All comics by xxxenon

 

by xxxenon
10-29-04
Witch Way to the North Pole?
Do you see that Star?
Did you find my dog?
I feel so lost...
Do you have any food?
How did I get here?

 

by xxxenon
10-30-04
Nice Party !
Do you want to swing dance?
I dont know how.
I can teach you.
Next week it is Club Rubber.
Should I bring my gloves?

 

by xxxenon
10-30-04
What's up?
The price of Green Tea in China.
Are you buying or selling?
I am Antioxidanting.
I want to join the Tea Party.
Tea fights for Free Radicals !

 

by xxxenon
10-30-04
Did you see my dance?
Are your boobs real?
I was the one on stage sweating and toiling for your pure pleasure...
ya,real fake
Titattiude

 

by xxxenon
10-30-04
You look like Brad Pitt.
You look like Jill Kelly.
Who is Jill Kelly?
She is a porn Star.
Are you insulting me?
Lezbe Friends !

 

by xxxenon
10-31-04
A Sneak Attack !
Mr.President are you sure no one is going to recognize us?
We are on the war path !
The road less traveled !
''Holy Ghost'' !
BOO

 

by xxxenon
10-31-04
Yo,bitch you got my money?
All I have is my social security check.
Yo,bitch you got my money?
That is my Kangoo Hat !
Gun War General
Captain Kangaroo

 

by xxxenon
11-01-04
I dont want to work tonite.
You have bills to pay.
I want to stay home and write comic strips.
About what?
Great strip show how about a dance?
I knew I should of stayed home !

 

by xxxenon
11-01-04
What is your name?
My Name is Eminem.
For Real ?
Truth or Consequence?
I Love m & m
Truth !
I want to be your Superman

 

by xxxenon
11-02-04
I brought my video cam do you want to make a movie?
Look ! The Man in the Moon.
Gidget
Moon Doggie
Gidget
2 MOON JUNCTION 2

 

by xxxenon
11-02-04
This is your day !
Dooms Day
This is your hour !
9:11
Get out and vote !

 

by xxxenon
11-03-04
I hate my haircut !
Why are you crying?
My mother gave me a pixi and I look like a boy.
My name is Pixie the mischievous fairy.
I will grant you one wish.
Fairy God Mother !

 

by xxxenon
11-04-04
There has been another terrorist attack.
Where are my Cuban Cigars?
Our next stop Afghanistan.
Yes ! Poppy.

 

by xxxenon
11-04-04
You killed Toto !
Dorothy ! I did that poor dog a favour.
How so?
I am the wizard of Onza ! The unit of measurment for gold,silver and other precious Metals.
Toto !
I was just appointed the Federal Reserve Watch Dog !

 

by xxxenon
11-05-04

 

by xxxenon
11-07-04
Remember when you were 10 life was simple and so were friends.
ya, well it's not that simple anymore and what is a friend?
A friend is a patron or supporter.
According to who Webster?
Are you challanging me?
I may look Amish but, I ate my Quaker Oatmeal this morning !

 

by xxxenon
11-07-04
I'm going to ride you for charity.
Red Bull Shit.
The Texas BBQ for all my fund raisers will keep the energy circulating and cash flowing.
The Federal Drug Addictors.
Jesus Christ !

 

by xxxenon
11-07-04
Jimmy ! Jimmy Hoffa !
Shhhhh,I am trying to keep a low profile.
Your still alive ?
Union Jack !
Local Boys ! rats are always left on the ship...Say Cheese
Skull
Bones

 

by xxxenon
11-07-04
Onza ! You are free to go someone posted your bail !
Who ! Merlin the Magician ?
A anonymous tipper dropped of a bag of silver coins commemorating the World Trade Center and new Freedom Tower being erected !
Those coins are a scam.
Onza, is now in the Consumer Frauds and Protection program
Did you bring my doggy bag home?
How do you like your new dog house?

