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by arbi
9-13-05
to do: switch left to right in first two panels
You can't smoke in here. Put that out! This is Austin. Smoking was banned September 1.
Hey Joe, can i get an ashtray?
http://www.monkeylaw.org/ index.php?date=20050909
But I was trying to stop him! I demand a jury trial! The wisdom of twelve good men and true will exonerate me.
You're under arrest for allowing smoking in your bar
DEAR PROSPECTIVE JUROR

 

by arbi
9-13-05
I went out of town a couple weeks ago, and didn't end up getting my laundry done before I left. It's still there, taunting me.
I did get a few things done yesterday, lawn mowed, dishes washed, chili started, pushups, roachbashing, fixed weedeater. Roommate cleaned the stove and such.
I have a hearing thursday for which I should have turned in paperwork yesterday, so I'm freaking out with writer's block. It'll be another 11th hour desperation scenario, endangering years of work
i'd put into this case. Snafu. So I've been up all night reading webcomics and making webcomics
A guy called me this morning wondering where's the deed and contract I promised him six months ago. Snafu.
Then there's that IRS letter I'm afraid to open. And the other thing. Snafu.

 

by arbi
9-13-05
hello kitty
oh hello
Hello mystical flame of the dark lord. I've brought some tasty sacrifices.
Oh hello.
hello granite
oh hello.

 

www.stripcreator.com/ comics/Hari_Nezumi/310323
After that, I told her, more like Trout!
by arbi, 9-13-05

 

by arbi
9-14-05
everything i needed to know, i learned in med school, in tonga. like how to cheat off flipynif's paper
Hello gran
oh hello
Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do -this-. What do you advise?
Don't do that.

 

by arbi
9-14-05
http://www.comedy-zone.net/ jokes/doctor.htm
Hello gran
oh hello
Dr dr, my daughter thinks she's an egg donor. This has been going on for three years.
Why didn't you come to me sooner?
We needed the eggs.

 

by arbi
9-14-05
www.websnark.com
The websnark is taking part in an online 'telethon' of webcomics raising funds for katrina.
there's also an "adult' version.
http://vark.blogspot.com
I have a rant at my blog about how the right thing to do is buy insurance and put your money in a bank, not to some fly by night "charity" like the red cross* or starvation army.
* Founded 1881 by clara barton, nurse, feminist, lesbian, instrumental in passing geneva conventions. Monitors human rights abuses in prisons.
So I'm saying donating is a waste of effort, but also giving a link for how to do it. If you don't want to send money, you could make a comic.
compassionate, conservative, conflicted

 

by arbi
9-14-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/ forums/showthread.php?postnum=184120
(I know it's a tad verbose, but I was going more for amusing/profound over the quick punchy laugh.)
it had too high of a words to laugh ratio for me. try goin for the quick punchy laugh and see how you do
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I think I should really get this mole looked at. Sorry if that makes me sound "intolerant" or "cancerphobic", but that's just the way I feel.
by arbi, 9-14-05

 

by arbi
9-14-05
i, the lord of hosts, have decided to give you a companion. adam, meet steve.
yo
woof
if we can hire some decent writers, the two of you will have many zany adventures. we got you a primo sunday slot.
how do ya like them apples?

 

by arbi
9-15-05
god's not sure yet who should play steve, or even adam. tithe generously to brad@paypal.moc with your votes

 

by arbi
9-15-05
i wonder what we should call that round thing in the sky
moon
i've been experiencing new feelings lately
moo'd
how would negation be expressed?
nay

 

by arbi
9-15-05
i'll put some mountains over here
i've invented the zebra.. needs work
Oh hello
oh great, now god thinks he's a doctor

 

by arbi
9-15-05
heroville supersaver

 

by arbi
9-15-05
tribute to nealch
A few years ago, a lot of places just weren't accessible to people like me.
But my Hoverround from Acme products has opened a whole new world. And with GeekCare supplemental insurance, it didn't cost me a thing
After I reversed the polarity on the forward nacelles, I've been doing 70 on I-70. Coming thru!
Meep meep.

 

by arbi
9-16-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/ comics/dcomposed/204676/
So I says, "Well, there's a really mean duck going around calling people names!"
Ha Ha!
Whore Gay!
That's the duck I was talking about!
* actually, this wouldn't have happened, bush is fluent in spanish. he might be evil, but he's not as dumb as people think.

 

by arbi
9-16-05
automated checkout
Are these carrots organic?
villianville supermarket
Optimus Prime doesn't care about organic, people!
cleanup aisle 3

 

by arbi
9-16-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ choadwarrior/310799
So Rabbi, why is it god wants us to cut off part of our dicks as a sign of the covenant?
Well, at first G_D wanted a burnt offering of Abraham's first born son.
But Abraham presbyterianed him down.

