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by Buttonman
3-03-11
What do you want, Sonny? You look like you're selling something.
I'm working my way through wrestling college selling magazine subscriptions.
Wrestling school? You don't look like you're old enough to be out of High School, never mind in college.
It'e true though. I want to be a pro wrestler on TV. Lessons cost real money.
All right, put me down for Leather Biker Guys In Chains Journal, Bad Weightlifters Monthly and Playgirl. Grannies love fun, y' know.
I'll dedicate my first match to you.

 

by Buttonman
3-16-11
Say, I haven't seen you around here before. What's your gimmick?
I-am-a-FLAMEBOT. My-job-is-to-go- onto-message-boards-and "shoot-on-wrestlers-my-owner-dosen't-like
Wow. That flat monotone robotic voice is impossible to depict visually and yet, somehow, I get it.
I -sign-in-by-the-nom de plume" "are-you-kidding-me"
Are you kidding me?
Certainly-not. Robots-have-no-sense-of-humor.

 

by Buttonman
3-16-11
General Payne goes looking for answers from the flamebot, "Are You Kidding..."
OK, Flamebot. Here we are, face to face. So why do you hate me so much?
It's-not-personal. It's-just-business.
Well, it can't be too good for business. I never see a red flamebot get booked at any wrestling show, whereas, I work everytime AWF does and have for more than 5 years.
You-are-truely-obtuse. I-would-be-sad-if-flamebots-had-emotions.
Why don't you explain it to me then, Flamebot.
Simply-put-I-am-an-online-voice-for-a-pathetic-human-who-uses-me-to-say things-to-you-that-he-would-not-dare-in-person. He-is-jealous-that-you-have-a-spot-and-he-doesn't. Get it?

 

by Buttonman
3-16-11
General Payne consults his tag partner, Shane Misery, to concerning the recent epidemic of flame rips on the AWF Message Board. . .
So anyhow, there's this flamebot who kinda acts as an anonymous avatar called "Are You Kidding" and it's operated by someone who hates me but is ripping on you
Actually, he is ripping on you, soldier boy. He is just aggravating the heck outta me because he is doing it in public.
As that may be, the flamebot is trying to generate heat between you and me and between us and Kory Jackson, who may or may not be coming to AWF.
Just so you know, when I find the flamebot's owner, I intend to fry him on a grill and consume his charred remains with a 6 Pak of Bud Light.
I'll drink to that.
Ummm... Ixnay on the alcoholhay. Just makes you a bigger target.

 

by Buttonman
3-18-11
Have you noticed that Team Elite is everywhere? You cant go to a wrestling show anywhere without Team Elite taking the Tag Tem Championship.
What about AWF?
What?
What about the Alabama Wrestling Federation in Mobile, Alabama. There's no Team Elite there. No Flexx. No Crown.
Maybe it's because they are afraid of The Wiggins Axe Murderer, Wade Garrett.
Kid, EVERYBODY'S afraid of The Wiggins Axe Murderer, Wade Garrett.

 

by Buttonman
4-02-11
Grimm, The Reaper shows up in the park . . .
Death! What brings you to our neck of the woods?
I'm here to repossess the soul of Professional Wrestling on the Gulf Coast.
What . . . Did they like, not make their payments or something?
Well, it's more complicated than that, but essentially, yeah. That's it.
Wait a minute. You're really making a reality pilot for the History Channel, right?
Damn! What gave me away, the TV camera?

 

by Buttonman
5-02-11
Buttonman's untimely departure from All Pro Wrestling falls under discussion. . .
So, no more APW for you, eh?
Yeah, that about covers it.
You've attended every APW weekly show since it started downtown. What gives?
It's personal.
Gonna go for revenge? There's a thousand things you could do.
Nah. Just gonna kick back and watch 'em implode.

 

by Buttonman
5-04-11
A rare visit from Tristan. . .
Announcer Tristan, what brings you to my particular park bench?
I'm glad you asked me that, because I'm not an announcer anymore and never had gray hair.
Glad you cleared that up. So, redundantly, why are you here?
To let all my fans know that I'm at All Pro Wrestling now and I am getting a new avatar in Shoot Comix!
The new Tristan Avatar revealed. . .
Do tell.
Buttonman really, really SUCKS!

 

by Buttonman
5-04-11
Support All Pro Wrestling
So, you're a referee now. trained by Ultimate Wrestling, but working at All Pro Wrestling. . .
**anger** **brooding** **plotting revenge**
They need your dough
Must be tough reffing without hands to slap the mat with.
I'll have you to know. . .
Eat lots of barbecue - it's yummy you know. . .
**chuckle**
Buttonman gave me a special avatar for that. Don't be impressed though. There's no striped shirt.

 

by Buttonman
5-04-11
APW Owner Tiny Tiswell weighs in. . .
You know Buttonman pretty well. Why do you think he is picking on referee Tristan and APW ?
Because he's an insufferable bully with a warped, twisted sense of humor?
Huh? Why would you say such a thing?
Because it's what you want to hear. Grass don't grow between MY ears.
Well, you know I will have to retalliate, right?
You'll take the free publicity and shut up if you have any brains. He's trying to get people to give you money.

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