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by thisstinks17
12-15-03
Hey im marie
Before this i was known as Marie517 now im not
I also know alot of u didnt thinik Marie517 was funny
But im gonna try harder to b funny now
BUt that probably wont work cause most of the things i think are funny arent funny to other people!
sO ther u go..o ya HoboOnahamsandwich kicks ass and so does ClamjusticeHA !!!

 

by thisstinks17
12-16-03
THe two whores.....
369 debbys fine blah blah blah get drove get drove get drove get drove..to the CODY to the STEVE to the STEVE(and more gayness)
369 debbys fine blah blah blah get drove get drove get drove get drove..to the CODY to the STEVE to the STEVE(and more gayness)
RRRRRRR
everyone on the bus SHUT THE FUCK UP NOT ITS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG lindesy that song is soooo totally COOL AND FUNNY!!!!!!
Me and Dani
FUCKERS!!!!!!!
FUCKERS!!!!!!!!! hey dougs really hot

 

by thisstinks17
12-16-03
Hey little girl...wanna cookie
sure...
come with me(laughs)
O i love cookies
HAHAhAHAHA burn
noooooooo i just wanted a cookie sizzle

 

by thisstinks17
12-16-03
Hello everyone! Lets get started. Why don't you all send up your weekly spaz charts. Then we will talk about our kids and humiliate them!!
Oh goody now I can finally tell them how I have been secretly filming my son!
Now why don't you tell us about your week of making your kids lives harder!
I love this part! This week I spazed on my kids 100 times and grounded them for no reason at all 15 times each!
Very Good! Now next time why dont we make it 150 and 40 times. Also why don't you pressure you kids about there grades and friends a little bit more?!
O this sound like fun!

 

by thisstinks17
12-17-03
This actually happend today.
Hey I have a pimple can you please pop it!?
Sure!!
Gayness
Yay I got it! Oh my gosh Steve, I need to put make up on you..U HAVE A PIMPLE!!!
Uhh..Ok I guess(only lets them do it cause he "thinks" he will "get some")
Me and Dani...
For god's sake how lame can someone be!
There such ass holes..they need to burn. I can't believe I ever liked him he's such a fag...

 

by thisstinks17
12-17-03
He was nice....
Hey Steve. What Metallica Cds do u have....
Hey, Um basically all of them! Metallica kicks ass!
The whore comes to the class everything changes..
Hey Steve!!! Oh my gosh, Steve do you like Metallica?
No.... not really I like rap alot better.
Oh, so now u don't like Metallica...
Thats cool, I hate rock music I love rap. Chingy is sooo hot!
Yeah, I don't really like Metallica anymore. They suck ass.

 

by thisstinks17
12-17-03
Steve your a big ass wipe now.
What the hell no im not.
The why is there poop on your forehead?
Wait, where. I dont see any! Come on where is it.
He really stupid...and im not kidding.
I was kidding you asshole. God your so stupid.
Umm... no? Come on is there really poop on my face?

 

by thisstinks17
12-18-03
Former friend of Dani's is being interviewed with the help of Connie Chung of course, about her recent killing a spree! Yip E!
Hello, this is connie chung checking in, with the fuckin news!
Hi I am Anna, being interviewed about the crazy bum dani! You see, she used to be sane back in the day...
Doomed to hell! All of you!
I'm a hobo on a ham Sandwich! a Hobo on a ham sandwich ya hear?!
Oh No! Have mercv on me o great one!
"Gether Marie, now's your chance" screams Dani from the phsyc-ward!
The slug shows no remorse! Yes burn I say, BURN BITCH!
NO!! Why did I have to be such a skanky-ass whore?!

 

by thisstinks17
12-18-03
WTF
HEY DID U KNOW THAT RANCID KICKS ASS
NO THEY = THE SUCK AND SO DO METALLICA
WTMF
THAT IS NOT TRUE...METALLICA AND RANCID=THE KICK ASS
NO
HAHA
WELL DIMMIU BORGIR=THE SUCK
NOOOOOO!!

