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by evertak
9-03-03
Meanwhile somewhere in Bush's administration
So if Bush attacks Iran, the whole muslim community will be against him?
Maybe
but something has to be done about this situation
Maybe!
Perhaps we should invite the dutch prime minister, he'll know what to do!
I'll go and recharge Bush, do we have any new batteries he's empty

 

by evertak
9-03-03
The build up is awfull.
Ho ho ho
OK so I wanted a pony, a red ball and a little sister
Where is this leading to?
That is right little fellow, and I got it all for you in the back off my car.
I don't remember putting that on my list
and so another stupid joke is born.
I thought you looked a little muscular for a Mary
Did you ever come to think of it, that THAT ISN'T ME!

 

by evertak
9-03-03
The decisive vote for the summer contest 2003 is about to be made
Sephiroth or Cloud, Sephiroth or Cloud.....
Yes boy it is a hard choice isn't it!
Sephiroth, Sephiroth......
Yes, I think that would be a great choice!
It ends in a draw!
I give up, I have no clue who these two are!
......................

 

by evertak
9-03-03
A new users arrives at the Couch
Hi I'm new on the Couch, what's up everyone.
Anybody?
And so Current Events welcomes yet another regular-to-be.
I guess this board is dead.

 

by evertak
9-03-03
EWR, the most realistic wrestling simulator
Then I book Triple H against AJ Styles
Like, what are you doing man
(Winner: AJ Styles) Nothinggo away dude
Dude Chill, I'm gone already
WHAT DO YOU MEAN STEPHANIE MCMAHON DEMANDS YOU CHANGE THIS OR OTHERWISE SHE WILL NOT LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE!

 

by evertak
9-03-03
The Couch is a place to make good friends.
If you post I will tell you how much I like you.
What the hell are you talking about?
You can be a best friend, good friend, friend....
Wait wait, what do I benefit from it?
Well............... nothing.
...

 

by evertak
9-03-03
Still at the Couch
Ehm Animal, can you call me Jonno next time?
Yeah sure, no problem mate.
Oh and another thing, I don't have blond hair at all, I was wearing a disguise so people can't recognize me.
Then what do you really look like?
At the Couch we are all so subtle.
HAHAHAHA put the diguise back on quick, your killing me!

 

by evertak
9-03-03
PHOENIX Knight
Uhm, does anybody here has a knight name?
Anybody?
Huray for moderation.

 

by evertak
9-03-03
Jokes are a common thing on the Couch
Hey Jonno, do you know what a dumb blonde is doing at the bottom of the sea?
I know this one, searching for Leonardo Di Caprio
...
...
But it is getting a bit old.
You know you just ruined the whole strip right?
Sorry

 

by evertak
9-03-03
Sometimes a conversation doesn't go as smoothly as you want
Hey Tim, did you saw that apple where they do weird stunts to win some money
Apple.....where they do weird stunts
Yeah you know, that apple every saturday on V8
Don't you mean that Television Show?
Right what did I say?
I hate those stupid jokes he comes up with

 

by evertak
9-03-03
I'm kinda out of ideas now so I'm just going to be on some forums for a while
Damn those poweroutages!

 

by evertak
9-03-03
Do you know what is going to happen in your future.
Nah, I already know that.
How can you know that, you are not the ghost of the future
I have a hinch about what is going to happen
The guy with the fuel and the matches behind you pretty much gave it away.

 

by evertak
9-03-03
The Hulk has a little brother
So Brian wazzup?
I'm kinda mad!
So I'm guessing you are mutating again?
Yeah I think so.................. aaaaaaaaaaaargh
The humanity
Fear my wrath!

 

by evertak
9-03-03
So how long will you stay like this?
Probably till the problem I was so mad about is solved
What was the problem.
I hate that I mutate in a little girl
I'll see if my little sister has some clothes for you to wear the rest of your life.
Thanks

 

by evertak
9-03-03
Brian still isn't changed back
Well since your parents won't take you back, you can sleep here.
ok thanks man
....
....
Are you going to keep staring at me like that?
I think I did a no-no

 

by evertak
9-03-03
The next day.
Hey man, you changed again
Yeah it is the 2nd of three stages of transformation.
Then what is the third stage?
I had to ask!

