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by fschat
3-05-02
you know, it boggles me why jerry elain and george still affiliate themselves with kramer
COS HE'S SMARTER THAN THEM
you know, it boggle me why YOU DONT IMPLODE AND SHUT UP
hey dont kick Degenerate he is the bringer of porn!!!
what porn did he bring i think i missed it
this movie i must have it inside me

 

by fschat
3-05-02
YAYAY ITS LOUTS
She just walked outthe dood
LETS ALL GO SKULLFUCK UNDERAGED BOYS :DDDDD
SIGH
I'm partially here, partially watching soap make sammiches, partially having a debate about christianity, and partially playing Diablo II
AND PARTIALLY SUXING MY COX wait, thats vic

 

by fschat
3-05-02
does anybody here know of a site where I can check IP's?
www.goatse.cx
im chris creasy and im a dumbing fucking loser who hates comic strips and oh please please dont put me in one
TOO LATE CHRIS YOU WERE IN THE FIRST EPISODE AND NOW YOU WILL FOREVER BE A COWBOY
=D
FuCk.... You ALL seem to act like assholes

 

by fschat
3-05-02
ZBX IS A BIG FAT FAGGOT
!
* MegaTrout sux SOAP's cox
HAHAHA zbx is also a tankass faggot :D
:D
faggots are great things

 

by fschat
3-05-02
yay i am quoted i feel so good inside like pudding
i find pudding to be the most erotic of the juggling deserts
jiggling even
k im goin to bed now many more comics tomorrow
I STILL THINK ZBX IS A BIG FAT FAGGOT EVEN THOUGH HE PUT ME IN HIS COMI
SOAP GET IN ME PLZ

 

by fschat
3-06-02
blah blah blah
bfdacnjkasdfdfkhjgjbsdgsdl im thirsty, but the dr pepper is upstairs
A LIKELY EXCUSE
try auto fellacio
yes...no, i dont feel like snapping my spine today

 

by fschat
3-06-02
that bad porn ruined my evening or afternoon whatever it is
afternoon...i'm still gonna take a positive attitude to it though and just take what i can get looking for porn requires effort
looking for porn requires effort
it often does
that's why i take what i get
but i could search for "ass" on kazaa and find better porn than that

 

by fschat
3-06-02
Vic, why do I have to be the chick? Why does everyone get to be some cool abstract thing and I'm the chick? AND DON'T USE MY VAGINA AS AN EXCUSE!!
LOTUS IS A COWARD
She is?
LOTUS YOU ARE SUCH A COWARD
okie dokie.
Well Louts its because of your vagina

 

by fschat
3-06-02
STFU LOTUS
Virus, I suggest you take that scrawny ethiopian ass back to EQ before I do something not nice.
BITCH PLEASE YOU WONT DO SHIT
*** Virus_the_snafu was kicked by Lotus (I NEVAR LIE)
Except when I do.

 

by fschat
3-06-02
*** somebody has joined #fucksociety *** ChanServ sets mode: +o somebody
speak of the devil zbx
SHUTUP YOU
*** ohp-kyle has joined #fucksociety
i rejoined to see the topic TOO LAZY TO SCROLL UP
lazy = FAT
:D
OMG you read me like a book ZBX
NOT YOU BEEFY

 

by fschat
3-06-02
OMFG FAEG
RAGING SPOHUNGISNGUANB I meant well I really tried to spell it right then I died on the keyboard
Virus apparently thinks he's big shit.
THINK?!
VIRUS PLAYTS EVERQUEST AND CREAMS HIMSELF
I KNOW I AM!

 

by fschat
3-06-02
DAMNIT ZBX!! NOT FUNNY
VIRUS GO PLKAY EVERQUEST YUO FAG * RagingSphincter silently hides copy of DAOC * RagingSphincter is shot in the fucking face
daoc sigh * P hides his copy too
? oh... fags.
* Virus_the_snafu ALSO HIDES HIS COPY...damn
* RagingSphincter gives Atomik GAYBIES THAT SILLY FUCKING FAGGOT

 

by fschat
3-06-02
FUCK THIS COMIC SHIT I COUDN'T BE ANY GAYER
:D
dammit why am i the one with the beer?
TEE HEE
* Virus_the_snafu flips wrist
wait...i was wrong i can be
this calls for another episode

