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by xpac
12-29-01
suckit
what
seeidontgetenoughrespectaroundhereisaidsuckit
what
itseemsyoureadeafsonofabitchhowmayihelp
what

 

by xpac
12-30-01
heyrockyithinkyoushouldgosuckit
actuallyimnottherock
explain
mynameisnealcauseimfromacomiccalledwhenigrowup
stilliwantyoutosuckit
okay

 

by xpac
12-30-01
goddamnitstopknockingmycomicstheyrereallyfunnywhenyouthinkaboutit
sogivemesomerespectdamnit
andgivememyowncharactersoistophavingtosharemycharacterwiththisskaggguy
noihatewrestlingbecauseofyouandwillnotdrawapictureofawrestlerbecausetheniwouldbeidentifiedwithyouandthereforebegay

 

by xpac
12-31-01
heyifiguredoutwhynobodylikesmycomicsitsbecausemycomicsarentgayenough
sothistimeivefixedittobeveryfunny
rarrtoborwillcornholeyou
hahahalolthatssofuckingfunnyidontdeservetorunthissitesoiwillgiveittoyou

 

by xpac
12-31-01
suckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckit
suckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckit
suckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckit
thetitlesaysitallsothiscomichasnopunchline
happynewyearfolksandsuckit

 

by xpac
1-01-02
hohomerrychristmaseverybodyexceptforthatoddfellerintheback
yeahwellfuckyoutoo

 

by xpac
1-01-02
imjackinoffbecauseyouresohot
letsgetoffofthesunsoyoullbelesshotandillstopjackingoff
okaythen

 

by xpac
1-01-02
yodaisafag
helloeverybodyitsyourgoodfriendyoda

 

by xpac
1-01-02
imhorny
hellohorny

 

by xpac
1-03-02
what
huh
what
huh
ifyouwereexpectingsomethingfunnyyoushouldnthavereadmycomic
what
huh

 

by xpac
1-04-02
The regulars don't seem to like my "leave out spaces" gimmick.
As opposed to the "red assraping robot" which they love.
Oh well, they're all dumbfucks. Who cares what they think?

 

by xpac
1-16-02
imwenis,imnotaching
imwenis,iwanttoseeacockring
imxpac,andigottwotearsinabucket
imxpac,suckit
burmashave
moh

 

by xpac
1-18-02
I live on 420 Eat Shit Street
In the city whose name is Suck My Teet
In Go Rape A Red Robot Square In The Ass County, Alabam
On Planet Like I Give A Mother Fucking Son Of A Bitch Shitty Little Damn!
Burma Shave.
Moh.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
mang
bang
dang
slang
fang
wang
Do that funk-ay thang!
Join the Burma Shave Gang!

 

by xpac
1-23-02
In this corner, Boxing Wirthling Head!
-(Pretend there is a boxing ring here)-
And in this corner, another Boxing Wirthling Head!

 

by xpac
1-23-02
I hate my god damn son.
Why did he have to break my "most man sex" world record?

 

by xpac
1-23-02
You do realize that you're allowed to do something interesting, right?
I can?

 

by xpac
1-23-02
It's a good thing nobody realizes that I'm not really big or evil. And there's a picture of me to show it.
Heh. Good thing everyone here is retarded.
By using the word "everyone" you have also implied that you're retarded.
Well, my recent IQ test showed a score of negative six.
That high, eh?

 

by xpac
1-23-02
Woohoo being in shorts has made me popular!
wtf?
I have come to take your glory, your fifteen minutes are up!
Let's fuck.
Let's.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
Let's see, I have set up a really good website (not originally intended for goat sex), and I've become very popular in the process, all in my spare time.
I love you Brad!
I'm also Canadian.
Well then fuck you Brad!

 

by xpac
1-23-02
Bunnerabb (early)
witty and smart remarks
we love you bunner!
Bunnerabb (recent)
somewhat witty and smart, but also somewhat homosexual remarks
we love you bunner!
Bunnerabb (near future)
blatant fag quotes
we love you bunner!