 

by evertak
9-03-03
Mom comes home.
Honey is everything alright up there
Yeah mom, me and Brian are just playing videogames.
Mom's of today are like computers, when a new thread is found they get updated.
Are you sure because my maternal instincts say you have a Katholic priest in our room.

 

by evertak
9-03-03
As always the solution is on the internet...
It says here you can be cured by someone named the great kahuna in the United States of America
Well what are we waiting for', let's go!
Before we do that there is one more important issue we have to take care off.
What's that?
..among other things
Aaaahhhh hot sluts online. I guess changing back can wait.

 

by evertak
9-03-03
And so he big travel to the US begins, after a few days the duo arrives in Spain
Ehm Animal.......
Not now I'm thinking where we should go now.
Now where did Brian go
moe?!
I hate this country

 

by evertak
9-03-03
After a quick visit to the hospital Animal and Brian get on a plane to the States
So we are finally underway to America
Yep
I told you that I could get us a good deal.
Yep
So what do you think.
I think we shouldn't take El Al air anymore

 

by evertak
9-03-03
I'm going to the bathroom.
You mean that stack of hay over there.
Yes exactly, I'll be right back.
I hope nobody tries to talk to me
Excuse my European friend, do you know where I can find the cockpit. Me and my buddy Rahim want to take a look.
Why am I not surprised?

 

by evertak
9-03-03
They arrive in the land of oppurtnity
You got your passport?
I got a criminal record so I bought a fake one.
argh may I see your passport?
Here you go.
You had to buy one that said Mular Omar.

 

by evertak
9-03-03
After everything has been straightened out...
Brian, I thought you said there were only three stages
Who's Brian?
Who are you then?
I'm Joyce, and you?
I'm.... I'm.....I forgot.
Great another demnto came on to me.

 

by evertak
9-03-03
An internetcafe brings a solution to the whereabouts of the great Kahuna
Any info on where we can find this guy?
It says here that he is in a place called hahafooledyouimactuallyincanada.
So we have to go all the way to Canada
Nah here it is hahafooledyouimactuallyincanada - Arkansas

 

by evertak
9-03-03
Animal and Brian arrive in hahaifooledyouiamactuallyincanada - arkansas
Hi, I'm Animal and you might wonder where Brian is.
He just went over there because that is where the great Kahuna is.
Well actually the truth is that I can't come up with any jokes and I don't want him changed back already so I kinda said he had to wait in the train.

 

by evertak
9-03-03
Brian finally gets cured.
So I guess he cured you.
Yeah I'm glad that he did.
Brian finally gets cured.
So I guess he cured you.
Yeah I'm glad that he did.
Brian finally gets cured.
So I guess he cured you.
Yeah I'm glad that he did.

 

by evertak
9-03-03
Brian finally gets cured
Dude so I guess you are cured
Yes I am ain't that great
So how did that go, did he give you a potion or something
Nah it was just awfull
You know, if our maker wouldn't have fucked up his last post people could've read a great joke on this picture
Yeah too bad he is a retard.

 

by evertak
9-04-03
Why are you stil ldressed up like a clown?
I like being a clown, it makes people happy.
I kill you if you don't change your outfit.
Doesn't my outfit make you happy
Does this answer your question?

 

by evertak
9-04-03
Brian finally changed clothes.
Can we now finally go home.
We can do that or....
or what?
We can pick up some chicks.
Too easy!

 

by evertak
9-04-03
It is so good to be back in Holland!
Moeeee
Hehe stupid cow, you are probably so dumb you don't even know you are a cow
You my friend have been completely disrespectfully towards the being that is me. In the name of all cows around the globe I take you hostage.
Figures.
Come with me!

 

by evertak
9-04-03
So I'm guessing this is your secret hiding place?
Yes that is correct.
I am wondering if you cows are so damn smart then why did you never spoke to us about it?
You never asked.
I hate these clichés.

