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Tobor or not Tobor?
Was that the question?
by arbi, 8-29-05

 

by arbi
8-29-05
temple university
oh wise master and assistant adjunct professor, why is my penis, which never sees the sun, darker than the rest of me?
NOOOOO000ooo....
ii takes after your father

 

by arbi
8-29-05
hi. i'm arbi, and i'm a stripcreator addict.
since our meeting last week, i've made 5 comics. ok, 10, counting this one. this one doesn't count does it?
i've made comics instead of working, sleeping, doing the laundry, or even slashdot.
i check the forums over and over.
well at least you haven't been hanging out in #irc.
um, about that....

 

by arbi
9-03-05
i just flew in from indianapolis and boy are my ears tired.
actually, we traveled greyhound, or is it grayhound.
been doing nothing somewhere north of chicago for a few days.
hint: beer, cheese, and harleys

 

by arbi
9-03-05
This just in! Ivytopia has acquired Walmart in a hostile takeover
A member of the acquisition team stated,"Arrrr"
Noncitizen shoppers are being asked to pay a $1 toll. But there are no gas taxes. "Always low prices!" said Queen Ivy.

 

by arbi
9-03-05
Now you say Ivytopia doesn't own Walmart itself, just the sovereinity over the land it sits on?
yo
So what good does that do?
$1 toll.
So what are these Ivytopia savings bonds?
Change.

 

by arbi
9-03-05
With us this morning is a member of the Ivytopian acquisitions team. What one factor tipped the balance in your favor, would you say?
Braaains
So it was a long and hard fight at the Walmart shareholders meeting, where you staged a coup?
Loong. Haaard.
Take me now.
Dead air.

 

by arbi
9-03-05
This just in. ChannelThree will now be known as Ivytopian National Television.
In unrelated news, Ivytopian National Television has announced it has landed the Walmart account.
Sale on plums in aisle six.

 

by arbi
9-03-05
Ivy, I'll need you to work on your day off.
Diplomatic immunity. Look it up.

 

by arbi
9-03-05
We're here today with arbi, winner of the ftc#70.
I'd like to thank the little people.
So when are you going to have #71 ready?
Uh, I'm not sure. I'm at an undislosed location outside Chicago. I just figured out how to log back in.
The usual rules apply. There's a faq somewhere.

 

by arbi
9-03-05

 

by arbi
9-03-05

 

by arbi
9-03-05
FTC 70, behind the music.
"Windows" and "Gates", get it? Mwahahahahha.
I'm not sure. I've never done anything like this before.
The money's in a brown paper bag under the pillow.
It's an offer you can't refuse.

 

by arbi
9-03-05
I can't log into my blog till I get back to Indy
in case anyone was wondering.

 

by arbi
9-05-05
email from my brother
Looks like you're on the road having fun. TV announced an hour or two ago that Rehnquist died.
We were here to cover the roberts nominations hearings this week, when we got news rehnquist had died.
the cubans? mark cuban? the mafia? m5? mdc? "make it look like throat cancer guido." trial lawyers? interstitial.
it's time to up your medication again.
Bush gets a twofer. Is he up to par?

 

creature from the iraq lagoon
All your oil are belong to us.
by arbi, 9-05-05

 

by arbi
9-05-05
Agent Rehnquist reporting for duty, sir.
think of something clever, quick. c'mon, you're satan!
Good work Rehnquist. You have served me faithfully.

 

by arbi
9-05-05
This just in - President Bush nominates Roberts for Chief Justice.------------------ no, Julia Roberts.
John Roberts? That was fast. Coup!
Alcoic14 will be happy.
I don't know. The timing is a little abrupt don't you think?
A white guy, from Hardvard. Who'd a thunk it?
The student has become the master.

 

by arbi
9-05-05
This leaves Bush with a free hand to nominate just about anybody for the now-vacant-again seat held by retiring justice Sandra Day O'Connor.
Jenna or Barbara? Vote one of them off the island. Call now!
What else we got?
I got nothin'. Back to you Fox!
Next up,our bikini team reporters go to the White House. It's around here somewhere.