 

by fschat
3-06-02
some telemarketer bitch called and while she was talking, i was listening obviously, and not apying attention to what i was doind with my mouthand suddenly i involuntarily made this long squaky noise
Good job you dirty fag
and i just said were not interested and she just hung up the stupid bitch
and i just whipped out my cock and she just licked it the stupid bitch
by 'she' i mean 'ZBX' :D
:D

 

by fschat
3-06-02
damn chatty motherfuckers.
CHATTY CHAT CHAT
HELO ROOM, NE1 WANA CHAT TYEP 123 LOLOLXOLZOLZOL HI ROOM NO1 SI TALKEING LAKOSDAK FASDLKFLOLOLOLOLOLZOLOZLOL
SYSTME = AS ASS ASS!!!! IT IS ALSO ASS

 

by fschat
3-06-02
ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU JEWFAGS A STORY FROM OLD COUNTRY
THERE WAS A MAN NAMED SANTA MENESI HE WAS SANTA CLAUSES HALF COUSIN
AND INSTEAD OF BRINING TOYS TO ALL THE CHILDREN OF THE LAND HE BROUGHT POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF COCAINE
WE BOYS WERE SO HAPPY TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, AND WE FOUND A BAG AS BIG AS US FILLED WITH COCAINE
AND THATS HOW DR. SMITH GOT HIS THEORY OF THE UTOPIA FROM A BAG OF RECTUM THERMOMETERS
THE END...OR IS IT...VICTORY TO THE THIRD ESTATE

 

by fschat
3-06-02
YOU CANT CONTROL ME
you cant draw
HOW DO YOU KNOW MR. SMART
I SAW IN YOUR ASS
"OH IM SO SMART I AM LIKE JESUS IN SMART, HO HO HO TOOBAD I GOT MY EYES PUNCHED OUT BY A JOCK BECAUSE I'M SO DAMN UNLUCKY"
YOU ASS TELLS ALL

 

by fschat
3-06-02
I thought people were still looking for suicidegirls logins. I WANTED TO DO GOOD ! I LOST 10 BUCKS FOR YOU PEOPLE
heheheh hahahaha
MESSIAH THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE STILL LOOKING FOR COCKSUCK, TOO BAD HIS JOB FAILED AND NOW HE'S A NUMBER CRUNCHER FOR NUMBER CRUNCHING ETC. AND HE STILL SUCKS COX WAH WAH WAHHHHHH
:(
HEY MESSIAH, ISNT IT TIME FOR YOUR JAILTIME IN THE FACTORY OF PROPANE TANKS AND FLYING HAMMERS?

 

by fschat
3-06-02
*** wackmasta was kicked by Deathbuu
I had to do that sorry
SORRY YOURE SO FAT FATTY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
i might be fat but my dicks smaller then fuck
AND FUCK IS VERY SMALL
ESPECIALLy WHEN YOU PUT WACKMASTA AND FUCKING IN THE SAME SENTENCE THEN IT GETS VERY, VERY SMALL
i love you guys

 

by fschat
3-06-02
anyone in here run a localhost?
NO, BUT I RUN A LOCAL GUN
My new fun thing to do in GTA3 is to get on top of a car while it's driving, pull out the grenade launcher thing and just fire at will until the cops start chasing me.
Y NEW FUN THING TO DO IN GTA3 IS TO MURDER EVERYONE
JUST LIKE THE NAZI
Exactly.

 

by fschat
3-07-02
ZBX
THE FUN HAS ARRIVED
WHERE IS WALDO TELL ME WHERE IS HE
HE IS DEAD BY ORDER OF GUN
WALDO?? NOOOOOOOOOOOO
BUT WAIT.... WHERES MS. PACMAN??

 

by fschat
3-07-02
BUT VICCY, I WAS ONLY GROWING THE MARIJUANA FOR THE LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS IN OHIO
BUT BUUU, YOU GET THE MOTHERFUCKING GUN
* ZeroBassX jumps in front of bullet
NOT BU!!! DEAR GOD, TAKE ME INSTEAD
HE IS TAKEN TO HELL
ILL TAKE YOU BOTH... for ice cream :D
ICE CREAM?? IT ISNT GOING TO BE CANCER FLAVOR IS IT??

