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by myles1890
11-29-06
I'm sorry dude, but you just don't have the bytes to play World of Warcraft.
BUT I'M A GOD DAMNED DELL! A DELL!
I know, but still, I need to get a better PC. You gotta understand.
*Sniffle* Okay...
Now, let daddy see those circuits...
!

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Wow, I thought the Wii was some sort of sex device or something. Turns out, it's a video game system for teenagers.
Wow, you figured that out on your own, eh?
Goes to show you what I know about technology. I thought a Palm Pilot was just another slang term for whacking off.

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
If you were an American soldier...
SIEG HIEL!
You'd want to stay home, too. Why, you ask?
Does this uniform make my barrel look fat?
Dur, it's fucking hot over there!
I think my nuts just turned to dust...

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Meanwhile, in Alaska!
~And we're back, with the Weather where you live, with Tasha Stratys! Tasha?~
~IT'S FUCKING COLD OUT HERE, MAN!~
~Thank you, Tasha. In other news, I'm not wearing any pants! More on this after the break.~

 

To have a safe Halloween...never EVER try to impersonate Dracula.
That's not how I sounded in Blade Trinity!
I'm going to thuck your blood!
by myles1890, 11-29-06

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Wow, them jeans is hot, yo!
Thanks! Took me forever to get em!
Seriously? Where'd you get em?
Well...
*Looks down*

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Eep! That guy just TOTALLY tackled that other guy!
Dur dur dur, it's football. That's what they do.
Seriously? Then I'd never get into it.
Why not?
I tend to make my strong points in a less practiced area. Only takes one hand and good forearm strength.
Wow, what team are you on?

 

Insanity isn't a crime, it's a fully profitable profession! (Thanks to Bush's signed approval, you can now steal from any autoparts store, INCLUDING AutoZone!)
No more paper shredders momma no more paper shreddars,,,
NEIGH! I'M A GUINEA PIG! OINK! DOUGHNUTS!
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by myles1890
11-29-06
Uh...sir? I got those body parts you asked for.
Okay, Jonhnson, lay em over there by my desk.
You know, I was wondering...why do you need body parts, anyway? We're a mattress making assembly line.
It's for the greater good! Satan demands it, and will perish this earth if he does not get a proper human sacrifice!
Like I said, by my desk.

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Learning to draw isn't so hard. It really only takes two things: Intuitive thinking, and a creative mind.
Neither of which I have.
I'm about to explode!
Your barrel is so hot!
That's why I use Stripcreator.
Man, we're drawn really sucky today.
The author must have had a major hangover.

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
What is it now, Jon?
Well, remember Christy?
The transvestite? Hell yes, we had a GREAT time together. Like this one time in your car...
Aw, cmon! It was a frakin' one night stand!

 

I just fucking removed that damned thing!
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by myles1890
11-29-06
So...this is heaven, eh?
Yes, sir. I'll need the reason you died and your age.
Uh...it was an accident, I swear. It was all the shotgun's fault that it misfired while I was trying to aim at Shelby.
Dagnabbit...
Wow, he's got a nice ass.

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Okay, we'll need to go in and take out the demon leader!
Fuck no! I'm off to get me some Aphrodite!
But surely you realized that she is held captive against her will by the clothing-stealing demons, and that she's the one we're trying to save?
Count me in.

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Wow! The ghost from PacMan!
Yep, that's me!
Seriously, you need to do something about those Power Pellets.
I know-it's all Jerry's fault they're there! His constant diarhea is getting on our nerves!

 

Party's with Wilford are never the same...
So I was like, "C'mon, man! It's only a matter of time before BOTH of our pants are off, so you might as well take yours off now!"
by myles1890, 11-29-06

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
So we find the human race destroyed by a 1,000 year old axe-wielding squirrel...
Whoa, so you REALLY destroyed the human race?!
Yeah! All it took was this here axe and a few diapers!
Diapers?
Uh...
I'm squeamish?

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
1 step...2 step...3 step...
You still practicing those dance moves?
Yeah. Hooters opens tonight, so I gotta be in top condition.
Ah! Don't worry, I'll be there, lil' sis!
To...er...support you, of course!

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Ah...I've finally shaken that urge to smoke...finally, the lord has given me blessing! No more pot rolls for me, no more crack sniffing, no more-
You know you want me, Father.
...just a little hit...

 

Ehehehehehehehehehehe! Your present is mine, little boy!
At least the bomb's on remote switch-on.
by myles1890, 11-29-06

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
To make a great comic, it takes a really good idea.
Want some crackers?
Hell yeah!
But if your characters are just as dumb as you are...
Heheh...poison crackers...
...you're completely screwed. So use StripCreator to get the character's made FOR you!

 

You'll have a white Christmas for all...
God damned racist!
by myles1890, 11-29-06

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Unhh...uhnnhhh...
Uhm...honey? I MIGHT have did something horrible to Frank.
Unhhh...
Naw, he's okay.

