All comics by quartum

 

by quartum
5-06-06
Hello, Im looking for the easter bunny
I just saw him a little while ago
Cool! Which way did he go?
He went a few blocks that way
Hello Mr.Easter Rabbit
I didnt do it!

 

by quartum
5-06-06
*sign* Hi, welcome to Mouthfull'O Burger. Can i take your order?
I want 2 Milkshakes....no wait. I was 2 Cokes...no...um.....
...The fired burger...no....eggplant...wait, thats not on the list...a fried shake?...no....

 

by quartum
5-06-06
I am never playing pac-man again

 

by quartum
5-18-06
What the heck are you?
I am here to send you to hell.
Where am i?
You're in hell. And now i will send you your eternal punishment.
Your eternal punishment is to be wipped by a penguin....our buddget in punishments is low
Hell seems to not be all that it is cracked up to be

 

by quartum
5-18-06
Ha ha! Blew you head right off!
That was a cheap shot!
*click**click**click* *BANG!* Man, you are such a noob.
Oh yeah, well check out my pro-hack skills biyotch!
*beeep!* what the fuck? it froze! *player 2 has won the game* WTF?
Never mess with a hacker!

 

by quartum
5-18-06
shut up
Why the long face? Ha Ha Ha!
SHUT UP!
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
ahhh, my hair! (dead)

 

by quartum
5-18-06
Its'a me, Mario!
Raw! Chomp chomp!
No more Super Mario Brothers befor bed.

 

by quartum
5-18-06
a robber goes to a zoo and says "give me all your monkey"
BOOOOOO!
Hey! Thats my line!

 

by quartum
5-18-06
*Rustle Rustle Clatter*
Now time to take their presents....wait, where are they? Uh oh, someone is comming.
Santa!
Oh, um...hello little girl. Shouldnt you be sleeping?

 

by quartum
5-18-06
I woke up when i heard you come in. I thought you were saposed to be red and white, not grey.
Well, I have gone through so many chimneys that the soot has covered my cloths.
Why are you wearing a mask? Whats in that bag? Where are your raindeer? Yak yak yak yak.........
...The fired burger...no....eggplant...wait, thats not on the list...a fried shake?...no....
Santa, why do you have a knife? Santa, why are you looking at me like that? Santa.......
This is your chistmas present!

 

by quartum
5-18-06
Ahrrrrrrr!
*police sirens*
Crap, i better get going!

 

by quartum
5-18-06
Oh my god! Lilly!
I dont think ill be able to live on! waaaa!
Hey, a hotdog! *Munch*

 

by quartum
5-18-06
Heaven
Wow! Where am I? Who are you? Why do you have wings?
Your in heaven and i am.....wait, stop talking so fast
yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
I cant take this. Down to hell you go!
Ahhhhh! Why is am i on fire! why...yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
What a headache she is.

 

by quartum
5-18-06
Hell
Where am i? Why do you have horns? What you got in your hand? What smells like bacon
You're in HELL! and.........silence!
yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
(not even hell deserves this) how about i send you back to earth.
I hope never to see or hear her again.

 

by quartum
5-18-06
Time to dig up a few bodies.
What the heck?
Santa!
Crap.

 

by quartum
5-18-06
Durring the 2000 election
If i give you my soul, ill become president?
Yes
Bush wins office
Even though Gore Had more votes, Bush wins the ellection
Dick Cheney on the phone (present)
Satan, time for phase 2
Yes sir

 

by quartum
5-18-06
The very-near sighted hunter
Is that a deer? *BANG!*
BOOOOOM!
Thanks a lot. Now i will have to work way overtime.

 

by quartum
5-18-06
Oh, is it my time to go? Ah...but im going to miss jepordy
Thats too bad...wait, did you say jepody was on?
?
I'll take 80's music for 500

 

by quartum
5-18-06
ahhhhg
it smells so bad
gag!
phffffffth
wow! i should have not ate those beans!

 

by quartum
5-18-06
Jesus Christs Super(Rock)Star
I wana rock!
ROCK!

 

by quartum
5-18-06
jesus Christs Super(Rock)Star
I wana Rock!
ROCK!

 

by quartum
5-19-06
Feed my Frankenstein!
Alice Cooper: Feed my Frankenstein
Feed my Frankenstein!
Feed my Frankenstein, Meet my libido, He's a psycho, Feed my Frankenstein! Hungry for love, And it's feeding time
Feed my Frankenstein!

 

by quartum
5-19-06
eh, whats up doc?
you have cancer

 

by quartum
5-19-06
This is channel 6 news, where all we care about are ratings...i mean, the news..
I am Ted Baker and my co-anchor is a slut
?
Let go of me! Im Ted Baker, I am your god! ahhhh!
Mommy, the news man went psycho again!

 

by quartum
5-19-06
BOOO!
Ah! A ghost!
?
Ah! A giant roach!

 

by quartum
5-19-06
Doc, i dont think this will work.
Trust me, it will work
Ahhhhhhh! I told you it wouldnt work!
Ooops.

