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POSE FOR ME
DOES THIS AXE MAKE MY DIAPER LOOK POOPY?
by shank, 10-18-05

 

by shank
10-18-05
stupid nigger

 

by shank
10-18-05
and here's an impression of me impersonating a police officer.
freeze, im writing you a ticket for being a big fag

 

by shank
10-18-05
MY SON DOESNT LIKE YOU, NIGGER

 

by shank
10-18-05
I am soooooo stoned
STOP LOOKING AT ME!
hey, where the fuck did i go

 

by shank
10-18-05
Im having a very difficult time right now understanding the current situation i am in right now at this very moment...
beep
is it just me or am i confused or what.

 

by shank
10-18-05
what happened? Well he wouldnt let me try out his new tonka truck, so i kicked the little bastard in the berries
stupid nigger

 

by shank
10-18-05
so apparently i have a disease...it's called "TellingPeopleWhatToDoAllTheTime" Syndrome
dont ignore me you piece of shit

 

by shank
10-18-05
you know, i appreciate everything you are doing for me and all, but i'd rather use my anal-intruder 4000

 

by shank
10-18-05
so, why are you here?
Failed to report a crime
what was that, exactly?
watching you play suck-the-cock with that handicapped 12 year old paralyzed dyslexic boy

 

by shank
10-18-05
yeah, go ahead, suck my blood, faggot

 

by shank
10-18-05
yes, can i help you?
what are you making?
spinach soup
you have a stupid ugly head

 

by shank
10-18-05
......and then i just turned around like this and ignored the bitch.
i've always wondered, do you like, lift off when you fart?

 

by shank
10-18-05
i've always had this craving to be impregnated by a dog.
moof

 

by shank
10-18-05
are you the culligan man?
strange outfit

 

by shank
10-18-05
you have a zit face
i do not, those are blood droplets
white.....blood.....droplets?

 

by shank
10-18-05
GUUUUUUUUURRRRRR
SQUEEK SQUEEK
ok, that got boring, wanna play checkers?
yeah sure

 

by shank
10-18-05
i get so many weird urges
like this one time, i felt like jerking off in a pool full of little girls
but then i realized that that'd be a little too messy. Blood give's me goose bumps when it's not pre-heated.

 

by shank
10-18-05
im thinking of a number between one and five hundred, guess it right and i'll suck your dick.
69
WHO TOLD YOU
Spit or Swallow?

 

by shank
10-18-05
say no to what?
dont worry about it, just say it
no
i mean, yes....shit, poop fucker

 

by shank
10-18-05
i told you i had a huge rocket
i am a believer

 

by shank
10-18-05
damn, what a creative woman that girl is.

 

by shank
10-18-05
tell me when the coast is clear
k go, ring the dorrbell and run like hell

 

by shank
10-18-05
wow, this bad boy is on sale
what a catchy name, i'll take two.

 

by shank
10-18-05
last time i was here this yard was filled with sheep....what the hell's going on.
they all got AIDs somehow

 

by shank
10-18-05
look what you did now, nigger. You caused world mayhem.

 

by shank
10-18-05
nice egg eyes, nigger

 

by shank
10-18-05
my wings hurt, can i just ride you the rest of the way?
are you hinting on something?

 

by shank
10-18-05
i have enough bullets to kill people
shit i ran out
o rly
can i borrow some? i need to kill people.
yeah sure, i hid them in the cookie jar
wewt

 

by shank
10-18-05
I bet you $50 that if you give me $100 that i'll give you $200 in return. Will you bet me?
What do i get out of it?
a blow job
deal

 

by shank
10-18-05
Freeze, i am a disgruntled kangaroo with a firearm
coulda fooled me

 

by shank
10-18-05
is it neccesary that we do the baby-in-a-sack joke?
it'll be funny, trust me.

 

by shank
10-18-05
here, you got mail
what does it say?
i dont know, but hurry up and read it before this bomb finishes blowing us into a bajillion pieces.

 

by shank
10-18-05
this isnt a portal into a different dimension, it's your fucking basement and now my nose is inverted into my skull.

 

by shank
10-18-05
Good news!
You have herpes, not AIDs

 

by shank
10-18-05
Good News!
You arent pregnant, it's just breast cancer.

 

by shank
10-18-05
I AM A NINJA!
What are your powers?
I can teleport and melt people with my ears.
Im speechless

 

by shank
10-18-05
BOOM BOOM.....BOOM.....BOOM BOOM
FAP FAP FAP

 

by shank
10-18-05
Here, i have a letter for you...It's from your family.
open it and tell me what it says.
god no, it's anthrax.
i see how it is.

 

by shank
10-18-05
i'd like a box of screws.
welcome to McDicks, what can i get you today?
A box a screws.
would you like fries with that?

 

by shank
10-18-05
STRINGS OF FURY HOLD UP THE PUPPET FROM HELL!~~!!!!!!!!!!!1
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by shank
10-18-05
these rainbows are turning me gay.
you dont say!
How about you?
Honey, i was born on a rainbow.

 

by shank
10-18-05
Here's a gift for you.
What is it?
It's a box of death.
It doesnt kill me, does it?
of course.......not
wewt

 

by shank
10-18-05
So i met my dad today for the first time in my life!
Did you suck his dick?

 

by shank
10-18-05
Yeah but i'll be back in a few hours, i got to go visit my grandma
Do me a favour?
Okay, what is it?
Tell her to wax that buttered snapper of hers.

 

OH MY GORSH, A GIRLFRIEND!
by shank, 10-19-05

 

by shank
10-19-05
Why dont you get off your ass and get a job?
Where? Who in their right mind would hire a cow?
McDonalds is always hiring.
Im not sure that's such a great idea.
but i like when you are on me...

 

by shank
10-19-05
I hate this!
You mean you dont like skydiving?
I forgot my parachute!!!
here you can borrow mine, i'll just pick one up when we land

 

by shank
10-19-05
little did that extraterrestrial realize...
...i.i..i...pack...
...fud....fud...fudge
banananananana....nana....na

 

by shank
10-19-05
What are you eating?
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
why does that remind me of your grandma?

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