 

by catland
12-08-07
i did my best
but i guess my best wasn't good enough
justonce.mid

 

by catland
12-08-07
932-0500136SATAN LIVES HERE

 

yeah just put it down there
i pissed in your cunt
by catland, 12-09-07

 

by catland
12-09-07
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii like to
word
party with peeps
cruise and creep, playin' 3-card monte on these crazy streets

 

by catland
12-09-07
i cut your dick off
i put it in a blender
and smeared it all over your face
i forgive you

 

by catland
12-09-07
Hm, it appears I've received a rather hefty tax refund.
I AM LIVING IN SIN
All I need to do is... what? This can't be right at all!
I have to

 

g
by catland
12-09-07
I am given pause.
All I ever do is take.
But I cannot remember how this has happened.
I took away truth.

 

by catland
1-26-08
This is not what it looks like.
This is.
Comes a time in every man's life he has to eat his own grave
obligatory bug report pun

 

by catland
1-26-08
I've taken some AP history classes and have been a self-assured atheist for over a year now
Religion is like an onions
1994 saw the release of the sixth game in the series...
(sigh)
I don't think I need to tell you much about this one. If you haven't played it, you're an idiot.
And you are going to hell.

 

by catland
1-26-08
Are you lolifishing?
on screen
suddenly, on screen
MELON
MELON

 

by catland
1-27-08
Your Face is hidden in a thousand compartments
The only salvation is that which comes at the hands of th
thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

by catland
1-27-08
...nice

 

by catland
1-27-08
As the son of the CEO, I feel it is important that employees pay me heed.
sexually

 

by catland
1-28-08
...And that is when I learned the sad sad truth about life.
zzz
5 minutes earlier
I didn't realize she wouldn't tell me if something was wrong
it explodes
5 minutes more earlier
Let me tell you about my last relationship
masturbating to this

 

by catland
1-28-08
Whenever I see a new game console, I can't help but think
What is going to happen to all of your feces when you die
The world makes a fool of you behind your back

 

by catland
1-29-08
All I am saying is that in a reasonable society, there would be no need for an entrenched police force
Any community that actually cared about its members could police itself
Therefore-
Look, I know you paid me for the whole hour, but I have dentist appointment with my oven on

 

by catland
1-29-08
I love talking to animals
I tell them all my deepest secrets and hidden fears
Then I fuck them

 

by catland
1-29-08
Without cocks, this city would tear itself apart!
Are those genitals? what is that?
I'd like to see your horse cock
fucking roommates

 

by catland
1-29-08
...so you're sure there's water in it?

 

by catland
1-29-08
sofa
exactly

Showing page 1.

Next »