All comics by xxxenon

 

by xxxenon
10-20-05
I thought you were Dead !
I am alive ! Kicking and Screaming.My Torch Red S O S Flag has been flying at full mast all night
The National security council called me and said you were involved in a Hit and Run
Holy Battleax ! This is like the time (Casper Weinburger)reactivated the 29th Blue & Gray Division
U.S. Army National Guard
Infantry air and gound crews are on there way to Help !
I love our military ! A aircraft and artiillery Battalion operating the system !

 

by xxxenon
10-21-05
JUNE 6 1984 the 40th anniversary of the Great invasion of Normandy.It is the day Casper reactivated the Guard Force !
You are proud to be American.
I am a activist for the preservation of peace,order and public safty.It is my civil duty as a Witch
You realize War was declared on Land,Air and Sea !
This airplane graveyard is the protection of Life and Property. I donate my heart and lungs to the Cause !
AGRESSOR training and red flag exercises can make a girl do just about anything.I wonder if she wants to see my Freestyle Skateboard Trick ?

 

by xxxenon
10-21-05
Holy Blood Bats ! Is that a Stealth Bomber ?
It is the Air Force outstanding achievement Award !
City of Angels
Why is it landing Here?
It is taking us to the New Air Force 1 exhibit at the Ronald Reagan Library !

 

A settlement or rekoning as in retribution or Reward !
by xxxenon, 10-21-05

 

180 Degree Casper Hop !
by xxxenon, 10-21-05

 

by xxxenon
10-24-05
Washington's Top Gun was my cell mate in Federal Prison.He tipped me off about this burial spot !
Those Damn FBI Informants.Who are you working for Whitey?
Brother ! Giving information like that could lead to death.The name is Burglar not Bulger !
Ya, thats what they all say when they are caught red handed.Your just another Gangster protected from prosecution.You have a reputation for being a tough Soldier.
Political Assassination is part of the job requirement as Top Lieutenant.I am looking for protective custody and a secret location to hang out.
Alright! Your in charge of Body Bags !

 

by xxxenon
10-24-05
Hello Mr. President it is an honor to be a Power Broker in Legislature and to serve on the Rifleman Board of Trustees.
A television advertising campaign and fundraiser featuring Prominant Alumni from the University will increase your paid housing Allowance.
Thats what I love about this buisness.A scholarship program that Rewards !
Yes,Abe ! Government is A annuity payment and rewards those who finish at the Top Of The Class.

 

by xxxenon
10-24-05
The Police department got a phone call about a Cat Burglar on the premises.Have you seen him?
No.Officer! I was just chiseling open safe deposit boxes in the banks vault. I haven't seen no Cat Burglar !
The suspect just escaped from a maximam security prison.He is considered armed and Dangerous.
I have to go meet my Parole officer in a hour.Can you give me a hand cracking this Safe ?
Sure thing Boss ! This heist could be a big score for the Department and a Huge Christmas Bonus.
Captain ! I found our possible suspect.

 

by xxxenon
10-26-05
Geeeziz Heist ! Tooms , You look like you have been up for days !
Ya, I haven't slept in a week.This graveyard shift is killing me.The Boss has me on around the clock surveillance.
How would you like to be a snitch and be treated with high regard like Majesty ?
you mean get rid of these bags under my eyes and take this subordinate job role as dependant to a higher dimension.
Exactly !
Is being a snitch within the legal limits of the law ? I cant seem to recall that Statute !

 

by xxxenon
10-26-05
Are you sure this is A good place to hold our Town Meeting ?
Ya, this is the cemetary.I looked it up on map quest and it is centrally located.It is a ideal site for our Support Group
Have you ever heard of the NAACP ?
YA,it stands for the National Association For the Advancement of Colored People !
Caucasion and Afro American
I am 1/2 white and 1/2 black
Join the Club ! C.A.S.P.E.R

 

by xxxenon
10-27-05
Isn't this the National Guard Headquarters and Drill Center ? Are you sure this is where the Halloween party is taking place ?
Yes ! There is going to be a brilliant assemblage of Goths from around the world devoting their souls to the Covenant.
I heard this was a storage place for weapons and is a red flag zone.
The port authority has no jurisdiction here.This is strictly a portal to the Galaxy !
I am thirsty for Blood !
The Ankh is the ancient Egypt symbol of Life !