 

by arbi
9-05-05
Fox News bikini team here at the White House
We are attempting to get a statement from this Bush over here.
The president won't see you. Not after that Jeff Gannon thing.
Fair and balanced.

 

by arbi
9-05-05
Roberts? Who put you up to this, Rove? Rush? Richard Cheney?
She whispered her name was Halle Burton...
It was their price for Bush-Gore.
All your oil is belong to us.

 

by arbi
9-07-05
well i made it back to indy ok. just got off the bus. must sleep.
caught up on my blogs, checked in with the roommates, said hi to the roaches, heading out to the club.
to do: rent check, paperwork in becky majors case, go thru bills, clean and pack, yardwork, get car fixed, make better list.
[five days later, none of this has gotten done.]

 

by arbi
9-07-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/ comics/boorite/309218
She smells pretty, and it's rutting season, but the look is kinda funny. I don't think this is the one to start a herd with.
Reminds me of a fruit.
C'Antelope.

 

by arbi
9-07-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ alcoac14/309213
So...
why are you called spigot?
Because I don't like honkeys

 

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/kaufman/309225
http://travel.yahoo.com/p-hotel-472934-action-pictures-hilton_paris-i;_ylt=Alnp9hNx.4trKMhOv41yECPiphQB
by arbi, 9-07-05

 

by arbi
9-08-05
When i sound this trumpet, everybody charge over the hill.
What about you sir?
I already AM over the hill.

 

by arbi
9-08-05
*twinkateria*
$5 cover and I need to see some ID please
1960. dude, you're 45?!
update: this comic won "best use of a choad quote"
That's like 90 in gay years.

 

by arbi
9-09-05
Hey, gang, what insensitive snack foods do you like?
peanut butter communion wafers
frogs
http://www.stripcreator.com/ comics/choadwarrior/309434
gummi bears * with real gelatin made from cows and pigs
girl scout cookies/brownies
cocksucker cowboys (a drink)
termites

 

by arbi
9-09-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ AccentuateNegative/309439
The voters have spoken. Gay marriage could lead to polyamory, dogs and cats living together
[the governator vetoed a bill to legalize gay marriage in ca because it conflicts with a voter passed referendum. he's doing his job, but he's gop]
In arabia, it's ok to have 4 wives if you can afford the camels.
In America it's ok to have 4 wives if you can afford the alimony.

 

by arbi
9-09-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/ showthread.php?postnum=186636
Hello gran!
Oh hello
So I said those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves.
Pardon me dear I'm not sure I'm following you.

 

by arbi
9-09-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/ showthread.php?postnum=185513
sho i shed those rotarian turbans are not gwine generate gravitons by themselves, eh?
ad council moment:
One all too common stripcreator mistake is to pander to cultural stereotypes. To bring teh funny, play against type.
Mine's a Bose, with Jensen subwoofers.
whatchew talking aboot, whaliid?

 

by arbi
9-09-05
The Varsity, 15th & Penn
Remind me why we come here.
Because we know we'll be the youngest prettiest boys in the bar.

 

by arbi
9-09-05
cc295 was a contest, which has come to an end, about things coming to an end. i'm feeling a little yclempt.
i've been in indy 11 years now. i know the shortcuts, how to beat a ticket, where i can order off the menu.
the bartenders know my drink and my name.
it hasn't worked out that well for me. after i lost my first job, i never found much else, and my law firm crashed and burned, girlfriends leave, guys leave before breakfast, the annual burglary...
so i'm about to start a new town, and i don't know the bus routes or where to park or which thai places aren't so good. i'm having to start all over, and it's going to be hard. i've done it before,
but i was younger and didn't know any better, and had more energy. i'm kinda scared, but have hopes too.

 

by arbi
9-09-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/ showthread.php?postnum=173444
So I sez, them rotor turbines aren't gonna generate gravitons by themselves.
ha ha!
i'm not actually a big fan of dinosaur comics. but the idea of one panel of art, with only the words changing, why didn't i think of that?
WTF are you talkin' about?

 

by arbi
9-10-05
this just in
Scientists announced today the three new planets are named Xena, Santa, and EasterBunny. No, really, they did.
It's on slashdot even.

