All comics by rockermikey99

 

by rockermikey99
8-23-08
Otis intruduses himself to Pete!
Dude you smell like..! A Combination Burger!
Oh that's my scent whenever I go to earth!
Daffy has Pete into a predictament!
I don't even want to know who's in front of my face!
(Antisilxing)
Pig enters to Jeopardy!
He said "Do you have any pie?"
Okay Pig! What did James Garfield say when he was hungry!

 

by rockermikey99
8-23-08
Chicken reveals what's his story!
He said "If your smart as 400 kindergardners you are my cousin in law!"
Uh ha! Keep going!
But, Robert explains why!
I only said that because he was a chicken!
Yah!
The interviewer gives up!
In other news..
I give up interviewing the same time!

 

by rockermikey99
8-24-08
I'm funny Jonny! May I take your order?
Do you sell Bull Ropes here?
No we don't!
Just a plane old silly playhouse!
No! But,I can show you Hypnoses!
Do you have a bullrope?

 

by rockermikey99
8-24-08
I never get my alouance dad!
Yah! I want to save it for a sculpture!
I only have a Barrigan instead!
What's a Barrigan?
I am starving!
Is that a Barrigan?or a weird acting bacon?

 

by rockermikey99
8-24-08
Rodrick why are you here?
Can I have the Roiler Mark III?
Security! Somewone is heading for the Mark III!
He's going for that because he's cold!
Okay, Bucko! Get out before I call my backup people!
4-15! You win!

 

by rockermikey99
8-24-08
Have you tried the new Jamaca Floam?
Yes!
Well, to me it taste like a shoe with ketchup!
For me it taste like a bee hive!

 

by rockermikey99
8-24-08
Hi! I'm here for the IWA inspection!
I wasn't inspecting you til 10:30!
You know were early birds!
Uh ha!
Your a smart guy ay! You want to fight Mr.?
Nah! I'll past!

 

by rockermikey99
8-24-08
Okay! Okay! I'll do it!
Come on boy make me proud!
Get that dog of Dave's out of here!
I'm on it boss!
I quit after that officer zapped me on the head!
Oh no! My career is ruined!

 

by rockermikey99
8-24-08
Hey! How much is that screwdriver?
Only $125.99 the excact price.
Your honor! My client has been giving large excspentsive prices to stuff I want!
Very well then! I declare low prices on good stuff! For 16 years!
So, come on Mario!
Ah man!

 

by rockermikey99
8-24-08
I can bet I can wrestle a dog with 1 paw tied behind my back!
So, how was the fight?
Let's just say, he got the best of me!

 

by rockermikey99
8-24-08
So, the duck said..
Hi there!
You again! You scared my brother!
So, what's for dinner?
We have some pizza goolosh!

 

by rockermikey99
8-25-08
Tonight's the big night!
All set Sir Bob Mccoy!
It sure is exciting huh Fred?
Liven the dream!
Living the dream to eat food?
Yah! But,my owner doen't let me have meals with barbicue sauce!

 

by rockermikey99
8-25-08
Typing if any kid stepped foot on the moon!
Dude! What are you doing?
What do you mean no kid ever stepped foot on the moon?
In 1956 they only had chimps and men step foot in the moon!
Well take off the space suit and helmet Bo Bo!

 

by rockermikey99
8-25-08
The phone might get my job back!
This is Michael "The Goverment Manager"!
Hello!
Oh! So the one on the phone was probliby be Dave again!
Hi! My name is Michael "The Goverment Manager"!

 

by rockermikey99
8-27-08
Try to guess what's your suprise!
Is it a big roller coaster?
It's starts with a L.
My aunt Laura Suizan A. Duck!
It's a lawyer!
Hi I'm Greg Brestler! I'll be your defendent!

 

by rockermikey99
8-27-08
I just don't know why people get here so late!
I have no possibilities why!
That's how I feel!Like we have the easy part.
Not much as your coat!
And we also have the hard part!
So much like this cat!

 

by rockermikey99
8-27-08
I don't care what anyone say! Were going to the moon Bo Bo!
Are you sure it's better if we do what Nick said?
Were on the moon Bo Bo! How many aliens are we going to see?
Like 4 of them!

 

by rockermikey99
9-01-08
I challenge you to a sword battle!
Very well then! Gregoery!
Yee ho! The challenge is on!
Now let me see how I can fix you!
No! Not the needle.