 

by evertak
9-04-03
So what are you going to do with me now?
I'm probably gonna torture you with needles.
Is that my only option?
Either that or I'm making you watch From Justin to Kelly and Gigli all night long
Bring out the needles.
I thought so.

 

by evertak
9-04-03
How long do you intend on keeping me here?
Probably untill someone comes looking for you.
Aren't you going to demand ransom
No I guess not.
Why not?
Have you ever seen a cow making a deposit?

 

by evertak
9-04-03
Got any entertainment?
I got a computer.
Ohh then I will be fine just standing here.
Why is that.
When I'm on the internet I only make stupid comics because I can't come up with anything else.
I hate those damn comic-makers wannabe's

 

by evertak
9-04-03
You know what I'm bored over here I'm leaving.
But you can't leave because I've got you kidnapped.
You know that that is a stupid remark to make.
Yes, sorry.
Here have a hamburger!
Thanks man, it tastes so fresh!

 

by evertak
9-04-03
So like this one time I was at a grassy field and this cow comes up to me.
Yeah you told that story once.
JESUS CHRIST!
These jokes keep getting worse and worse.
You called me my son?

 

by evertak
9-04-03
So you are Jesus?
Yes I'm most certainly am.
So can you do freaky stuff?
I have some tricks up my sleeve
So are you going to show them to me?
I am nailed to a crucifix, I can't even scratch my butt!

 

by evertak
9-05-03
How come you are so small?
I appear to be small because that is the image you have of me
So you are saying you are just a reflection of my mind?
That is correct.
IT WORKED, hubba hubba hubba!
Please change me back.

 

by evertak
9-05-03
Dude what are you doing with that axe?
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Really put that away it is dangerous!
Me....kill......you!
I love being a cartoon!

 

by evertak
9-05-03
There might be some confusion over the last comic where the guy with the axe dissapeared.
To show you all that I'm not an awfull guy I'm going to bring him back
OK, so I brought someone else back still pretty impressive right?

 

by evertak
9-06-03
So Jesus, wanna go to my room?
......
CENSORED VIOLENCE
Is that a no?

 

by evertak
9-06-03
You might wonder who this guy is.
I'm jonno, I know Animal from Gamefaqs
He thinks parts 1-26 of my life are crud
I most certainly do. You aren't mad about that right?
No, I'm still wondering what crud means.

 

by evertak
9-07-03
Well dear readers of this comic, I hoped you enjoyed Animal's life because this is the last one.
I hope you all enjoyed my adventures and now I'm off to a tropical island
Somehow I think that the brochure that said: Bagdad a beautifal tropical island wasn't completely true.

 

by evertak
9-07-03
You've got mail, You've got mail.
Wow that isn't even my computer.
You've got mail, you've got mail.
Better check it out.
No not you you moron
Damn!

 

by evertak
9-09-03
Yo yo wazzizle my shizzle
Nizzle brizzle.
.....
.....
What?
Nothing.

 

by evertak
9-11-03
I nver though it would come to this
I never did anything to deserve this.
But i just pissed my pants

 

by evertak
9-19-03
Ok guys, I'm back once again.
This is someone I like to call, GTM
Hi!
Hi, that's all hi, People are going to hate this comic.
Gamefaqs PWNS.

 

by evertak
9-21-03
Hey there I couldn't help but notice tha you are missing an arm.
You are absolutely correct
Well, I have just the thing for you, it is the attachable arm, order now and you will get a attachable leg for free!
Wow, that must cost a fortune
You can have all of this for the stunning price of only $79,99
Oh no stuck on TelSell again

 

by evertak
12-17-03
So it is just me and you left on this planet Sparky.
Everybody else died in that horrible nuclear war.
It's too bad you can't talk.
I told you before I will not made with you if you were the last living being on earth.

 

by evertak
12-18-03
Wow a snowman!
I wonder how long ti will take for it to melt.
You can keep watching mate but there is a fat chance the snowman will melt while you are watching this comic.

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