 

by xxxenon
10-27-05
Do you believe it is possible to bring the dead back to life and to control spiritual forces?
A Shaman belief system is considered alterative medicine and should be handled with a delicate touch.
A spirit is trying to contact me from the Grave.
I told you not to take this costume party too seriously.Your starting to spook me out .There is no such thing as Ghosts !
You said I could be myself . Radiant Energy !
The gallow of Hell is fragile , Hail to the Witches !

 

by xxxenon
10-27-05
I have a summons for you to appear before a grand jury. It is pertaining to the symbol of American Virtue.
Wow ! George Washington was the 1st President to appear on a postage stamp.
A summitry hearing on your behalf is sceduled for October 31, 2005.
The Cristian Science monitor said that the President might be in need of fresh blood especially if there is a CIA Indictment !
Fox News A ~ Blood Line Network
I am the leading correspondent for Fox Hole News not to be confused with Fox & Friends.
Fresh Blood !

 

by xxxenon
10-28-05
I represent the Intelligence Protection Act of 1982. I protect the identities of undercover officers,agents and informants.
Thank God ! I thought you were going postal on me.The unauthorized disclosure of a CIA employee identity is a crime.
The inquisition into the CIA leak probe is a no brainer !
Your identity is safe here > this is a hideout used for protection in a battle zone.
What are we sheltering ?
This is a storage warehouse for Weapons Of Mass DESTRUCTION !

 

by xxxenon
10-30-05
On Hallows Eve The Ancestors walk amoung us and the gates are open between both worlds !
Circle of Fire come to our assemblage to honour and remember the Mighty Dead !
I sweep the ground to santify this Rite.The Circle of Life Is Open !

 

by xxxenon
10-31-05
We are gathered here tonight to celebrate the Harvest and to mark the beginning Pagan New Year !
Samhain True King of the underworld we respect the Heart of your Sacred Land !
Commemorating the souls of the dead and raising the power of our Intuitive Nature !

 

by xxxenon
10-31-05
The borders between the Spirit World and the Earth Plane are Infinate !
Are you stirring up trouble again ?
You are blocking the Doorway to the inner realm. I am trying to contact The Devine Spirit !
I heard this was a potent time of year for planting but, dont you think your taking this soulmate quest to The Extreme !
Divination
What do you know about the Samhain ?
We are all Misfits searching for a higher order DANZIG

 

by xxxenon
10-31-05
This is a time to study the dark mysteries and praise the dark Mother.
To ensure unity we sprinkle the ashes over the harvested land to protect and Bless.
Hail to the Crone ! She carries the Sun God in the secrecy of her Womb.

 
by xxxenon, 11-01-05

 

Sharp Visual Powers
I give all my opponets a head start !
by xxxenon, 11-02-05

 

To think : I was originally a Turnip !
by xxxenon, 11-02-05

 

by xxxenon
11-04-05
Circle of Life surround us with your love.The truth will be revealed before the celestial court of the past and present.
Reflections of the heart and the vision of a child will inspire the wisdom of the ages.
I call upon the Winds and Flaming Fire to strengthen us.

 

by xxxenon
11-04-05
Court is in session !What is your job Title ?
You can call me a Strategic Defense Initiator !
So your the new operative supervising the overthrow of existing government
You can call it constructive intervention.The incantation of magical powers !
What ever happened to the fisticuff method ?
That makes ones blood run cold. It is the magnification of a tall story we call war. I am into the high-flying line of conduct !

 

by xxxenon
11-06-05
How would you like to check out my bag of tricks? I have party favors !
Oh ! great just what I need a stupid stripper bitch trying to sell me drugs !
I got vicadin,zanex,somas whatever tickles your fancy.They are legal, I have prescription (Toys)
The law clearly states that anyone caught using,selling or under the influence of a controlled substance will be Terminated !
How would you like some candy ? I have maryjane chewies and norco wafers.
How sweet ! It's your 1st day on the job and your Busted !

 

Why did you tell Management I am Selling Pills ?
Because this is not Hooker Pharmacy !
by xxxenon, 11-06-05

 

by xxxenon
11-11-05
A hooker pharmacist is a legitimate job ! Drugs take precedence over a small time voice.It is called High Society !
Are you saying it is fashionable ?
It is marketable.I am a professional party planner for the central nervous system.
You make it sound like it is a cool burst of flavor and should be Tolerated.
Children under the age of 2 have to ask the doctor 1st
My dear ! your teething and are expierencing growing pains. I have the medicine to pacify your pain.Would you like a sugarless candy or gum melt bits that contain a narcotic analgesic ?
It sounds like a chemical meltdown !

