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by Devin
4-19-03
Sucky sucky special: The asiangirls are having a sale! Lose only fo dollah!
Now me luv you 20% longer!
*sigh* It's tough to make a living these days...
Curse of Zegota: Your anus is now bleeding. Shove the pronged end of a fork up your butt to simulate this effect.
You're a butthead!
I sure am. Hey, look, my anus is bleeding!
New feature: As always, Brad is teh win! All players now roll one more die on their turn.
Er, Brad, why did the new stripcreator funny-izer delete all my comics...?

 

by Devin
4-19-03
Curse of Devin: Go from 10 to 1500 posts in six months and annoy the hell out of everyone! From now on, players ending up on the same space as you get a free roll.
Manboobs!... um... hello?
Busted: You accidently reveal one of your alter-egos. Every other player that is actually you is removed from play.
ObiJo, y'all. Real name, no gimmicks.
Er, what are you talking about, akirajim?
Buttonmen invasion: All players roll a die and lose that many turns minus one. NeoVid doesn't have to roll; he automatically loses five turns.
Excuse me, sir, the library closed two hours ago.
Must... play... more...

 

by Devin
4-19-03
Bugs: *gasp* Brad made a boo-boo in his script! All players' movement rolls are halved (rounded down) until and including your next turn.
Help! The comic funny-izer turned all my jokes into Cowboy Physics!
Are you sure your jokes aren't funnier that way?
Blank space
Curse of bunnerabb: Due to copyright problems, your avatar was removed! Remove your playing piece from the board and remember your position mentally.
I'm telling you, I'm 3 spaces from winning!

 

by Devin
4-19-03
Staff of Cornholing (+3): Use on an opponent to reduce movement to 1 for the next 3 turns.
It's quiet... too quiet...
ladyj: Berates people for their mistakes. Use on an opponent to cause him/her to lose a turn, wallowing in their own shame.
First of all, it's spelled s-t-r-i-p-c-r-e-a-t-o-r. Second of all, it's only ONE word. Third...
WAAAH, I want my mommy!
Procrastination: You think up comic ideas but rarely get around to them. Lose 6 turns, but your movement roll is increased sixfold on the 7th turn.
1000 comics in one day! How do you do it?
I write the ideas down and set them aside until June.

 

by Devin
4-20-03
Curse of mmyers: You win a Comic Contest, but show up a couple of days late-- enough time for the judge to declare another winner! Lose your turn to the first player who calls it.
Noo! I'll never have a social life again!
Time continuum slipstream: You accidently disrupt the time-space continuum, causing time to reset itself. All players are sent back to START.
So I says, "those time-space continuums don't reset time by themselves!"
Ha ha!
Welcome to Belgium: This space does not exist.

 

by Devin
4-21-03
Sorry, this sidewalk is closed. You'll have to use the other side.

 

by Devin
4-21-03
Dude, I had this horrible dream last night.
I was in a bar with this hot babe, and I said, "hey baby, wanna come back to my place?" She smiled at me, and said:
"Sorry, Dad, I have plans tonight."

 

by Devin
4-21-03
I don't get it. You always remember that your Powerleague games are at 7, yet you never remember that I call at 8.
Well, um, it's because I write my Powerleague time down and stick it on my monitor.
So why don't you write my calling time down also?
Um, I can't, er, because there's not enough space, um, yeah...

 

by Devin
4-21-03
Traffic is getting more and more dangerous every day because of negligence.
Just this morning on the freeway, I saw a lady trying to put on her makeup!
I was so disgusted that I dropped my paper and my sandwich. Well, almost.

 

by Devin
4-21-03
So, if the emitter is grounded, and we know the difference between the base and the emitter is 0.6 volts--
0.7 volts!
You mean 0.7 volts.
He said 0.6 for the diode too! If you didn't correct him then, why bother to correct him now?

 

by Devin
4-21-03
I've always wondered why they bothered to make a XNOR gate.
I mean, there's no XNAND!

 

by Devin
4-21-03
The new Clean Skies Act that I have introduced will make the air cleaner for many cities.
Now, instead of calling 100 metric tons of pollutants in the air "polluted," we'll do it at 500 metric tons!

 

by Devin
4-21-03
Recently, the UN sent a poll out, asking "what is your opinion on the scarcity of resources in the rest of the world?" No one replied.
Turns out, China didn't understand what "your opinion" meant, Europe didn't understand what "scarcity" was,
Africa had no idea what "resources" meant, and the U.S. had no idea what to make of the term, "the rest of the world."

 

by Devin
4-21-03
Er... wasn't that cup empty before you went in there...?

 

by Devin
4-21-03
WHO HERE HATES DEMOCRATS?! TYPE "123!"
I bet you like to shout "nigger" at Black Panther meetings too, huh?

 

by Devin
4-21-03
If North Korea has nuclear weapons, they would be able to launch them at California.
That's okay. California votes Democratic anyway.

