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by legolexi
1-22-04
Crusty Caned Burger at 3:14 PM. Don't ever date anyone that works at a burger place with out paying for the burger first.
Yeah. Welcome to Crusty Caned Burgers. How may I help you?
Can I have a mac-frie and 2 Crusty Can Burgers?
Anything Thing Else?
And One side order of your lovin'!!
Lets this be a lesson to you all.Thank You
I think I'll just die before I turn 20.
THATS ALL BABE!!

 

by legolexi
1-22-04
Learning To Hunt. 4:22 PM.
Ummm...Dad.Whats this?
Boy. Your going to be a man soon. And I'm gonna teach you how to hunt!
Dad. Last time you tought me how to hunt and you almost shot mom in the leg.
Well this times diffrent boy. Now. Go get yourself a gun!
I take that all back. Why don't we just go to the Crusty Can Burger and get the road kill they serve.
Fine with me.

 

by legolexi
1-23-04
Diverdalle High School. 2:32 PM
Like Oh My God. Everyone has been saying that I went with DJ and Mark and had a three way! Can you imagen me in a three way?!
I can barley imagen you in a 2 way.
Hold the anger hold the anger!!
Cindy. Are you ok?
Maybe I should go lay down and die.
Yes. Maybe you should.

 

by legolexi
1-23-04
On the Corner. V-Friends Can Help.
Hey Cindy. Whats wrong.
Jeron just dumped me. Than I got an C- on my math test. I am so grounded!
I know how you fill. Yesturday I got mud on my new jeans and my sisters brand new boots.
Ummm...My cousins singel! He he
I hate you.

 

by legolexi
1-23-04
Cindys Mothers House. 7:14 PM
Hey Dude. I'm your new baby sitter.
Go go ga Blllluuuubbbb.
Do you want to get stoned?
Bla Bla Bla. Gu gi bluaaaaaaa.
Nice job little dude. You earned some pizza. But next time. JUST SAY NO!!
Bla Bla Wha?!

 

by legolexi
1-23-04
Domin Ave. 5:49 PM
Hello der. I am lookinf for de Main Street Pentegon. Have you seen it?
Who the $@&% are you?
I am Osam...Ol'Ben. Yes. Ol' Ben
Why?
I have to drop something off within 10 minutes.
Only if I can come!

 

by legolexi
1-23-04
Busywalterzan Street. 12:22 AM
Whats today?
Umm...I think Monday.
Shuddent we be at school?
*GASP*
What
You just asked about...Shall I dare say it...SCHOOL!!!!

 

by legolexi
1-23-04
Jarovonies Labrotory. 6:14 PM
Hmm...I fill like acting like I'm with a real woman. Robrotron#183. Woman Mode.
Yes Master.
GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM JEROVONIE!!
I should have said not my mom.
Than go wash the disehes. And than I will be able to iron your underware and make you cookies for bed time and when you wake up I will have the new AppleJacks Ceral On the table and...

 

by legolexi
1-23-04
Leons Coal Factory. 7:14 AM
Welcome to your new job. You'll be shovin coal up the tubes to make heat fo me. Now get to work.
Wait.How much do I get paid?
Never mind that. Just get to work.
I'm not working till I know how much I get paid.
Lets just say its it's 1 between a monkeys ass.
#$%@ YOU.

 

by legolexi
1-23-04
Diver Dalle Street . 4:15 PM.
We meet agian.
Yes. I can see.
You spoled all of my plains. I shall Now kill you!!!
Not if I beet you to it!
Diver Dalle Street . 4:15 PM.
I warned Him. He didn't take it.

 

by legolexi
1-23-04
Basball Feild. Jonny is bord. Once agian.
im bored
hi
want to get sucked up?
sure
ok what time

 

by legolexi
1-23-04
Malie Street -Car Crash. 5:22 PM
Hello everybody and Welcome to Eye Dark News! There has just been a crash on Malie Street. We will talk to eye witnessess.
Excuse me sir. Did you see what happened?
Arr...I saw it wth me own one eye. It was harsh!
What about you ma'am. Did you see the crash?
Dude. Like I only keep the peice. I can't tell you that the guy started sliding all over the road and crashed into a tow truck than went-Opps. I just told the story.

