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by juunanagou
2-19-02
One find day in an un-named desert
Hey! Guess what!!
Please don't let him find my donuts.
THAT'S WHAT!!
Must control fist of death!
Heehee!! Get it?!
Hahaha. Die you demon hound!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Hey! Did you do your homework last night?
I am Horuzog, King of the Damned! I don't need to do homework petty human!!
Oookay!
You will die a horrible painful death puny mortal!!
Dude! You gotta work on your people skills!
Sorry.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Wake me up before you go-go!
Bad dream bad dream bad dream!
Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-you!
Nope, a drug hallucination no doubt. Shouldn't have taken that acid. Hmm. What to do?
Hey! Wanna see me pull a rabbit outta my hat?
If I killed my roomate, would it be murder or justifiable homicide?

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
One fine day...
Hey! Juuhachigou! I'm gonna go down to the store for some more hentai manga! Wanna go?
Did she say...Hentai?
Do I go and risk my eternal soul? Or do I say and live in misery? Decisions decisions!
Well? I'm leaving now. You coming?
I'm undecided.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
In the middle of nowhere!!
You know, it's your own damn fault we're lost.
Whoopsy. How was I supposed to know the damn thing was upside down.
...!
Well, we might as well find the nearest brothel and stay there for the night.
You're an idiot Dryden.
Thank you!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
It's Juuhachigou's Deathday!
Guess what weird looking cow thing! I'm gonna die!!
Umm... now?
Oh yes! Today is a good day to die! I will die a glorious death!!
Umm...
Just try not to get any blood on my new leather shoes OK?

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Juunanagou gets a job as Hell's official greeter.
Whoa buddy! You can't kill yourself here!
And why not?!
You're already dead you baka!!
Says here that you're right. Oh hell.
Welcome to Hell folks!
Exactly.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Juunanagou meets someone unexpected!
Hey Jesus! What are you doing in Hell?
Just taking a day trip. This cross weighs a fucking ton. You know that?
Um...ok Jesus. Buh-bye!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Juunanagou catches up with an old friend.
Wait a second! Weren't you that girl who used to beat me up and take my lunch money in the 5th grade?!
Umm...I guess so.
Heehee!!
Umm...you're scaring me!
Revenge is a dish best served deep-fried!
I love working in Hell!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
In Chichi's lab...
You haven't seen my roomate have you?
Hmm. Let me think.
Where did she go?... Oh yeah! She's in the particle accelerator!
You are one sick puppy Chichi.
Oh I know. But I've got my reputation as a mad scientist to uphold.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Howdy y'all! Juuhachigou! I challange you to a duel!!
Baka! Juuhachigou is over there!
Juuhachigou! I challange you to a duel!!
Why must you mock me so? Now I must kill you. Shi-ne!!
Later...
Soo...what happened to that weird-ass skeleton dude?
I smote him well.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Hey! Juuhachgou! Let's laugh at the stoner no baka!
Doom doom doom doom.
His ugliness defies description.
Wow. Look who's pissy today!!
Anybody wanna fuck?!?!
Hahaha! I have not yet begun to get pissy! Look at this sad specimen of humanity!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
That one WAS scary but get a load of this freak!! Heehee!
Anybody seen my horse?
See, it takes all kinds! Cowboy no baka!!
Whoa! Talk about delusional! Do they even allow horses in major cities?
I have no idea Juuhachigou.
EEP!! Scary monkey!! Heehee!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
The Omnipotent Dog Creature might have the answer.
Excuse me but...do you know where the little robot's room is?
WOOOOOFFF! Don't ask me that!!
Whoops. Looks like Anni isn't gonna be much help.
Excuse me...
Get lost sicko. I haven't had my morning coffee yet!!
Juunanagou's latent psychic abilities at work!!
Excuse...
Down the hall, second door on the left. Ya can't miss it.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Hey Juunanagou! How do you work the TV remote?
Press the buttons you idiot!
No, I don't mind being surrounded by complete idiots.
It's something you just learn to deal with.
But god damn, does it get annoying!!
Hey Juunanagou! Do you know what 2 + 2 is?

