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Scrum? Luxus by elemental 11-26-18
Scrum? Luxus	Scrum? Luxus	Scrum? Luxus

 

Don't say anything by elemental 11-26-18

 

Chat is easy by elemental 11-26-18
retroshare byl moc stary	wire moc javascript	a irc odposlouchava infosec

 

How to clean /mnt/sysimage/home up by elemental 11-26-18
^_^ rm -r /home/* zsh: sure you want to delete all 8 files in /home [yn]?	y

 

Refactoring by elemental 11-29-18
Refactoring... A nebude Ti vadit, že to bude velký commit?	To záleží ...	... vlastně, na velikosti nezáleží

 

swamp by elemental 11-29-18
		Not bad.

 

djangoql by elemental 12-04-18
We have a problem with spanning multi-valued relationships in djangoql. Haa, never mind, we will fix that in version 2.0	But this is the version 2.0

 

stripcreator.com by elemental 12-04-18
Nekde ta stranka byla.	Na starych irc ...	Neco jako stripcreator.com

 

bz5-sehr-gut by elemental 12-05-18
Bugzilla will be upgraded to version 5.0 on December 9, 2018. The outage period for the upgrade will start at 0:00 UTC and have a duration of 12 hours	0:01 UTC We have been looking for this for years!	0:42 UTC Feels so good.

 

emacs by elemental 12-05-18
I just finished my localization for new version! How did you do it?	git diff --stat | grep -v '2 +-' | grep -v ' 4 +-' | grep -v ' 6 +-' | grep framework | cut -f 2 -d " " | xargs git add That's like good old ctr-x ctr-g alt-w 2 a in emacs

 

deadline by elemental 12-05-18
6.5. za tyden je deadline, vsechno musi byt opravene	6.8. za tyden je dalsi deadline, co se nestihlo do prvniho deadline musi byt opravene	6.12. za tyden uz je fakt posledni deadline, co se nestihlo do ted, musi se udelat, pak uz to nepujde. mozna bych mel zacit neco delat

 

i2a by elemental 12-05-18

 

A tak je to se všema by elemental 12-07-18
Já jsem ateista. A to přesto, že znají Talmud?	No, tak Talmud moc neznám... Vlastně ho vůbev neznám. A to neznají ani talmudický traktát Pirkej Avot, Moudrost Otců?	No abych řekl pravdu, nikdy jsem si pořádně neudlělal čas na studium. Oni jsou prdlaj ateista, voni jsou jen obyčejnej ignorant.

 

corporation by elemental 12-07-18
Co myslíte, že je největší problém bránící zvyšování produktivity a způsobující zaostávání Nevědomost nebo nezájem?	Nevím.	A je mi to jedno.

 

Problémy českého školství vězí by elemental 12-08-18
v učitelích	v rodičích	a v dětech

 

pes by elemental 12-08-18
Tak jsme utratil našeho psa...	Byl vzteklej?	No nadšenej zrovna nebyl.

 

jira is antipatern by elemental 12-11-18
Muhehehe, this is great!	Fun, fun, fun. I am lovin it!	Real programming is so much better than office work with gdoc, confluence or jira!

 

joe ftw by elemental 12-11-18
Shoud I use emacs or vim? joe	ed is standard editor Who the f**k needs editors. Just use cat >	Well, real programmers flip bits on hard-drive platters with magnets. And what they do on SSDs?

 

miluju to by elemental 1-30-19
upravovat soubory v editorech	spoustet prikazy v terminalu	miluju to <3

 

morning by elemental 3-07-19
Mno nic, povíme si to potom. Jdu kadit.	Ja bych rád šel taky kadit.	??? ale mám vybitý mobil.

 

filling up my calendar by elemental 3-08-19
There is only one way to stop everyone....	... inviting you to these useless distracting meetings without agenda...	Attend them all.

 

Radostné vyhlídky by elemental 3-09-19
Muže se stát, že příjde velká krize a zase nebude ani toaleťák. A co víc, nebudou ani noviny.	A iPadem si utřeš prdel tak jednou dvakrát, pak uvidíš hovno.	Doslova.

 

revoluce by elemental 3-11-19
Víš, na co jsem přišel třicet let po revoluci?	Že mi k životu stačí pivo a cigára. Stejně jako před revolucí.	Jojo, chtělo by to nějakou novou revoluci.

 

I agree by elemental 3-17-19
Here in America, most claim to be Christian.	If you were to quote Jesus, most would say "yes I agree."	The Bible is basically one long iTunes User Agreement where everyone just kinda scrolls to the bottom and hits "I agree." I agree.

 

OKR

shit show sausage factory

by elemental, 3-22-19

 

new age

The meeting was a success.

by elemental, 3-22-19

 

old times

The meeting was a success.

by elemental, 3-22-19

 

We must execute flawlessly by elemental 3-22-19
This method leverages collective synergy to drive "outside of the box" thinking and formulate key objectives into a win-win game plan with a quality-driven approach...	but ... that focuses on empowering key players to drive-up their core competencies and increase expectations with an all-around initiative to drive down the bottom-line.	The meeting was a success.