 

by xpac
1-23-02
hey i do not suck dick, i actually suck balls
you llok like a nerd
i'm not a nerd i'm a retard
in that case you should get a mentor
i already have one
oh i see him now.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
I AM BETTER THAN YOU PUNY MORTALS, YOU ALL DISAPPEAR WHEN COMPARED TO MY L33T SKILLS!
omg
wtf
I wish I had a life.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
I am a very good artist.
But I'm not very funny.
So why the fuck did I go to a site where the art is provided, but I have to come up with my own jokes?
Because you're retarded.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
keep rollin rollin rollin rollin
Why you hafta be so mean?
You know I hate listening to mallcore when I'm wanking off!
oh yeah

 

by xpac
1-23-02
Hi, I'm Drexle, let's watch my life go by.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
I'm so not special, I don't even get to have a single user, they all just throw me around like trash.
I'm sorry I had to tape your mouth shut, but spelling errors during sex just aren't my thing.
oh wel it dosn't mater too me as long as we rapp eech other

 

by xpac
1-23-02
Hey cousin Pammy, it's me, evil_d!
Don't you have a character yet?
Do I look like a fucking user character? Are you so retarded that you can't see that I'm just a pile of nobody?
WAAAAAH!
I'm sorry I hurt you, let's have sex.
*sniff* okee then.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
my boobs itch like a son of a bitch!
hey that rhymes!

 

by xpac
1-23-02
sigh
This comic just isn't the same, since Brad won't allow goatse.cx as a character.
I need something else.
Hey Gabe, Why don't you cornhole (damn Brad for no goatse.cx) me?

 

by xpac
1-23-02
Closer!
Closer!
come on, you're almost at my tongue!
im only a fucking bug, retard!

 

by xpac
1-23-02
this comic is funny
*whore sounds*
*whore sounds*

 

by xpac
1-23-02
*wank off*
How does KF use the Internet? Turn this comic 90 degrees clockwise to find out!

 

by xpac
1-23-02
the world record for the most pussies
in a single comic is, unfortuantly for
Gary Larson, no longer eleven.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
ALLRIGHT MY PENIS IS BIG AGAIN!
about fucking time, let's hop in the bed.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
cunt
cunt
cunt
cunt
cunt
cunt

 

by xpac
1-23-02
Will you go out with me?
No way, King fucking Kong has a smaller nose than you, dork! Oh yah england is so gay it's not even worth capitalizing the e.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
Maybe I will finally appear in a good comic.
Nope.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
Hey little girl I found ObiJo!
Where?
OBIJO IS A PENIS!
In my pants.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
Hey don't look at me that way or I'll do something very evil!
try your best!
12 hours later
It didn't work, fag, I don't have any credit cards!
shit

 

by xpac
1-23-02
With a picture like that, I don't realy need any text to diss Spankling.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
what losers...
thinking repediate assraping is funny.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
so then i was like "Illegal Error, deleting all the hard work you've done!" Suckers.
wtf
I DON'T HAVE A DICK!
OK, so Billings isn't entirely retarted.

 

by xpac
1-23-02
assrape!

 

by xpac
1-25-02
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miss cleo sez you is laughing right now
Somebody tell me when I'm allowed to say something else.
You can talk about only xpac's suckiness and how you sodomize your barn.

 

by xpac
1-25-02
JrnymnNate (early)
blatant fag quotes
we hate you nate!
JrnymnNate (recent)
somewhat witty and smart, but also somewhat homosexual remarks
we hate you nate!
JrnymnNate (near future)
witty and smart remarks
we hate you nate!

 

by xpac
1-26-02
I am god, discuss me.
NO FUCK YOU FUCKER I AM GOD DO NOT FUCKING DISCUSS ME!
No, fuck you, I am god, because my signature is in Spanish! Speak only in Spanish (except for me)
Okay so I am not god, but still discuss religion seriously with no "I am god" pranks..
I am everyone of the people listed before me, but I will only claim to be cockmaster. ATTENTION I AM COCK MASTER AND NOBODY ELSE PLEASE JUST BELIEVE ME AND DO NOT INVESTIGATE IT AT ALL!
j00 4l1 4r3 l2m0rz!!!111 (because clearly dcomposed is only cockmaster)

 

by xpac
1-26-02
no no i just thought it would be funny i will stop now
You still fucking suck, wank-lamer.
I am discussing religion in the religion thread. Notice that there is a neon "IGNORE ME!" sign above my head.
That's okay, I'm dying from a terminal disease anyways.
hey look there is no religion in any of those posts therefore you all are an ass (even though there is no religion in this either, I AM NOT AN ASS!)
SUCKIT! Look, instead of adding something original I am just recapping! SUCKIT!

 

by xpac
1-27-02
suckit
oh no it is xpac i will use the force to stop him
suckit
the force is just moving him forward we are doomed
Now tell me, how is this any more exciting than The Phantom Menace?
suckit
now the force has turned me into an xpac too i hope that anakin skywalker (our only hope) turns out to be good and not become darth vader!

 

by xpac
1-27-02
this is a comic!

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