 

by legolexi
1-23-04
Malie Street -Car Crash. 5:22 PM
Hello everybody and Welcome to Eye Dark News! There has just been a crash on Malie Street. We will talk to eye witnessess.
Excuse me sir. Did you see what happened?
Arr...I saw it wth me own one eye. It was harsh!
What about you ma'am. Did you see the crash?
Dude. Like I only keep the peice. I can't tell you that the guy started sliding all over the road and crashed into a tow truck than went-Opps. I just told the story.

 

by legolexi
1-23-04
Ummm...Lisa. Will you maryy me?
Uhh...I'm um...Kinda..Well...You know...
Look If you didn't want to go with me all you had to do was say so...
Feeewwww.Glad I got that of my chest!

 

by legolexi
1-24-04
Main High School || Main St. || 1:37 PM
Mark . Have you seen my sister?
No. Why?
It's just that I haven't seen her around the school for a while.
Well she wasn'tin class today.
Do you think that...
No. She can't be.

 

by legolexi
1-24-04
Main High School || Main St. || 1:52 PM
Hmm...I wonder if Cindy knows where she is.I'll have to ask her after school.
Mian St. Corner || Main St. || 3:37 PM
Cindy have you seen Jamey?
No. She usaly hangs out with me and Lisa at lunch but she wasn't there today. And she wasn't at 2nd period neither.
Well Ummm...Do you know where she might be?
Check Lisa's house. She might be there.

 

by legolexi
1-24-04
Lisas House || Bushwason St. ||4:22PM
No. I haven't seen here. But if I do I'll tell you.
Ok. Thanks
The Next Day || Park Road || 2:22 PM
So whats up? Missing Child,Fax Mechine,Messed Up hair,Murder Case?
My sister Jamey is missing.
Whats she look like?
Well Um...Shes like my color. Black eyes. She always wears a blue top with blue jeans and black shoes. Dark culy hair.

 

by legolexi
1-24-04
Jameys House || A few Hours Later
You stay here while I go look for clues.
Ok.
Coswell Ave. || Jenvu City || 5:22 PM
Have you seen anybody by the name of Jamey Wilson?
I ain't sayin nothin!
It'ed be best if you did.
Umm...Yha!!Shes at this arabian guys Coal Mine. It's on main street and around the corner of Bobs Homemade Fish Mart! Please...Spare My Life.

 

by legolexi
1-24-04
Mask Coal Mine||Somewhere|| 7:28PM
Are you the Aribian Guy at Mask Coals Mine?
Yup. Just call be Ol'Ben.
Have you seen a girl by the name of Jamey Wilson?!
I only talk for food.
All I got is rosted and raw penuts.
Good enough.

 

by legolexi
1-24-04
Somewhere || Neverland || 2:14 PM
Hmm...The Guy Said he would be here. I ogtta get a disqise.
This should do.
Are you Jerovoinie Vozinsky?Uhhhh....Dude.
Acording to my notes I would say...YES!Lets go to my house.

 

by legolexi
1-24-04
Jerovonies Robot Labrotory || 2:14 PM
It looks like you've been quite busy. Createing robots I see.
Yes...I've been creating woman robots. But I need some woman DNA.
Have you gotten any woman DNA yet?
Not yet. *chuckle* But I will have some very soon. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
From who?
That information is Classified!

 

by legolexi
1-24-04
Main St. Corner || Main St. || 4:40 PM
I bet you want to know how it's going eh?!
Well. I was going to ask for money but. Sure I would like to know.
Well. You can have a five. But so far I have only 2 suspects. Ol'Ben and Jerovonie V.
Hey. I know Jerovonie. He's making woman robots but he needs some woman DNA. Do you think he kidnapped my sister for the DNA.
Thats why I put him as a suspect!
Yes. I kinda noticed. So can I have that 5 bucks now?

 

by legolexi
1-24-04
Oh man. I'm lost. It's been 3 days and I haven't found home yet.
Excuse me ma'am. Are you Jamey Wilson?
OH MY GOD!!YES. DO YUO KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND MAIN STREET??
I've been looking for you. You can come home now.
NOT WITH YOU!!!
Beve me ma'am. You wouldn't want to come to my house.

 

by legolexi
1-24-04
Can I borrow your penciel. I mines broke.
No.
Dude. Your gay then.
I know.
Argh. Than your LESBIAN!!
You take that back.

