All comics by syphonbyte

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
Here I am, making this comic, drinking a Pepsi.
Damn, I really should be doing something more useful than this.
NO! GIVE IN TO THE FORCES OF THE COMPUTER!!!
Suddenly...
WTF...

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
Hot damn! You're Tony Blair!
That's right! I'm hiding from my constituents.
Here?
Sure, why not? It's not like you're going to do anything about it.
What Tony Blair didn't know is that lukie plays a game called Armageddon...
...
...

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
lukie quickly got to work making a 31337 P05T, when he realized his computer was facing the wrong way for some reason.
$#^@#!!!
Lukie fixed the computer and got typing. Using his 31337 TYP1NG 5K1LLZ, he made a topic.
...and then Tony Blair appeared!...
Posts quickly flooded in, as it was Saturday, and the Armageddon community is eager for anything remotely interesting on Saturdays.
...

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
John was the first person to post, as he was trying to reach the big 2-0-0-0.
I have 4 fingers...
"And blah blah blah..."
Creeper was not all that far behind, delivering one of those classic nonsensical posts of his.
"Ask him if he knows how to make hot dogs."
Tony was apparently delirious when he posted.
WTF?
"I ate Tony Blair once..."

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
lukie decided to go to sleep for an hour and check back later, as the current posts had nothing to do with anything. But then, something happened...
Me sleepy! lukie want sleep! RAR!
lukie had become... the incredible blue blob thing!
RAAAHHH!
But it did not last long, as the incredible blue blob thing's rage is rather weak, and pales in comparison to the Incredible Hulk.
That sucked.

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
When lukie came out of his transformation, everybody from Abascal to Zulu Maud had posted on his topic, shattering the previous posting record, whatever that was.
Holy shit!
blah blah blah
Just then...
What's going on, lukie?
Uh, nothing that has to do with you. Nope.
Aw, crap!
Tony Blair, huh?

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
Tony Blair and lukie became 31337 M@7R1X F1GT3RZ!
Die, American Bastard!
I know Kung Fu!
...
Oh, no, it's lukie's 1337 P0W3R 5TR1K3!!!
Die, Englandish fool! This is for the Stamp Act, you bastard!
Again, ...
I am T3H D3@D BR1T15H D00D!
Ha ha!

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
WTF?
My thoughts exactly... WTF?
Uh...

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
What?
Oh, no! A silver power ring!
It is I, mansa, with my silver power ring!
Oh, no! A super power discarded beer bottle!
Well, I have my super power discarded beer bottle!

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
Who would've thought... the two most powerful items in the world and the fools who own them shall do battle!
Die! *shoots power beer at mansa*
No, you die! *shoots power ring stuff at lukie*
No, YOU die! *throws super power discarded beer bottle at mansa*
No, YOU DIE! *throws silver power ring at lukie*

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
This is different...
Crap! My super power discarded beer bottle!
Crap! My silver power ring!
Uh oh...
Yeah...
...
What happened?
I don't know...

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
Ha, ha! He's short!
Hey, it's Danny DeVito! Maybe he knows what happened!
I sure do, lukie. I sure do.
Well?
You see, your super power discarded beer bottle and mansa's silver power ring fused in midair and blew up, because of a long forgotten curse...
Ha, ha! He's short, and he got kicked by mansa!
Shut up! *kick*
Ow!

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
Well, without our power stuff, I guess there's nothing to fight about.
Yeah. This sucks.
It does. We should have listened to Mr. Malboro!
That's right, lukie! Malboro has a great taste and lasts long.
T3H 3ND, D00D!
Mal-boro! Mal-boro!
Mal-boro! Mal-boro!

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
This is lukie. Your typical geek. But, there's something different about him... he is...
The 31337 H@X0R!!!
Along with his sidekick, the @PPR3n71C3 H@X0R, he hacks into all sorts of pointless websites.
I am t3h 31337 H@X0R, D00D!

