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by nuttlehead2000
4-12-03

 

by nuttlehead2000
4-24-03
It's a new day at the White House
you know,i'd be really lucky to find something cool that no one has ever seen.
I AM A ROBOT.
i could be famous.
I AM A ROBOT.
oh well.
I AM A ROBOT.

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-08-03
hwat the hell happened?
i knew this day would come...
welcome to hell!!!
it could probably still be okay
you will start off by being thrown into a lake of fire!!!
it cant be that bad...
and then you must play 10 straight years of the E.T. video game!!!

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-08-03
we learn alot.
what's wrong space-bot 7
oh.. my... girlfriend, well she left me.
then again...
tough break. why'd she do it?
well she says that it.. i mean it y'know...
we don't know everything
no, i don't know.
you know.. IT...

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-09-03
hey look a letter from the pope!!!!
hmmmmm, like i care...
"i'm going to visit your house soon...
great...
please clean all condoms out of the way...
i hate those friggin psychics

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-12-03
mhwahahahahahahaha
die...die...die...die...
lalalalalalalalalalala
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
almost there...
HEY!!!!!!!!!!
next time
nothings happening,don't worry......
i'm onto you

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-15-03
good jobs are hard to come by these days...
oookay...here's the monee
what the hell..beeyoch,dis aint all da money!!!!
SLAP!!!!
nnnooooooo!!!!
damn.all that clucking got me nowhere...
all right into the fryer ya go

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-15-03
"we regret to inform you that your under water home has been destroyed..."
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DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by nuttlehead2000
5-16-03
holy crap dude!that laser just cut the wiring wrong!
damn!re-route it!RE-ROUTE IT,NOW!!!
whew,that was close...
another crisis avoided...that'll do t-rex,that'll do.
elsewhere,at a random alternate dimension where humans are animals!!!!!!
mooooo...
eeehaw,eeehaw......

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-19-03
wow, someone should put out this fire...
burn,burn,burn...
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help me i'm on fire!
oh, that's too bad...
cheapskate...

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-21-03
a continuation of THE LETTER!!!
"also,i would like for you to make deviled eggs...
why?
says here he likes the "pretty colors"
maybe my suspicions are true!
what are those?
the pope is...A STONER!!!

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-21-03
life sucks
yes it does
well that's that
goodbye dude

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-22-03
oh no...
beware...the day is coming!!!
what day would that be?
wait...
that would be...
yes...
that's just my foot
fine i'll go bild your treehouse now...
Thanx daddy

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-23-03
o so slowly...
okay then...search!
loading results...
we find...
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loading results...
death comes slowly
i'm gonna get a sandwich
get me one too!

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-26-03
wait a second!
wait,did you just talk?
yeeeeessssssss...
oh wait...
are you done loading yet?
loading results...
nevermind
peice o' shit
dick-head

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-26-03
i cuoldn't think of anything better to say...
hey you can't call me a dickhead!
you can't call me a piece o' shit!
...other than...
why not ? you take forever to load some stupid search results!
yea,about that.what were you searching for again?
...it's on!
best beach vacation spots...
yea i foun d this really cool gay beach that would be just your thing...

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-26-03
that's it! now you die fucker.
nnnooo! don't do it! i can change!
ddddddiiiiiieeeeee!!!!!!
nnnnnooooooooooo!!!!!!!
FUCK!i forgot about that damn search!
HAHAHAHA!REVENGE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!HOW SWEET!HAHAHAHAHA!

 

by nuttlehead2000
5-26-03
aaahhh. what a perfect vacation spot.
plenty of death and destruction. what could possibly go wrong?
what is death afraid of?
IIII'M BACK!!!
NNNNNNOOOOOO

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-07-03
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i just can't think straight ever since that stupid drug bust went down...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
DIMENSION CHANGE!!!!!!
whoa...
hey what's up?
"TO WHOMEVER IT CONCERNS..."
your're in hell stupid...