 

by fschat
3-07-02
POPSICLEHOTDOG I CHALLENGE YOU
1 v. 1 A GAME OF POG LET US BATTLE
DONT WANNA BATTLE EH?
I'M MAKING ALL YOUR DECISIONS EH??
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS A GOOD GUN TIME

 

by fschat
3-07-02
my hand smells like...... female coxx0rz
FEMALE COXX0RZ, WHERE?!
no where vic, no where...
that's the 3rd person today who's mention female cox
HAHA a sign?
I HOEP SO

 

by fschat
3-07-02
Some of the people who post in the forum are quite scary.
SHUTUP FAG I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE
With or without steak sauce?
MUNCH MUNCH, BABY!
:o
so gone eat yo face

 

by fschat
3-07-02
The fact that its a kitten is just the icing on the cack! I mean cake...cake!
CACK ON THE BRAIN I SEE
cake is good
quiet you
Damn....Rose didn't say cack...
Cack is good too

 

by fschat
3-07-02
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BEATLE
IT BETTER NOT BE FUCKING JOHN OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TEAER YOU A NEW ASSGOLE
Like liam did to you?
SHUT THE FUCK UP WENCH
;D
I don't have a favorite Beatle - but I'd have to go Ringo

 

by fschat
3-07-02
The right nut just has so much more character. I was hoping it would be the perfect nut by hanging low. But I see that once again it falls short of my expectations.
The right nut only controls logic and reason. The left is creativity, art, emotion.
HHAHA, SPECIAL DVD BONUS MATERIAL! I LIED, THIS INTERVIEW WASNT OVER AT ALL!!! HAHAHA! WAY TO GIVE ME MORE CONTENT FAGGOTS, HAHAHA, I AM SO FUCKING WIN. teh end.
... now i shit
*** fs-dave is now known as shit
I SUX COX

 

by fschat
3-07-02
BEATING ME TO THE PUNCH, EH TROUT? THIS CALLS FOR WAR
You know just what to put in there....too good...
HOW ABOUT U SUX MY COX
OK!
I'll tickle his asshole and play with his balls!
:O

 

by fschat
3-07-02
OH BOY IT'S GOATSE!!
yay, goatse!
OH SWEET SHIT!!!!!! No ones asshole should look like that!!!
I LOEV GOATSE
YOU DIDNT KNOW ABOUT GOATSE OMG U FAG
HIS CHERRY HAS POPZ0RED

 

by fschat
3-07-02
*** Ass-Slapper was kicked by p (BAGBOOMFLOFLOP JEWSHIT)
ahehheee YOU JUST KICKED TEH SLAPZ0R
sure i did, sure i did hes a lolipop
*** Ass-Slapper has joined #fucksociety
sorry about p... he's probably really drunk right now
)*&?(*&? heres fucking drunken right hand I KEEL j00!!
* CarB0nMonOxide humps Louts
Always with the humping.
ALWAYS I LOV IT

 

by fschat
3-07-02
im goin to drink later all )*(&?(*&?(*&?_( (*Y _D*GAD*UGDA*UG*GQ&*YQWGD)QWGDF&(*DQGD)P(G P(YG QP(G (QG (QUG
GOD SPEED YOU CRAZY FUCKING DRUNK
not drunk YET
just you wait when i come back ill cyber each and everyone of you
* CarB0nMonOxide waits for cyber
* MegaTrout looks forward to cyber with french drunk

 

by fschat
3-07-02
cheeto..is angela with you?
she was earlier today we had sort of sex0rz... but not really
Yeah? Tell all of us about it in explicit detail...
i had my penis on top of her pussy... but it never went in
cos it was too small
©P
she is tight
sure she is, sure she is here's a lollipop

 

by fschat
3-08-02
HE IS DRUNK ON POWAR AND GASOLINE
and ass lotion
...they should make a specific lotion for the ass.
yes
* Lotus steals idea
PATENT PENDING
=(

 

by fschat
3-08-02
* ZeroBassX rapes WiCkEdGrL RAW
GET THAT WHORE PIN HER DOWN WITH YOUR CACK
* ZeroBassX rapes Lotus RAW
OH NO THE TABLES SEEM TO HAVE TURNED!
THEY HAVE TURNED IN THE DIRECTION OF HOT
You betcha! *wink*
;D

 

by fschat
3-08-02
ahahha there msut be something wrong
that something is THE JEW
* KillerCheeto points to Staggy
no silly, the Jew is Donni
hes been fingered
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE FINGERED NEXT IF YOU DONT SHUTUP OR MAYBE IF YOU DO SHUTUP THE POINT IS IM GONNA FINGER YOU

 

by fschat
3-09-02
HOW DARE YOU MR. BUU HOW DARE YOU
I DARED I FUCKING DARED I FUCKING WON TO THE FAG MINES WITH YOUZ!!
THE EXTRA U MEANS EXTRA FAT PINK DRAGONBALL Z CHARACTER HAHAH FAG
THE EXTRA U MEANS EXTRA I'M GOING TO GUT YOUR FUCKING ORGANS
* ZeroBassX rapes Wildrose RAW
RAW