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
First, I shall hack into baobobcomic.com and destroy MasterZ's comics! Come, @PPR3N71C3! (Creeper)
Sure thing!
And so, they hacked.
*Hack hack hack*
*Hack hack hack*
Who's going to win? DUH!
Ahh! MasterZ!
Now that you have found my hideout where I waste time instead of producing BaoBob comics for the masses, I must destroy you!

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
The obese brown kank walks in from the west.
Bwargh!
31337 H@X0R D00D, it's BaoBob!
Rar!
I never knew kanks were so slow...
Coming soon: The fight of the century! Creeper vs. BaoBob!
Grr!
No, kank, it is you who shall die!

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
What's this? BaoBob is evolving!
?
See, I don't always sit on a bench.
BaoBob evolved into AgiFari!a
!
Crap.
Rawr... ?

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
Back at 31337 H@X0R HQ...
Where the hell have you been?
...
You aren't happy, are you?
...
Creeper... you've got that look in your eyes again...
...

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
Is this about me running when BaoBob evolved?
...
We can work this out... right?
...
BOOM!

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
But now, a word from our sponsors. (Scum of the earth)
Mal-Boro!
Mal-Boro!
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Mystery Theatre!
Catho-lic priests!
Catho-lic priests!

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
And again, back at H@X0R HQ...
Alright, Creeper, are you done venting?
Yeah, I'm good now.
So, what do we do now?
Get off the moon?
And again, back at H@X0R HQ...
Yes, that does sound like a good idea.
...

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
So, shall we try your matchbox car theory, or my earth for ransom theory?
Who the hell are you?
Hey, you aren't creeper!
DADDY! THIS MAN IS MOLESTERING ME!
WTF?
WAH!

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
Wha...
I need you to come with me, sir.
And so they walked across the moon...
This has got to be a joke...
Step through the door, now.

 

by syphonbyte
7-15-03
Now I know I'm dreaming.
This ain't no dream.
Who's there?
Akkiham. Ah've been in heah fo' 20 yeahs.
Alright, where am I?
Whah, the dungeons o' Allanak o' course.

 

by syphonbyte
7-16-03
The prisoner proved to be of no real help to lukie...
The Dungeons? When did I get here?
Couple days ago.
So, how can we break out of here?
Break out? Hahaha, dat's funny.
I'm not joking. I've got comics to derail, sites to hack, let's get a move on.
Want some cockroach?

 

by syphonbyte
7-16-03
Creak!
What's that?
Door.
Ah, it must be my sidekick coming to get me.
Sidekick?
Hey, these dungeons look funny... Hey, what the... YOU!
I'm going to get you...

 

by syphonbyte
7-16-03
What are you doing here?
I'm going to kill you!
Yeah, right. I'm going to use my 1337 M@TR1X P0W3RZ on j00!
Then I'm going to use... mansa's silver power ring!
But we destroyed that...
That's what YOU think.

 

by syphonbyte
7-16-03
M@TR1X 7R@N5F0RM@710N!
51LV3R P0W3R R1NG!
Now you die little girl... my god! It's that bastard Vositus!
Yes, somehow I survived Carnage's fire thing! Now I'm going to run on you! Booga booga!
Die, bastard! 31337 @77@CK!
AHH!

 

by syphonbyte
7-16-03
Lukie got home.
Now, to kill that double-crossing Creeper...
Want to kill people? Call 1-800-AHH-NOLD, or go to www.arnold4governator.com
Well, that was lucky.
Blah blah blah
Lukie quickly booked 5 hitmen to attack Creeper.
Wow, what a user-friendly hitsite. Normally these guys have shops in dark alleys and stuff...

 

by syphonbyte
7-16-03
Somewhere, the hitmen are running around...
Man, this dude's gonna hurt so bad when he wakes up tomorrow...
Are you stupid or something? He's going to be DEAD tomorrow. Hey, where does this dude Creeper live anyways?
...
...
Creeper's Secret HQ
This was a good idea, squirrel. They'll never find us here.
Well, yeah! It's not like anybody goes to Hardee's in the first place.

 

by syphonbyte
7-16-03
Meanwhile, lukie was browsing the net for a new sidekick.
Doo dee doo...
...
He soon found a good candidate.
!