 

by thisstinks17
12-19-03
NOOO DONT STEP IN THE POOPIE
POOPIE????
I TOLD YOU NOT TO!!!!!
NOOO I STEPED IN THE POOPIE!!!!
And please dont say so do your comics, you know who you are...
HAHAHA NOW YOU SUCK!!!!!!
THIS STINKS!!!

 

by thisstinks17
12-19-03
Hey, want some mountian dew?
..................ok........
drinking...
Drinking......
Drinking........
5 minutes later!!
WOOOOOO THIS IS FUN!!!!!!!!OMFG OMFG THIS IS SOOOOOOO FUCKING AWESOME
OH MY MOTHER FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

 

by thisstinks17
12-20-03
5:30
Marie we will be back around..umm 8:00 or 8:30 but definitly before nine!
Ok thats cool.
8:00
OKAY!! Lets go on the computer..(think I'll just go to strip creator) Oh great your internet doesnt work!!!!
Marie, Marie, Marie come play with me!
10 FUCKING 30
Oh, sorry we were a little late Marie. Oh it looks like cameron is sick(checks his temp) OMG his temperature is 102! Hes sick!
(No Shit he's sick) O that sucks. The thing that really suck is that he fell asleep on me for 2 HOURS YIP FUCKING E

 

by thisstinks17
12-21-03
When ever I try to scan something..
Hey, I think ill scan this picture...
(computer) RRRRRRRR OSHRWOIEFHWOIJMCOWEJFOIEF
Computer Starts to FREAK OUT
GOD DAMMIT
RRRRRRRRAAAAEEEEEEEEHHHHGGGGTTRERERERERPOIRRRR
Piece of shit..
FUCKER!!!!
ONFOINCEHNFEDFJWEFREHHEHEHSODOENCOEORD

 

by thisstinks17
12-21-03
Evan and Tony
We thank you god for church amen..hahaha hey dimmiu borgir rocks!
HAHAHA TAFFY TAFFY DONT DO THE SNIFF HAHAHA HAHA PICOLO
Me and Josh
Hey, did you know that old book smell good? they really do
O O O I JUST SAID SEXUALLY hehehe
Brett and The Pastor
Oh I am a mocho football,baseball,and basket ball player im better then u all!!! haha
ALRIGHT NOW DO U WANT TO STAY AFTER EIGHT...EVAN TONY SETTLE DOWN NOW...PRAISE THE LORD!!!!

 

by thisstinks17
12-21-03
Oneday at sunday school
Ok. Lets read. You should pray 2 times a day. You can pray in your bathroom attic or closet. Were ever you want.
WHAT THE FUCK..
Umm why would you ever pray in your closet..or you bathroom..
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I can see it now....
MARIE WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING IN THE BATHROOM!!!
UMM IM PRAYING!! NO I REALLY AM!!

 

by thisstinks17
12-21-03
Eric aka church molester
Come on danielle, I'll take you to Marie.(feels up her arm) come with me.
MARIE MARIE WHERE ARE U I CANT SEE ANYTHING(I say, "over here")
GEt off of me!! I'll find her my self..YOU GOD DAMN MOLESTOR
Oh im sorry just trying to help...
She never came back to my church..BECAUSE OF THE CHURCH MOLESOR!!!!!!!!!! AHHH
Marie, that eric kid just tried to molest me..It was weird..
......

 

by thisstinks17
12-25-03
Hey I think I'll go and/or smoke some weed!
Im high and/or stoned!
Next Day...
Hey that girl looks like someone I could date and/or screw!!!!
blah, blah, blah..
Hey would you like to date and/or screw me!
Shut up and/or go to hell, you jack ass and/or mother fucker!!

