All comics by mike444

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Wow man, I'm like tripping!
Yeah well,so am I!
Cooool.......
Yeah I know.
Okay then
You hurt my feelings!

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Wanna go to that party tonight?
Sure,why not.
Okay, let's leave.
Okay.
Come on!
Coming!

 

by mike444
2-14-07
I'm pregnant........with your baby!
Oh crap!
Uhhhhhh man.....
Dude I'm gonna be a dad!
Wow!

 

by mike444
2-14-07
A dad.....your gonna be a dad!
Yeah,with that nurse!
That's my sister!
Oh my god!
The chase was on
I'm gonna kill you!
Oh shit!

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Your gonna be dead!
F'N A!
I'm sorry we'v been experiencing technical difficulties
Now were back
Listen I'm sorry.

 

by mike444
2-14-07
It's time!
It's time to have the little prick!
So the child was born
Ga ga!
Stevey!

 

by mike444
2-14-07
I'm gonna eat your flesh!
I dare you!
Fine, I will
Than do it!
I said I would.

 

Want to eat shit with me?
No way!
by mike444, 2-14-07

 

by mike444
2-14-07
I have got to get to work,can you take me?
uwadonda!
Excuse me can you take me to work?
I have a kid, Stevey that I can't afford now do you think I can take you to your F-U-C-K ing job?
Crap!

 

I found out I'm made out of bacon!
No Crap! That's why your called bacon man!
by mike444, 2-14-07

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Captain, our ship was hit!
By God the rich people are attacking!
MEANWHILE.........
Everything's coming to plan!
Indeed!
TO BE CONTINUED.....

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Previousley............ The rich people started attacking blurkon ship
Captain, I'v killed the rich people with our mistles!
Great!
MEANWHILE..........
Ha! Ha! Ha!
To Be Continued...............

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Manhatten, New York
Suck my boobs-----------or else!
Oh boy,your giving me a flmongin'boingin.
Austin, Texas
Gee Mister, My mom said not to talk to strangers
Your a fine specemine of child.
L.A., California
That's right,burn!
Owhhhhhh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I should have given you the money! I see my skin melting! And I think I see Grandma. Grandma, Grandma? You peace of crap! I never liked those knitted sweaters!

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Stop playing with those maches!
Never!
Shit!
Go to hell!
Sorry

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Wanna hear asecret?
Sniper time!!!!!!!!!!
To be concluded

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Lock and load!
Here comes my secret........
Frie!
The End

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Oh boy , you killed him!
Time to die!
Crap! My best friend's dead now I am!
Killed that little weisel!

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Coming!
Come on man, let's go!
Wow, you look stupid!
Oh yeah!
TO BE CONTINUED....
Hello!

 

by mike444
2-14-07
This week's comic: pooped pants
Oh my god, I pooped my pants!
How interesting.
I'm constepated!

 

by mike444
2-14-07
This week's comic: valentine's day special#1
It's vd day daddy!
So.......
Guess what, I'm pregnant-again!
Crap!
Dude happy valentine's day. Oh by the way I got your sister pregnant-again.
You peace of crap!

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Now I'm going to kill you. just like your retard friend!
crap!
2 weeks later
Sir,can I go?
I didn't kill you yet. By the way is this dungeon-ish basement-ish room cold and musty? oh yeah it is!
To Be Continued....
oh my god! Where am I?
yeah, me too!

 

by mike444
2-14-07
Is this hell?
Worse!
Charlie was sliced up like balogni!
charlie, can I see you for a minute?
To Be Continued......
Wasn't Charlie that other kid?
Oh my god!

 

by mike444
2-14-07
This week's comic: Day 1
guess what! I got us a job!
cool!
We sell creep bunny things!

 

by mike444
2-15-07
I'm waiting, Zeek.
Crappy shit! And damn! Bitch!
Oh crap! He cut his head off!
wHERE AM I?

 

by mike444
2-15-07
This week's comic: The fight!
Listen if you don't want to be sold then don't come to us!
well I'm leaving
Hey what's going on?
TO BE CONTINUED.......
I'm sending a little friend to take care of them!

 

by mike444
2-15-07
Where am I?
A very bad place!
i'm leaving for work, I'll be back later to slice you up!
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Time to escape!

 

by mike444
2-15-07
I'm gettin' out of here!
Wait up!
The two boys had then left. But then...... TO BE CONTINUED.....................................
What the......
I knew we souldn't have wen't down here!

 

by mike444
2-15-07
This week's comic: The Fight! (Part 2)
Okay one of them is gay and the other one's bacon or shit or something! Got it?
Got it.
Are you shit?
No I'm bacon man.
TO BE CONTINUED......
Gotta kill you and youre faggy friend!
Crap!

 

by mike444
2-15-07
hey, see last night's game?
no.
yeah, there was no game last night.
What the hell!