 

by legolexi
1-24-04
Like welcome to channel 3 news.
Today we go live with the newist singer '3vi1 G3rb3er'.
Thank You Lynsiy...So. How is your singing going?
Oh. It's Goin great. My mom thinks its fine to. Only becauses I pay her 200 bucks a month. Oh. Am I getting paid for this?
No. But this brodcast is brout to you bt Cocacola. Don't sniff it. Drink it!
Cocacola!!

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Main St.Corner || Main Street ||3:22PM
Pssst.Hey kid. You wanna buy some invisable spray?Only 1.50.
Sure. I'll take two packs.
Alright. Two packs will cost... 3.00 + Shipping and handling.
But I'm right here.
I strongly advise you to pay the price.
Alright already.

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Hey Mark. I got some invisable Spry stuff. Wanna try it out?
Sure. But I have my own.
Is it working?
I guess yes. But...Why are we so close to the ground?

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Now what do we do? Where like ants and no one can see us!
I GOT IT!!!We can go to everyones house and they will think where gost!
Great Idea Mark!
HOT FIVE!
MY EYE!! MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. Sorry.

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Wait. I forgot. I had some of these weired pills that make you taller!They say as tall as shack but I don't think it's true.
Who gives a %$@&. JUST GIVE ME ONE!!!
*Gulp*
*Swallow*
IT WORKED.
Hot Five!!!

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Hey. Lets go to Lisas House and scare the mess out of her!!
Great Idea!
......................*Ding Dong*....................
How is it?
It's Mark and Chris.
I hate door dogers!
Oh don't worry. Where still here!

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Ok Lisa. Your just hearing stuff. Don't worry.
Ohhh...Lisa. Still Wanna have a threesome?!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh..*Slam*
He he he we got her!! HOT FIVE
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. MY OTHER EYE!!!!!!!!!

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Hey...What time is it?
It's umm..HALF PAST INVISABLE!!
Wow. It's getting late. Lets go swimming. It might get this whole invisable thing off our minds.
Ok.
My eyes fill refreshed.
We still have our close on. Oh well. We better get home. Jamey is going to be so mad. Cya.

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Hmmm...The instructions say if you want to build a wall get a screwdriver and a nail first.
Sadly...WE DON'T HAVE A SCREWDRIVER.
Well...I have a hammer.
Good enough. Now just screw it in. Or hammer it in.
Servril Minutes Later On That " Wall".
Och....
Hmm. I don't think its in right.

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Everyone has a certain time when they don't want to be buged.
Kinda like me. When I don't want to be bugged...I kill.
Evil Parks Room----||----Mark V.'s Room
Hi Mark. How has it been going?
I'm fine. Hows your brother?
Aperiantly he didn't make it out alive...
he he he...

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Main Str. High || Main Street || 2:14 PM
I told my mom I'd stop cursing.
Wow. You did?
%$#& $@!^ YES!
You siad you'd stop swearing!
It's a seven day process.
Oh.

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Life can be weird yet intresting sometimes.
No one really know what it's about.
Some people decide to get loans find money or just leave there house at a young age and don't make it out on there own. Usaly its rune aways at the age of 15 or younger.It dosen't really work.
Yup. Life is great.Just great.
Others just watch the world go by calmy keeping all the anger in and than whishing they could have done something. Than they usally let the anger out on themselfs.
I always wanted to do this.

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Many people think they have true resons why they have life.
Others don't even know why where here and who they are.
I'm here to help Jason. He still wont take my resame tho.
I'm here for many usless things really.
I'm here to take over the world. And be very annoyingly bosy!!
I'm here to win the "ALL YOU CAN EAT PANCAKES" at Ihop compotion with my friends! *Burppppp*

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Leona's House || Crave Str. || 6:14 PM
Awww....Look at the cute wittle baby!
Oh You think this is cute? Ha ha ha.
I don't get it...
Ahhh...Girl version of me!!! MOMMEYYYYY!!!
I still got it! He he.

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Have you ever chated on the internet and you think your talking to some one you don't know but your talking to your best friend or something. And you start lieing?
Well. It can happen.
Well...My name is Mark V. and I am 6'9 and I live in Denver with my best friend Lisa.
Mark V. Sounds like I heard it before. MARK V. FROM MAIN STR. HIGH?! YOU LIEIER!!!!
It was all an accident. I promise you.
This will be around the school in about 5 minutes. Wish you luck! MARK!!!!