 

by thisstinks17
12-25-03
Hey I think I'll go and/or smoke some weed!
Im high and/or stoned!
Next Day...
Hey that girl looks like someone I could date and/or screw!!!!
blah, blah, blah..
Hey would you like to date and/or screw me!
Shut up and/or go to hell, you jack ass and/or mother fucker!!

 

by thisstinks17
12-25-03
Bam and Phil
Hey Phil do two push ups. Do IT
NO I already did my two!
(beats up Phil) DO It NOW!!!
Fine...(does 2 two push ups)
Funnyness
Hey Phil look at your weight problem..What do you eat??
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I DID MY TWO!!!!

 

by thisstinks17
12-26-03
The Backseat coming home from somewhere..
Hold on..
Hey Marie give me back my Cd..
Brief fight..nothing serious..
ok ok...
Hurry UP!!
Spaz..
KID STOP FIGHTING YOUR GONNA MAKE YOUR FATHER CRASH!!!!
GOD DAMMIT KNOCK IT OFF EH?

 

by thisstinks17
12-26-03
Hello mam...i i mean sir how can i help you?
Hello..Id like a burger and/or coke
Well which one do you want?
Well one and/or the other.
JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY SON!!!!
Fuck you im leaving and/or getting the hell out of this piece of shit and/or crap house.

 

by thisstinks17
12-26-03
Today There was a tradegy...2039482 thousand people were killed.
Mister President Mister President!!!!!!!!! WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE HOW?????
Well...I cant answer all those questions...but it was a major tradegy..(cheering) thank you thank you...!
But you didnt answer my fucking question! Hell you answer dumb ass questions about your fucking family and your dumb ass war plans now come on WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay..I admit..I have no idea what happend today..All they told me was to say a big number over 50 thousand and and say it was a tradegy..They figured that would take up a while. with all the cheering
Well Mr. President that about answers my question..haha another president revield! It works every time!

 

by thisstinks17
12-30-03
Some where in England...
Come now Watson...This is the day when we start our crime fighting ADVENTURES!!!
Ahh tis...why don't we enjoy some tea and crumpets before we go?
Now watson..We have no time for tea and crumpets! Rember I am the leader and I make the rules..COME NOW we need to fight crime!
But Sherlock tea and crumpets are a crucial part of crime fighting! And another thing..what crimes are we fighting?
You Need tea and crumpets!
Oh come on Watson! There is a nice old lady being brutally beaten for her money over there come on lets go help!!!We could save the day!
No, I didnt get my tea and crumpets...

 

by thisstinks17
12-30-03
Dumb...
Well Mom,I think it looks good Im gonna go now..
Marie! GET BACK HERE CAN'T YOU STAY HERE FOR A SECOND AND SEE WHAT A PRETTY TREE THIS IS!!
Dumb...
Ok...It's great..now im gonna go on the computer..
I give up..why do you always like to harass me and give me a hard time! I bend over backward to make this house look nice and this is what i get NO RESPECT!!
Shit like this always happens in my house..but then later my mom gives in and ungrounds me! haha another point for me..yea that was gay sorry
What the hell! I just said it looked great! What else do you want be to do..praise the tree?
THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUR GROUNDED!! AND NO TV,RADIO,OR COMPUTER FOR A WEEK!!!

 

by thisstinks17
1-01-04
Actually happend...
Come on go pee..
*Blank Stare*
Oh my god go pee! It's 10 degrees out here!
*sniffs every fucking spot on the grass THEN pees*
10 minutes later...
Thank you now lets go inside..
Jesus, humans can be very anoying...

 

by thisstinks17
1-01-04
Mr.C tells really long stories..
Ok Class*spit spit* today we are going to start a whole new lesson on negitives, but first I will tell you about my old girlfriend Merna!
Merna was my girlfriend...blah blah..I lost her blah blah..I was depressed blah blah*ten minutes longer*
Mr.C likes to lose my tests..
Well Marie, I can't seem to find your huge math test..something must have happen between your hands and my tests..but that doesnt mean you took it...
Thats what you just said...ASS HOLE!!
But all in all Mr.C kicks ass!!!
Hey Mr.C kicks serious ass!
Yea I know!