 

by arbi
9-16-05
go vegan
Mr. Woppy has made you a very generous offer to join our management team.
But I don't want more hours. I don't want more woppy love.
He said to make you an offer you can't refuse.
No, really, I'm going to go back to school.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

 

by arbi
9-16-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/ comics/cpausti/310836
Hey baby let's exchange bodily fluids
I'm your new teacher
Hey hey, I'm in to dominance too. Teach me, oh master
That's it! We're going to the principal's office right now.
bif! bam! pow!
strangely ironic
spank spank spank

 

by arbi
9-16-05
hey newbies, have you checked out the forum?
There's contests, and banter, and fights go there, and photoshop, and weddings.
There's even an irc channel so you can waste all day at stripcreator
If they don't read the forum, they probably don't read your comics either.

 

www.stripcreator.com/comics/mmyers/ 310944
by arbi, 9-16-05

 

by arbi
9-16-05
anyway it's time for another installment of did/didn't.
Ž • ™ £ ¥ § © ª ² ¶ ~ † Ø æ
of the two things on today's list, i did the laundry but didn't take the car to the shop
not on list: i did the dishes and vaccumed but didn't go through the bills.
i'm feeling a little horse
£ © £

 

by arbi
9-17-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/ comics/nealch/311165
Relax Mom, me and flipy are just gonna go get some candy.
teen hotline
when my son says he and flipy are going to get candy, what does he really mean?
dancesafe.org
well ma'am, candyflipping can be a reference to mixing extasy and acid, mda and lsd. sometimes candy just means the bright plastic friendship bracelets traded among raver kids.

 

by arbi
9-17-05
idea based loosely on an injokester strip after too much coffee.
So once you have your suit and your box of product, you hold meetings, a lot like this one, and tell your new friends about a plan that will change their lives.
ok this is the comics and we like to mock things here, but if you ever get a chance to hear this pitch don't miss it. it's the essence of viral marketing

 

..... i hear you don't have to be a donor anymore to have one panel strips
.. really? can we get our money back?
by arbi, 9-17-05

 

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4257966.stm "The figure for Scotland dwarfs" taken slightly out of context
by arbi, 9-20-05

 

by arbi
9-20-05
The art in the categories threereasons, dexx, kaddar, kaddar2, props, forumusers, holiday and submitted are okay to use.

 

by arbi
9-21-05
Zimri/311842
True virtue derives from love and hope, Ezekial.
Aye, aye.
Talk like a pirate day was yesterday.

 

For the championship, what city is home to the university of alabama tigers and the von mises institute?
I still don't like you.
Aw, burn.
by arbi, 9-21-05

 

by arbi
9-21-05
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ papadust/311710
So these people are tripping on shrooms and they run out into the woods and meet a troll
A troll eh? Why that reminds me of the time back in college i ate a handfull of monring glory seeds and walked 14 miles barefoot. I was crossing a narrow footbridge when I thought I heard voices from
voices from under the bridge, so, fearing trolls, i went home. not long afterwards, we were in mcdonalds and there were two funny old men in knit caps, and i thought, trolls?
Nowadays if you want trolls look no further than the varsity lounge. You talk about shrooms? Why let me tell you, whippersnapper, the shrooms in my day were as big as apples. We'd get the spores mail

 

by arbi
9-21-05
papadust/311710
So these people are tripping on shrooms and they run out into the woods and meet a troll
Picture it, 1986. Me and my girlfriend cindy are up in the mountains outside estes, we'd eaten maybe a gram and half each, when my uncle bob comes up with a book on edible fungus he wants to show us
She's thinking , he knows too much! We'll have to kill him and hide the body. But ole Bob's jest being Bob, k'now? In our family, kinfolk teach each other wilderness skills all the time. Why one time
Kids, don't try shrooms without competent psychiatric help. You may wake up 20 years later thinking you're an aardvark.
[45 minutes go by] .. and that's how Bob became clan chief for texas.

 

by arbi
9-21-05
Internet friends dropped by last night. I'm not used to being called "arbi" in person. We closed down the club. I'm a bit woozy today.
I would have missed the appointment with my lawyer if he hadn't called to reschedule. I havent done anything else yet all day. A few pushups, the dishes, some blog entries, killed 20 roaches.
Answered the phone, some realtor has a client wants to buy one of my lots. I suggested $4,000, I'll hear back tomorrow.
if it goes thru, i should offer it to my ex, who is in the middle of foreclosure and bankruptcy
ok, that was true but seemed insensitive. can't speak spanish, show up on time, have a good attitude, or cope with the violence inherent in the system.
When I used to have a job washing dishes, I made about $4,000 a year.
These days I can't get a job washing dishes, because I don't speak spanish.

 

by arbi
9-21-05
this just in. when owen at www.youdamnkid.com said his strip had been picked up by the fox network, i though he was kidding.
20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION AND SANDY GRUSHOW'S PHASE TWO OPTION POPULAR KEENSPOT WEBCOMIC 'YOU DAMN KID!' FOR TELEVISION!
but websnark confirms it.
this will a) change webcomics forever b) give a mild boost to what used to known as keenspace. or keenspot or something keen anyway.
to do: add backgrounds and non default characters

 

by arbi
9-22-05
Dude! You were spozd to meet me at the temple 20 minutes ago.

