All comics by Zimri

 

by Zimri
9-27-10
What did you think of the salad?
BLAH!
How about the soup?
BLAH!
And the gumbo?
TOO MUCH OKRA!

 

by Zimri
9-27-10
Did you get my texts last night?
I sent a few and got no response
No...
...you were drunk and using a crockpot.

 

by Zimri
10-03-10
Its nice out, great day for a wal---
YEAH, I enjoy the outdoors. I grew up out west so hiking and fishing was a big deal to my family. I even went hunting once with my father. Do you like to hunt?
I've never really bee--
I also like to do a lot of extreme sports like motocross and demolition derbies. i've even compeeted semi-professionally as a driver. Do you like motor sports?
Not reall---
You got the check right?

 

by Zimri
10-28-10
Good morning. I see you are enjoying some coffee. How about I link you to a fabulous porn site to go with your beverage?
You're the best.
...because there's no viruses and its awesome, that's why.
Prepare for ultimate destruction lulz

 

CALL OF DUTY BLACKIPS FOREEEEHHHWIN!
Heh, you said "doody."
by Zimri, 11-17-10

 

Damnit, that's my bed you're laying in, my beer you're drinking, and MY CAT you're using as a cock warmer!
by Zimri, 11-30-10

 

by Zimri
2-24-11
I stole something from a few people lunches today at work so I had something to eat.
I ended up with a large shredded wheat covered in tomato sauce and topped with a human finger.

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