 

by xxxenon
11-07-04
Yasser ! they are burying you and your still alive.
Dorothy ! Vultures are like Flying Monkeys they prey upon greed&power.
Ripped For Life
You have to fight back !
Rest in peace positive energy developes.
INTERIOR ILLUMINATION

 

by xxxenon
11-07-04
You dont belong here.
None of us belong here.
Do you remember Miss Clancy?
She worked at the New England Home For Little Wanderers.She was a Social Worker,who evaluated my adjustment regarding foster brothers and sisters.
Your IQ is undetermined.
Dont tell anyone. I have a reputation to uphold in here.

 

by xxxenon
11-07-04
I payed your stage fee.
Thanks ! Onza.
I want you to recite your poem.
The one Dennis is jealous he didn't write?
Dennis at the local strip club. He lost his pants somewhere
You do not like yourself !
Look who is wearing the pants now !

 

by xxxenon
11-07-04
Hi Sam.
Hi Wendy.
You can put down your picket sign our vote counts.
Will you go with me to the Inaugural Ball ?
Can I wear this?

 

by xxxenon
11-08-04
Hi my name is Father Frost.You must be the new alter boy.
You molested my Friend.
The rectory needs some dusting.
Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust,
Bless me Father for I have sinned.
Meet Jack frost !

 

by xxxenon
11-08-04
I got a new cd. Do you want to listen to it?
Ya,what is it?
Cheech&Chongs Wedding Album.
I am never getting married.
No ! it is about smoking pot.
Pot Of Gold.

 

by xxxenon
11-08-04
Have you ever smoked pot?
Ya,a couple of times it makes you laugh.
Have you ever smoked pot?
No! but, I drink beer out of my Dads refridgerator.
Did you take my Papst Blue Ribbon?
I am a Miller Girl !

 

by xxxenon
11-08-04
There seems to be a problem with your class project.You copied it from somebody else.That is called Plagiarism.
Finally ! someone is giving me attention.
Swear you wont do it again and this conversation will go no further.
I solemnly swear to tell the truth,the whole truth,nothing but the truth,so help me God.
I got caught cheating on class homework apparently Cheech & Chong is not one of her favorites !
Up in smoke !

 

by xxxenon
11-08-04
Dennis,at the local strip club menacing a working girl
You dont like yourself.
Blue Cross Health Insurance protects me it suggests I care about my welfare.
You dont like yourself.
Wells Fargo Life Insurance protects me it suggests I am responsible for my own death.
Did you take money out of my wallet?
That suggests you are a hypocrite ! I have dental insurance. Do you ?

 

by xxxenon
11-08-04
Hey Pretty Lady ! What are you drinking?
Jagermeister
A double shot of Jager coming up.
I have a DUI
Risks are O.K as long as your riding shot gun
Here is our shots. Lets make a toast.
To Chuck Yeager breaking the Speed Of Sound !

 

by xxxenon
11-08-04
I have Pin Worms ! My mother gave me some pills to take she said they would go away.
Why are you crying?
I feel GROSS
Pin Worms wont kill you they are common in public places ,elementary schools and Hospital schoools.
"Lo,your King comes to you;triumphant and victorious is he,humble and riding on a donkey''(Zech 9:9).
I will grant you one wish.
A Donkey ride into Jerusalem !

 

by xxxenon
11-08-04
WENDY
SAM
My girl
My Boy
First Lady
First Man

 

by xxxenon
11-08-04
Caucasion Association For Social,Political,Economic,Respect
The Advancement Of All Races
Friendly Fire

 

by xxxenon
11-08-04
If Madonna can write a children's story so can I.
We are both Virgins.I am a Virgo.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow made Paul Revere's ride famous in a poem known by every American schoolchild.
Did you know...Paul Revere was a Silversmith ? He had a Brass Foundry and Copper Rolling Mill in Canton .

 

by xxxenon
11-09-04
Mental Manipulater
Belch ! You stupid stripper bitch.
Thank God that is not me.
Your Fired !
Who brought the jerk?
True Love
Adios ! I love you. Your outta here.
You would think this guy wants to help me sell insurance !

