All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Look! Those workers are on strike for shorter hours!
I agree with them.
I always thought 60 minutes was way too much for an hour.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
What's the difference between a cheese sandwich and a bag of goat shit?
I dunno.
You don't? Then I'll never ask you to pick up lunch!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I made dinner!
Thanks!
I only know how to make meatloaf and scrambled eggs.
Oh. Which one of those is on my plate then?

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Hey! Can you name the 4 seasons?
Yes!
Salt, pepper, vinegar, and mustard!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Well, Jerry, did you come here to ask for my daughter's hand?
NO WAY!
I want the whole girl or there's no deal!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
My sister has a 1 year old baby and it has been walking since it was 8 months.
WOW!
That must be one tired baby!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I just got out of rehab!
Oh, what was wrong with you?
I was hooked on phonics!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I just got a pack of gum for my mother.
WOW!
That sounds like a good trade to me!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Would you like to join me in a cup of tea?
I'm not sure.
Is it big enough for both of us?

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I got a new dog. Come over and see him.
Does it bite?
That's what I'm trying to find out.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I got a new dog today.
Spitz?
No, but he drools alot.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I got a new dog today.
Pinscher?
No, but I yell at her when she's dirty.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
My new dog bit me today. I think it has rabies.
Is it mad?
Why would it be mad? I was the one who was bitten!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Can you drive me to the vet?
Why?
My canine teeth hurt.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Hi, boinky.
Hi, doctor.
I have not seen you in a while.
That's because I've been sick.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Hello.
Hello.
How's your memory problem?
What memory problem?
hahahahahahahaha
Who are you and why are you laughing?

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I saw a skyscraper on my trip to Newyork.
Really?
How did it work?

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
When's your birthday?
December 9th.
What year?
Every year.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
How do you spell Mississippi?
Which one?
The river or the state?

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I hated getting the same thing for lunch at school.
Why didn't you ask your mom for something new?
Because I made my own lunch.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Did you give the fish fresh water?
Now, now.
They have not even finished the water I gave them yesterday.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Would you like to try on this suit by the window?
Yes.
But may I use the dressing room?

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Don't go on the escelator!
Why?
Because I'm afraid the power will go off!
And we would be stuck there all day!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
You should go to my doctor. He's really good.
But I'm not sick.
Yeah, but he's so good that he'll find something wrong with you.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I wish the pilot would stop turning on the seat belt sign.
Why?
Because whenever it flashes, the ride gets bumpy.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
How was the circus?
It blew!
The knife thrower threw 50 knifes at this girl and missed her!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I'm glad I was not born in France.
Why?
Because I would not be able to understand anyone.

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Why did you buy so mant movie tickets.
I know!
But there was this guy there who kept on tearing them up!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Look!
A dead bird!
Where?

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
What does Abe Lincoln, George Washington, and Martin Luther King have in common?
What?
They were all born on holidays!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
You're the goalie, remember?
You're supposed to stop the balls!
I thought that's what the net is for!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I want to go to China.
Too far away. Let's go to the moon.
That's farer away than China!
NO!
We can see the moon, but we can't see China!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
It's 7:45!
Oh.
I thought it was a quarter to 8:00!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
What are you doing?
Writing a letter to myself.
What does it say?
How would I know? I don't get it until 2 to 3 weeks!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
Making a cake is hard.
How so?
It says to seperate two eggs, but it didn't say how far!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I am happy because it is Sunday!
Why are you happy about it being Sunday?
Because at church a man gives me a plate of money!

 

by boinky33
11-20-02
I hate how the news have people of another race or people who are disabled anchor just because they are afraid of being sued.
And now our half asian, half Indian, retarded, part man and part woman with one leg in a wheel chair Ching Chong McSmith with the weather.
ZING!

 

by boinky33
11-22-02
He died, fighting for our country

 

by boinky33
11-22-02
Where's bonwag?
He has been taken captive in the chamber of secrets.

 

by boinky33
11-22-02
Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules!
Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules!
Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules!
Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules!
Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules!
Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules! Devin rules!

 

by boinky33
11-23-02
Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules!
Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules!
Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules!
Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules!
Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules!
Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules! Devin still rules!Devin still rules!

 

by boinky33
11-24-02
I hate you!
I hate you more!
I hope you drop dead!
I hope it's while I'm driving you somewhere!

 

by boinky33
11-25-02
Come on! Do it!
It'll be sooo cool!
Why do I have the sudden urge to expose myself at the bus stop?

 

by boinky33
11-25-02
Or is it really ....
TA-DA!
Ah!
TA-DA!
Stop doing that!

 

by boinky33
11-25-02
*suck* *suck* *suck*
It's not so bad. It kinda tickles after a while.
12 hours later......
Yummy!
AHHHHH!!!!!! But then it starts hurting again after the 9th hour!

 

by boinky33
11-25-02
On one condition!
What?
Later......
*suck* *suck* *suck*

 

by boinky33
11-26-02
Gasp! Is this true?
Yes, and I even had his child. Look!
What a darling baby!
Ga! Ga!
Yeah, now give me my child support post-haste!
You'll only spend it on KY Jelly.

 

by boinky33
11-26-02
*sniff* .... All byy myseeelf!
*sniff*
I miss Tobor.
I'm horny, too.

 

by boinky33
11-26-02
Kramer says: 500 already? Oh, the humanity! He's only been here 5 months blah! blah! blah!
Drexle says: Who cares?
Spankling says: Let's celebrate! Break open the KY Jelly!
(DragonXero could not be here today, due to lack of interest)
Boinky33 says: Who wants cheese cake?
Dr. Dre says: Nothing, you idiot! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!

 

by boinky33
11-28-02
He's not on the moon.
He's not in Hell .... and that's where I told him to go.
He's not in some random person's house .... Hmmm, maybe Tobor should check Wirthling's place.

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