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Mega_h8 and Bedlam by boinky33 11-30-02
	I'm a stupid loser. Me too.

 

This comic is a comic by boinky33 11-30-02
Excuse me. Yes?	Will you lay spread-eagle on a bed of nails, rub cream cheese on your box while singing: Yankee Doodle Dandy while I beat off? WHAT??????	I'm joking .... You don't have to sing. Phew! You had me worried there for a second.

 

Harry Potter and the annoying troll by boinky33 11-30-02
BLIMEY! ... and then I will take over the world by making racist remarks and posting random shit on the fourms!	You're evil, Mega_h8! Now, show me your cock 'n balls!	Excuse me? You heard me! Drop your knickers and whip out the goods!

 

Hi, Otis. by boinky33 11-30-02
	Mooka! Mooka!	Oh, God! You're still here?

 

Meaning of life by boinky33 11-30-02
Wanna know the meaning of life?	Sure.	Okay, I'll tell you in the next frame. Alright.

 

Does too by boinky33 11-30-02
		Does this make me gay? No, don't stop.

 

laundry by boinky33 11-30-02
I'll do the laundry. Okay, here are my socks.	Oh, dear. They're all wet. *Blush*	Then a cocaine factory blew up for some reason

 

I hate hippies by boinky33 11-30-02
I made pie.	I made a sculpture of you out of my own feces.	then they flew to the moon and had sex Post-haste! Stop saying that.

 

What Bedlam does on the school computer at the library by boinky33 11-30-02
Welcome to: Gay midgets getting ass rammed by dogs dressed as pirates!		*ejaculates* SHHH!!!!!!

 

Mega_h8 likes to spank his penis behind the Baby Gap by boinky33 11-30-02
You guys suck! You are all baby nigger rapers with no lives! I hate you all! Fuck! Shit! Ass! Blah, Blah, Blah!	Please be quiet, you clod. GASP!	MOMMY! Somebody made fun of me! Come here and shave my pubic hair to cheer me up! No way I'm going to your room! It gives me the creeps!

 

The Mega_h8 and Bedlam story by boinky33 11-30-02
We met at The Small Genitalia Club. The moment I saw him I knew that I wanted to stick my dick in his ear.	We enjoy long walks on the beach and pushing eachother's shit in. And knitting.	Who are we talking to? I don't know. Let's whack out balls on parking metres now, honey.

 

cats and Mega by boinky33 11-30-02
I hate Mega-h8 .... and cats. Me too.	Shits all over the place, smells like sheer hell, and pisses in the bath tub.	Are we talking about cats or Mega_h8?

 

gimmie the money by boinky33 11-30-02
NEXT!	Please don't cut my toes off! I swear I'll get the money!	Sorry, I get paid in piecework.

 

YEE-HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by boinky33 11-30-02
YE-HAW!!!!!! LET'S GO WRANGLE UP SOME JEWS! YEAH! YE-HAW!!!!!!!!!	Well?	Well what?

 

I don't like using this word, but it shows my hatred to Mega by boinky33 12-01-02
Hey, honey. I saw a nigger today and I called him a nigger. SWEET!		Wanna go whack off in the bath tub? You read mt mind, baby.

 

turd burgler by boinky33 12-01-02
scit scat dooby bee bop scittly scat scat boppity bee	scootly scootly skeet skat dooby dooby bee bop scit	dibby skit skat bobbity scootly WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP?

 

Bedlam watches the tv by boinky33 12-01-02
Today in Russia, 12 men were horribly raped and murdered by werewolves who then cut off their penises. Now the pictures you are about to see might be too much, so I urge you to look away.		I'm so haaaard!

 

something to eat by boinky33 12-01-02

 

CC 157: fame and failure 1 by boinky33 12-03-02
I want to be famous, Arthur. I'm sick of sucking cock for coke. Me too, Jim. I've been a male prostitute long enough. I already got crabs, herpes, chylmidia, pubic lice and gential warts.	But how will we get famous? .... Wait! I got it! What is it?	Our fame lies in the internet!

 

CC 157: fame and failure 2 by boinky33 12-03-02
How will we become famous? Hard work?	HA! Hell no!	Two words: GAY PORNO!

 

CC 157: fame and failure 3 by boinky33 12-03-02
at the audition People pay big bucks to watch guys jerk off! If I knew you could get rich from beating off since I was 12, I'd be a billionaire by now.	"NEXT!" Well, it's out time to shine! Remember, no fancy manoeuvres. Just quick and easy.	Check! Got the hand lotion? Check-mate!