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Sometimes things you see on T.V. can really happen to you. Belive me. It happens.
'Oh Brianna. How could You?" "I was only following the rules Sally"
The "Freaky Sally Shoe Show"2:30PM
So. She has been cheating on the test after all.
I gussess so. Wait till da school hears 'bout dis!! HA HA HA
So she has been cheatin on Mark! Wait till I tell Jamey!!
Dude...What are you talking about?

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Some people can't wait to take something away from you.
So don't make them wait. Or you'll make it worse.
I wonder whys she chating so much. Can't she just GO TO SLEEP?!
And Jamyes like Oh my goddness so I'm about to talk to mark when-"-"
I'm sorry. Did I take to long?

 

by legolexi
1-25-04
Ok. I've updated your program cerciet to 20%. I wont make it any higer!
I strongly advice that you do kid!
Why should I?
Hint: I've been smokein fools like you sence I was a small T.V.!!
I have updated your program cerciet to 80%. I wont make it any higer!
Good enough for me.

 

by legolexi
1-27-04
Life is also very confusing at times. You might think something will happen...
...When the total opposite does.
You WINNNNN.......
oh my god. ui'm rich I'm rich I'm rich. All my war life has paid off!!!!!!!!
Tell my wife...I love her! Ahhhhhhh...
Who knew a alk show could send you back in time?

 

by legolexi
1-27-04
You ever notice how confusing life is? It ca be very fustrating at times.
But who cares? Magie Simpson?
Tell me something about you.
Well...My real GPA is only 2.31 (Don't tell anybody) and I'm very artistic on PC
It says: Yiu will have a job in art!... But it wont last TOO long.
Nobody loves art do they?!

 

by legolexi
1-27-04
Something to you remind you for all you resume makers and "I need a Job Now"
There are to ways to get jobs. Let it come to you (This usally happens to people who become famus) or let you come to it like pray (Don't get you hopes up high)
Leting The Job Come To You ...
Would you like to work for me young fellow? Your pay is 25.00 an hour and you get medical and dental care with a free Cup every promotion.
SURE!!!!
Letting work come to you ...
You can work for me. You get paid 10 cent an hour and you only have foot care. Oh. AND YOU WILL WORK FOR ME...AND ONLY ME!!!!.
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!

 

by legolexi
2-10-04
Sunny Day On Earth || 2:18 PM
Earth dweler...Tell me where the plant "Xerazina" is!
Mowww?
Oh yes. It's a planet about this big and it's suronded by firery layer of black. Have yiou seen something like that?
Moowwww?!*Kluffff*
Many Hours Later || 2:16 PM || The Next Day
I tried to warn this far eathling. But he didn't take the warning did he?! Noo...Don't litsen to the thing with one eye?!

 

by legolexi
2-10-04
You ever wonder what the world has in store for just you?
I really don't want to know because I might end up as faster farm chicken.
I'm going to be on the next Sevester and Tweety show. I've been practicing to.But sadly. My practice dosent come back to life. *Burpp*
I'm gonna be on that California Cheese cemercail!
You WISH!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!

 

by legolexi
2-10-04
Above Clouds In Heaven || Time Unknown
Huh?! What are you doing in heaven?!
My mom said dat Santa would be up here!
Well...Your moms a filthy lier and she wont be up her ok sweety.
Okie dokie.
By the way..How did you get up here?
My mommy told me not tell nobody. Wanna see me pull my liver out my nose and put it in my eye?

 

by legolexi
2-10-04
Above Clouds In Heaven || Time Unknown
Huh?! What are you doing in heaven?!
My mom said dat Santa would be up here!
Well...Your moms a filthy lier and she wont be up her ok sweety.
Okie dokie.
By the way..How did you get up here?
My mommy told me not tell nobody. Wanna see me pull my liver out my nose and put it in my eye?

 

by legolexi
2-11-04
Heaven is not all like you may think it is...
I'VE BEEN WAITIN' HERE FOR HOURS! WHEN IM I GONNA BE JUDGED?!!
Up Above In Heaven || Unknown Time
I heard Jesus is going to do a serimoni like in the bible!
So thats why he gave me all these penuts!
Still In Heaven || Generations Later
And so..Hey you in the front there. Peice be still!! [Sit down now]
I'm sorry..But I must go retreat to hell as fast as possibal is know.

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