All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
6-24-06
when will chibi get here?
she probably won't. she's probably sucking somebody's dick as we speak
:'(
THE NEXT DAY
chibi jkpj was on last night looking for you
hahaha too bad i was giving my real boyfriend head.

 

by bencomic
6-24-06
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
Has anyone besides me noticed that Jerkcity's characters and backgrounds are ripped from MSChat?

 

by bencomic
6-24-06
ALL 3 OF YOU GUYS WHIP OUT YOUR DICKS
AND FUCK CHIBI IN EVERY HOLE
CRANKGOD AND NUERO'S BALLS RUB UP AGAINST EACH OTHER AS THEY FILL HER VAGINA AND ANUS
cool

 

by bencomic
6-24-06
i have taken to wearing one blue contact lense in my left eye
and a green in my right
and then i stare at people
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

 

by bencomic
6-25-06
Go Away!
This is an adult only chat.
Please leave unless you can prove you are over 18 years of age. Thank you.
Blerg
úúú leave/#rawr (blue6249)
* blue6429 fails
This is an adult only chat.

 

by bencomic
6-26-06
<Flimsy> i imagine from scorch's point of view, IRC is like he's surrounded by a circle of pointing, laughing jesters and demonic clowns, in slow motion
ahahahahaha
ahahahahaha
ahahahahaha
DON'T LOOK AT ME
and the camera just pans around and around
ahahahahaha
ahahahahaha

 

by bencomic
6-26-06
psychadelics, like...
they're like... a really obnoxious loud guy screaming in to my ear about all this stupid shit i already know
its like having some drunk frat guy scream chuck norris jokes and family guy quotes at me for 6 hours
i do this thing when i do acid where i take a tally of how many times i find out the meaning of life
usually it's around 6

 

by bencomic
7-19-06
Yesterday my brita filter was out so i had to drink tap water, which tasted terrible. So i got to thinking, what if i was allergic to the water...
"I think something in the water is giving me indigestion."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, every time I take a drink from it, I feel a little worse. I think I should get bottled water."
"If you think that's best, by all means. If you'd like, you can send in a sample and I can go ahead and test it for any chemical allergens."
"Sure, that'd be good. Thanks."

 

by bencomic
7-19-06
Later...
Why the long face, doc?
I have terrible news, Mr. Piecowye. There was an allergen found in the water.
That's alright, I can buy bottled water for now.
That's not the end of it. Since this is the same water you use for the laundry... the allergen fused with the allergen left over from The Detergent, and now... now it has mutated into a superallergen.
I'm afraid the only way you can stop the superallergen is with bleach. And that'd... that'd just ruin your colours.
i was stoned at the time :/

 

by bencomic
7-28-06
i do not know scorch.
i probably do not want to.
he appears to be british.
RACIST!
Don't mess with with the U.K Yank!

 

by bencomic
8-05-06
"Free Parking jackpot, which usually consists of fines and taxes that would otherwise be paid to the bank. The jackpot is usually put in the center of the board." <- Who doesn't do this
snobs.
i don't.
free parking is lame.

 

by bencomic
8-11-06
god damn it
akai-
you get more women than I do
AND YOU'RE GAY
this isnt RIGHT.

 

by bencomic
8-11-06
echeese: http://70.29.120.152:8080/pcf.html
how do you win >:(
that was my first question
Don't die.
for how long?
ever
great.

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
*zamros has joined #rawr
uh-oh, it's him!
shut up faggot
NO! YOU HAVE NO CONTROL
shut up faggot
those who walk in the shadows have control. YOU HAVE NONE

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
haha. "i'll get you for this nadir"
the forgery. it is a most evil deed... but i expected as much from you NAdir.
i can give you my address if you want!
thT QOUL-- that would be UNWISE
57 north kelsey road, caistor, lincolnshire, ln7 6qb. come and get me!
don't lie. i will find research the validity of that address

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
as if you will actually hunt him down
nonde i hope he will!
that would be awesome if nadir and tyrannous met and got in a fist fight. it'd be like neo and agent smith
more like a slap fight
i would have a ROCK
that's cheating

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
it would be silly...because Nadir and i would probably just make friends
tyrannous will absorb nadir, then tyrannous explodes
yes that is exactly what would happen
of course
the winner is: society
society is the loser i'm afraid

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
if tyrannous tracked me down, it would be like this.
hello nadir i tracked you down
ok let's be friends
really? i never had a real friend before
SIKE! down forward down-forward fierce punch

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
you see those girls who died in suffolk never HAD A CHANCE! THAT IS SOCIETY
a school caretaker for FUCK's sake!! THAT IS YOUR SOCIETY!!! THE UNKNOWN AND THE DANGER!!!!
he came from grimsby. i hate grimsby
i would know. i live like twelve miles from it
at... 57 north kelsey road, caistor, lincolnshire, ln7 6qb
yeah yeah, give me your REAL address