 

by xxxenon
11-11-05
I am your sponcor,first aide,and safty advisory.
This woman is suffering from acetaminophen syndrome.
Would you like a suppository?A clean bowel is a healthy colon.
Wow ! A bubble gum burst that packs a great punch ! Do you have anything that cures a sedated society ?
There is a fashion show tonight and some of the worlds top models will be snorting cocaine.Do you want to go ?
No thanks ! I hate the smell of cigarette butts !

 

by xxxenon
11-12-05
What's going on ?
I am meeting a Friend here for the after party celebrating Armistice Day ''Simply A Truce''
Do you support the Veterans ?
I sent 20 dollars to the Paralyzed Veterans and they sent me personalized labels and stickers !
Who's your friend that your meeting here ?
The Unknown Soldier !

 

www.military.com
Do you want to watch a movie tribute to those who have served past and present ?
I see it .This is Awesome !
by xxxenon, 11-12-05

 

by xxxenon
11-17-05
What's going on ?
I just got news suggesting that the collapse of the Twin Towers was the result of explosive demolition !
A Government supervised Melodrama controlled by a detenator !
Are you in on this plot ?
We are all tragic Hero's
Maybe I should buy a Headstone !

 

by xxxenon
11-19-05
Dude! 3 chinese natives were indicted by a Federal Grand Jury. Those commy bastards were spying on Power PARAGON (USA)
Power Paragon makes inverters and converters for our unmanned Air vehicles.How dare they threaten our Defense Industry !
The Spies were collecting electrical and electronic data concerning a government related project and sending it back to their homeland !
A National Security Threat Alert ! Wonder how many more traitors from The Peoples Republic Of China are double crossing us and undermining our Intelligence !
WWW.FATAL1TY.COM
We need to consult The Command Shelter Expert !
This is a job for FATAL1TY

 

Governor Schwarzenegger just got back from a 6 day trade mission in China.It was a Paparazzi Party
Really ! I must of missed the 20 foot high picture of himself in leather chaps and a black Terminater Shirt !
by xxxenon, 11-19-05

 

I support the Governor's mission to fight Bootlegging and Piracy !
by xxxenon, 11-19-05

 

by xxxenon
11-20-05
Do you think it is possible to sell America to China ?
You mean like a Corporate Buisness Deal ?
Ya, with a firm hand shake and a few signitures(Autographs)
It is possible ! Chinese banks are not overdrawn like American banks with unsecured loans of credit.Think of China as a big plane flying over the USA dropping off goods and knock offs !
Everytime we buy products that say made in China we sell our Country. Before we know it they will be Dropping Bombs !
Help ! We need a Corporate Donation !

 

by xxxenon
11-24-05
Hey Butterball ! I have some bad news.Your this years # 1 sacrificial Turkey !
Ya,any minute now the President is going to walk down this hallway and carve my ass for dinner. Cant wait !!!
You dont sound too scared.Turkeys across America dread this day of Feasting.Are you alright ?
I'm Great !!! I cant wait to be stuffed and have my wishbone taken out. In The Name Of Family.
You want to die !
That's what I live for !

 

by xxxenon
11-24-05
Are you ready for Thanksgiving Day Feast ?
Gobble ! Gobble ! Gobble !
Hey Butterball ! The Pilgrims decided it is you that they want to eat for dinner.Thank you for being such a Sport !
But ! I thought
What are your final last words ?
I beg your Pardon !

 

by xxxenon
11-24-05
What's going on ?
I am giving thanks to Fellowman and the Winter Harvest.
Why are you always Alone ?
Because I am a solo witch.Merry thoughts are a Private Reflection.
Make A Wish
It is Tradition to spend the holiday's with family and friends.I brought you a wishbone !
A piece of pumpkin pie and an American Flight Home !

 

by xxxenon
11-25-05
The Clerk of court is not very happy with you blowing thru a red light.it is a violation of the California vehicle code 21453 (a)
I read the code and undertand that accidents,injuries,and even death are a result of red light violations.It was reckless driving.I apologize to the Court !
How do you plead ?
Guilty as charged !
So ! What do you think of the Automated Red Light Enforcement System ?
It is Wicked ! It took a Torch Red close up picture of me driving and a snap shot of my license Plate !