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-07-03
"YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN HELL..."
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"YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE THOUGH, BECAUSE YOU WEREN'TON THE RIGHT LIST OF DEATH'S 'CLIENTS'..."
...........clients?what,is he a pimp?
hey,he's my dad!!!

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-07-03
"GOD IS GIVING ME A HARD TIME ABOUT THIS SO HE'S MAKING ME GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE BY FINDING THE WAY TO PUT ONE SITUATION THAT YOU REALLY SCREWED UP IN INTO THE RIGHT THING...signed :SATAN"
i'm ready to take you there when you are...
fine i'm ready...
let's go...
NEXT TIME:the TEST!!!
i'll hide in here for the ride...
wuss...

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-08-03
it doesn't make sense
okay so let me get this straight... i'm getting a second chance at life... even though i'm not supposed to be here in the first place
Yep
i don't get it...
so then what's the point if i'm not supposed to be here in the first place?
wait...
aaahhhh...i give up
what?
where here...

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-08-03
PLEASE TURN AROUND...I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU
what's in it for me?
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AN AXE IN THE BACK...STUPID...
i don't know,let me think about it

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-08-03
this doesn't make sense
i don't remember putting a nail in my head!where did these nails and hammer come from?
uhhh...i did that.you were talking to much.it was really annoying.
good,that's gone!so what's up?
look...here's your test!
on the other side of the street!
how could you?i'll kill you you bitch!
we just kissed,on accident of course.just please put the knife down!

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-09-03
what do i have to do?
stop that fake clone of yours from killing that fake clone of your wife...
hey numbnuts!
WHAT?!?!?!?!
if you kill her i'll kill you!!!
dammit...he looks like me...there's some creepy devil thing over there...she's cheating on me...it could mean only one thing...THIS IS A TEST!!!

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-09-03
what???
yea, this is a test from hell...if i kill her i die go to hell..the works...
wait thought this was my test?wh...nevermind,just don't kill her!
that's okay..now that i know what's happening i don't want to kill her.
this is boring...here let me kill you.
no...

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-10-03
well that's it...i'm going back to the real world...bye.
yea...whatever,just piss off!
i'm out of ideas...THE END!!!
hi...
bye...

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-12-03
look just turn around and let me try this again.
fine...
die..die...die...die...
this guy really needs to get his crap together.
DAMMIT!stay turned around!
i'm sorry but you just suck so bad at doing this...

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-13-03
listen, you'll be my first kill if i get this right...
well i never thought about that...okay i'll let you do this.
DDDIIIEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!
A TURN OF EVENTS!!!
UUURRRGGGHHH!!!
DIE YOURSELF!!!!

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-13-03
urk..i'm dying
strange silence...
stupid dead bitch...

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-14-03
dedicated to
stop looking at my dick!
no...

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-15-03
HOLY CRAP IT'S A ROBOT!!!
think for yourself
wow this guy has good eyesight!!!
HOLY CRAP IT'S A ROBOT!!!
chat is boring these days...
HOLY CRAP IT'S A ROBOT!!!

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-15-03
so i bought the "Deadsy" cd and i really like it...even though it's 2 years old...
i don't think they get enough attention
wait...is someone listening?
uuuuhhhhh...
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suck deez nuts!!!

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-17-03
wow bush really has taken it to the limit lately with the iraqi people...
seriously!and they say that the only reason he has people in liberia is because he wants the oil...
gotcha!
do you think he's going a little bit too far?
shhhhh...wait! i see readers!
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suck deez nuts!!!

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-17-03
is this that clone lab in europe?
yea...turns out we were made here...
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suck deez nuts!!!

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-19-03
isn't it sad that we are reduced to nothing but asian stereotypes?
yes,constantly wandering the wastes of the lands pretending to be asian rapper wannabe's.
oh crap here's another newbie.
well, get ready...
SHIZNAT!!!
suck deez nuts!!!

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-19-03
i kill you!!!
you can't kill the king of cats!!!
i can't?
NO!!!
fine then bye.
yes run along my little furry one.