 

CC 157: fame and failure 4 by boinky33 12-03-02
much later Well, we were famous for 2 weeks. At least we got some cash from the merchindising.	What gay porno site took our terf and drove us out of business, anyway?	www.Mega-h8_Bedlam.com

 

heads by boinky33 12-03-02
		ha ha ha SILENCE!

 

the hobo by boinky33 12-04-02
Pencils! 5 cents!	I don't want a pencil, but I want to help. Here, take this money.	I DON'T NEED YOUR DAMN CHARITY! BUY A FUCKING PENCIL! Erp.

 

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj by boinky33 12-04-02
Sure is dark in here. Better open the curtains.	Okay.	AHHH!!!!! We're snowed in!

 

something you wouldn't want to see out your window by boinky33 12-06-02

 

Jenna Talia by boinky33 12-06-02
CUNT!!!!!! CUNT!!!!!!	CUNT!!!!!! CUNT!!!!!!	Pussy. Now that's just immature.

 

Moe Lester by boinky33 12-06-02
One day at the ranch Then I says...... Yeah?	........... ............	This is a pretty shitty ranch, I just noticed. Ha, Ha!

 

a refreshing beverage by boinky33 12-06-02
*slurp* *sip* *sip*	*gulp* This sure is tasty!	But I should save some of my piss for my parole officer!

 

Supa happy! by boinky33 12-06-02
		What's with asian chicks and pink, dancing bunnies?

 

guns by boinky33 12-09-02
Daddy, do own a gun?	No, honey.	Then why does mommy keep saying that you are shooting blanks?

 

Happy birthday to me! by boinky33 12-09-02
	It's my mother fuckin' birthday, bitch!

 

finding myself by boinky33 12-10-02
I'm trying to find myself.	Well, if I see you, I'll let you know.

 

glass house by boinky33 12-10-02
"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."	Yeah....	And they should get dressed in the basement, too.

 

the chicken or the egg? by boinky33 12-10-02
What came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, or course.	How do you know?	Because breakfast comes before lunch!

 

leaky tap by boinky33 12-10-02
My sink keeps dripping! How do I make it stop?	Easy!	Stop paying your water bill.

 

sore feet by boinky33 12-10-02
What's the best thing for sore feet?	I know!	A 50 mile hike should do it!

 

I know! by boinky33 12-10-02
How do I get people to notice me?	I know!	Ride an ostrich around the street NAKED!

 

handy doctor by boinky33 12-10-02
Doctor, my back hurts!	I only look at hands.	Okay, here!

 

CC 160: chess love by boinky33 12-17-02
	Will you be my check-MATE?

 

CC 160: chair love by boinky33 12-17-02
I love you with all my heart! I can't live without you! I think of you when I fall asleep, and I think of you when I wake up! Will you please be my lover?		AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A TALKING CHAIR!

 

CC 160: microphone love by boinky33 12-17-02
I really like you, Mike.	And if you go out with me I will *whisper!* *whisper!*	*BOING!*

 

CC 160: dumb by boinky33 12-17-02
I love this box! I heard that she cheats on you!	GASP!	2 weeks later.... I love this axe! *Sniff!* .... I thought we had something special, Axe!

 

CC 160: phone triangle by boinky33 12-17-02
You wanted to see me, honey? Yes, I wanted you to know that I'm seeing somebody else.	GASP! Who is he? I'll kill him! Well, you see .... it's a woman.	So you've gone cordless! She's a wind-up phone! I love older women!

 

CC 160: PC love by boinky33 12-17-02
I'm home, sweetie! 00100101000100100010011	Oh, yeah! Talk dirty to me! 100100010101001001	You turn my floppy disc into a hard drive!

 

CC 160: ????? by boinky33 12-17-02
		I love this shirt.

 

CC 160: hammer love by boinky33 12-17-02
	I love this hammer, but this nail is my ex-girlfriend!

 

boinky33 has not entered a comic title by boinky33 12-20-02
Call me a cab!	You're a cab!	Now call me daddy!

 

donate by boinky33 12-20-02
I got lots of money for donating sperm.	You can get money off donating sperm?	Yes. Man, I have a tube sock under my bed worth thousands!

 

CC 161: Bathos! by boinky33 12-21-02
		Wanna go bowling? Yeah, sure.

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