 

by syphonbyte
7-16-03
Lukie went to meet the candidate.
You? A rocket?
Suddenly...
Wow, you're... I don't know.
I'm Jesse Ventura, the governor of Minnesota! You don't have pants! Did somebody steal them? I can steal. I'm a pickpocket/thief!
I'm starting to think I would've been better off with the rocket...
Let's spar!

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
And now, a time out for a brief analysis of Jesse's n00bish behavior.
Notice his lack of discresion in his emotes.
The bald dude runs and D00d I k1lled j00!
?
This would have been a much better way of handling the situation.
The bald dude runs up behind the kid in the 28 shirt and swings his knife towards his back.
Note how he didn't force the result of the emote onto me.

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
On the street...
D00d, Hardee's is t3h sUx0rz!
Perhaps, but where else would somebody with a squirell for a sidekick hide out?
Jesse! Attack!
D00d ur gun DIE!!!!11shiftshift11
D00d I flip over you and *kiks j00!*
Oh, no, I'm practically shaking in my boots.

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
Scooby scooby doo, where are you?
RAR!
*run run run*
We've got some work to do now!
*run run run*
RAR!
Hey, why do we keep passing this door?
Because the animators are too lazy to draw new scenes.

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
Somewhere
Where is Creeper?
Maybe he's in that poorly drawn house over there!
Are you the proprietor of this shitty building?
Yes, in fact I am. How many in your party?
Uhh, two.
Right this way, sir.

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
Nice place... interesting decorations.
I'm Super!
Strange customers...
Hey, fabulous!
Oh, God. Or rather, Satan.
You look like a super fella. Wanna dance?

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
BOOM!
I'm Tony Blair and I'm dead!
I'm that Asian girl and I'm dead!
Nuclear WAR!
I'm the Jailer, Santa and I'm dead!
I'm Jesse Ventura and I'm dead!
BOOM!
I'm lukie's computer and I'm dead!
I'm BaoBob and I'm dead! (Even though I already was since my comic is never updated!)

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
Damn her high kick!
(I'm the Pong Ball)
10
Hiya!

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
I guess I'll dance...
Okay...
Dancing Queen... something something something that rhymes with queen...
That was great.
You liked it?

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
Yeah.
You gay fucker!
Uh oh...
But I thought...
Stupid bastard! M@TR1X TR@N5F0RM@T10N!
Oh, crap.
Akkiyaki Hallah Wahk!

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
What's that sound?
I dunno.
God bless the USA! They allow me to choose my sexuality, AND they kill terrorists! Is there anything they can't do?
Yes, there is one thing. Have a decent economy.

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
This is why you don't nuke celebrities.
I'm DYING, D00D!

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
Hi. I'm Gordon Freeman, the star of the hit PC game Half-Life. I may look like lukie, but I'm not.
And I'm some scientist!
I'm here to give a very important announcement. Dolphins rape sharks!
That's right, Gordon. Their behaviour is much like prison inmates.
See? Told you. It's a rather disgusting image, so we'll just show you this and leave the rest to your imagination and Angela Christine.
You can't get away from me!
Aw fuck, aw fuck, aw fuck...

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
Uh oh, Choir Boy is faced with temptation! What does he do? Can he hold out?
Whoa... hookers...
Duh.
(Cheap 80's Porno Music)

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
(Matrix fighting music)
FIGHT-ING DOJO!
You missed.
Why don't you stop trying to hit me and hit me!

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
Rar!
Grr!
Charge!
*rebel yell*
*rebel yell*

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
Lukie, I'm the dude from Microsoft Word! I have a warning!
Wow, this must be important if they sent an inanimate object to warn me.
Oh, it's very important!
Really? Shut the fuck up. *kick*
Yeah, you probably think something bad's going to happen, now, huh?
I don't think he sees me...

 

by syphonbyte
7-17-03
*sneak sneak sneak*
Huh, I have a sneaky suspicion I'm being snuck up on. But I won't look back.
*crawl crawl crawl*
What's that sound? Oh, probably nothing.
*wack wack wack*
Ow, my foot! Assassin!

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