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by lalaland
7-24-07
hey!!
hey
r u my brother?
no, but i can be ur boyfriend!
cool!
...yea. i didnt really mean that

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
who are you?
i am George bush
you the guy who start war right?
guess you can say that
face the wrath of my flaming sword!
face the wrath of my...teddy bear?!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
2 guys are obviasly clwons and they dont know
hey! ur a clown!
hey! i am! u r 2!
2 sisters reunite
hey sis!
hey! wait a minute...
and...run away
EEKK!!!!
run!! twin clowns!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
hey! ur bill from that commercial!
darn right i am!
...looks thinner in person
she's mighty small
u still here?
um...remember to drink lots of sperm!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
Sam seems to be telling someone something...
and thats how i got 2 be a real man
...that sucked
he's trying again
so now i'm a real man
uh- huh keep talkin
no! not her!
and so i am officially a real man
ew! go away

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
Sally is reporting something 2 the police
uh huh uh huh
then he said i had a big head!
...we dont arrested for that
im not done
grrr! im back Sally!!!
Ekk! mr. police officer!!!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
3 2 1 blast off
i really dont think i should play ur cat
nosense!
r we there yet?
welcome 2 the land of...my little sister?
goo!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
ok. Now i'm abriham lincon, and ur my duaghter ok?
goo!
...so duaghter what should we do now?
goo!
no we cant go flying around cryberspace
goo?

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
no sister. i cna tplay with u.
goo!
no! im doing my homework!
goo!
*sigh* i admit. u r very stuborn
goo!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
argh!
hey what?
run!!!
...from what?
argh!
what? care for an old money needer?

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
shit
what?
stupid bastard of a boyyfriend stole my favorite underwear.
again?!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
hey sis!
hey
...
not again
whatcha doin?
nothing! absolutly nothing

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
hi!
oh great here we go again
i said hi u big bastard!
i am NOT gonna marry u!!
...so i guess that means i cant get that toy?

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
...hey sis
what?
...
...oh no no!
can u play with me?
??????

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
hey mom
yea?
put some clothes on
...i totally forgot!
agh!!
weird lady!! run sister!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
yo mom!
...im ur dad
er...right.
...
yo mom!
lalalala...MOMMY!!!!!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
ring ring!
yes?
phone will blow up in 5 4 3 2 1...
huh??!!
AAAA!!! MOMMY!!!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
hi sis!
now what?
lets go 2 the park!
...fine
erm...on second thought...
evil clowns!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
sis i cant talk
b-but Dan!
look. ever scince u wernt a baby u've been talking 2 me.
so?
cant talk
u just were

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
sis!
yes big brother?
what have u done 2 my boxers?
those were yours?
........
oops. I thought they were Daves

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
sis!!!
what now?
what have u done 2 me?
...what?
im brown!!
its just chocolate!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
hun we needa talk
sure dad
u need 2 stop anoying ur brother for 5 min. ok?
ok
.......is 5 min. over yet?
!!!!!! DAD!!!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
boy mom! ur pregnet again?
im sorry Dan
u promised i would never have another sib in my life!
ITS UR DAD'S FALT!!!!
did i hear my name and falt in the same sentence?!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
....my new sis
....ur new around here arent u?
...i hate u

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
i want 2 rule the world!!!
...crazy kid
u'll need a lisence for that
really? darn
hey sis do u have a lisence i could borrow
????

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
...well sis, its just u and me...
......
and that brat of an older brother
i had 2 have 2 younger sisters
yep
....great

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
i see a resemblence between u and my sis...but what about me?
ur just not as special as us girls

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
hey bro
dont say it
how do u know what im gonna say?
cuz u say it evey day. im not gonna give u 5 bucks!
geez! i guess u didnt want that totally expensive shirt i got u!
shirt??!!!! h-here's that 5 bucks u wanted!

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
...
...
...
...
who the hell r u?
ur not my brother!!

 

one night while Dan was praying...
dear jesus...CAN U FUKIN GET MY SISTERS OUTA HERE??!!
hey watch ur tone young man! and im not god! well ya i am so deal with it!
by lalaland, 7-24-07

 

by lalaland
7-24-07
dude i dont even live with ur sisters and already i hate them!
ya i know
ok fuck!
hi! ur my brothers friend right?
....whered she go?
god! have u seen my sister?

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
...so sis.
what
can i borrow 5 bucks?
...guess not

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
i hate our brother
uh-huh. I'm gonna go play
i hate my brother
cool. im going home.
mommy, i hate my brother
u dont even have a brother!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
mom
yes?
please dont tell me ur pregnet
then i wont tell u.
u ARE arent u?
im not telling like u said.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
darling...
ya
*crash!*
Dan seems kinda upset about me being pregnent. Maybe we should stop having sex.
WHAT???!!!!!!
er...or u better start wearing condoms. Cuz after this, i cant afford to have another 1.
aaww...

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
...i suppose u wawith nt me 2 play u.
yep.
ugh fine. what do u wanna play?
ok im the pretty lady and ur my ugly servant now crub my feet worthless poop!!!!
aargh!!!!!
HEY! GET BACK HERE!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
Dan meets his new baby sister
......thats my new sister. Kinda small...
.....geeeezzz is that my big brother? looks kinda doopy
she looks harmless enough
dont come any closer. I bite.
saly moves Halley to the hallway
hey! why the hell did u do that?
dont come any closer. She bites.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
hey Sally
what?
hows ur sister going?
which 1?
......
......

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
ugh...*burp*
who the hell r u?
drunken takes off jaket
i am mr.......um
u forgot ur name.
no thats-thats my name. Mr. um.
im outa here.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
hey bro
what the hell do u want?
well i guess u dont wanna know that im getting married!
whoa whoa! did u speak 2 mom about this??!!!
not yet. But his name is Bill
i think i'll just be leaving now...must be feeling tired

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
hi Bill
hi hun
my older brother isnt used 2 the fact that im getting married before he does.
i see. Well...
im gonna tell him to fuck up its my life
and im gonna go get another beer.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
fuck up its my life
but im supposed 2 care 4 u.
but im past college. Bro, im 23!
and im 26!
...im changeing my mind. fuck up and find a girl friend
im leaving.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
mom im getting married
!!!!! WHAT??!!!!!!
its my fucking life. his name is Bill
id like 2 meet him
*burp* hi muder fucker
hell no Sarah!!!! ur NOT getting married 2 this peice of shit!!!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
well i guess i cant marry u
damn mother! gemme a gud bye kiss?
hell no! i dont kiss ass-drunkens!
fuck u. bye
haha
what kind of fucking 26-year-old r u?

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
dude. i feel bad for ur sister
i dont
why not? she just got canned by ur mom saying she cant marry that ass-drunk!
......she should learn to deal with it.
i feel bad for ur sister
2 bad

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
dude how come i never see ur new sister?
she died yester day.
mother was crying over the loss of baby
waaa!!
but hey mom! least u have me, Sarah and Dan!
i had pain in child birth for that!
oh.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
hun...
yes sweetie
why dont we ever have damn sex anymore?
Josh! Our Dan is 26! we cant have another baby!
fuck. im outa here
unless u use condoms daddy!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
i found another boyfriend
WHAT???!!!! why do u always tell me at fuckin work?
i dont know
he'sanother ass-drunk right?
no, he's bitch-drunk.
big difference

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
...
...
...
...
why am i wasteing my damn time staring at a clown?
fuck i cant find my bunny

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
this time my boyfriend's not drunk
lemme guess. he smokes like it was life.
damn! how'd u know?
i guessed.

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