 

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by thisstinks17
1-04-04
Hey, the song's done!
For whom the bell tolls...
DAMMIT!!
Time marc..*loud anoying screeching*
.....
*More loud anoying screeching*

 

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1-06-04

 

by thisstinks17
1-07-04
Hey Dude whats up?
Oh nothing just woke up..I was so stoned lasted night!
So you did some pretty screwed up stuff right?
No not really..
After you read this...look it really looks like an ass is in his pocket
Then how did that ass get in your pocket?
....

 

by thisstinks17
1-07-04
Hey Did you know im like bird? And I wanna fly away?
I had no idea?
But I dont know where my home or my soul is..?But Baby all I need for you to know is...
Wait, isnt this you home..I mean where else could you go?
Im like a bird!
No way?!

 

by thisstinks17
1-07-04
Well I'm your lady because my milk shaks bring all the boys to the yard..
Hey Id like a milk shake plese..
And there like its better then YOURS haha damn right, its better then yours!
Thats nice but can I..
Well I could teach you.... but Id have to charge..
Well Thats nice..I'm gonna go now..

 

by thisstinks17
1-07-04
I have no idea what these lyrics mean...
Hey man Im really bored!
Hey You know we could go some where if you wanna go and take a ride with me!
That would be cool..
Yea we'd be 3 wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's!
Oh why do I live this way?
Hey it must be the money!

 

by thisstinks17
1-07-04
Hey girls are so werid they dont like boys..
What? What do they like then..
Well... they like cars and money
But you do know that Boys will laugh at girls when they just arent funny!
And these girls like these boys like these boys like these girls!
What?

 

by thisstinks17
1-08-04
Dammit I got mud on my shoes!
ANNIE ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK ANNIE?!
Yeah, I'm good.
BUT ANNIE ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ANNIE!!!!??
YES!
Ok Annie...

 

by thisstinks17
1-08-04
Yo, Listen up heres a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world
Blue is my house with the blue little windows and my blue corvet! ...
Hi!
Im blue da ba de da ba di da ba de daba di da ba de da ba di
What?
And everything is blue for me and everybody around..cause I ain't got nobody to listen
Hey I know how you feel....

 

by thisstinks17
1-12-04
Do YOU want to learn how to knit?? Then listen to this GREAT offer!!
No...
10 minutes later...the same shit
Now, get this kit for only 3 payments of 33 $ LESS THAN 100!!!
Yea by one cent..why am i still watching this
Do YOU want to learn how to freeze dry your parents??
Hey this one might be interesting..!

 

by thisstinks17
1-13-04
Your watching Cable Televison RIGHT NOW!
YOur customers are watching cable television RIGHT NOW!
Your add could be on cable televison RIGHT NOW!!!
Call 1-800-blah blah to get you add on cable television RIGHT NOW!
CABLE WORKS!!!!!!!Gets you ads wooooorth!

 

by thisstinks17
1-14-04
STREET BALLER SHOT CALLER ILL HOLLA FOR YALLA FOR PEEPS ON THE STREETS (300 MORE TIMES!)
STREET BALLER SHOT CALLER ILL HOLLA FOR YALLA FOR PEEPS ON THE STREETS (300 MORE TIMES!)
(everyone on the bus) Shut the hell up!
(in the back) GET AWAY GET AWAY..STREET BALLA...
'louder' STREET BALLA ILL HOLLA TO MY PEEPS IN THE STREET I HAVE TO GET AWAY GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha lindsey your so funny lets sing somemore 369 DEBBYS FINE DRIVE IT FOR ME BLAH BLAH BLAH GET DROOOOOOOOVE GET DROOOOOOOOVE

 

by thisstinks17
1-16-04
My Dads Radio Station...Jazz..
(mono tone voice) ALRIGHT EVERYONE..haha that was a piece by old sanders on the rock hahaha...
Yeah Marie! I remember when I was young me and my pals used to sing that song....blah blah blah...
Oh Great Dad! That sounds good...
WHY ARENT YOU INTERESTED IN THIS IM TRYING TO START A CONVERSION WITH MY DAUGHTER AND I GET NO RESPECT!! PUT YOUR FEET DOWN...
*more of the boring guy on the radio* *Changes the station*
wait..WHY DON'T YOU EVER ASK FIRST!! THERE YOU GO AGAIN NO RESPECT!!!