 

by xxxenon
11-09-04
What is your Porn name?
Stone
Stonehenge
What is yours?
Enigma
English Muffins !

 

by xxxenon
11-09-04
You want to buy a wallet?
Umm
20 Bucks
umm
Dennis Exposed
Small Dick Syndrome
I spent all my money on the girl wearing the little school girl skirt !

 

by xxxenon
11-09-04
The next time you come in here harassing one of my girls,I will put a cock ring around your neck.
Umm
Do you understand Italian?
Umm
Dennis is now a girl,he looks good in braids
Get the Hell out of here I have a Christianing to attend.
That must be the God Father !

 

by xxxenon
11-09-04
He was just like Jesse James at the Monster Garage.
Yes,only Jesse rides a chopper and Paul rode a horse.
American Patriots
I brought you one of my favorite cd's.
I hope she likes it.
METALLICA

 

by xxxenon
11-10-04
These Cuban cigars are a hot ticket item.
ya,they would go good with some Jack Daniels.
Do you think there are ant Fly girls in Afghanistan ?
I wonder if their are any strip clubs?
Spanish Fly
I'm Hungry
I just prepared some powdered green European beetles

 

by xxxenon
11-10-04
Did you prepare for landing?
The Fly Boys are being briefed in the Laboratory,mission is underway.
We were given authority to use force if the situation requires it.
Our Wingmen can handle it.
This Part of the world is what you call a Target Rich environment.
Novus Ordo Seclorum

 

by xxxenon
11-10-04
Hello,this is the Library,how may I help you?
Shadow Fly speaking.I would like to check out 2 Czechoslovakian books for the night.
One minute,while I check the reference sexxxion.
Ace,she's checking the X files.
We have 2 books available that meet your requirements.Would that be cash or charge?
C.O.D

 

by xxxenon
11-10-04
The last two books that you didn't return will cost you Xtra-Terrorestrial.
Rule breaking Dare Devils.
U.S.A is BOSS
Born To Be Wild.

 

by xxxenon
11-11-04
I am honored to be able to share with you a vision and a dream that one day we can all be friends.
Love without conditions,A toast to the living.I think it is time that we all start forgiving.
I want to be your counterpart in the battle of control.The one who protects your back and defends your precious soul.

 

by xxxenon
11-11-04
Where do I belong if you keep pushing me away,inside I am just a child who is yearning to play.
A social worker for a family affair.Home For Little Wanderers my story to share.
IQ undetermined for silent witness to decide.Supreme court hierarchy where karmic law will preside.

 

by xxxenon
11-11-04
There are two sides to every story what makes you the judge and jury,In deliberations a board room of Twelve.
We need a fall guy to take the blame for ourselves. A scape goat nailed to the Cross.
I am with Limp Bizkit in the Land Of The Lost.

 

by xxxenon
11-11-04
A conspiracy theory I feel in my veins. Blood of the virgin who has no name.
Dead sea level where we go at birth.Womb of the mother highest point on earth.
A library for the scroll underseige your life and the story will unfold.

 

by xxxenon
11-11-04
Religion is a seperation from ourselves. You are pimp slapped into this living hell.
Society is a manipulation of perception. A mondegreen so to speak.
A paper tiger who appears strong,but is really weak.

 

by xxxenon
11-11-04
Buy into it and your tabloid news the same way we pay our revenues.
Our spiritual value placed on the bank. F.D.A approved with a corperate rank.
The confidence game where blood is shed in Gods name.

 

by xxxenon
11-11-04
Oil slicks,Afghan Rebels,Poppy fields and gold medals.
Onza tops the charts and the rooster depicts pagan art.
A sign of courage,a badge to wear,a soilders honor.The Popes fear.

 

by xxxenon
11-11-04
A pair of eights. A pair of aces are high.Dead mans hand I am still alive.A new minister in town.The one who speaks in tongues but,doesn't make a sound.
Blind folded on the Cherokee trail like wild Bill my feet prevail.
Strip poker the game of truth. A Light Horse Harry looking down on our youth.

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