 

by arbi
9-10-05
One of my pet peeves is people who thow around undefined TLA's.*
After a month of wondering, I asked, and it turns out DIC stands for desert island commentary.
In hindsight, they are often glaringly obvious, but only once you know. For channel 3, I'm Andy Rooney. Got anything to drink?
* Three Letter Acronyms

 

Captain's log.
by arbi, 9-10-05

 

by arbi
9-10-05
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/
jennifer aniston, in one of her better roles
tim the flair guy
samir
michael bolton
i'm a red stapler
stapler guy

 

by arbi
9-10-05
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki /Invisible_Pink_Unicorn
I'm desperately procrastinating some work, so i was over at wil wheaton's forum, tehsoapbox.net, in the ring, discussing a-theism, and i googled for info on pastafarianism, and discovered religion
of the invisible pink unicorn.
i can see that she's invisible. it's faith that tells me she's pink.
this random panel remind us of carl sagan, who has a green dragon in his garage, that snorts heatless fire.
i've been arbitrarily assuming i'm an aardvark, but maybe i'm an incarnation of the invisible pink unicorn.
oh yeah? where's your horn? invisible?! omg!

 

by arbi
9-10-05
www.myspace.com/bradsucks
we found out from his blog that brad has a myspace account.
and guess what! he's pretty cute.
www.myspace.com/vark
kyoot
hubba hubba
RAWR
aw shucks.

 

by arbi
9-11-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/ comics/choadwarrior/309898
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday choadwarior
happy birthday to you
*spank spank spank spank spank*
*ow ow ow ow ow*

 

by arbi
9-11-05
club archetypes: yuppie, troll, redneck, mammal, leather guy, and the one cute guy who keeps us coming back.
Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday accentuatenegative
happy birthday to you
*spank spank spank spank spank*
*ow ow ow oh baby ow*

 

by arbi
9-11-05
www.elfonlyinn.com
lord
arwen
vulcan
goku
lord of dorkness
vader

 

HUH! WAR! What is it good for?
Absolutely mutton!
by arbi, 9-11-05

 

by arbi
9-12-05
ho
ho
Moh

 

by arbi
9-12-05
from the 'ask a gay man anything' forum thread
Dear Fag, are "Will and Grace" really representative of gay culture? Are are they just annoying? And, is there a difference? - Hot Pants
will and grace represent typical gay men and straight women, while jack and karen respresent the stereotypes, and rosario reminds us that gender identity is a class issue. Hilarity ensues.
Most gay men are tall dark and handsome lawyers in the big city, sensitive and funny, while most str8 women run their own design companies and date rock stars.
Look at stripcreator for example. Choad and arbi are the only out strippers. They are lawyers, sensitive, smart, urban, urbane, with a crisp dry wit.
Short dark and ugly here.

 

by arbi
9-12-05
Isn't it kinda self-indulgent, passé crap to use homosexuality as some kind of gimmick? Has the whole gay thing not went past a joke? I mean, really, where can you get a kick out of a camp voice...
There's a sucker born every minute. PT Barnum.
There are at least two gentlemen that I know with terrific fashion sense that prefer women. Should I worry about them going gay later?
What, you worry? In a society of compulsory hetero monogamy, people can come out at any age. But they are probably just metrosexuals. I'm queer (but not gay) and a total slob.
(it's funnier in afrikaans, where aardvark = earth pig)
How much guy would a gay guy lay if a gay guy could lay guys?
a) How much ground would a groundhog hog if a ground hog could hog ground? b) Priests do more than lay people. c) anything that moves.

 

by arbi
9-12-05
rick santorum approved this message
When i grow up I'm going to marry YOU mommy
AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute?
rick santorum approved this message
When i grow up I'm going to marry HUGH mommy
AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute?
this was my 500th comic.
When i grow up I'm going to marry EWE mommy
AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute?

 

lookin' cute, feelin' cute
4 cups flour, 1 cup sugar, 1 stick margerine, 4 cups cutie, 1/8 tps salt, vanilla, baking powder,
by arbi, 9-12-05

 

by arbi
9-12-05
How many lesbian-feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!
Thanks, we'll be here all week. Stay away from the veal.

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