 

by quartum
5-19-06
Why are we in a robot factory?
Because i want you to meet my latest creation. The MoletBot
~Hello little boy. Come and play with my wrentch~
Oh crap!
Ahhhhhhh!
I'll leave you two alone.

 

by quartum
5-19-06
Ah man, dead again...ok, respawned...dead again?
*Bang!* (SisterFragger has gained the lead)
Damn, this guy is a pro.
Ha ha! Yeah Bitch! Ahmen.

 

by quartum
5-19-06
i think there is a spy among us.

 

by quartum
5-20-06
meow?
I tat i ta a puddytat
your a tupid puddytat.
*gulp*

 

by quartum
7-20-06
.......
put them up, im the champ
*poke*
ah!
lol
ow, that hurt.

 

by quartum
9-05-06
So a Pink dog-thing and a man with a red tie walk into a bar.
and the Pink dog-thing asks the red tie wearing man what time it is. "what time it is, red tie wearing man?"
its time to come up with better jokes.
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! that was hilarious!
you need help

 

by quartum
9-05-06
uh, doc, why are we at a graveyard?
i am doing an experament.
what type of experament?
seeing if zombies really eat brains.
brains!
wait, what?!

 

by quartum
9-10-06
marry christmas, doc.
marry christmas boy.
i got you a brand new lab coat. what you get me?
a new pet.
i hope it's a dog.

 

by quartum
12-07-06
who are you?
i am from the future and here to tell you that in my time your birthday is replaced by a big fat guy in a red suit.
what do you mean?
let me take you there.
what has this to do with me?
nothing

 

by quartum
12-07-06
I cant believe that my mom wants me to clean the attic. Oh well, i might find some cool junk in here
whoa, looks like some out dated robot. i wonder if it works still.
just have to put some of these wires together.
*click* woah, dude. where am i? who are you? oh i shouldnt have had those brownies.

 

by quartum
12-07-06
so whats your name, I'm Jeck
My name is Rebot.
Looks like you need o get fixed, what happened to you anyways?
Oh, man. I got so waisted one night, with a mix of some hardcore brownies. i guess i just blew up or something.
So how did you end up here in my attic?
Hey, dont ask me, ask your mom. she was one wild woman.

 

by quartum
12-07-06
hey Rebot, im ordering you some new parts so i can fix you.
awsome, it kinda sucks having only one arm.
*knock knock knock*
it must be my new parts.
im here to deliver new robot parts for a mr.Rebot
thats me, give me give me give me!

 

by quartum
12-07-06
so how do your new parts feel
they are great!
what are you going to do now?
go watch tv.
wait, what?

 

by quartum
12-07-06
Rebot, quit waching tv and do something, i got you new arms so you could use them
shhh! a funny show is on
*sigh*
Welcome to Mr.Kuddles Happy playland
do you want to pet my kitty?
do you want to SHUT UP!

 

by quartum
12-07-06
hey mom, you know that robot i found in the attic a while ago.
yeah, what about him?
well all he does is just watch tv all day. i got hi new parts but he doesnt do anything
well, at least he isnt causing trouble and wreking havock like before
what? what do you mean like before?
oh you didnt know, rebot is a war robot, his kind was used in world war 3.

 

by quartum
12-07-06
he was designed to be able to destroy entire cities within days
ha ha ha.
gulp!
i guess he just got tired after destroying so many cities
-ha ha ha! this show is funny.
so, watching tv there. good good. no urges to destroy cities i hope?

 

by quartum
12-15-06
oh no! its the devil!
time to pay for your sins!
why am i here?
because you killed someone
5 years ago
that will teach you to mess with the bunny!

 

by quartum
12-15-06
hell aint that bad.
who are you?
i am the demon sent to torcher you!
arnt you a little short though?
*sob* its not my fault. waaaa!

 

lets get it on
bow chicka bow-wow
by quartum, 12-23-06

 

by quartum
12-28-06
James, I want you to file some papers for me. After that you can leave for the holiays
ill get right to it, thanks.
I'm going to kill him.

 

by quartum
12-28-06
So, how's the filing going??
how can i ever get this filing done in time for the holidays?
well when i ment holidays, i didnt mean this years, i meant 2007's
wait, what?
its going to be a long year for you, so get cracking
fuck you, i quit!

 

by quartum
12-28-06
So, did your boss let you off for the holidays?
sort of like that, i quit. he was being a prick, and said i had to file a years worth of papers.
so where are you going to work now
guess ill start at burger king
oh crap
you know, there still are those papers needed to be filed.

 

by quartum
12-29-06
Did you hear what happened to James from lower management?
no, what?
apperently the boss told him to do tons of filling and he quit and is now working at burger king
geez, i hope he is ok
ok?! heck, he is making way more then he used to here.
wow, i just realized how cheep our company is.

 

by quartum
12-29-06
I have decided to cancel our plumbing in order to save money
but sir, we need plumbing for the restrooms
i have it all taken care of. there are a bunch of watercoolers in this building, we'll use those
i pitty anyone who gets thirsty
*blach*!! this water tastes like urine!

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