 

by mike444
2-15-07
So I said get out of my way and.......
Do you shut up?
What?
Just shut up.
Scroo you!
When your asleep, I'll give you an anal probe.

 

How fat are you?
Pretty fat.
by mike444, 2-15-07

 

by mike444
2-15-07
oh my God!
How much was that gun?
297.49
Will Joe's eyes be ok? Will he defeat that Kangaroo? Was that gun really 297.49 And will Fonze make the jump with his motorcycle? Find out next time on Conversations with Joe
Ahhhhh you shot my eyes!
Ha! Ha! Ha!

 

by mike444
2-15-07
PREVIOUSLEY.......... Joe got shot in the eyes by a kangaroo!
Oh God! My eyes!
That's right!
Oh crap!
Works every time!

 

Why is there a nail in your head?
cause' I want it to be there- gosh!
by mike444, 2-15-07

 

by mike444
2-16-07
So, how old are you?
What the hell kinda' question is that?
well I was just........
Did it maybe occure too you i'm a migit?
well I'm sorry!
And I'm 32.

 

by mike444
2-16-07
okay, I don't even know where to begin what's wrong with what you look like!
YA!
Okay, I'll begin, you sell like **** that's ****ed a **** smelling like **** thats ate **** all day. Your close look like a ****ing **** made it. Oh, by the way, your ****'s untied.
YA! ****
TO BE CONTINUED......
wait a minute, what was I just saying? in the speach bubble, every time I cursed, there was stars instead of the word. See look, ************ and ******** ******** in the *********
YA!

 

by mike444
2-18-07
PREVIOUSLEY On Conversations with Joe......... Joe found out that every time he sweares, he gets bleeped out. Also, he has been talking to some weird guy who sais YA, a lot. Now back to your story
well, what should we do?
YA!
For the love of god!
YA!
TO BE CONTINUED.......
so, now it's time to get cracken!
Indeed!

 

by mike444
2-18-07
PREVIOUSLEY.... the guy said something besides YA and every time Joe swore, it got bleeped out!
You just said something besides YA!
yeah so......
so now we can find out why every time I swor, I got bleeped Out!
Okay.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
I wonder why....
Yeah, me too.

 

by mike444
2-19-07
PREVIOUSLEY..... Joe has been swearing but, has been getting bleeped out. And the other guy has finalley stopped saying YA!
so, why do you think I got bleeped out!
i don't know.
Because I am the creator of this comic!
Who said that?
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Well how do you like this? **** in *****en ***** eatin' **** ****!

 

by mike444
2-19-07
PREVIOUSLEY...... you know what? Who really gives a crap? Just read the comics before this one! There you go that's what happened last time!
This creator can't stop me from swearing!
YA!
How do you like that? I made him say YA again!
Ohg my God, you'v gotta be ****ten me!
YA!
You know what? I don't really care any more! just bleep me out, what ever! This comic ends right here, so NOT to be continued! The End!

 

by mike444
2-19-07
So, are those antlers real, or what?
Yeah, yeah, there real.
Good, good.
Yep.

 

by mike444
2-19-07
You look stupid, you idiot!
I'll set you on fire!
Oh my God! Why?! Why?!
Who's the idiot know?
R.I.P. Joe Feb. 15 2007- Feb. 19 2007

 

by mike444
2-19-07
This week's comic Presidents Day Special #2
I wish I were President.
You know, today is President's day.
Hmmmmm, I could kill GWB.....

 

by mike444
2-19-07
ROBBIE: The Burning Story
Hello.
Scroo you!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ouch!
EPILOGUE
I'll have my revenge!

 

by mike444
2-19-07
THE REVENGE OF ROBBIE
TWO Years Later......
Remember me?
No?....
Don't like that, do ya'?
You turned me into ****!

 

by mike444
2-20-07
RETURN OF THE WIZARD: ROBBIE III
I'm Baaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
Oh my God! I thought I turned you into crap!
Well, get ready to leave!
Huh?
HA! Ha! ha! Ha!
what the h-e-double hockey stick did you turn me into?

 

by mike444
2-20-07
ROBBIE: HOW IT BEGAN
What the?......
Don't be fooled, I'm magical!
I'll give you a power to turn people in to things!
Cool!
So someday, if a wizard comes along that's mean, turn him into something.
I doubt that'll ever happen!

 

by mike444
2-20-07
This week's comic: The Fight (PART 3)
Time to die!
Ouch!
BAcon Man then, died. and so did Bob

 

Hello.
Don't talk to me!
by mike444, 2-20-07

 

by mike444
2-20-07
Ol' Mc Donald sittin' on a bench......
Pickin' his balls with a cherry rench, axcidentally split em' open, called the doctor, doctor said, "Oops man! Your balls are dead!".....
When I die, burrie me, stick my balls on a cherry tree, when there ripe, take a bite, it's not my fault if you barf all night!

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