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
You know...Nadir I wouldn't kill you if you GAVE me your REAL address
ok
because despite your disgusting evilness... you are of use to society... being the prodigious college student
my real address is 57 north kelsey road, caistor, lincolnshire, ln7 6qb. that's my actual, real address
no it is not, people DON'T GIVE OUT their REAL ADDRESS online
3711 pleasantview rd. westbank b.c. v4t 1e4

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
ok i'll send a letter to your address NADIR. and then we can 'discuss' the contents... and don't bother handing it to the police. it won't have any finger prints of DNA on it.
i'm wet with anticipation. i'll have it framed. it will rock.
you might find it very disturbing, and you may need to involve the police.
you'll write it on hello kitty notepad paper. very menacing
no, cut-out newspaper letters! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
oh no

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
that's kind of pointless if you're going to mail it.
it's also kind of pointless if i know who you are
you don't
yes i do.
the reason criminals fax it like that is that there's no writing i.d. and no finger prints on a fax.
there WON'T BE FINGER PRINTS

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
you are dumb
if you say so
i do.
well...you keep saying it. but is has no effecr
i'm not sending any letters. because 1. it's not YOUR address 2. I can't be bothered
you fucking motherfucking pussy, mail me a death threat you asshole! god damnit! i was looking forward to that, and you've shattered my dreams! FUCK YOU!!!!

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
about five minutes later...
tyrannous has gone quiet. doubtless he is plotting his next nefarious scheme
i bet tyrannous has a secret evil laboratory fifteen miles beneath the earth's crust, with the goal in mind of somehow overthrowing nadir
just like dr. robotnik
a very nostalgic concept...
is it evocative?
and the scheme would not be in any way nefarious, as that is simply not within the boundries of proper grammar, or semantic meaning

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
quick tyrannous, how may megabytes are in one gigabyte
1024 mb in 1 gb... i think
dn dn dn you failed the trick question
to be honest i don't know how many there are, and i don't give a fuck
(i know this isn't funny, but it's mainly for context)
it's like troy ounces. hd manufacturers use decimal for gigabytes, so 1000 mb = 1 gb because it looks like MORE, whereas windows measures in binary (1024) so 5 gb magically disappears
whatever. it's no use to me

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
hey tyrannous, you're a butt lmao
I give you A+ for pulling that one on me
i agree with gofer
why thank you
I WAS TALKING TO NONDE
and gofer was talking to you. what's your point?

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
he said WHY THANK YOU! that's my point. DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO ME! THERE'S NO POINT!
I DON'T REACT TO SUCH THINGS!
actually i think he was saying it to me, you dumb bitch.
also you already did react, you dumb bitch.
no, DUMB TWAT! I'm not a bitch
in conclusion; me: 1, tyrannous: 0

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
tyrannous kept msging me on msn, it sucked. there was one good time though, he was like "do you like bush?" and i was like "there's several kinds of bush, one of which you'll never see in your life"
CERTAINLY GOT YOU THINKING DIDN'T IT? WHICH WAS THE WHOLE POINT!
no it wasn't
try writing a best-selling novel..
ok
you'll faill. all of you. because you can't get your head around the idea that sometime people just do FUCKED UP things cos it's amusing

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
it's like at SCHOOL when i was in class i would weave subliminal messages in my speeches that would drive certain people bonkers; but they had nothing with which to reply
i hated making speeches in school. in fact, one time i did a speech entitled "why i hate speeches", which was witty and original
more like stupid and unoriginal
man, he sure couldn't have been being SARCASTIC
i meant every word...
NADIR IS LYING ABOUT THE B! HE GOT AN A IN ENGLISH, I BET

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
BEDTIME phase i think. it's getting early
tyrannous
you're gayyy
gayyyyyyyyyyy
like, you enjoy fucking other guys in the butt
oh that's so original zamros

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
TYRANNOUS CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER
SERIOUSLY, I WANT TO CALL YOU
let me find it
i want to call tyrannous too
just had a new phone installed
gofer'll never call, but nadir will

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
07786627064 (Warning: vodaphone network)
totally calling now
i'm not giving out my landline cos i have a young sister who stays here, and i know what you guys are like!
you sure do
when can she squeeze one out?

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
HEY
hi
I HAVE NEIGHBOURS!!!!!!!!!1 SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!!!!! THEY'RE ALL ALSEEP!!!!
no
what?
i'm calling him. he's not picking up.

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
SERIOUSLY! STOP RINGING NOW! OR I'll PUT THE PHONE DOWN THE LOO
fine!
what the fuck is a loo? is that like an anus?
aw, the call expired. time to redial!
STOP IT NADIR! YOU're BETTER THAn THIS!! BEING THE COLLEGE STUDENT
redialling!