 

by fschat
3-13-02
p is being an angry drunk again so abusive when he drinks
nothing worse than an abusive frenchmen
i'll hit him over the head with a coors light bottle
you're american beer couldn't phase p
yes, but shattered glass in his skull just might
:D

 

by fschat
3-13-02
i also like girls with pale skin especially when it's like ghost white mm mm good
maybe if i dressed up like a girl then like a goth girl then i can finally get some money
you're gonna have to do a lot of cross dressing matto you're gonna have to get long purple, black, or blue hair...you'll have to get a boobjob...you'll have to get a whole new warddrobe of black
i have short black hair and a padded bra
LONG NOT SHORT GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR = SUCK ASS ITS LIKE "YES, WE'LL GET BOYFRIENDS BY PRESENTING OURSELVES AS DYKES"
i like having my ass sucked thank you very much

 

by fschat
3-14-02
just because im wicked doesnt make me a whore
OTHERWISE SHE WOULD BE WICKEDHOGRL
thats right haha
or PrEttYStAnkYHoBiTcH
*chirp chirp*
way to not talk you motherfuckers

 

by fschat
3-17-02
so then i fucked Eidolon's mom
AGAIN? jesus
so then i set Somebody's dog on fire
I DONT HAVE A DOG :O
NOT ANYMORE

 

by fschat
3-17-02
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU ALL
THROUGH DAYS OF SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS
THOUSANDS OF HOURS DEVOTED TO THE THEORY
I HAVE REALIZED SOMETHING
YOU ALL SUX COX

 

by fschat
3-17-02
KYLE SHUSH IT
KISS IT
I'LL KISS IT. WITH A CROWBAR THE SHARP SIDE, NOT THE BLUNT ONE
Crowbars don't have a sharp side!
says you
I do!

 

by fschat
3-17-02
I wish I was in ZBX's leet comical comedy. APPARENLTY SUCKING COCK ISN"T A WAY TO GAIN STARDOM?
IT IS UNIDAN, IT IS...
* Deathbuu kills
TIME FOR YOUR DEATH
AND BY STARDOM I MEAN CONDOM.
OH HO HO.
CON DOOM OH HO HO HO I SAID DOOM

 

by fschat
3-17-02
I IS SMORT
I know you is smrat
YOU"RE ALSO A BED-RIDDEN DYNAMO IN THE SACK. and I love you.
yes I are did your mom tell you?
ouoy evol I dna I LOVE YOU. EVOL DNA OMG I JUST DISPROVED GOD
OMG UNIDAN HAS A LEAD BULLET IN HIS SKUL:

 

by fschat
3-18-02
shoot me
how about I just kick you
Ok.. I'm leaving... BYE BYEBYBEYBYEYBEB
*** Eidolon has quit IRC (Quit: )
*** wackmasta has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
its just me and you now P
you idling fucking fag

 

by fschat
3-19-02
MY MY LOOK AT ALL TEH FAEGS
*** ohp-kyle was kicked by Insomnus (MY MY, LOOK AT ALL TEH KICK)
*** Insomnus was kicked by Lotus (What, little Rondar wannabe think he's gonna get his jollies smackin' MY beefytitted bitch up? Nuh uh, homeboy.)
I am the only beefytit bitch around here
You're MY beefytitted bitch

 

by fschat
3-23-02
Scouser t noun Brit. informal a person from Liverpool.
MIGHTY AXE OF SHAGRATH DOTH SMITE THOU!!
so the Beatles stole car tires?
maybe i know ringo did
WOW, I thought all the beatles did was rape babies.
me too

 

by fschat
3-23-02
I'm spending 200 fucking dollars on you, why don't I get to be in the comic?
cos you're never in the chat
Oh so that's how it's gonna be?
er. sorry :\
NO EXCUSES, YOU!
AUGH MY FACE!11

 

by fschat
3-23-02
i dont have the sexaliscious scripts that i have at home, so i cant sex0r you all :(
:(
:'(
* MegaTrout sux ZeroBassX's cox
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO IT THE OL FASHIONED WAY
* ZeroBassX sex0rz MegaTrout * ZeroBassX sex0rz Demorphius * ZeroBassX sex0rz Virus * ZeroBassX sex0rz Insomnus * ZeroBassX sex0rz P

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