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-22-03
hey i found a way to kill you!
NO YOU DIDN'T!!!
yea i take your cat away!!!
nnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
poof!!!
see!!!
uuurrrrrgggggghhhh...

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-22-03
after a 6 minute 37 second chess match...
well that was fast.
thank god it was! that guy had the worst ass-rot ever man.
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the other guy had hand cancer.
damn sucks to be y...WAIT! WHAT ABOUT ASS-ROT?!?!

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-23-03
you know that is a very tantalizing postion.
*strech*
god i want her bad.
*stretch*
that's it i'm going for "the poke".
better get ready to kick the crap outta this butthead

 

by nuttlehead2000
7-30-03
Hi everyone!I'm Zerosignalone!i make TOBOR look straight!
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ah screw it i'm gonna go blow that donkey over there.

 

by nuttlehead2000
8-15-03
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hey a new craptastic movie.
wait are we rolling?
yep......

 

by nuttlehead2000
8-26-03
aaannnnnd rolling!!!
wait bring in the background you idiots!!!
yeah...
jesus...
....this is taking forever.
okay action!!!
aha evil buffon!!!you thought you could escape my wrath but the finger of truth will get you yet,George Bush!!!
damn. seems like the administration betrayed me.....

 

by nuttlehead2000
9-19-03
so i then had to find out why i was getting milk so i set out to my home in detroit but i didn't know how i would get back to detroit so i called up my friend Bob and he came and picked me up.
but i finally realized that bob didn't have legs.Bob was a damn fish.
so i start screaming for the longest time, which really freaked out Bob. he starts to scream too, out of instinct i guess.
so we're sitting here not getting anywhere, just screaming our heads off for about 2 hours.
finally we stop and i realize one thing. Bob never was a fish when we first got in...what happened here?
then i see him...the sorcerer who changes people into animals

 

by nuttlehead2000
2-02-04
hi, i'm nuttlehead. i haven't been here for a while, and with good intentions. you see, inthe past my comics were complete shit. not a single goddamn one of them was good! so, i left for a while.
so, i'm back, with more shit coming out of my brain. shit such as this comic!
....i hate this...

 

by nuttlehead2000
2-06-04
nuttlehead decides to send out a dating video of himself.
uuhhh...okay, umm,well,i lguess i'll just start out with i like music, uhh, alot. and i also like to watch movies.
also i like to walk down the beach as i feel the cool wind in my face.
also, i like to make love to small woodland creatures annually. please call me soon.

 

by nuttlehead2000
2-06-04
hey itz oneufdose lil' reb'l guys. hey wats up?
FUCK YOU!!! ALL WILL TREMBLE BEFORE THE POWER OF THE NEW COMMUNIST REBEL SOUTH-SIDE FACISTS!!!
wat the fug man?
what you didn't know? the south shall rise up, destroy the democracy that betrayed us, turn to a communist form of goverment, and all shall tremble and all that stupid shit.
yu like tot'ly fuggin' out man...
yeah, my dream is only shared by three other people, who are famous celebrities known as ********** and*********** and lets not forget*********.

 

by nuttlehead2000
2-06-04
okay, first make sure you have no humor in your life whatsoever.
got it.
also, when you make the comics, make sure your background is a bland white color
okay...
make everything stupid and inconsistent as well, that always works.
i think you did that for me...

 

by nuttlehead2000
2-08-04
hi, i'm death and i'm here to end everything for you.
fuck that! i don't want to leave! i still have plenty of guys in this world to fuck and get paid for it. plus i still haven't gotten an STD, and i want one so badly!
why in hell would you want an STD? that will only make death, or me, come even faster...
like i give a shit!
death is on an acid trip...
fine then, fuck you bitch! go ahead and kill yourself!
uuhh, mister, why are you screaming obscenities at me?

 

by nuttlehead2000
4-19-04
Rawr! am dark elf come to kill youse!
well, if the world wills it. But while you kill me, at least speak proper english.
your not going to fight back?
Nope. i'm a pascifist.
Well, this is no fun at all...
pascifism has saved me for the past 53 years. i don't plan on changing now...

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