 

by rockermikey99
9-14-08
Mmm...
Who is it from master?
I don't know Dan but, he's from Fresno.
My little baby sibling is from Fresno!
I'll just sign in to therapy just to ignore who he is.
I'll call Mr.Babushca the therapist.

 

by rockermikey99
9-14-08
Here you go sunny! 18 duloups.
Thanks! Uncle Charlie.
This is really scary! But, I have to do it!
That was easy!
See you again next month!

 

by rockermikey99
1-07-09
Here's your mail Mr. Rhodes.
Good thing for a minute!
Nice fake name Otis!
Why thank you Sylvester!
You still have to wrestle in a 3 on 1 handicap match.
I flew 1,235,476 ft. off the air, now can I ride Bull?

 

by rockermikey99
1-08-09
I'm sorry Benny, but I couldn't find it!
Take me with you!
If you need me I'll be in Northern Mexico!

 

by rockermikey99
1-08-09
Hey what are you reading there!
That Old Magazine of Commentary!
Oh! Okay!
Oh why did I ever say about my son's magizine!

 

by rockermikey99
1-09-09
Hello! Welcome to Channel 4 news!
Today, the new movie "ROBOZILLA" is out in theaters next week! In other news, lets go to Gordon Prefrex to see how Robert and Chicken been doing!
Well when we talked for a while, he apoligized to me and then, 23 minutes later, he kicked me out and threw 21 eggs at me.
Oh my! I know how the old reporter feels!

 

by rockermikey99
1-09-09
Oh no the monster is coming..AHHH!
No worries appear! Super John is here!
You fool nowone could take on my powers!
I watch "ROBOZILLA" last night!
Hey what happened to you? It's Easter!

 

by rockermikey99
1-10-09
I wonder where I can find a new home!
Ah sure! There some Juilaberry Pie we can eat!
Can I stay with you?
BUUURRRB!
What in tarnastion!

 

by rockermikey99
1-10-09
Welcome to Channel 3 News
I'm back now to report!
That's great anyways...
Today..the
the..

 

by rockermikey99
1-10-09
Okay! Next stop, 35 E street!
Hello, My name is Tim Ghreigh! Is Mr. Barbuscia here?
Yes!
Okay! What do you want?
I want to know where I can sleep for 56 days!

 

by rockermikey99
1-10-09
Where's the pools around here?
Follow me Sir. and Sir Monkey.
Here you go!
Wow! This is awsome!
Ah! Nice and cool!
I can't believe I have to swim in my space suit!

 

by rockermikey99
1-11-09
Welcome back to Channel 3 news!
Today Dr. Mcain was how do you say it,"Mudfired"this morning! Let's go to Khad Rolmoy for this special report!
You are a very unlucky doctor!
I was doing a operation on a turkey and all of a sudden, gravy squrited out!

 

by rockermikey99
1-11-09
Do you like it?
Uh! Sure, its awsome!
Oh! That was my nephew, Evan!
Mr. Barbuscia! I also came here to see who sent me this letter this morning! He's from Fresno!
Ah! My dictionary burned out!

 

by rockermikey99
1-13-09
Week 1 Monday June 3rd 2006
It's a carnapple!
Nope!
Week 3 Thursday June 24th 2006
I need a darn good wooden Gimro, Dan!
July 2 2006 Saturday Tim's Birthday
Happy Birthday, Sonny!
Thanks Uncle Gnome!

 

by rockermikey99
1-13-09
RRRR!
Bad boy!
Never outsmart a dog not even a bull!
What did you just say?

 

by rockermikey99
7-01-09
July 14, 2006: Tim rents a DVD Movie.
Jonn I coudn't take it.
Man, I paid $43 on this 1950 "Generation" DVD. BORING!!
Exuse me, Mr. Barbusca, can I build a Tree House?
Sure Tim, but watch for Uranus. I gave him biscuts and he ate something personal.

 

by rockermikey99
7-04-09
Day 1, Chris invites Gordy to play "Smash" 1, 2, 3, and 4.
Henry tells Kenny Cooper to drive over to the house and buy him 1,865,923 pizzas.
(Whispering)
Henry throws the biggest party ever!
(Let's Rock N' Roll)

 

by rockermikey99
8-08-09
It's the greatest battle ever! It's between Zombie and Vampire
What the?!?!!!
Ha Ha! I win by Default.
That's why they call me "TLC (The Laughing Cheater)"
Hey you cheated.

 

by rockermikey99
8-08-09
You have a match!
Finally.
Thanks alot, Captain Obvious.
Intruder alert. FIRE!!!
Ow! Not on my new clothes, my mom payed $29.90 for school.