 

by xxxenon
11-30-05
I am truly sorry for being behind the limit line while light was red and for being within the intersection while light was red !
Did you learn anyting from this expierence ?
Ya,how you cant beat the System and that I should slow down !
So what are you going to do with your video camera image ?
Frame it ! and put it on my wall as a constant reminder that we have to learn the hard way !
Never underestimate the size and speed of a Smart Drver !

 

by xxxenon
12-02-05
Secret Radar Technology for the implantable radio frequency ID chips Is going mobile.
Ya,pretty soon mobile phones are going to let spies know our every move.
What do you think about ''Big Brother'' watching over us ?
As long as he is catching drug dealers,illegial immigants and terrorists I say Scrutinize !
Freedom has a price !
Ya,it is called a counter-strike !

 

by xxxenon
12-03-05
Does ''Big Brother'' have a Big Sister ?
YA ! and She is stripped of all nationalistic and regional boundries !
That sounds like a Fascist State Of Affairs.
She is a Established Political Power. ''Public Opinion'' is REALITY Scripted Publicity !
Dude ! we just advanced to the next security level !
Awesome ! now we get to create a conflict. Lets find a opposition group we can train to stimulate turmoil in Sovereign !

 

by xxxenon
12-03-05
Money !
Guns !
Supplies !
Did someone say WAR

 

by xxxenon
12-03-05
Where am I going to find a Mind Control Programmer skilled in the manipulation of human emotions ?
Damn ! I must of had a black-out .The retired veterans anniversary party was a Doozy !
I am looking for someone to covertly arm,advise and employ a Liberation Group. Can you help me ?
I am a old warhorse mechanic.I know some ''Freedom Fighters'' buddies of mine that love to Fight !
We are also going to need some Puppets and Peace Keepers.
This is a State of Emergency !

 

by xxxenon
12-03-05
Mr. President ! Project CASPER is going to need a protective embankment and a transportation unit ! equipped with military personnel and a Secretary !
Is that your only demand ?
Well seeing that a BOOB requirement is not part of the job qualification I would have to say YES !
What is your main objective ?
To have ground troops and underground access in every major city !
I will make sure the conflict is brought to the stage and that the media outlets promote Success !

 

Transending Thought
The earth's grid system looks good from up here !
Are you ready to blast open the portals to inner Earth ?
by xxxenon, 12-04-05

 

by xxxenon
12-04-05
How's that for a Energy Spike !
We just opened the gate to the 3rd Dimension
Plus ! we get a free Ride.
How are we going to explain this explosion to the ''Public'' when they see the City Destroyed ?
We will tell them it is a Solar Flare up ! A disruption in the Earth's Core. Fear will grip mass population and weaken the energy field ! Allowing us to tap into the Higher Frequency !
Wouldn't it just be easier to fly a Astral Plane into a Building ?

 

by xxxenon
12-05-05
The new DNA cell structure is ready for it's trial Run !
Blood codes of energy once put into action can not be stopped.We have to save the emotional breakdown of society brought on by agenda and human mind conditioning !
The electomagnetic Grid will change old cells into new cells and will allow the Heavenly Body To Heal !
What is that music playing in the background ? As earthlings would say ''I Dig It'' !
I believe the Song is called ''Man On The Moon'' by R.E.M.
You have to love these new WIRE Taps !

 

by xxxenon
12-05-05
The FDA just approved the VeriChip for Medical use.It scans like a Bar Code.
Ya, before the microchip there were tattoos, The Holocaust is a perfect example of how a Regime keeps track of it's Citizen's.
The chip is going to be used for medical use.It will give personal information like a name,blood type and medical Records.
Can we use it for Finance ?
Ya,it can also scan financial information and credit card Numbers.
So ! we can leave our wallets at Home.

 

by xxxenon
12-06-05
Hey Mister ! Do you have a light ?
Arn't you a little young to smoke ?
Not a cigarette light , a flashlight ! I am afraid of the dark.
Where are your parents? Your too young to be left alone on the sidewalk !
I am not alone, a radio frequency tracking device is embedded in my arm for emergency Identification.It is a security measure. My parents dont have to hire a babysitter !
Damn it ! I thought this kidnapping job was going to be easy.

 

by xxxenon
12-08-05
Satellite towers,electrical street poles and fuse boxes are interfering with our natural resource of Energy.
Spirit Of Winter we call upon you to strengthen our magnetic field and give a Spark Of Energy to dome over the Super Structure.
Winter King your dominance is fear and death and your connected symbol is Skull and Crossbones.

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