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by theReverend
1-25-05
...and we're back! Welcome to Crapshoot Theatre. You like that? I just made it up! Now we join our story already in progress...
I thought we had an agreement and then you come out with this? Repeat after me: I AM ASIAN AND FROM ASIA
I told you when we met that I'm Mexican, but you didn't listen, as usual. This relationship is making my brain bleed... You can pack your fucking bags tonight, damn you!
...hahaha! Those girls! Didn't I tell you bitches I love all my children? Haha...well, that's another edition of Crapshoot Theatre! Peace out!

 

by theReverend
1-25-05
Hey hey! Welcome to another fantastic edition of Crapshoot Theatre. With us now, as He always is, your Savior and mine...jiggedy JESUS CHRRIIIIIIISSST!
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
THANK YOU, THANK YOU! Great to be here...thanks everyone! All right! Thank you.
Three panels sucks!

 

by theReverend
1-25-05
Guess what? I know a "#0" comic makes no sense! I'm not an idiot!
You sure about that?
Yep!
You know, the name "Crapshoot Theatre" doesn't make a whole lot of sense either.
Guess what? Fuck you!
No kidding!

 

by theReverend
1-25-05
'Sup. Here's a story!
"Shortly after high school I went and found a girl I used to like, and thought I had the courage to finally ask her for a waffle date or snuggling...
um...uh...hey Chastity...um...uh...
That's not my name anymore and you're really tiny, so it'll cost extra.
I had to grow up so fast!

 

by theReverend
1-31-05
Listen up, you cunts.
Not a single rage-stoking day goes by without me showing up in some jackass's webcomic.
I've been on every website in existence, I swear to shit. It's...It's just tiring, is all.
Hey, you made it! Thanks for finally stopping by my strip! This is awesome!
GOD DAMN IT

 

by theReverend
1-31-05
Woah, my arm itches.
...what, we're on? Oh, hello! Welcome back to Crapshoot!
There's a lesson here.
...we've got a great show for you today, folks! Don't you move!
I'LL NEVER DO HOMEWORK AGAIN! HOORAY FOR JESUS!

 

by theReverend
2-02-05
CRAPSHOOT GODDAMMIT!
...I really didn't know what I was doing, I mean she just kept YELLING at me and then I was hitting....cutting...hitting... The blood...so much blood all over me, all over everything...
I just couldn't stop once I started, you know? I thought...I mean I had to make sure she was dead...I just couldn't stop hitting her...OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE...I'M SO SORRY
Sir, do you realize how fast you were going?

 

by theReverend
2-06-05
...so I've been on the streets since I was...well I don't know, it's been so long...and I have a child and a wife to feed and these clothes came from a corpse I found last year and I have to eat...
...please anything you can do to help, just a little change could let my family eat or maybe get some medicine for our numerous open bodily sores and illnesses...but please sir anything would help...
Ha ha! You tell good stories!
...sir please...so hungry...

 

by theReverend
2-06-05
So are we going to that home game or what? I mean, I don't want to get ready and then have you go to sleep or...
ZANGO!
That means 'YES'!
I want a divorce.

 

by theReverend
2-06-05
You ever have that thing where you're nailin' some chick and then you're lickin' and you taste your own cum and then one of her blisters pops and it's all over your face and hair and stuff?
Well, uh...
Yep, one CRA-ZY family reunion!

 

by theReverend
2-16-05
Its allright my child confess your sins unto me.
Well.....
No, wait. Don't say anything. Just sit there a moment. Mmmm...your smell is intoxicating...
That'll be $20, sir.

 

by theReverend
2-17-05
Hi, everybody! I hope you're all ready for another hilarious-
BOO!
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!? SHOW YOURSELF!!!
Hahaha! Best Joke Award; '29, '62, '74, '99, '05. Happy 10th Strip, Crapshoot Theatre! HIGH FIVE
BOO!

 

by theReverend
3-10-05
Dude! You've been sitting at that damn magic box all week...it's time you got out and did something with your life, man! Party with me tonight, we'll get you LAID for sure!
I currently receive around 20 naked jpegs a day depicting girls between the ages of 16 and 30 in positions specifically designed to keep me satisfyed between our daily live video cyber-sex sessions.
Hhh..hh...how...
...much does it cost? Only your integrity my friend, only your integrity.