 

by rockermikey99
8-08-09
Hey, you Ken Ronalds, you weren't invited.
Correction, my brother said that "Bros. and Sisters" are invited.
Correction, I'm in Room 257, your in Room 258.
Hi Conney. I heard your in my class next week, huh?
Please read the sign.
Hey,Henry..

 

by rockermikey99
8-09-09
Where are you pots of money?
Sir, this is a bookstore, not a bank.
Well in that case..
Take that!
Uh Exuse me.

 

by rockermikey99
8-09-09
Oh why am I in this prison?
Kah Buash de' Soon.
Who are you?
My name is Jose Kankee Louis Kangaroo Anvil Mijo Dallas Allejandro De'Dorez Firelazer Izturus Harry Linn Saladorez Sr. and I'm here to guide you.
You scared me to death.
Sorry Samuel, I had a nightmare that I was in prison. Good thing your my roomate since I got here in Indiana.

 

by rockermikey99
8-09-09
Woah! I have Texas Torn Tackle battle and this is my partner.
Don't get your hopes up, kid.
Calm down. It's just a chess competiton.
I can't watch you win me. Your the 95th time champion.
I can't belive I've won by a simple 2 spot jumper.

 

by rockermikey99
8-09-09
Dear Ken Ronalds, What the heck were you thinking last night. You ruined my chance with Conney with your annoying friends coming over. You will pay. Your Alli, Henry Collins.
(Gulp)
Are you afraid of Ken? What happens if he came to our house?
I'm not worried one bit. Now can you get the door for me, Bro.?
Hey Ken Ronalds..
Uh oh!!!

 

by rockermikey99
8-10-09
Man, I wish halloween was more fun.
There you go. Now in 10 seconds..BOOM!!
You owe me 20 bucks.
I'll pay you on Rono Risco street.

 

by rockermikey99
8-10-09
I didn't mean to Hector..
What about our friendship, our races?
Hey Conney, love the movie we saw in class today?
Yeah but Henry, Jack Kidd is one of the most professional athlete in school. I'm already dating him.
Hello Henry, I'm Jack "Reign" Kidd. I challenge you to a match tonight.
Are you kidding me? This kid is like Robin Hood with a black shirt and a hood.

 

by rockermikey99
8-10-09
I'll tell Jack Kidd your dicision if you read the sign.
I'm not forefitting the match Kane.
Hey, if your going 1 on 1 with Jack Kidd and it's for the gold, I would start trainning like what I did to Kane earlier.
There you have it folks tonight, The Wolverene & The Fearless Competiter face off for the ESD Championship.
I hope I earn a lot of money after this main event.
So, Jack Kidd is Blackhood. I bet he's bald and have a crazy mind if he's in the ring with Henry Collins.

 

by rockermikey99
8-10-09
How was your day?
Horrible.
Your name sir...
Henyes Beethoven.
I lost my car.
Okay?!!

 

by rockermikey99
8-13-09
Welcome to the Diego Surfer Inn.
Hi Monsur. I'm Java Delly.
Who are you?
I hate this channel! Chasing that cat was a better idea.
Why I am Nathan Heigns.

 

by rockermikey99
8-15-09
Howdy dear old neighbor.
Hi Jeffrey. I'm having a reunion next week.
Can I come?
Sorry, you can't go. My friend's master can only invite his friends and family.
Good thing he didn't ask about his pet bird "Kettles". (BURP!!)

 

by rockermikey99
9-06-09
How tough will it be to beat Jack Blackhood Pants?
Well, I've been in many fights with him. He is former ESD Champion, 19 time Hardcore Champion, and 30 time Royal Rumble winner!
What the.. why did Jack "Reign" Kidd say this on ESD.com?!!?!!
HENRY COLLINS IS A CHEATER!! The main event will be for Conney Jones's Love. Will he get the Conney or will he SUFFER?!!!!
Hey Babe.

 

by rockermikey99
11-19-10
Okay, Jack. You wanna play it like that! Well, let me teach him something he'll never forget.
Hey you, messed up rocker kid, your computer time is up.
Well, excuse you for looking like a fat ape with low self esteem. What do you do all day, eat 10 boxes of Oreos each and drink a bottle of apple cider?
That's it! Your band from Karal Lankwood Library!
Jack Kidd is scared of a puny/not even tough puppet , "Brady Dukes"? As in of today, the so called "CHAMP" is scared of a little puppet. So if it stands, don't vote for Jack! He's a little crybaby!

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