 

by thisstinks17
1-17-04
Step one Get some kick ass accomplises A few screwd up ones..there always fun to have around..
A few smart ones- for the plans..thats right
and a few evil ones..for the killing and other things..

 

by thisstinks17
1-17-04
Step 2 Get your self some kick ass plans..Let the smart ones do this...
Ok...First stop the weak spots of the world!
HAHA slacker! I found it before you *nasly laugh* first we will hit the contries of south africa..their all starving anyway...
Ok..Sounds good but..what exactly will we [i]do[/i] in south africa...
Well, First we will attack and send all those useless fuckers to hell!! Then we will simply take the bodies and hide them somewhere will know one will ever know! It's as simple as that!
Gee Binkus, I didnt know you were so harsh...I mean even though I do have secert feelings for you..
Oh thats great, now I have a gay homo lesbian fag taging along with me..even thought those tight pant do look sexy on him..

 

by thisstinks17
1-17-04
Okay..Now that you have your accomplises, and a kick ass plan now all that is left to do is dominate! But first you have to saftly enter the country heres how! (use the screwd up guys)
(leader)Alright, Now what you have to do is distract the guard...
No Problem!
*silence* I can't resist!!
Oh come on buddy you know you want me....Dont I look sexy?! Come A little closer...
*faint moans*
Alright everyone MOVE IN!!

 

by thisstinks17
1-17-04
Now..We need to learn how to attack with our evil team members HERES HOW!!!!
Ok theres one of those mindless Africans now..
Oh dont worry I'll get them!!
Hey NIgga!!! COME OVER HERAAAH!!
NO NO PLEASE DONT HURT US WHAT DID WE DO!!!
Repeat as many times as needed!
HaHa YOU LIVED!!!!

 

by thisstinks17
1-18-04
Now that you have sucsessfully killed the leaders of the country it your turn to rule over the country..
Alright everyone now this country is now under our control. If anyone wants to go against our rules you will be executed...
Well..I don't think thats very fair..
Hey ass hole I'm trying to take over the world not run a fucking peace walk now do what I say!
NO I WILL NOT FOLLOW THE RULES..I WILL REVOLT!!!
Oh made make sure you have a kick ass executer..Like Jimmy!
Jimmy..take him..Shut your mouth
Noooo..I WILL REVOLT I TELL YOU REVLOT...

 

by thisstinks17
1-20-04
MOM!!!!
Ok Dear I'm off to work now!
Bye Mom..
(crazy disco music)
If my kids knew I came to this Animal lovers strip club everyday and dressed up like a drunken rabbit they would hate me! But I hate work..WORK SUCKS
And so do you darlin'...GET ON THE FLO'
Mom What the hell are you doing with that guy! I..I HATE YOU!!
ITS WORK...BUISNESS!!

 

by thisstinks17
1-20-04
SPANISH TEACHER!!!!
HOLA!!!! COMO ESTAS...BLAH BLAH BLAH
Bien..
Oh yay! It's finally time for the little children to go home..and finally time for me to EAT THEM
AHHHH!!! MRS.SHUTTES NOT ONLY A EX PLAY BOY MODLE BUT A CANNIBAL AT SAME TIME!!! RUN
Wait..Mrs. Shutte was a play boy modle....MY EYES THEIR BLEEDING!!!!!
Yea I found this in my dad's closet..

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