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Nobody can catch Forest.
Okay, now TELEPORT!
Not even when he's stuck between dimensions in a teleportation matrix.
Gothca, fuckface!
Shit.

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Heya, and welcome to my comic strip. My name's Myles.
Recently, my friends at school have been reading my comics...and frankly, there are a lot of typos in each and every one of em.
(Continue on to next strip)---->
So I decided to download FireFox to see if it would correct my spelling problem.

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
(Continued from previous comic)
So far, it works. FireFox underlines any mispelled word and I correct it. But...
I still can't see why I keep mispelling "DVD".

 

Holy shit dude, you just killed everyone! But why let me survive?
You're emo, kid. Do the math.
by myles1890, 11-29-06

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
The key to playing any MMORPG...
To get to the Gate of the Gods, you must first seek out the Emerald of Truth, which unlocks the gate.
Damn, it's about TIME you told me that!
...is to always be polite to any and all NPCs.
Sucker.
They can really fuck your game up.
Now where the hell is that emerald?
Sucker.

 

by myles1890
11-29-06
Aliens are now adopting new ideas from us Americans.
Nice speedos.
Thanks.

 

Artists are perverted, too.
You are NOT drawing me like that AGAIN!
^-^
by myles1890, 12-04-06

 

Nuns can only wait until the end of the world...
Can we now?
Nope. Still got a few screaming people.
by myles1890, 12-04-06

 

Hey, John, I found your leg.
Sweet! Professional football, here I come!
by myles1890, 12-04-06

 

by myles1890
12-11-06
Ready yet?
I have no fucking idea.
You sure you don't want to come now?
Yes, I'm sure.
Wait a sec, just did.

 

by myles1890
12-11-06
Calling whorey clown who's dressed as if he's taking a banana in the ass! Over!
That's a ten-four. I've got the-wait a second...
It was a metaphor.
Ohhhh! So it's educational AND competent!

 

by myles1890
12-11-06
I'm going to thuck your blood!
You're going to fuck my blood?
No, it's "thuck". It's a Transylvanian accent.
Ohhh.
But I'll take you up on the fuck part.
Woot!

 

by myles1890
12-11-06
So, um...you live around here?
Yeah.
Where?
I forgot when I started speaking to you, Dan Rather.
Alzheimers!
Arthritis.

 

by myles1890
12-12-06
How long do you think it'll take us to get out of this endless hallway?
Idiot.

 

by myles1890
12-12-06
Cmon, Billy! It's okay!
I dunno, dad...it's just that I don't think I'm fit to be a super hero.
That's not what I was referring to.
What...
...oh.

 

by myles1890
12-12-06
Wow, would you look at that! Two asians floating in a mirror on the bottom of the ocean! And you thought you've seen it all!
And you thought you've seen it all.

 

by myles1890
12-12-06
So, Ron, you getting your cat today?
No, don't plan on it, Dan.
Why?
Because I'm not a pussy like you!

 

by myles1890
12-12-06
Holy shit! A giant, hairy, slimy bug!
S'cuse me, sir.
Huh?
Yes, I was very offended by that remark. Please apologize.
Holy shit, a giant, talking, slimy bug!
Ass.

 

by myles1890
12-12-06
Are those for ME?!
No, honey, there're for someone else.
Someone else? Who? I thought we promised not to keep secrets from each other.
I didn't keep it a secret. I just told you.
Oh. It's cool, then.

 

GIGGIDI GIG!
Hornylicious.
by myles1890, 12-12-06

 

by myles1890
12-12-06
Cmon!
No, not today! Your meds have to be applied in a different manner, sir.
PWEESE?!?!?!?
No! We are NOT screwing! Now, lower your pants so I can insert this rectal thermometer.
This may turn out well...

 

by myles1890
1-08-07
Oh...so it's the ocean now?
Pretty much.
You know...I was wondering...why does this guy get random layouts anyway? I mean, he's a good drawer and really creative.
What was that, now? You didn't just say-
-he was creative.

 

by myles1890
1-08-07
I'm the spy...stealthily hiding out...biding my time...camouflaged to the brim...nobody can see me or hear me.
Uh, sir? Here's your mail.

 

by myles1890
1-08-07
Wonder where I'll get if I keep digging?
*Tink! TInk! DIG DIG DIG!*
Now THIS is a coincidence!

 

*In other news! A UFO has just been sighted, and here is the footage, brought to you by Tasha!*
Hey, Earl, we're on TV!
by myles1890, 1-08-07

 

by myles1890
1-08-07
Wow, earth DOES look much better from the surface! It's really pretty!
Aw, thanks! I work pretty hard, and let me tell ya, it's a drag.
Heh! Just messin' with ya, man! It's a dump!
You almost had me!

 

by myles1890
1-19-07
You know, dad, I've been noticing my grades have been dropping.
That's because you're a monkay.
No, it's just that I've been getting distracted by the dirty notes my teacher's been writing me on my homework assignments.
She keeps telling me, "Good Job" and "Come see me after class". It's as if she's a pedophile.

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