 

by Devin
4-21-03
SKIES OVER TEXAS
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SOUND?
I DONT KNOW IT WAS FUCKING LOUD.
LOOK.. LOOKS LIKE A COMET.
I DONT THINK ITS A COMET
HOLY SHIT ITS A FLAMMING DIAPER
FUCK!! I JUST WASHED MY CAR!

 

by Devin
4-21-03
Midwestern Bank. How may I help you?
Yes, I'd like to return this debt. I just wasn't satisfied with the product.

 

by Devin
4-21-03
I'll be right back. My monitor's blank and I don't know why.
Turn on your monitor, dude!

 

by Devin
4-21-03
I'm Amish.

 

by Devin
4-21-03
"Flash" animation my ass!

 

by Devin
4-21-03
In Iraq, many cities are left without water and electricity, and food can't be delivered until stability has been fully restored.
The death toll is already up to 20,000, half of them civilians, and casualty reports are still coming in.
Now, on to the weather! Pack your swimming gear, because it'll be nice and sunny all week...

 

by Devin
4-21-03
So how's your project coming along?
Well, um, we haven't put much work into it yet...
You know the deadline's next week, don't you? Or should I tie it into a noose for you right now?

 

by Devin
4-21-03
HI MY NAME IS TNT_COMICS BOOOM LOL
YOUR COMICS ARE FUNNY LIKE MINE LOL! RING RING!
They were so good that I touched myself. When I was done reading them I cried.
I think I speak for everyone at the stripcreator.com message forums when I say that those comics REINVENT the word hilarity :)
*sigh* I'm so pathetic.

 

by Devin
4-21-03
The one time when the Endangered Species Act should be sacrificed in the interest of national defense
We have no choice but to retreat! They're on the list!

 

by Devin
4-24-03
So I said, "if they want to make comics in leetspeak, just LEET them!"
I see that left you cold.

 

by Devin
4-25-03
Take this!
Die!
Eat lead!
Stand still so I can skewer you!
What the, how'd we end up on a spaceship?
Who cares? Die!

 

by Devin
4-25-03
Look, now I'm a black man!
And I'm white!
And now I've disappeared!
Me too!
Whoa, now I'm a snowman!
And I'm a witch! Cool!

 

by Devin
4-29-03
HOBBIES FOR THE INVULNERABLE
Who wants to play Hot Potato? Let me pull the pin first...
3... 4... 5...
Ha, he'll never find me if I hide in the refrigerator!
Sure, Tyler, I'd be happy to try out your cooking!
Hey!

 

by Devin
4-30-03
WORST THING TO HEAR FROM A DOCTOR
Congratulations, you have a healthy baby-- whoops! These suckers are slippery!
I just converted. I'm now a Christian Scientist!
When was the last time you saw your watch?
In my patient's intestines. I left it there for safe keeping during his operation.

 

by Devin
5-07-03
For devices used for accounting purposes, you're interested in obtaining very precise measurements for your accountants to analyze.
You can be a couple of gallons off when you measure the fluid in a reactor, or a couple of pounds off when you measure the weight capacity of an elevator...
...but you better be dead-accurate when it comes to accounting!

 

by Devin
5-07-03
Surrender yourself immediately!
Wait, don't shoot! I'm unarmed!
Get those hands up! Move it! Move it!
I-I-I surrender! I'm just a nurse here!
We found her, sir. Mission accomplished.

 

by Devin
5-07-03
Sure, there's widespread looting and destruction of the artifacts in Iraq.
But what's a few priceless cultural treasures from ancient civilizations?
What's important is that the oil wells are safe!

 

by Devin
5-07-03
The U.S. began releasing POWs today in Iraq.
Most of those released were noncombatants who had no part in the fighting.
Er, then why did we capture them in the first place?

 

by Devin
5-08-03
Even though Yosemite is a natural preserve, tourism left it with many problems exclusive to humans.
You may be surprised to know that there's a jail in Yosemite-- complete with judge!
Except that the judge is only there on the weekdays, so if you commit a crime, you had better do it then!

 

by Devin
5-08-03
I had a few questions about A Midsummer Night's Dream, so I went to William Shakespeare and asked him.

 

by Devin
5-09-03
Alright, I admit it! I hated the guy!
So that's why you killed him?
N-n-no! I-I didn't kill him! I just hit him over the head... with a bat... repeatedly...

 

by Devin
5-09-03
What, isn't that obvious?
It's not obvious if you don't see it!

 

by Devin
5-12-03
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.

 

by Devin
5-12-03
Our religion's more backward than yours! We don't believe in evolution!
Ha, you call that backward? We still dominate our women!
Oh yeah? We... we... aw crap, you win.

 

by Devin
5-12-03
I'm phat, yo.

 

by Devin
5-12-03
Okay, we'll start with you. Please present your report to the class.
Um, well, my report is on foreign leaders.
Ahem, foreign leaders have a tendency to come from other countries...

 

by Devin
5-12-03
Same-sex marriages are gay.

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