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Outside of Juunanagou's apartment building.
What the...?!
Dryden tried to pinch an amateur mud wrestler's butt and she piledrived him!
Is he all right Jaime?
Yeah. He should be able to walk in say...a month or two.
Yikes! Sounds harsh.
Yeah, but you know it's his own damn fault. Damn hentai beatnik freak.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Hahahaha! They'll never catch me!!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
One fine day in Hell...
Welcome to Hell Legato-sama!
You're kidding me. This is it?!
Um...I'm afraid so Legato. We're still redecorating.
The plot thickens!!
Uh oh. Legato-sama, Satan doesn't like competition.
I am Horuzog!! I will kick Satan's red, warty ass!! BLEGHHH!!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Hahahahahaha! Puny Satan!! I will crush you for I am Horuzog!!
???
Riiiggghhhtt.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Satan defends Hell from Horuzog in a righteous battle royale!!
I shall defeat you Puny Satan!!
Just shut up and fight you giant mutt!
Horuzog makes the first move...
Feel the power of my wrath!!!
...and Satan doesn't even move an inch!
Wha...?!
Jesus H. Christ! You fight like wet noodle!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
The Battle rages on!!
How...?
Now it's my turn butt ugly!! SATANIC FIREBALL ATTACK...ACTIVATE!!
And Satan emerges victorious with only one blow!!
ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ha! No one can withstand my Satanic Fireball Attack!! Suck on that Dog Shit!!
Way to go Satan!!
Son of a bitch. Teach him to try and take over Hell.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Sure hope you learned your lesson Legato.
Yeah. Messing with Satan hurts.
Um...no.
Damn. Got any ice packs?

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Say...Jesus? What is the meaning of life?
Aw damn. Not this question again!!
Soo, what is it? HUH JESUS?! ANSWER ME!!
Oh, allright you pushy son of a bitch. The meaning of life is...
What?! What?! Tell me!!
A good chicken salad sandwhich!!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Juunanagou the cynical anti-hero and Legato the Demon-infested schitzo
Howdy!!
I hate you all. *burp*
Juuhachigou the psycho rabbit and Anni the coffee dependent roomate from Hell
I have not yet decided. Leave me be!
Fuck off. Where's my coffee bitch?
Chichi the anime-obsessed mad scientist and Dryden the Hentai Beatnik freak
Hmm. I wonder what would happen if I combined the DNA of Godzilla and Pikachu?
Hey! Squishy! Let's do the wild thing! You'll have the time of your life!!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Moomoomoo. Leggo my eggo!!
Looks like Goku-bot 2000 needs some work.
Moomoomoo. Leggo my eggo!!
Maybe if I increase his memory capacity, he'll be able say something else other than "Leggo my Eggo".
Some time later...
Moomoomoo. Leggo my eggo!!
Or... maybe not.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Alrighty then Goku-bot, let's work on your Kamehameha wave!!
Where's the beef?
Listen Goku-bot! You're never gonna reach Super Saibot form unless you train!! So concentrate!!
Beef. It's what's for dinner.
*sigh* You're hopeless.
Take the Pepsi Challange today!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Gimme the money or you sleep with the fishes.
Umm... I AM a fish.
It's just one of those days
No, honestly. I bit him! Get it?! Get the joke?
Hehehehehehe! Squirrel!
I am Legato's evil twin, Gotenks!! Bwahahahaha!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
I am Gotenks, Legato's evil twin!! Fear me!!
I will kill you all!...
But only after I finish watching Escaflowne.
Jeeze Gotenks. You're such a sucker for magical girls.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Soo... you're the almighty, fearsome Gotenks.
Yup. Fear me.
You're cute.
Umm...