 

by theReverend
3-10-05
There you are! You left the seat up again, you pig! How about you consider me for a change? I somehow equate this issue with feminism!
You expect me to check and adjust the seat before AND after using the fuckin' john SOLELY for your convinience? Why shouldn't we both just leave it the way we used it?
DURR...MEN DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE PAIN OF LABOR...DURRR
Listen, numbnuts...how about you start paying attention before ploppin' down on your fat ass, and I do the same...thus promoting EQUALITY and LOGIC?
Equality...huh. That's almost better than special privileges for one group! But what is this LOGIC you speak of?

 

by theReverend
3-30-05
I've been gone a while. You know, from the "show".
Um...so I haven't really been up to a whole lot. Just like, saving souls and stuff.
...but anyway, I guess I'll just-
NOBODY CARES!

 

by theReverend
3-30-05
This comic is the same.
I've been gone a while. You know, from the "show".
As the last one.
Um...so I haven't really been up to a whole lot. Just like, saving souls and stuff.
Except with no dog. Is that okay with you? I thought it made the punchline a little better, alright? GET OFF MY BACK
...but anyway, I guess I'll just-
NOBODY CARES!

 

by theReverend
4-11-05
I like cock.
Yeah, alright...
I like cock!
I HEARD YOU

 

by theReverend
4-11-05
I'm going to kill you!
And I want to die!
This relationship is going nowhere.
Yeah, I'm done. See you around.

 

by theReverend
4-11-05
AHH GOD DAMMIT I'S SOOOOO MADDENED!
Yeah, you're always angry, that's what makes you different from me and also GREAT
I JUST WANNA KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!
But we're ghosts, remember?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

by theReverend
4-18-05
Aw man, gas prices are so high...I can barely--
Come with me, sir...I want to show you something.
...So you see, we've had this inexaustable alien fuel source for years, ready to go to market. But it never will...
Why are you telling me this?
Because no one would believe...A SKELETON!
AHH! HOLY CRAP!

 

by theReverend
4-25-05
Hee hee! This seems like a perfect setup for a comic about the movie Constantine!
I'll play the part of KEANEUAU REEVES!
Hey, too bad the author hasn't seen that movie, huh?
Quiet, I'm mastubating.

 

by theReverend
4-25-05
Hey man you shouldn't be all making war and shit cuz that's bad and I also think you should stop all that stuff you do that's bad except for drugs.
Good news! Your mom's boobs fit in my mouth.

 

by theReverend
4-25-05
Hoo boy!
My head itches!

 

by theReverend
4-25-05
I'm glad we could hang out together in this frozen void.
Does your face itch?
I could sing a song!
My penis has a crack in it.

 

by theReverend
4-25-05
I really don't know what to say to you. This is a retarded setup.
Oh you don't have to say anything. Just sit there, Mr. Fuzzy.
Mr. Fuzzy?
Did you notice where my hand is?

 

by theReverend
5-04-05
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckou

 

by theReverend
5-04-05
Go http://www.qwantz.com/apologies/ because you can make comics
I know I can but how ncan you????
I would accept one hundred dollars cash from most nearly anyone!

 

by theReverend
5-13-05
So can you see what's going on in there?
Yeah...the damage really isn't so bad.
...but dude, um...it's really sorta weird looking around inside you like this.
ROBO-BONER

 

by theReverend
5-13-05
THERE APPEARS TO BE NO END TO THIS CHAOTIC DIMENSION, SIR-CAPTAIN
Yes, I can see that, you scrap heap!
THIS UNIT IS GLAD FOR SIR-CAPTAIN'S SUPPLE COMPANY
I realize that, you-- ...wait, what?!

 

by theReverend
5-13-05
Yeah, whatta ya want?
BZZT BZZT
Listen, I don't have time fer this.
BZZT
If yer lookin' fer action, just come in already.
BZZ--Um, okay.