 

school by elemental 3-25-19
It’s not that I have to smoke; I choose to. I could easily give it up any time I wish to, but I see no reason why I should. But I can assure you, I could if I wanted to. That's only a rationalization! You couldn’t give up smoking even if you wanted to. You are not strong enough.You have to smoke. So to make yourself feel better, you rationalize.	It’s not that I want to smoke; I can’t help myself! I have tried several times giving it up, but I have failed! I'm afraid I just don’t have a very strong character. That's only a rationalization! You certainly could stop immediately, if you really wanted to. No, you choose to smoke and you feel ashamed and guilty and you rationalize.	How was your school? Smoke and mirrors...

 

devops by elemental 3-26-19
As far as my dayjob goes, I'd say an average of about 1-2 hours out of each day are "enjoyable". Define "enjoyable"	The rest ranges from "barely tolerable" to standing at the window, looking outside, thinking "I know what zoo animals feel like now". Define "tolerable".

 

open plan office by elemental 3-26-19
		I work remote 2 days a week. Then 3 days in cube jail.

 

brno by elemental 3-28-19
Ubránili jsme Brno před švédem i před turkem. Hip hip Brno!	Zbrojovka se dostala do druhé ligy. Hip hip Brno!	Máme Starobrno.

 

defining future by elemental 3-28-19
Global Experience Program Application Reminder FY20 [IMPORTANT] Do not discuss ... [ACTION REQUIRED] Update RACI Guide	REMINDER: Change Management Session #2 Weekly Announcement .... Organizational Changes: Adapting and aligning teams	Product Readiness Challenge Weekly Update [STATUS] Maturity Project [NEEDS ACTION] Holiday Shutdown plans

 

work life balance by elemental 4-01-19
	Maybe we spend most of our decades being someone else, avoiding ourselves.	Maybe a man is only himself, his true self, for a few days in his entire life.

 

krize by elemental 4-02-19
Mám existenční krizi, Mirku.	Mám pár otázek se kterýma bych potřeboval pomoct.	A dáš mi aspoň ječmen?

 

cloud era by elemental 4-02-19
I am fighting confluence and jira.	I am fighting gmail and mojo.	I am fighting bluejeans and service now.

 

pan O. by elemental 4-10-19
I believe some of your questions may be answered in NVD FAQ.	I have never read the whole thing, but perhaps we should add this to our onboarding checklist and associate expectations.

 

Déjà-vu by elemental 4-10-19
Wow. Teď jsem měl takový déjà-vu.		Mám dojem, že jsem tu už kdysi dávno seděl a čekal na IBM.

 

Humor pro ty, co se už smějí. by elemental 4-17-19
Já si nemyslím, že by mi mohlo být, nějak zvlášť hůř.	Jo jo.	To je ten životní optimismus....

 

dream job by elemental 4-22-19
Working here is my dream job!		I just wish I wake up one day.

 

happines is delusional by elemental 4-29-19
We are headed into so many socio-economic and environmental catastrophes!	The humanity is gonna destroy itself.	I don't accept any cheap optimism!

 

smoke test by elemental 4-30-19
FAIL::()::test_security_issues_smoke		Any time smoke tests fail, I want to start smoking again.

 

Most by elemental 5-07-19
	Pojďme do čtyřky!	Ale nás je šest!

 

trenink by elemental 5-07-19
Do Q2 musíme zařadit taky Cloud. Ty víš, co to je nebo co se má dělat?	Ne, já myslel, že vy vývojáři to víte. My akorát slyšeli, že to budeme dělat, víc nevíme.	Tak to asi bude ještě nějaký training na to.

 

soa by elemental 5-16-19
To je strašnej sitcom tahle práca.	Ne ne, to není sitcom.	Nás ve škole učili, že všechno je service.

 

quiet by elemental 5-19-19
The biggest concern for any organization should be when their most passionate people become quiet.

 

mails by elemental 6-05-19
Organize for Innovation :: Introducing New Addition SHIFT DELETE	GDPR Application Check SHIFT DELETE	Top Reads from the May EMEA Bulletin SHIT DELETE

 

Simon Synek :: Start with Why? by elemental 6-21-19
Proč jsi dneska vstal z postele? Protože mě probudilo to vedro.	A proč jsi dneska přišel do práce. Kvůli kávě.	A jaký je Tvůj Purpose? Dopít kávu a odejít.

 

addictive micro delusions by elemental 7-29-19
AMD is going to go UP next quarter! Sounds legit.	I mean, sounds familiar.	I have been hearing this a lot since high school.

 

Levels of consciousness by elemental 8-22-19
Důkazy jsou nádherná věc,	ale musí být v souladu s aktuálním směřováním, s problémy, které jsou zrovna v kurzu,	nebo s tím, kam v danou chvíli směřuje vláda.

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