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Owwy. Being dead hurts like a son of a bitch.
Shut up and get back to work before I stick you again!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Heehee. I will hot-wire Goku-bot 2000 and destroy them all!!
The end is near robot! They will taste destruction!!
Ka-me-ha-me...HA!!
Milk. It does a body good!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Hey, hey hey!! What's a nice looking girl like you doing in a place like this?
Umm...I live here Dryden.
How 'bout you and me do the wild thing right here and now?
She digs me.
You need to lay off the crack Dryden.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Hey there! Stop staring at my phallic ear! Why doth thou mock me?!
Umm...
SHHHHIIIIIIIII-NE!!!
I smote you well.
Itai!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Juuhachigou! Get out of that girl's body!
What?! I like having two functional ears!
Oh sweet jesus on a stick.
Yes.
Fine. Are you happy now?! Dream wrecker!!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
It's Satan!!
Oh, I didn't hear you come in.
If I'd known you were coming, I would have made something.
That's gotta hurt.
Someone will burn for this error.
Owwy!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Heehee. Just face it. You've got a crush on Sailor Jupiter!
I do NOT have a crush on Sailor Jupiter. I think she's a good fighter that's all.
There's no point in hiding it Gotenks. I've looked at your diary.
Is that including the nude drawings in the back?
Yup.
You bastard.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Jesus Jaime. What happened to your Tiki mask?
I got sick of it. Decided for more of a..."goth" kinda look.
Hey, do you have fangs and a cape?
Hell no! I'm not THAT pathetic.
Damn. I was gonna tell you to bite me.
Gomen. My bad.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
*blub blub* I will kill you all! *blub blub*
Jesus H. Christ Gotenks!! Get the hell out of the aquarium!!
Whoa. Your brother is a serious freak Legato.
Thanks for reminding me.
No problem.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Next...On Jerry Springer...
I try hard not to watch.
Hey, Legato. It's Trish. I just called to say, it's not working out. No hard feeling OK? Bye.
I try not to think about it.
"Hey Legato-sama. Sure I'd like to have a threesome. Just not with you. Love Kandi"
I keep trying to get away but it keeps dragging me back in.

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Your pitiful kicks don't frighten me.
Oh yeah? I'll kick your ass!
Victory is Juunanagou's
Neat!

 

by juunanagou
2-19-02
Hi Gohan! What's up?
Nothing.
Got any plans for tonight?
No.
Damn. You're no fun.
Umm...

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Hey Gotenks. Have you seen Legato?
No. Shut up or I'll kill you.
Hehee. You are sooo damn cute. You know that?
...
Leave me alone woman!!

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Hey Legato! You know what day it is?
No.
It's Hump Day!!
What the...?!
Hahahahaha hahaha haha haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. It must be Wednesday then. Heh.

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
You know it isn't nice to dye your hair, steal my clothes and impersonate me Gotenk.
Shut up and die.
This hair dye makes my scalp itch. I knew I should have done that test on the box. Now I must kill something.
*sigh* Why me Lord? Why me?
Hey look! A poodle!! Here doggy doggy doggy!

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Wow Goku-bot! Your energy levels are through the roof!
Mento's the FRESH MAKER!!!
Keep this up and you'll be in Super Saibot form in no time!!
A limited time only. While supplies last!
And it's not available in any stores!!

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
I wish you would stop brooding like this.
What's wrong with brooding?
Um... maybe you haven't noticed yet but your negative energy leveled Detroit.
Really...
Not like it's much of a change.

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Nail. Nail! Nail!!!
Allen! What the hell are you doing in my room?!
Duh. Pounding a nail through my skull. Isn't it obvious?
Oookay. What ever Allen. Just don't get blood on the new carpet.
*sigh* Such is life.

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
AHHH!!! NOOOO!
What the hell are you babbling on about Juunanagou?
Oh. It's only you Krillin. For a minuet there, I thought you were Legato.
What the hell?
Now I feel insulted.

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
What's up with the line Krillin?
Somebody got Dryden drunk and put him in a dunk tank full of acid. We're gonna see who's the first to dunk him!!
Haha! I shall kill him!!
I want his skull for my collection for I am Horuzog!!
I told you to reverse the polarity Chichi. I told you!
Oh shut up Jaime. I may be a squirrel but I can still bite yer head off.

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Must get...eyedrops!
Hey mister. Why are your eyes so big?
GAAHHH!! DIE FOUL SATANIC SPAWN!! DIE!!
Whoa.

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