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
this has seriously made my night. i love you guys
maybe you should answer it, tyrannous
NO
seriously tyrannous what's the worst that can happen by just answering it?
you're calling a stranger at 1 in the morning! TOTALLY FUCKED UP
aww, it expired again! time to redial a third time ^^

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
but you gave us your number
yes, cos i had faith in the idea that you might all be sane
quickly, unplug the phone before he destroys your house from the inside out!
HE HAS TRANSCENDED BARRIERS OF TIME AND SPACE!! THE NOTORIOUS WILDKARRDEX HAS HACKED HIS SOUL INTO THE PHONE LINES THEMSELVES
it's polyphonic as well! IT'S TOO LOUD
tyrannous if it bothers you that much, just turn it off. although that would spoil my fun

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
NADIR YOU'RE SERIOUSLY BEING FUCKED UP NOW
pick up, pussy
i would but you don't know how to have a NORMAL conversation
tyrannous pick up, please
NADIR: YOU HAVE NOOO LIFE!! I HOWEVER, HAVE HEIGHBOURS!! I GONNA GET AN EARBASSHING NOW
you're making me sad

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
INTERLUDE:
Have u ever gotten mail from someone who types the wrong name and u have to read it! Well today i got something a lot worse! A pic of a 20 yr old guy wit no pants! It was nasty!
people should be arrested for shit like this!If your a good lookin female and have a pic like this except not gay please e-mail it to me at bbwfwrestling @yahoo.com
I am a wrestler from NYC. A white boy who takes his life into his own hands.Takin chances with my life!Jumpin off buildings just for fun! Anyway Im all about the extreme and i live for it!
Also ladies dont think i for got about you...I listen to punk & ska rock and im definitley Limpin' wit da Bizkit!
I like wrestling(No I Ain't A Fag!),Skateboardin, Clubin and so much more.To find out MORE about me read the journal daily!
Livin at the edge of my life/No one gives a fuck about me/I think I’m goin fukin insane/(because) Its time to fuck it all!/(Fuck it all)

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
back to the action:
tyrannous you are breaking my heart. i am redialling again
NOoooooooo!!! STOP IT NADIR
no
STOP IT
no!
FUCK

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
tyrannous you can't control me
THIS IS HARRASSMENT
just pick up, and i'll stop.
no, i don't talk to people like you. i don't at college; at work; and certainly not on the net
you are talking to me on the net right now
there's always one guy like you everywhere i go... usually a worm

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
time to redial again
DON'T DO IT AGAIN
tyrannous pick up please
NO! COS YOU WANT ME TO! NO REWARD FOR THE BAD GUY
the thing is tyrannous, either way i win. either you pick up and i laugh at you, or you don't and you cry about me ringing
no. you lose

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
...okay, i'm bored now.
anyway if i picked up, we would talk, and it would be interesting. but i can't be bothered
really?! cool!
i'll ring again then!!!!!!!
oh really? THERE: off
=(

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
did you like what i wrote about you in my story? gopher...
HE DIED by Scorch's malevolence, then Scorch ate his soul
tyrannous yes. i respected you when you wrote that story
wait no nevermind, i didn't
i liked the part where scorch masturbated. it made me hot and horny!
yesss.... but really the best bit was when scorch was dreaming of old sunderland. a city of swindlers

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
i like how NADIR got bored of calling me
you turned your phone off, dude. or does this imply that it's on again?
awesome! time to redial
BAAAASTARRRD!! you couldn't hold a sane conversation if your life depended on it!
^-^
FOOL! i'm not about to let a WORM mock me on my own phone

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
tyrannous, the entire internet already mocks you. what's one phone call?
no, only z2. i can proove it
yeah, right
if you visited dmzx i think they'd hate you forever too
www.futuremusic.co.uk name: EVOCATION
this is like that one episode of the simpsons when mr. burns steals the loch ness monster to try and make people like him.

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
NADIR is a fool
he won't have a serious conversation with me, he just want me to "pick up" so he can go HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDHSHFDS FDShoax ede e dlolz
tyrannous your idea of a serious conversation is creepy and disgusting, so no i wouldn't
you're the one calling
i stopped. i'm willing to start again though!
but you still did it

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
this futuremusic message board is dumb. well it's not, but i like how nobody listens to tyrannous on it
oh yeah like there's only 200 people on there, who are all nihilistic twats. i visit there to learn about music
nobody likes you! and with that startling insight, i'm going to cook some pasta
oh the thought of that... pasta all on it's own.
no

 

by bencomic
8-17-06
http://forum.midiaddict.com/ viewtopic.php?t=40569
serious discussion by normal people
NADIR IS A TWAT
this is stupid! you're alll fucking twats
THE HORRIBLE END! good god i'm tired of this series i'm glad it's over
for the record, tyrannous never did hunt me down.

 

by bencomic
8-22-06
* MooseKuh has joined #mzx
guys i have some exciting news
Did you get laid?
i had sex with a girl
knew it
^5
^5

 

by bencomic
8-22-06
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
sex is better than any feeling in the world that's not drugs. next stop: sex on drugs
yaay, I got Linux in 1280x768 on the laptop! it doesn't work, but it's in 1280x768.
Summary of what just happened, as seen by Dos
i had sex!!!!!! lol drugz
i changed my resolution in linux! now if only i could optimise my kernal to make the display workable... :hmm:
Further summary and analysis:
sex
linux

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