 

by theReverend
5-17-05
I think you should do drugs.

 

by theReverend
5-30-05
WELCOME TO THE ORIENT!
Um...
YOU CAN HAVE GOOD TIME HERE! FIGHTING AND PRAYER!
Why are you shouting?
PRAYER!

 

by theReverend
6-05-05
Well, my old friend, after all these years I've finally done it...I've perfected my machine! The process is complete!
I think I'm wetting myself! I love you!
Okay, nevermind, I'll show somebody else. Go home.
God dammit I ruin everything...

 

by theReverend
6-05-05
I feel really...strange.
Um...something happened.

 

by theReverend
6-05-05
Honey? Do want me to fix you something to eat? You've been down there a long time.
You know, I don't know why, but I could really go for some...well, some dog shit. Surely there's some around.
You still there, sweetums?

 

by theReverend
6-09-05
My fist has a hot date with your black and white asshole!
something else happened to alter the result of things

 

by theReverend
6-09-05
there a is a back ground here that is not satisvactory
I agree with this statemanet
You chould take a day off to reaassess things
I THINK I HATE YOUR PARENTS

 

by theReverend
6-09-05
MKy weapon ois bigger tabn yours and it's christmas~!
I'm not sure abuot this
Aslo I won an award you didn't win!
I...I'm not sure.
I'm not sure you're gonns life much nolnger!
PENIS

 

by theReverend
6-09-05
holy shit wh'er in a church!
take a hit take a hit big dog take a hit
I don't know rap but I'll take a pill I hate this crap and I'll pay some b ill
jigga what jigga kill jigga what jigga ILL
YO

 

by theReverend
6-25-05
A wire prison - Out of place in a wispy dreamscape - An empty cage - An empty dream.
I wonder if my dick would fit through those bars.

 

by theReverend
6-25-05
WHAT'S A MATTER LITTLE BOY
Well, I--
YOUR BALLS HURT PRETTY MUCH HAHAHA
SOMETIMES I LICK TOO HARD

 

by theReverend
6-25-05
Oh god! ...it's so creepy here...
You know, if you're that freaked out you can just leave.
I'm just really nervous...we should go...oooo...
Listen, pal. I'm gonna sit here. So go if you want.
Mmmhmm...just let me finish...YEAH LITTLE RIGHTY! ..uunnnhh...
...What?

 

by theReverend
7-13-05
OH FER FUCK'S SAKE MY COMPUTER IS IN THE SIDEWALK AR
relinquish control of the doobage, shitbag

 

by theReverend
7-13-05
I'm telling you, we're practically the same dude in different clothes. I mean, our philosophies are the same, I don't eat as a statement, you don't eat to achieve some higher plane or something.
I mean, like!
Monks are disciplined bro.

 

by theReverend
7-13-05
So how do you personally deal with the everyday intricatcies of being a prostititute...in a cave, no less?
Listen, I'm just trailer trash and I don't know what you're talkinga about.
Well I'm a penguin!

 

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7-15-05

 

by theReverend
8-11-05
Now we should fight, and by that I mean you will die!
I have a secret, cocksucker!
Such crap.
I AM A PIRATE BY NATURE
http://www.realultimatepower.net
...and that's how I killed enemies and became so famous.
Nice boner, mister!

 

by theReverend
8-24-05
So I heard you were "bugging" my housemate.
I hate people that use the word "housemate."
Um well
Also, that was a really shitty pun.
ALSO FUCK YOU!
P.S. I fucked that rabbit of yours.

 

by theReverend
9-02-05
So what's the word on this Katrina thing? I wonder what that shit is like...I mean, it seems like a zombie movie or some apocalypse thing.
Yeah, man, but really it's not like it's SOOO above anything we can imagine, you know?
I guess so...I mean my basement flooded from all the rain.
Exactly! Why, I've even spilled water on my keyboard before! It TOTALLY ruined my life for a while!
Even taking time discussing it makes it seem like more of a deal than it really is. I mean, come on.
You guys are talking about New Orleans, right? Man, they have had some SHIT-ASS weather lately!

 

by theReverend
9-09-05
Trick question. They're all the same.

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