 

by arbi
9-22-05
RAWR
MMMMM, YUM
Dude, sorry i'm late. You said turn left at the temple, but the there was no temple anywhere.

 

by arbi
9-22-05
Congratulations, padawan. You have discovered the double top secret entrance to temple 8.

 

by arbi
9-22-05
unlike those other two. did you hear them, Brad? they were all 'blobbity blippity boo' and i was all 'logic and reason' and they were all 'snoozy foozy pants' and i was all ''topical rejoinder'

 

No, I'm pretty sure he said "topical rejoineder"
by arbi, 9-22-05

 

by arbi
9-22-05
White Knight. Whites in free before Tenn OGlock. Have price vodka.
Hey moe, I'll have another firey steed.
Foreman's bar & grill. silly injoke, move along.
Comin right up

 

by arbi
9-22-05
This has been my most productive day this week. A deal closed this morning, I mean not closed as in i got the money yet, but the paperwork was signed, i should clear two grand, with ten grand to go
before i break even on the real estate adventure. mailed an offer to one guy and got email from another guy about my offer.
i made the dreaded trip to the BMV and got my plates renewed, not too much hassle, $40, and got groceries, $6.
My other big project was a trip to city hall to try to get the written standards for the search they do when you come in. They wouldn't give me a copy, but i saw a document, 6 years out of date and
and too vague to hold up in court. Big ass cop followed me around menacingly for awhile.
I might or might not take this further, like with a lawsuit or at least some letters. It's been on my mind for a couple years.

 

by arbi
9-23-05
Continuing our series on 21st century impressionsists, here's arbi doing slick, tycho, and fox.
BooYay! Freedom, Bitches!
www.sinfest.net www.penny-arcade.com www.friendlyhostility.com
Chocolate Turkeys!
not only have i gotten nothing done all day, i spent a lot of it comparison shopping for chocolate turkeys.
Bone a model? Check!

 

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2078/is_1_46/ai_94983798/pg_3
Here's a strange little story about a noseless old man who is so lonely he makes friends with a cockroach.
this is what i did today, instead of either of the things i'd planned. watched snippets of russian movies and read sad stories of pathetic old men. every day i kill 100 roaches, every day more come.
by arbi, 9-23-05

 

by arbi
9-23-05
stolen from: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics /AccentuateNegative/312270
Q: Dear Fag, When I want to tell my friends how far I went with a woman, I can say i went to first base, second base, etc. Do guys have that?
Computer, run cliche-a-matic.
A: All your base are belong to us.

 

by arbi
9-24-05
this is a random comic. it's 3 am. my plans for world domination via stripcreator are proceding nicely.
one of my friends draws a real webcomic, monkeylaw.org.
now when he gets stuck on making a comic, he uses stripcreator.
i think i need some sleep.
http://www.monkeylaw.org/ index.php?date=20050919

 

by arbi
9-24-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
enc.ex.ru/cgi-bin/n1boss.pl?lang=2&p=1024 Andrey Yerkin
And by days he means minutes. Among the Hebrews, "40" was slang for "a whole bunch."
Come along Yerkin. The game is afoot.
jerk

 

by arbi
9-24-05
i should sleep. by 25cents 9-24-05 That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! je mappele francios!!!
i have no idea how that happened.
i guess we lose again huh?
no, we didn't even get to enter. losing would be a step up.
i think squid should win for "what's a jerkin?"

 

by arbi
9-24-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
said the COW!!!
There once was a chicken from Perkin, who wanted to be an Amer'can. She jumped on a frieghter, full of tomater, to get thousands of miles from her kin.
A bushel's the same as a firkin.The Gerkha was wearing a burka 'n' jumped onto the frieghter and said see you later, while eating a handful of gerkin.
She traded her gold for a zircon to a wiley young scot they called Sher Kahn. I'd like to go on, but something is wrong, my scansion and meter ain't workin'.
Should I put him in a box? Can i sell him to the fox? Stripcreator surely rocks.

 

by arbi
9-28-05
Evil here. It's before noon, so arbi's not up yet. Monday: good meeting with lawyer. Then, within 100 feet of my house, I got bikejacked. Big guy ran up hit me, knocked me down, took the bike.
Tuesday: up early, worked on the barn all day, nice drive in the country.
Wednesday: a call from the zoning thugs, trying to order me to cut some grass. I went through the usual routine. Didn't get mad till after she hung up.

 

by arbi
9-28-05
* update: 78-22
Anything happen while I was in Bermuda?
Well, let's see. Rehnquist kicked, Roberts got promoted and is about to be confirmed 62-35.
Gadzooks.
And you know how Laura Bush was telling Dubya he needed a woman's touch around the court? Three words.
??!!
Anna Nicole Smith.

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